YELLOW STONE ERUPTION

>>130462119
Lolis. The more beautiful the higher price she will fetch.

>>130462290
yea but how to know when to stock up? If you get them now they could be too old by the time yellowstone goes

>>130462458
There is never a wrong time to harvest lolis. You can sell them while they are young and use them later to produce more lolis.

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Best documentary if you actually want to know what it will probably be like. Start at one hour if you want to just skip to the carnage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFaFfdOzPP8

>>130462119
I'll be fine..shame about you burgers

>>130462290
Fpbp

>>130466317
I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

>>130462290
WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID PEDO
FUCK YOU

>>130466317
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE CHAN! I LOVE YOU!

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>>130471599
Kek speaks. When will you faggots start taking the eclipse seriously?

>>130471599
Check'd
Doubles for August eruption
Triples for end of humanity
Roll

>>130466317
I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

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>>130462290
The brothers will pitch for a fair price as ash diggers and prospectors.

>>130466317
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

>>130462119
I would be more worried about tbe rest of the world. Imagine china and sandniggers going full out after USA an Canada are destroyed by volcano

>>130462119
>now that we know this volcano is going to blow this year
source?

>>130466317
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

>>130472730
There are some earthquakes around the caldera, which is nothing new, but soak in the memes while it lasts briefly.

>>130472730
anon do you know it's always about to blow causing the end of the usa every 6 months

>>130472837
>>130472958
weren't there threads about Yellowstone just months ago? Or was that another volcano?

>>130472080
I'll take it serious when it happens until then nothing is going to happen

>>130466317

GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!

I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!

>4.4 earthquake

It's fucking nothing.

>>130466317

GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN

>>130466317
Good luck, Yellowstone-Chan!

>>130462119
Ky and dildos for the op

Cant wait until the US blows up so we dont have to deal with americans shitposting on 4chan anymore.

>>130462119

If it did, you need somewhere underground.

Literally the only way human life could survive the ash cloud blotting out the sun.

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I'll come and help save Americans if it happens,
Just don't shoot me

>>130472113
Checked.
Kek wills it

>>130472685
The USA will hardly be affected.
1. Hardly anybofy lives within the most dangerous part.
2. The most important targets lay outside of the pink zones, where the most catestrophic damage will occur.
3. Volcanic Ash covering the atmosphere will be worse than china or some other fucker invading.
4. This Ash could potentially cause massive crop failures, change weather patterns, cause a mini ice age, weaken the ozone layer, and interfear with satelight conections.

>>130462119
At least the Liberal states are gone.
Nignogs to stupid to survive.
Could be a white utopia again.

>>130476002
No promises, Rafiq.

>>130475930
We Dark Elves now.

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>>130462119
>muh habbening

How bad would it be? The volcanic ash will help soil and farm production

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>>130476200
>This Ash could potentially cause massive crop failures
Wrong! Volcanic ash is a great fertilizer.

>>130476955
>Ash clouds causing a nuclear winter

It may be fertile, but they will block out and reduce sunlight for months.

a tombstone.

>>130476955
Unless it causes global temps to plummet then RIP plants

>>130477166
yeah that sure never happens anywhere on earth at all ever

>>130477365
Actually in the past it has. the ash cloud would act like a nuclear winter or chinese smog.

>>130462119
Implying.

>>130466317
Good luck Yellowstone-chan!

>>130462290
Classic sandnig post. Never change Muhammad

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>>130471599
>>130472080
I see the bad moon arising
I see trouble on the way
I see earthquakes and lightnin'
I see those bad times today

>>130466317
I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

>>130466317
I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN

>>130476535
2015....fuck off faggot

>>130462119
Do you keep posting that shit all day long ? That must be exhausting.
And look, as I said before, you're just in time for a happening ! Happy sliding !

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>>130462290
Females aren't something we get to prepare, they are a reward for our preparation.

>>130462290
Well, I mean... he's probably not wrong.

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I want it all to end soon, so that we might begin again.

>>130462119
The only time EVER in my 46 years i am happy to say 'i live in nj'

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Finally

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>>130462119
Wisconsinfag here, gonna grab my family, guns, and other shit into my prius and go for 800 miles without stopping until we are south enough to survive.

Heh.

>>130462119
>So now that we know this volcano is going to blow this year

citation please

>>130462119

What's the estimated "kill radius" of that thing?

>>130462119

Wow, I'll get 30- 100mm of ash.

That's about the same as we got when Mt St Helen's blew it's top. Somehow we managed to survive that.

>>130477872
There's a bathroom on the right.

>>130478635
What exit?

>>130477365
>hurr durr what is the mini ice age
>american education
>common core

>>130479549
When you mean"it is"or"it has", use an apostrophe.

Examples:
It’s a nice day.
It’s your right to refuse the invitation.
It’s been great getting to know you.

When you are using"its"as a possessive, don’t use the apostrophe.

Examples:
The cat hurt its paw.
The furniture store celebrated its tenth anniversary.

>>130473491
these threads happen all year all years

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bear witness
>eruption in august
many will die
>civil war ansues

>>130481418
>unnecessary greentext
Lurk moar

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>Not living within range

>>130479358
On that map the first two rings are effectively instant or near instant death, the third ring is you have to evacuate if you want to survive. The fourth ring is it would be a really good idea to evacuate if you want a good chance at surviving more than a month. Once you hit the orange you get to manageable ash levels. Death there will generally come in the form of starvation or violence. But areas with ports have the potential to be ok provided people don't chimp the fuck out. This means the bay area will probably be screwed because all the nigs in oakland will revert to somali pirates. We'll probably see a war for control of the ports.

>>130482745
Except nothing's going to happen. It's not going to erupt.

>>130482906
this desu

>>130482745
I'm in the orange here in minnesota, what all should I do to prepare?

>>130462119
volcano anon here
a few months ago I told you all that Yellowstone was a dieing volcano
I'm still correct, the earthquakes factor perfectly in with my findings.
No worry anons, just another nonhappening

>Yellowstone erupting this year
do you have one shred of proof

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The worlds about to go full DARK SOULS III

Who here an /ashenone/?

>>130483535
yeah man, its like the wave lengths maaaaaan...do you even know who mckennna is?

i-ching n shit nigga

>>130462119
>tfw live in an unaffected region on the map
feels good.

>>130483535
No thats whats insane about this. Dedicated autists have been making these threads for no reason for 7 days after pulling this same shit a year ago.

>>130462290

I have a fantasy of saving lolis when the civil unrest happens and repopulating america with them, finishing off the white race.

>>130462119

September 23rd

Double digits confirm

>>130483350
dying*

>>130483879
You have to go back.

>>130478986
>prius

I want to end you for driving that horrible lithium powered monster but I cannot argue with an 800mile gas tank

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>>130483944
Same, minus the repopulating. I just want to enjoy a loli cuddle harem after a hard day of fending off post-apoc raiders.

>>130478327
This anon gets it. All you got to do is gather food, shelter and protection and women will compete for you restoring the natural order of things.

>>130473491
its literally nonstop for happening faggots

>>130462119
wouldn't the area of eruption depend on the season? the jet stream fluctuates north and south so this map is gay

>>130475930
We will fight in the shade

>>130462119
Why does the explosion keep getting bigger?

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>yellowstone erupts
>kills most of white america
what happens then?

>>130486418
Happeningfags are fucking retarded.

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>>130462119

wait a minute... so even if we do manage to save the white race and become 100% white, we STILL gonna be fucked and wiped out by a fucking vulcano somewhere in the future?!

WHY the fuck am i a white nationalist then?!

>>130462119
Post yfw yellowstone errupts and sends the world into a 1,000 year ice age. USA saves the world from global warming, shitskins and niggers all freeze to death.