Are you safe from the upcoming SuperVolcanic Disaster™ /pol/

Assuming it doesn't trigger an ice age, yes.

>>130455953
>a nuclear winter wont cover whole fucking US and kill everyone.
lol

>>130455953
hurry up and build that wall!

>>130455953
Yes, I get to finally die without having to kill myself

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>tfw floridian

>>130456454
Idk man I was thinking the same thing but it seems like dying from inhaling glass shards would be shitty as hell. I'm still hoping for nukes

>>130455953
Just barely but yeah

The planet hasn't had a good old fashioned disaster for quite a while. The Boxer Day tsunami was the last good one.

As long as LA and New York are safe, who gives a shit?

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>>130455953
>huge influx of qts with beeg American tiddies could come in any day now
Refugees welcome.

>>130456871
Isn't the middle making all the food?

>>130455953
no

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これは核爆弾の復讐です

North America will be screwed, Europe will follow in the upcoming volcanic winter, The rest will be busy killing each other for the last scraps of easily -available valuable resources.

Australia will probably be the last bastion of humanity until the emus mutate and turn it into Holocaustralia

>>130456314
Only the strongest will be able to survive, and out of the freezing cold snow the nordic masterrace shall rise and build a better, pure america

Meme really hard, kids. We need an eruption to revitalize the soil with volcanic ash for ubermensch nutrition. Trust me on this one.

>>130457767
>Strongest

Fittest

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>the midwest, i.e. the white majority, will die

>>130457203
women will be the first to die. You will get huge influx of american angry small dicks.

>>130455953
Stop getting my hopes up, dammit! there won't be anything good......

>>130456871
>yellowstone won't trigger tsunamis

Would the raining ash kill me if I stay inside? I'm on the very edge of it.

>>130456448
Strong POC will lead us to safety and teach us that our bigotry is bad, just like Roland Emerich (who is not a pedophile and has never been to pedo parties in remote areas Southern California) showed us in his classic and high quality Hollywood movies.

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>>130455953
Yes, but I would've loved to move up to Idaho.

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>>130455953
No. I'm not in the initial kill zone, where I should be.

>>130455953
>initial kill zone doesn't engulf any nigger infested areas
what a fucking waste

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man maps out the entire end of days all going by the script of the bible all perfectly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxu71hL_2D0

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>tfw in the initial kill zone

at least I'll die instantly

>>130458152
The cities won't last more than a few weeks if this were to happen desu. Totally dependent on safe trade, a constant food/water supply government protection. Think like The Last of Us, except no shit on the shelves to loot, total resource scarcity and everyone is dying horrifically for a decade or so.

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>>130455953
Its just a shitty volcan. We have a lot of them here.

Stop being a pussy America. You always pussy out at the smallest things.

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>>130456509

>>130456871
>As long as LA and New York are safe, who gives a shit?
>LA and New York
spotted the kike

>>130455953
oh look, it's this thread again.

huh... thats where all the shills want the white (((ethnostate)))

what did they mean by this?

>>130458962
Yeah, Enjoy!

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then we have obama being revealed as the antichrist...

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>>130458966
>come home whiteman

Florida soldiers on

>>130455953
Where is the "RAINING MEN" zone?

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>>130458966
>>130459161
Oh snap

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then we have the new world order all coming (antichrist reveal and nuke and the rapture)

you cant escape god says. you have to be raptured out. theyre going to give people the mark of the beast and everyone goes to hell

1 Thessalonians 5:3
For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.

trips decides when it will erupt

I think September 11, 2020

>>130459165
Against all odds and everyone's will, yes, Florida will survive.

>>130458353
if your doors and windows are airtight you can seal yourself inside from the sulfur and carbon dioxide until the air inside runs out

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fact of the matter it says in the bible that if you desire to stay here and not anticipatign the coming of the lord UR FUCKED

if ur trying to basically be a prepper and trying to live god says nope.... u better not do that

Luke 17:32-36
Remember Lot's wife. 33Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it. 34I tell you, in that night there shall be two men in one bed; the one shall be taken, and the other shall be left. 35Two women shall be grinding together; the one shall be taken, and the other left. 36Two men shall be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

>>130459388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ9J-dxEgY4

>>130459388
We need a florida flag

>>130455953
Why can't it destroy California and New York?

>>130459367
tomorrow

No one is safe from a super volcano. It would plunge the planet into a darkness that would last years. See: Cormac McCarthy's 'The Road'.

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>>130459776
Too close for comfort

>>130457988
in your country its going to be only the ones with the thickest chitin exoskeleton

>>130456509
Race wars with urban chaos is waaay more likely than Yellowstone going.
Enjoy Florida hellhole then

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>mfw New York and most of Commiefornia survives

No one is safe
It will block out the sun globally for 5 years

>>130458353
I wonder this too, right on the edge in mn

>>130459994
Fittest anon fittess. That means the ones who suck dick better gets to survive. We all know who that is don't we?

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>>130455953
>tfw was already moving back to my hometown in the permian basin escaping chinkstone

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>>130458152

It's safe to assume if Yellerstone were to erupt tomorrow, 100% of the country would be utterly fucked.

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>>130460000
QUADRUPLE

How hot is the hot ash? Are we talking a pyroclastic flow?

>>130455953
the 13 colonies are safe...nothing of value was lost

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>>130460000
ETERNAL RACE WAR CONFIRMED

>>130460000
s-so... these numbers mean.. w-we're safe, right anon? from volcanic doom?

>>130455953
Sorry OP, but it's not going to happen anytime soon

>>130459367
september 23

>>130460148
its ur mum isnt it

Raining ash reporting in

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>>130455953
tfw massachusettsian

>>130459367
millions/ billions of years from now with enough warning to prepare and avoid disaster.

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>>130455953
>Phew
Just off the edge in Fairhope AL.
Some of my relatives are most likely fucked though... . _.

>>130460617
Muslim women only engage in sex in missionary position.

>>130459367
now

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>>130455953
It will soon be the age of the Pënnsreich.

Yes, which means I can go into the perimeter zone and hunt down and destroy any lolberals fleeing from the west coast. They are weak, disarmed, and gay so it will be simple.

Guys, how does this affect Canada? Where will the ash be blown to?

>>130460743
based god

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>>130456314
OH WAIT
NOW I FINALLY SEE
THIS IS WHAT AMERICAN TUBS OF LARD ARE PREPARING FOR
ALL THAT FAT
INSULATION PURPOSES
PRACTICAL ALL ALONG

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>>130460837
SECOND THIS
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>130455953
Yeah, I should be fine.

>>130460672
I looked it up, it usually erupts every 600,000 years and it's been 670,000 since the last one.

>>130460894
can texas join too?
we need allies for the un-cali/taco/nigifying

>>130455953
This will cause the globe to go dark and everyone will die. Cap this post.
>Pro tip doesn't matter we ded

>>130459367
Never

>>130459367
Tomorrow.

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>>130461181
You have schizophrenia.
Seek help if you aren't currently.
Ask for a med-check if you're already being treated.

>>130455953
>Virginian.
Not my problem. Hope Texas is okay though, always wanted to visit.

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>>130461155
Of course. When God Emperor William Penn returns to the Keystone Throne, we will ride together in eternal glory to purge what remains of the United States of the hordes of Watermelon Americans and Shekel Americans from the country.

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>>130455953
>but it like always rains in Washington man

>>130456182
faggot

>>130461103
We would know it was erupting a long time before it does. Far more than enough time to prepare for the blast and the aftermath.

I'll be safe from the ash.
But the Mexicans will still overtake my state.
Still fucked.

>>130459367
On Kek's birthday.

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>>130455953
Yee.
>time to see if i really am a Super Human

Yfw this kills almost all the whites and Mexican s and leaves most niggers to chill in their ghetto

>>130459367
November 11th, this year.

>>130455953
I'm literally miles away from the initial kill zone. Ready to choke to death on ash.

>>130457568

This is all sorts of retarded

>>130461536
And what, we're gonna use all our spics to do it?

>>130460615
sep 23 2017

>>130455953
Quebec - so safe I can laugh at your cremated asses

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>mfw on Long Island

Well brothers it was a fun ride. Buying a boat

>>130455953
When USA was buried under ash and ember, world will breathing free. I hope, explosion of supervulcan soon.

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>>130461965
It'll certainly create turmoil, the internet will get knocked out, Twitter, Instagram, Reddit, YouTube etc etc

All of them could be gone forever, which is a nice thought considering what cancer they all are.

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>shitposting
>screen goes blank
>the feds activate your processor backdoor
>this comes up on your screen
>yfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IP3S_KMYuU

>>130455953
The SOPHIA plane is up and monitoring the IR signature, when it departs and the quakes continue, it going to be happening

>>130462721
>google services
>gone foverer
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>130455953
Does that cover Los Angeles? If So, please dear god let it happen. Let those commie fucks be buried under ash, see if they're still commies when they've got to actually put their backs into it and clean up some ash.

>>130459609
> 35Two women shall be grinding together;
Do you mean full on scissoring, or just missionary pubic mound rubbing? What's the bibles stance on this?

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>>130463234
>No more virtue signalling cucks too

Apocalypse doesn't seem so bad right now. I'm gonna be nice and comfy! Kek

>>130461965
>leaves most niggers to chill in their ghetto

You mean starve to death because no more whitey for the free handouts.

washingtonian here, all safe here

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>>130459776
Crisis adverted

>>130462622
This is a more accurate map. If Yellowstone ever erupted it would mean the end of the USA.

The smoke will be seen off the coast by seafarers. The entire USA will not be livable for quite some time.

> Gets rid of majority of White America
SuperVolcanic Disaster when?

Glad I'm visiting yellowstone in august, before she'rupts

If you're outside of the kill zone/ash, you'll likely be killed in the civil unrest or by starvation (if you even last that long.)

1st Month:
Ash kills all crops in the mid-west. US agriculture is wiped out instantly. In the first few hours, all grocery stores will be cleared. The first areas to panic will be impoverished areas, because they will have the fewest food reserves. Police and the National Guard will be able to control riots and crime in urban areas. In rural areas, militias will form to combat looters, and people will begin subsistence farming. People begin hoarding gasoline.

2nd Month:
Household food reserves of most Americans runs out. Police and National Guard begin running out of resources and go AWOL. People begin evacuating urban centers. In rural areas, local wildlife populations are hunted out. Hunters desperately create large forest fires to drive out animals, also wiping out any edible vegetation. Gas has been completely hoarded.

3rd Month:
Cities are total anarchy. Mass starvation. The US government is operating in bunkers, controlling what remains of the military. Roving gangs of looters now control suburban and rural towns. Groups in rural areas resort to eating insects. Gas is scarce. Many are leaving the country as refugees.

4th Month:
US is a desolate wasteland. Over half the population is dead from starvation. The world economy is in shambles. Foreign militaries begin to set up bases on US soil for 'aid'. The remnants of the US government are dissolved.

5th Month:
On the world stage, the void left by the US is creating tensions. Many foreign economies collapse. NATO is in a weakened state. China and Russia control global trade routes.

6th Month:
WW3 has broken out due to a collapsed world economy. The majority of the fighting is done on US soil as the former country is split piecemeal. Nuclear arsenals are used in the US. 90% of US population is dead.

>>130455953

Yup! But we better get ready to push the spics off our land. We will need Lebensraum.

>>130464458
You're forgetting the scenario that the rest of the world will take the opportunity to nuke the fuck out of a crippled USA.

Russia, Iran, Turkey, China, everyone. Everyone will turn their back on the USA and try to erase it and free themselves. Even the EU.

Israel will be the only ones pooping their pants because they know they will be next.

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>>130459776

>>130464458
>>130464872

Haha nvm, I see that you do mention it.

>>130459367
August 21, 2017

>>130464872

The US military is global, with nuclear submarines in every ocean. They'd still operate for quite a while after the eruption, and foreign countries wouldn't strike until the US military is totally diminished.

>>130459367
Trump's 2nd inauguration day

>>130455953
I'm in the hot ash zone. Will I be ok as long as I don't go outside?

>>130455953
Of the four places I've lived, all but one is outside the faintest yellow zone.

I wonder if the one place (which I love) just inside the yellow line would still be doable.

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My fallout shelter is full of dairy women, the wind turbine is secured, and there's enough food and water to last two years.

All that's left is to complete the ditch and rampart, followed by a fieldstone wall atop the rampart.

>>130465197
5 minutes

>>130465197
September 23, 2017

>>130455953
>>130434484

today

>>130465313
Not to mention all of the "regular" armed forces outside the US

>>130464872
nope
despite all the unfair treatment, Russia will help
they helped during the revolutionary war, and throughout America's history
>iran, turkey, china, nk
they don't belong in that group just because of the negative talk and conditioning since '45
they'll help along with other major euro powers

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>>130459367
August 21st 2017

So sorry lads

>>130455953
Right on the cusp of the "raining ash" zone. Should be fine

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>>130464105
>>130462622
>map doesnt take jetstream into account at all
>accurate

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>>130455953
Living In Arizona Almost Makes You Wish For a Volcanic Winter

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Is based Texas safe?

>>130458680
i have done stupid things in my life but this has done irreparable damage to my brain

>>130459367
july 4th

>>130459367
Tomorrow

>>130455953
Yes.

>>130465938
Almost nowhere on fucking Earth is safe.

Just better pack your things up and stay at the ISS or go to the Moon or shit.

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WAY DOWN UPON THE SWANEE RIVER

STOP REPLYING TO YELLOWSTONE THREADS YOU CLUELESS T_D FAGGOTS

>>130465604
>>130455953

>>130459367

February 18th, 2019

>>130466252
T. Yellowstone

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>>130456871
LA is dead, retard. Anything dark orange and beyond is dead via ash. Your roofs will collapse, your skies will be blotted out, your air will be deadly - there is no escape for those there.

>>130465878
right up into europe and canada

>>130459367
Tomorrow.

>>130459367
never

>>130459367
passover 2018

>>130459367
The day after I die. You faggots aren't living if I'm not.

>>130459367
ramadan 2018

>>130464872

Your fleets will survive.

If there's no command chain left your fleets would temporarily place itself under allied command. Just as the UK would have done if Germany had successfully invaded the UK during WWII.

If the world wanted to invade a shattered America it would still have to get past what's left of the American Navy and the UK, Australia and NZ.

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Just on the edge, right where I like it.

>>130465376
Probably not. Even a couple inches of ash will be heavy enough to collapse the roofs of most buildings.

>>130459367
Not in our lifetime

>>130455953
Safe enough.

>>130457723
>Mad Max is real
I'm down for it

>>130459367
July 8, 2018

>>130459367
May 22, 2018

>>130467333
O shit

>>130460894
No mention of Delaware? We were your three lower counties before the divorce

>>130467333
Oh shit. What have you done!? You fool!

>>130467333
aw fuck
captcha doctor paseo

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>>130467333
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>>130466044
Not this time

>>130466649
The whole northern hemisphere will be covered by this shit.

>>130455953
Honestly can't wait, and ralling for tomorrow, fucking hate Mondays and want to go home early from work

>>130459367
never ever

>>130467333
...Fuck me.
TIMEWAVE ZERO GUYS
TERENCE MCKENNA WAS RIGHT

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Why not just build a wall around the volcano?

>>130467333
Fuck my shit up Senpai. I'll just be finishing a master's in ME then. Better find a qt 3.14 for the apocalypse now

I'm wondering, if the U.S. decided to launch several dozen nukes at yellowstone after it explodes, wouldn't it halt the spread of ash?

There must be some sort of temperature at which ash can rejoin to itself.

>Kills mostly rural and suburban retards who voted trump

Please happen

>>130455953
You won't meme Yellowstone into blowing up.

BTW, the devastation will go east, which will cover Europe too.

>>130455953
PA anon here, up in the hills.

Suck my dick, west coast

>>130455953
>will literally only take out the white parts of california and Texas

But at least Mississippi and Chicago will be wiped out too

>>130459367
November 24 2017

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>>130467333
bueno

>>130467761

We're going to have to start building a fuck ton of nuclear powered desalination and aquaponics plants.

Just fucking barely...This thread reminded me to go buy a lootin' shovel

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>>130467333

>>130455953
Yes, I live in Hawai'i and Texas.

In the hot ass zone. Can't wait.

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>>130467333
>>130467761
WORRY!!!

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>>130468715
ALSO THIS

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Nigga in I'm Ohio, I b fine!!!!

>>130455953
Virginiafag reporting in, at least I'll be outside of the ash zones.

>>130460000
Kek confirms Floridian race wars. Bring it on, bitches.

>>130459367
August 18th, 2018

>>130468766
Dublin here.
Would like to see poison spread to cali and finish those faggots off.

>>130457229
yes

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>>130467333

>tfw in Gulf Coast of Texas

>>130455953
Why is it only sparing the places with the most blacks and mexicans?

>>130469750
This would completely change the racial demographics of this country.

>>130455953
>tfw live in red zone
>tfw too poor to just pick up and move
I'll try to get some decent pics before I die at least

>>130467897
pls respond fellas

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MFW I'm in Mobile and I know the Yankees are about to get fucked

i guess i'll be moving to Maine.

>>130467897
Maybe, but the radioactive glass kinda sucks too.

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>>130462622
>250mm= roughly 10 inches of ash in Boise
>onset not too horrendous
>poison gas that slowly comes after makes the laughter last a lifetime

Wow if that and a nuke explodes New York literally the only place to survive would be The south coast

>>130460984
Sorry, my Leafy Friend, but you guys will have to figure out how to kill off Free Speech and enforce Trans Rights under two miles of glacial pack ice.

>>130467855
Really good idea.

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>>130455953
Earthquake watcher here:Have noticed huge increase in quakes the last few weeks. Up to 90 a day all over caldera

>>130455953
>only that far extended
There is ash in the Gulf of Mexico from the last eruption. Nobody is safe.

It's not erupting now though, give it a few hundred years of rumbling, and then we're fucked.

>>130456509

>hurr durr I'm a faggot living in the most bat-shit-insane, mongrel-mixed cesspool state in Burgerland

Enjoy your death by god the fuck knows what, orange

>>130465313
Idk if they'll hold up on their own. They will operate like a beast with its head removed.

>>130455953
If the ash fallout zone truly stops at Lake Michigan, I'll survive the initial event. The ensuing shit storm that would follow, maybe not.

>>130457723
Can't fight them emus

>>130473644
From what I understand, the ash fallout will be reaching out into the coast. You might not die right away, but the US won't be healthy to live in at all.

>>130473235
Until the chain of command is restored in the US, it's most likely any US Navy ships will temporarily place themselves under allied control.

Mom speaks fluent Portuguese and has good connections in Brazil. I may be spending time in hueland for a while.

>>130460148
>We all know who that is don't we?
OP?

>>130455953
I live in near Chicago, I'm alright. Raining ash aint shit.

>>130455953
depends how much warning i have, if more than a day i can get out of the hot ash zone. Buy myself some time and try to make it east. If not I quietly write my life story, wrap it up in something and kill myself hoping it'll end up in a museum or collection someday

>>130476596
it will turn water into toxic acid, and breathing it it will make concrete inside your lungs bro.

>>130455953
Yeah I'm in Canada, and your map clearly shows Canada is safe.

This might seem unbelievably fast, but if and when Yellowstone erupts, it will only take an hour for the US to be covered in ash. If you are somewhere in-land when it erupts it might already be over for you.

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3 days left.

>>130456792
Haiti'a earthquake was pretty rad too

>>130466476
>1-3 inches
That's gonna be great for my garden.

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>>130478212
nay sept 22 mid day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3SencADZGk

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>>130456182
Shitskin detected.

>>130459367
July 4th 2017

>>130459367
>>130478774
Reroll

>>130455953
>Are you safe from the upcoming SuperVolcanic Disaster™ /pol/
If by safe you mean "won't die shortly after eruption", then yes. It will heavily impact the whole world though.

I'm safe from the volcano. My main concern though is that it doesn't obliterate the West Coast. I'd also like to order one that takes out the Northeast too please.

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>>130466476
>Florida
That's gonna be the best summer EVER.

>>130460503
Race wars and volcanoes aren't mutually exclusive.

If anything the super volcano eruption will start the race war. Blacks will chimp out because the government will be crippled to the point where they can't maintain the flow of gibs. Whites will fight back because the hardship will remove the level of comfort that kept them placated.

>>130478847
>>130478774
The Date has already been settled.
Prepare for the inevitable.

>>130467333

>>130455953
The best part of this map is how Canadian impact is deemed irrelevant...

>>130469247
>>130457229
>Isn't the middle making all the food?

The midwest only makes high-fructose corn syrup, all the healthy food is grown in California

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>be me
>come to /pol/ for the first time in 2014
>there's a post called "happening" where they say the Yellowstone eruption is coming in a matter of days
>I spend the next week scared as fuck but nothing happens
>ff to 2017
>le volcano is erupting today meme
Literally why

>>130457229
Most of the food is grown in California

>>130479266
The Horsemen always ride together, anon.

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>>130459367
TOMMOROW

>>130455953
Who here /hotash/?

>>130480133
When there is a bullet hole in the head, no one gives a shit about the hat.

Fuck canada.

>>130455953
I am teetering kiterally right at the edge end of the yellow, if i drive a few miles south i am out of it. Am i safe?

You all understand that if you are outside the ash cloud you will simply die from disease and starvation?

>>130481183
>SuperVolcanic Disaster
based ash cloud gives fast and merciful death.

>>130458746
Jw how do you live like that? During the year I spent in socal I was terrified of the supervolcano or that they'd finally get their big earthquake, I was stressed out by it everyday.

I am just outside of the raining ash zone in muh mountains. So long suckers.

If the damn thing will hurry up and blow I will be ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER ON A BOAT in the Bahamas. Leaving Tuesday. So long suckers.

>>130455953
>tfw gonna be in yellowstone in 2 weeks
>earth quakes n shit have started already
>man just fell into hot spring and died
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

>>130455953
>tfw you need to deal with the fall out and put up with all the faggots coming east.

Just nuke us in PA if this happens. We don't want to support your arse.

>>130456182
So it's going to kill all the white states.

>>130482602
No. Us PA bros need to stop them at the Appalachians.

>>130455953
this will increase the productivity of us ag

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>>130467333
>The three points on the timewave which are the initial points of the three deepest descents of the timewave occur 1,536 days prior to the zero date, 3,136 days prior and 6,144 days prior. When we add these numbers of days to September 11, 2001, we obtain: 2005-11-25, 2010-04-13 and 2018-07-08 respectively. Since our revised zero date must be in the future, that leaves just one candidate: July 8, 2018.

>>130483255
Let them keep Pittsburgh

>>130483255
>>130483516
Will they even be able to get over the Appalachians in weather like that?

>>130483516
And Ohio.

In exchange for Squirt, we shall send them communal toothbrushes and Utz.

>>130483670
Never underestimate the treachery of flatlanders.

>>130483867
Fair fucking enough, Gonna be a bitch we need to shovel soot and snow compared to just normal snow.

miami fl here, feels good

>>130464105
>1-3 mm ash thickness
>USA will not be livable for quite some time
You know nothing of Bosch wipers, they will eat 1-3 mm like nothing.

Maybe. It looks like I'll be on the border of the hot ash zone and raining ash zone. So I guess we will have to see

Why are people always concerned with yellowstone? The largest volcano is actually in CO and would likely destroy the entirety of CA and TX if it erupted again.

>>130457390
Ok, i get it

>>130484169
You realize that Cuba will invade Florida while the military is in disarray and the national guard is managing the disaster elsewhere. You have millions of sleeper agents already infiltrated into the restaurants and clubs.

>>130461059
SHH KEEP QUIET!!! WE DO NOT WANT THE JEWS TO KNOW!!!

>>130484522

You realize Florida is armed to the teeth, right?

>>130466653

>>130466666

>>130455953
Very edge of it but fuck, all that's here is dust anyways. Might as well add some grey to the scenery.

>>130483255
Hear hear. When the West coast dies, their culture has to go too.

>>130460000
During a racewar in florida, tampa, orlando, and miami woulx be come no go zones, and the rest of us wluld carry on like usual

>>130460984

I think the maps bullshit anyways, I went to look for one with canada and they all have completely different zones

At least quebec is safe in all of them

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>>130455953
I'm in salt lake city, hopefully i die quickly

>>130457568
Why is the woman holding a giant dick?

>>130458353
Start smoking 5 packs a day. When it happens, quit. Your body will be prepared.

>>130455953

I'll be shoveling a bit of raining ash off my driveway initially since I'm in SE Wisconsin not too far from Lake Michigan, but fuck it, there won't be any snow to worry about that winter, will there?

>>130457390
Fuck you

>>130459367
Jan. 1 2018

>>130465878
America's destruction is prophetic fulfillment.

Sorry.

USA will not be livable. Merchant ships off the coast will turn around when they see the thick ash.

>>130455953
I'll be on the tail end of the raining ash in GA. I'll prolly live but life's gonna suck for a bit. Probably just load up all the guns and ammo and head south as best I can in my truck.

Literally nothing important will be lost lmao
SF and NY will be fine.

Its a shame that most of the main confedtards will be fine as well. :/

>>130484201
Haha, no. You won't live a long life breathing in those fumes.

>>130457229
>>130459367
July 1st 2017

>>130459367
Current year

>>130487177
>>130487277
nice script
0/10 not impressed

Someone cum on a pic of yellowstone
maybe that will get it hot enough to cum itself

>>130455953
this is a psyop yellowstone isnt going to erupt

stop distraction

>>130487136
Shit tier logic from a lefty. Yeah your going to love eating food when your country's crop land is covered in 10 feet of ash and its winter all year due to global cloud cover...but youll be super happy the capitals of faggotry wont be directly effected so you can continue shoving cocks in your ass.

>>130457203
you realize the ash would block out the sun for a very long time and you would have no food, plus it will be freezing cold.

>>130468002
>PA anon here, up in the hills.
>Suck my dick, west coast

Hey Appalacian inbred, get your aunt mommy to suck your dick

>>130455953
Cali here, I have an Israeli gas mask and a dirt bike with gallons of gasoline at the ready, first sign of serious eruption and I'm on a boat to japland before anyone has time to think about looting.

>>130455953
>tfw southern Arizona
I guess living around beaners and indians pays off

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OH OLD GODS HEAR ME! SWALLOW THE SUN! LET THE SHITSKINS DIE OF VITAMIN D MALNUTRITION! HEIL THE GIANTS HEIL FENRIR

>>130488893
i'd rather eat volcanic ash

>>130460000
It's Florida, we know how to deal with levels of weird and fucked that the rest of the world, barring Australia, could understand.

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>>130459367
September 23nd, 2017

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>>130459367
Next week

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>>130460743
Holy shit you're retarded

>>130460894
South central PA here, I await our glorious Reich with quivering pleasure

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>>130461647
>awh, he doesn't know anything about seismology
It's basically impossible to have any usable forewarning.

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>>130460000
Florida = irredemable hellhole.
> confirmed by drupes

>>130461059
topkek