If sentenced to death, you can choose:
>your method of execution
>your last meal
>your final words
What would they be, /pol/?
>>130450511
Bake
Gentile foreskin
Anuddah shoah
>>130450511
firing squad
steak
don't let China get the Arctic gold
Firing squad
All you can eat Chinese buffet
You can't shoot me until I've eaten all I can assholes
>nuclear explosion in Mecca
>pork
>there's sand in my eyes
>>130450511
Snu Snu
Snu Snu
it wasn't that good.
>>130450511
>firing squad
>raw oysters maybe, or some other delicious raw seafood
>i did it for the lulz
>>130450511
An overdose of anesthesia
Roast Chicken, Corn on the Cob, Stuffing, and a Chocolate Milkshake
Outlaw Islam
>>130450511
double tap to the back of the head by surprise.
5-course meal at a 5* Italian restaurant.
life is always left unfinished.
>>130451208
10/10 would eat chinese food with this chucklehead
>>130451234
also super funny
>>130450511
>>your method of execution
Firing squad
>>your last meal
Probably (((Ben and Jerry's)))
>>your final words
JUST
>>130450511
Hanging
Chili, beans, and sketti
South will rise again FUCK NIGGERS
>>130451589
goddamn, I sound like Tony fucking Soprano with the gabagool.
Hanged
Grapefruit
arr
>>130451329
have been considering i did it for the lulz, as well
in my sleep
Morton's Steakhouse steak and their salad, chocolate milkshake and chocolate cake
i did it for the lulz
>>130451234
This is the only correct answer
>>130450511
Vaporization by nuclear explosion
Canned mini ravioli and meatballs
Communism doesn't work
>>130450511
gunshot to the head
sour cream and onion potato chips
ayy lmao
Yes as long as it's Muslims.
>firing squad
>alaskan king crab in butter with sweet-and-sour pork, raw cookie dough, and an oreo milkshake
>see you fucks in hell
>vaporization
>tendies
>heck the police
>>130451234
I hate sand! It's coarse and it gets everywhere!
>>130450511
>>your method of execution
Dehydration from over-ejaculation via the receptacle of my choosing.
>>your last meal
Every lobster on earth, in a row.
>>your final words
Despite negative press covfefe
>>130452559
I've been informed that it doesn't get in your foreskin, but I wouldn't know.
>>130450511
>>your method of execution
firing squad of mini guns
>>your last meal
the entire Taco Bell menu
>>your final words
"Hitler was right"
>>130450511
Slow death by feminization and being cucked by globalists
Roundup and Fluoride
Hitler was right
>beheading
>A pork chop
>Want a bite, goatfucker?
>TFW this is an actual possibly
>>130450511
>your method of execution
Dropped from a plane from edge of space
>your last meal
2 or 3 tins of Rice pud
>your final words
infowars dot com super male vitality
>>130450511
My first method would be to fly a plane loaded with high explosives in to mecca. I don't care if the jews were the ones to set it up. If I can't have that; I'd have to honestly go for Nitrogen asphyxiation.
If allowed to fly the plane in to mecca; I'd want a public feast. A full party before I walk down the jetway. If not....I'd ask for a good las vegas buffet.
My last words as I see that fucking box from the window of a 747 would be "oy vey, jews did it this time assholes!"
Firing squad
Pussy
Joseph Stalin and every communist leader were corrupt, collectivism over individualism
A fireing squad
Meat and potatoes
You may kill me, but 5 whom are far more vicious will spring up to oppose you
>>130450511
firing squad
pizza
NORMIES REEEEEEEE
>>130450511
A firing squad
A poutine
What are you waiting for faggots
Firing squad
Coffee and a cigarette sounds fine to me.
I would sing either Ride the Lightning or For Whom the Bell Tolls, both Metallica.
>Flash before my eyes, now it's time to die.
>>130450511
>your method of execution
heroin overdose
>your last meal
a big famaly pizza
>your final words
deus vult
>nitrogen go bag
>tendies
>fuck this gay earth
>>130450511
Flown into the sun
Kobee beef, beluga caviar, black truffles etc etc
"What do you mean you can't afford that!? YOU SAID I COULD CHOSE!"
guillotine
whatever
pic related
>>130453259
>my man
>>130453224
I'd take that option tbqh.
>>130450511
Dropped from space
Bowl of chips
Jews did 9/11
Decapitation with a Battle Axe, something over the top and gay like pic related.
T-Bone steak, medium rare with sauteed mushrooms, and a side of baked macaroni and cheese. A portion of asparagus.
"Jews did 9/11"
>>130453299
I like those last words.
Any world where teenage pussy is illegal, but hairy man-ass is a protected right isn't one in which I want to be known for doing well in.
You're right, fuck this gay Earth.
>>130450511
Firing squad
Nothing
I did it all for the nookie
>all these Firing squads
How many times are you getting shot by how many people? All headshots or do they all have a choice?
Is there a chance you get half a dozen dudes that all want to shoot you in the pecker so you bleed to death grabbing at your bloody mutilated fuck stick?
>>130450511
>Twerked to death
>Jennifer Anistons queefs
>Don't put me in the dark boss
>>130450511
Death by SnuSnu
OP's moms pussy
GIMME SOMMA DAT WO OWOOOOOOOOO
>>130453677
I want 11 people using Deagles.
>>130450511
>eaten by panda
>last panda
>haha, you got bamboozled
>>130450511
>prisoner battle royal i.e. Prison hunger games winner goes free
>lobster shrimp and angel hair pasta
>hail victory God wills it
>>130453677
they will shoot you everywhere
>Is there a chance you get half a dozen dudes that all want to shoot you in the pecker so you bleed to death grabbing at your bloody mutilated fuck stick?
yes, but very small
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