/CPD/ Thread: Father's Day Special

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Off with a start

>7 gun shots

>Reports of fighting at parks

Family gatherings

Male Black standing on the smoke stack.

>7-8 Gang Bangers chasing one who said to call the police

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PCP overdose

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Time to get comfy fello Roberts

>kids throwing rocks at cars

Male Black is back at Wendy's

seems slow

why?

not like male black has to get up early for work tomorrow?

Or is it just that father's day is an unknown holiday for male black?

Now hold on, hold on. Maybe we shouldn't assume it'll be as bad as normal today. Surely they'll all be at home celebrating Father's Day with their father. I mean its a proven fact that they stick to their tribes so everything should be perfectly fine tonight and I can't even keep this going Jesus Christ its going to be a slaughter tonight too isn't it?

>>130476468
You know to know who your father is in order to celebrate Father's Day, anon.

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>>130467929
Robert reporting in there, Bob

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>>130476777
we all like fathers day fun

>>130467929

Ordered a pizza for the first time in over a year. Got my cat beside me and feeling extra comfy tonight.

Check your keys lads

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its almost 4th of july, can't wait

>>130477829
what kinda pizza?
what kinda cat?

would be more comfy if no work tomorrow and scanner was busier

>shots fired

>20 males fighting in the gas station

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>>130478538

Pepperoni pizza.

Black/gray polydactyl beast of a cat. See pic

>>130478538
No idea why the pic is upside down

>>130479788
cool looking cat

got my scottish terrier in the chair with me

but bout to get up to fix a drink

come on Chiriaq, need to break the record tonight, 2.5 more hours to go

>>130480063
>8 murders today
>including a 3 year old and an elderly couple

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Who else here /openkey/?

>>130480063

Scotties are awesome dogs. About the same size as my cat actually. Maybe a little bigger.

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Evening, Roberts.

>>130480487
wow I missed some then
http://heyjackass.com has 6 today

>>130480487

Who shoots an elderly couple and a child? That's fucked up

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By now, all the normals will be home and gang bangers are out and about

>>130481035
Chiraqis have no boundaries

>>130481203

I read the articles. The baby was best to death and the else couple stabbed to death. That is even worse.

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Strap in. It is about to get crazy.

It sure it good to live on the Northwest side...

>>130480487
wow just fucking nuke chimpcago already. fucking piece of shit """""city"""""

>>130481035
Worse actually. Kid was beaten old couple were stabbed in a home invasion.

>>130481581
Nah, we have Azacca Haka.

>>130481640
>>130481353
Animals

>>130481035
>Who shoots an elderly couple and a child? That's fucked up


Male black

>>130481640

Yeah I read that after. Parents beat the baby.

The couple's son came to visit and found them dead.

Fucking shitty

>>130481694
who is that? some black activist from kenya?

> looking for trouble

>Two gangs meeting to fight in the street

>12 people fighting

amazing

>>130481957
American Pale Ale made by a little local brewery that ends up tasting like pineapple juice.

>>130482634

Hopefully some shots fired

Face tattoos are never a good idea

>baby daddy hit caller with a gun

>20 people in front of the park drinking and fighting

Dispatcher sounds bored

>>130483540
They probably confused their dads for one another

> 7 shots fired

>selling the dope

What is closed off and why?

> intoxicated male unconscious

>>130483540

There are bench clearing brawls every night. It's mind blowing and amazing.

> 14 - 15 shots fired

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>>130484546
Make Chicago a giant prison

>campus is closing

What did I miss

>>130484796
> giant death prison

> executions held daily


Oh wait.......

> closing the campus, everyone has to leave

> closing campus

Was there a "peaceful" protest that I missed?

>>130467929
Good evening Robert family. is male black still up to no good?

>call at fried chicken, what?

Decided to take clothes off!

You ever feel the urge to take your clothes off and run through Chicago at 10 o clock at night?

>no uber
>people robbing vet clinic

> possible fake cop, throwing things out of video as someone moves out.

> call at fried chicken

WE WUZ.....

I like this dispatcher

You rolled up on him then what happened?

>check yo keys
>such a social atmosphere

Check your keys, Roberts

3 Hispanics in a silver car

>>130485821
We all love Sassy. Though Crabby takes a very close second. She can handle anything.

how are my fellow Roberts doing?

>>130486011
I have not heard crabby in a whike

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Good evening Roberts. Odds on Male Black finding his dad in the jail block tonight?

>>130486539
I am well. Looking up information on land I'm trying to buy. Robert honestly helped me decide to do it. male black is all too close to taking over my city

>suspicious object on driveway
>males on street with guns.

> two more roads closed off

> stolen vehicle

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>Roberts denied by sassy.

>>130486762
Land is a good thing to buy. I want to get a solid amount to go innawoods with

> I'm losing it
> What was the third one

Get some rest, Sassy

>30 year old hispanic female on xanax not taking a break up well. Pink dress.

What can you do about a bar playing loud music??

> What can you do about a bar playing loud music


Shoot the jukebox. Works every time.

>Suicidal... not taking the breakup very well

How come you guys don't do this during the day? I mean I get the whole /robert/ thing and it's probably slightly less entertaining but

I miss you

>male asian charged at caller with a knife
>she has a ccw
>she shot at him

Male Asian with a knife

>>130487747
>asian man rushes caller with knife. she has a ccw and discharged firearm. unknown if anyone struck.

>>130488532

It's a nightly ritual. Adam is a cool guy too, but I have work and shit. listing to Robert is where I have a beer and unwind.

>>130488532
This.
Need a daytime thread

>male asian

R A R E
A
R
E

>girlfriend is being abusive

Never stick your dick in crazy, you'll end up meeting Robert.

> The final song has begun

Why is this thread so slow tonight?

>>130489331
w-what did she mean by this

>The final song has begun.

Is there a concert there tonight?

>yoshaunda with an expired DL, but has a valid carry for that address.

Hey Roberts.

>>130489344
Thread is slow, but the live stream is active as fuck.
>I think ppl are going apeshit over this Alex Jones interview.

First time in one of these threads,

I'm having a problem coming to grips with the fact that this is EVERY night in a city like Chicago for decades

how doesn't this implode eventually and become full on chimp central? this amount of chaos condensed into a given area night after night and the pot never boils over in full on anarchy?

I feel like we gotta be on the cusp of all out destruction at some point in civilization, even at Rome's most degenerate riotous points before its fall I can't imagine it was much worse than this

> crowd of over 1000 people

Dis gon B good

>>130489592
a lot of male blacks are too busy beating the shit out of their gfs (or getting drunk) to organize any sort of anarchy

destroying the system would cut into their wife-beating time

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I'm looking at HeyJackass, and I'm wondering, after all these people get shoveled off the streets from getting killed and shot, how the hell is there more of them? Where do they come from? Is the ghetto WAAAGH machine so on point that they are raising kids as fast as they're killing each other?

>>130489592
Bless our diligent police department protecting white communities. It spills out a little though it coud be a lot worse if they weren't there.

>>130489592
You're probably right on all that. Really it does not boil over for a few key reasons.
#1 Robert does a needed job.
#2 they are fighting over a very small area of gang land. Their main income is narcotic sales when you actually look at it. male black is basically the same foot soldier that was arrested 25 years ago.
#3: it does not majorly boil over because they are killing each other nightly. Sadly innocent people die as well. However between the death rate and incarnation rate, it's a cycle of young foot soldiers.

>trying to pass a counterfeit hundred dollar bill

>>130490156
Most gang members end up with a few bullet wounds. They get shot, the hospital fixes them, they go back to gang life.

>watch your keys

Why are they blocking off traffic?

It can't be for a normal stolen car at this point

>>130490156
One female black will have an average of five kids. 4 will end up dead or on jail. The last one is either better at crime or is a semi responsible adult. Many such cases.

>>130490156
Indoctrination is real. Probably around 3rd grade kids are getting propositioned to hang out with older kids. It gets worse from there. I went to CPS. By sixth grade you knew where things stand.

>>130490387
Sounds like there's a concert at Soldier Field that's about to let out.

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>>130490240

>>130490436
yeah it was fucking obvious from an early age that some kids came from families with gangbangers and were being groomed from an early age

>>130490436
>>130490617

Totally. I really wonder how often the younger people watch the older ones die, then reach the same place in life, then die thinking about the older one.

>>130490722
that's pretty much as far as 'intellectual' rap gets now a days, rapping about realizing the obviously retarded cycle gripping these communities

Suc-u-boys?

>>130490722
dying for the cause cuz
repeat ad infintum

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>child caller says parents are fighting, dad has a gun

>child called. parents are fighting. Said his dad has a gun hidden in the house. He'll be outside.

That hit me right in the feels this fathers day.

>>130491213
Shit, dem feels

>>130491213
>that kid probably thinks he's partly responsible for his parents fighting, holding his ears shut

>large party with 1000 people, guns shooting

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>>130491213
feels bad

> large party with 1000 people
> guns present
> they are shooting

A little anarchy in Chiraq tonight, eh?

>Large party with 1,000 people. Guns are present and people are shooting.

>single gunshot wound to arm
>caller heard 10 or more shots, district 11

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Fuck I hope all Roberts are ok with that soon to be riot

>Man shot in the foot
>Doesn't know how it happened

>gunshot wound to left foot does not know how it happened
wut?
>ex boyfriend busted out window, male black, has a gun on him.

This is why I want to move out of the city.

>several shots fired

>caller hears kids at the school speaking of fire extinguishers

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>>130492353
Do we need the safety squads?

Why're the radios so shitty quality, it's the current year and we can't get our pigs some up to date tech?

>>130492784
I've heard worst

>>130492784
>chicago
>spending money on the police department instead of gibsmedats for niggers and illegal beaners

>>130492784
The city doesn't even issue Kevlar vests.

The mayor shits on the Police every chance to get more black votes

>7-8 Shots at Western and Jackson

>>130492784
They shit on the cops every chance they get. I'm going to give $100 to Robert every major holiday and $500 on xmas.

>shots fired

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OFFICER NEEDS HELP
OFFICER NEEDS HELP
OFFICER NEEDS HELP
OFFICER NEEDS HELP

>>130493127

>The city doesn't even issue Kevlar vests

What the fuck...

> Shots fired
> Panic heard over scanner
> Sirens

>10-1 52nd and Lowe

officer needs assistance

>>130493395
thought that was gonna be a gun battle for a sec

>"and now we need 3 ambulances"

>>130493446
>>130493451
I hope Robert finally gets male black under control. Kick the scoundrel male black for me Robert.

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>>130493451
Thats where google puts that

>3 male whites on the schoolground playing basketball at 11:59pm on a Sunday

something about underwear

>15 shots fired

>>130493646
> In west Philadelphia born and raised

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>>130493579
>>130493607

Another black star for Englewood on the map?

>>130493831
Seems it.

>>130493395
That chart really helps

Meat Wagon on the move

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>>130493831
I live in the circle, ama

>neighbors dogs tied to the porch without food or water for past 8 hours

> three dogs with no food or water. Tied up outside for 8 hours

: (

> neighbor says there's been three dogs tied to porch next door for past 8 hours

>>130494298
How does it feel to be a nigger?

>open key on the zone

Check your keys!

Dispatch sounds tired

>>130491213
>>130494337
>>130494371
real sad hours

>>130493451
Is it happening???

>>130494414
Oh look over here, a internet dumbass called me a nigger. I'm so sad I might as well buy a trenchcoat now. I'm a CHI dummy

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>>130494298

when was the last time you went to Ricobene's?

>>130494669
And get a fucking helmet while you're at it as well. The strap goes under your chin.

>male black shot in the left heel

>male black with gunshot wound to the heel
>another dude with gunshots wound to the forearm

>50 people in the street with knives, bats and at least one has a gun

>croud of 50 people with knives and bats

> 50 people in street with knives

mexican man, dragging a woman by the hair, and waving around an unidentified item toward the caller and female.

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>54 and Peoria

knife fight

>>130494860
It's been awhile, but I mostly eat local food and enjoy gawking at the white girls moving in

>>130494885
I need help, care to show me how you do it?

>threatening to slit her throat
>armed with a taser

>boyfriend kicked her out of bed (?) treating to slit her throat and armed with a tazer

>male dragging a fat sheboon down the street

>>130495706
Maybe he can like, shoot from the side and have the taser nails slowly chipping her skin till her throat slits? Tis doable

>>130495920
>Tis
you need to go back
>>130495733
That's a midnight sex kink here tho

High while looking at the stars
>EMS rolling

>male unresponsive in a car at the planetarium
>male with a blanket on his head lurking around a house

He has a blanket over his head.

>OMG, that's all we got

>oh my god, that's all we god.
this dispatch sounds like he's dying inside with every stupid call

>gunshot wound
>condition: deceased

F

>>130496653
F

>22 y/o son is intoxicated, jumping on the caller's mother

>>130496783
wincest rape?

>>130496837
>having baby at carnival
in it before it becomes a juggalo

>>130496653
F

> Soldier Field is a wrap

> Person calling for help
> Female screaming outside and honking horn

>30 or 40 people fighting, causing a disturbance, some have guns

> 30-40 people fighting
> Some have guns

>9 shots heard at Whipple (sp?)

>male black lying in the street
>wrapped in a blanket

>stuck in a parking garage
That's gotta suck
>man laying in street wrapped in a blanket
Did i hear this right?

>>130497751
>>130497743
confirmed body dump.

> Man with gun
> African American Male

>male black
>white pants

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drag racers

>"12 shell casings, some blood and 2 crashed cars"

Shot in the butt

>one shot in the ass
>one shot in both legd

> Sassy's sass intensifies

>20 people gathering in the street

>dude is ranting about a gangbanger officer telling gangbangers where he is, threatening to blow up a gas station

>guy says gabng banger cops is haviung ganger banger stalk him
>says he will blow up a gas station

>caller threatened to kill the police officer if he stops him again
>also threatened to blow up a gas station

This isn't going to end the way you think it is, Tyrone.

>>130500428
Laughed way harder than i should have because I read it in benders voice.

pretty sure she just said
>shots fired

>fight with 60-100 people present
>guns involved

>fight with about 60-100 people

>his friend was shot outside the home
>uncooperative

>1 shot fired at 18th place

> needs help locating his vehicle
>advise him that we dont do that

>can you AD-VISE HIM. we don't do that.

SASSY

>at least two people have been shot

>gunshot wound to the head
>looks severe

F

> intoxicated friend Julian was being agressive
> commotion in background
> nothing further

> gunshot wound to the head looks severe

> allllrighty, 10-4

>gsw to head looks severe
>we got one bleeding out

F

ZEBRA 369195 10-4

> male with bandana on his face throwing bottles at traffic being beligerent with random passerby

>>130502234
>>130502247
at 2am on a Monday no less

F

> gsw to the back on the male

>gsw to back on male
>2nd Vic GSW to head looks severe.

> MALE BLACK was violating the order

> quarter stick of dynamite thrown at 3331 monroe
> 20 people outside

https://www.google.com/maps/place/3331+W+Monroe+St,+Chicago,+IL+60624\

>someone threw a quarter stick of dynamite on the porch in retaliation for noise complaints

>stick of dynamite on a front porch

prepare for fireworks.

>20 people out location, someone threw half a stick of DYNAMITE ON THE PORCH in retaliation for noise complaints

>someone threw a quarter stick of dynamite on the front porch in retaliation for noise complaints

lmao

>gunshot wounds to the upper back
>not looking good

F

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>shots fired

1 victim shot in upper back

>creepy morse code

what did it say?

>>130502752
F

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>was getting dynamite thrown at you part of your plan?

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>black male kicks in door and assaults ex girlfriend

I guess that restraining order didn't work out

>>130502962
>I guess that restraining order didn't work out
Restraining order dont mean shit is baby daddy day

>>130502962
They never really do.

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>>130502908

>Hey, as long as it works

>40 y/o bleeding from the head

>saying they will go stab someone
>car on fire on ohio

>car on fire

this Robert just keeps throwing out ridiculous crimes and i cant keep up

> suspicious person
> male black, 23 years of age
> person with gun
> 12 people fighting
> 40 year old male bleeding from the head
> domestic yelling about baby dady
> assault with three females one in halter top threatened to go back to altercation
> care fire
> call of loud music
> battery report

That is the backlog for ROBERT's Fathers day.

>black male with dreads and white gym shoes

I guess snoop dog is having a bad day

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>>130503313
>I guess snoop dog is having a bad day
3 shizzle dizzles, ah ah ahhhhhh

hey there Roberts looks like there's some interesting things going on tonight

>>130503303
Roberts needs a fucking beer after work, damn.

>>130503436
>suv bullet holes in it, empty shell casings behind it one unspent round under the tire.

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>>130503286

>we're in a backlog

all those calls he listed off probably won't get a response anytime soon

> backlogged
> ROBERT are you guys clear?
> negative we're still getting paperwork ready

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>>130503303
>assault with three females one in halter top threatened to go back to altercation
>That is the backlog for ROBERT's Fathers day.

do these hoes know no limits

> TALL MALE BLACK white tanktop blue pants fled in blue silver taurus soutbouund

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>>130503640
>do these hoes know no limits
ratchet up the tension

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>>130503617
>>130503564

How is Chicago police under staffed? Don't they have the most police in the country? Is that still not enough?

> shot heard west on washington, just coming in

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>>130503436
>>130503303

> car is in the... WHAT THE... WHAT IS REALLY GOING ON??
^ dispatch

>he is fighting her

>sassy: "wha...what really goin on?"

>domnetic, boyfriend fighting with daughter
>battery in progress, gang members on the counrer getting loud, now fighting

> top of the list is a domestic battery
> "he is fighting her" that's all we're getting out of this caller
> alright pending assignments in the backlog..
> domestic
> battery
> gang disturbance / battery in progress.. gang members now fighting

> MALE BLACK walking in the middle of the street in a lane of traffic

> loud party on patio, use side entrance
> people in a volkwagon throwing gang signs at passing vehicles

Chicago really is hell

>female in the fetal position under the viaduct

>female in a fetal position under the viaduct

>they heard a shot and saw a male lying on the ground

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>shots fired
>male laying on the ground

He probably is taking a nap

>caller says his gf had someone jump on him and they broke his nose

>his girlfriend had someone jump on him
>they broke his nose

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>creepy Morse code again

Chiraq dweller here.

Can some anons give me the rundown on Robert here?

>>130504871
Look at the OP. He has a description.

>person shot, shooter fled in a red car

>princess shaw

that fucking stripper name

>the boyfriend took a knife away from her

>precious witherspoon wants the boyfriend removed

These stripper names

>my work is complete from annoymous
>4th one tonight
what one of you faggots just did that?

>>130506287
Hey its good value. inside is pink

>30 y/o male is passed out, EMS is riding with him
>"he's punching holes in the wall and he left"

>drag racers
>on motorcycles this time

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Drag Racers

>two male hispanics with guns and face tattoos

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>male hispanic with tattoos on his face needs to be added to the bingo card

>whoever got shot with him expired at 0305

F

>>130507163
F

>female Robert has like 6 units as back up.

>1 shot fired at Wilcox

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temperature is dropping to mid 60's. Things should be slowing down here shortly.

>>130507848
It already is from a few hours ago. male black hates the cold.

>dozen people fighting in the street

>>130507848
Gloria! Gloria in excelsis Deo!

>female hispanic 24 yo, hight 5'2" 135lbs. dead from GSW

>dead female hispanic

>>130507848
It's great out desu.
Don't even need AC. This just causes Male Black to continue unimpeded.

>there's over a hundred people out here

>high on marijuana and beating girlfriend
the tobaccy was too wacky

>>130509143
>check yo keys
>open key

>sassy gives a sigh over open keys
>123 Robert not responding.

>>130467929
Bump

>homeless woman lit herself on fire

>>130467929
Bump