I've given up, /pol/

God speed.

>>130448616
Posts picks of offing or it did t happen

>>130448616
Try Jesus lad

>>130448616
What's with all these disencouragement/suicide/blackpill fucking threads lately? I think this is a new tactic to subvert the board and demoralize us.

Man the fuck up brazil we need everyone in the struggle to come.

>>130448616

an hero, take your bro and other monkeys with you huebro

also make sure that it is known that you are a pro liberal, a great way of saying this is 'allahu akbar'

>>130448616
jfc did he skin the head

>>130448616
Livestream please.

If you are not blacked, repatriating back to Portugal sounds like a plan.

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>>130448616
You think you wouldn't get mugged in USA or in Europe? Think again!You think there is no red-tape in other countries?Think again! Stop whining! Brazil has so much to offer. You guys have so much hot women, great climate! The economy will bounce back soon and you'll see it will be good again.
There are also a lot worse places in the world to live! Imagine if you were born in Somalia or west Africa.

>>130448616
>before suicide.
Nope.

That's what they want, pressure you to death, in your body, your mind, your place, your feelings, your lifetime.

Don't you fucking give up on us.

Or at least, take a knife, take them with you. Die as a warrior, not as a beaten-ass worm.

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>>130448616
You should

KYSing yourself isn't going to change things desu. Things will still be shit, but you won't get to smoke weed/fuck sluts because you let your momentary edge get the better of you. Stop being a faggot.

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>>130448616
>uma delicia

>>130449612
This Livestream yourself killing a KIKE.

come on man your women have great asses. go get some and forget all of that shit.

>>130448616
Livestream it you useless nigger.

Suicide is the final jew

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>>130449832
No. He should post belly button, then go to bed.

>>130448616
Good luck in next life.

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>>130448616
yikes. You got this man.We believe in you.

>>130448616
You dumb or something? If your life is so shitty then join the army for free gibs. Cant? Join the French Foreigh legion. Dont worry they are so cucked that you probably wont get sent anywhere too dangerous

>>130448616

go to japan

Cmon man grow a pair already. Do you have decent health? There are people who would kill just to be able to walk or see or hear. Stop being a pussy, life is a struggle, prove yourself and then you can die.

kinda hard to go places w/o a passport

Are you a nigger
If so pls livestream

>>130448616
Suicidal people need to seriously consider that there is no escaping from any of the problems one faces in life. There is a purpose behind all of the suffering and truly we have all chosen to be here. Those who commit suicide are akin to those who drop out from school, except in the case of suicide you will regret it much more once you realize that this world is an illusion, a test, a place where through suffering ones faults are purged. People who kill themselves are sent back almost immediately and will face all of the same problems they ran from plus a few more tacked on.

you can just get a visa or rock a boat to mexico and climb over the border.

run if you really want to get away and dont type texts here on a basketweaveing taiwanese childporn ring forum.

>>130450133
Merlin pls

>>130450453
Yeah you might get reincarnated as a monkey which gets eaten by your countrymen for being so dishonorable.

Do you want to be monkey stew in your next life bud?

>>130448616
>trying to import helium exit bag?
>sure, just wait 14 months as the fucking HUE FDA sits on your product because you are the one too dumb to do not kill yourself
>Going to kill yourself anyway
Mate, I can't believe you're too dumb to see where you've been going wrong:
>want to start a business?
>tell us what you expect your profit to be so we can tax you on your hopes
Set up a business and say you expect it to go bankrupt within the year, making less than nada on it.
You absolute pillock.

>>130448616
>>tell us what you expect your profit to be so we can tax you on your hopes
what the fuck, they do that here

ask for asylum in the swedish embassy.
ez.

>>130448616
If your white go to the u.s. or portugal

>>130448616
Yeah but Anthony Bourdain said the people have passion and know how to let loose and also eat beans and rice in a dingy but charming cafe so you're wrong

>>130448616
Kill your brother first

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>>130448616
Move to SC and make the south great again

>>130448616
Bro, I understand you.
>be me
>partner fucks me up with illegal shit
>leaves 33k in debts in my name
We, me and my wife, were moving to Canada and had to give up because of that.
I carried on. The debt is still there stuck in my CPF, but life happens man.
No matter how tough the problem looks it's always small compared to life.
Escolha a vida, anão!

>>130448616
if you're not 40 years old like me then no reason to kill yourself, how old are you?

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>>130451243
>partner fucks me up
>didnt have him executed
W E W L A D
E
W
L
A
D

>>130448616
>becoming an hero
>not flying to Germany and becoming a 'syrian refugee' instead

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>1 post by this id

>>130448616
Any Muslims in your country you could take out with you?

I mean, at least make your death mean something.

>>130448616
go to /v/ and start a lol thread

>>130451622
hard to do that without a passport, I guess

>>130448616
Goodbye my compatriot. I will be joining you soon.

You really need to go postal on the scum of your country, grab a semi (play eurotruck simulator before) if you cant get your hands on a gun and work with that.

Before you go tell me, what does sopa de macaco taste like? Chicken? Rabbit? Beef?

>>130451931
Good luck in your next life

>>130448616
Anon please take a moment and really analyze all the options you have.
How old are you?
Check the age requirements the brazilian armed forces have. That will give you the chance to immediately get food, shelter and some money in a few weeks. Once you have this secured, you'll be able to broader your options.

OP, don't go... yet.
At least spend some time appreciating the criminal lifestyle.

>>130448616

You are in Brazil.

Go to an MMA or Jiu-Jitsu gym and take your anger out on other people. Learn to fight.

>>130451732
I doubt they'll keep it forever. OP should wait until he gets his ID back and then flee as soon as he can.
No money? Pickpocket some purses and then go straight to the airport.

>>130448616
You need to find Jesus son.
He can help with your troubles and help bring peace to your miserable life. Once you find him you can continue on your journey through this life with peace and help others like yourself to love life and live for Jesus. Amen

>>130450908
Fuck off, let him stay there
Better yet let him go where you're at

>>130452232
Brazil has enough of those already, it's a crowded market

>>130452845
It's the best one for shitskins though

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>>130452707
At this point I think you should be welcoming white immigrants m8

>>130448616
Race war now.

>>130448616
>want a beer?
>pay 48% taxes
What

>>130448616
Cant speak for your law but you mean to tell me you havent been charged or convicted of a crime and they siezed your passport?

>>130451573
I really believe in forgiving and I feel bad for him. I kept a close eye on him and have enough evidence to turn everything in my favor, but I saw that he had a miserable life. Do this with a friend for money is just sad. I live a peaceful life with myself in others and I am really free.

1 less possible tour guide for me. I really love your """women""".

>>130448616
Don't kill yourself. You're gonna die anyways, why not wait till the race war starts?

>>130449635
nice meme

>>130448616
i'm very sorry, OP. i hope you somehow make it out. a brazilian friend of mine managed to just barely make it out of rio and lives in sweden now. he said it was like leaving hell and entering heaven. day and night. and you know what they say about sweden

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>>130448616
Have a wank and relax my man. Suicide is gay ass shit.

>>130448616

Don't do it m8. You're letting the kikes win if you do.

>>130451145
Ignore this south nigger
>>130454605
>Sweden
kek
>>130448616
All countries nowadays are shit in one way or another. Plus, the only two good remaining countries will try to slave you for being an immigrant (as they should). Not only that but you also have no means of moving to slightly less shitty place , or have any perspective of change within your country (I say this because I am also living here duh). So If you are willing to bet on there being an afterlife, good luck anon. If there is one, I will be joining you soon enough.

>>130448616
>you have a job?
>work 6 and a half months to supply the government
>want a car?
>pay 17% of its value every year plus 45% taxes on price
>want a beer?
>pay 48% taxes
>want to start a business?
>tell us what you expect your profit to be so we can tax you on your hopes
>want a gun? Are you criminal?
>no
>can't have it
>trying to import helium exit bag?
>sure, just wait 14 months as the fucking HUE FDA sits on your product because you are the one too dumb to do not kill yourself

Sounds a lot like many other countries.

>>130456713
>All countries nowadays are shit in one way or another

actual brazilian rationalization. brazil, the congo, china, england, south korea, what's the difference! pretty big it turns out

>>130456738
Just like every other country, I will not get cucked into buying a new car, fuck that i have a Ranger and don't even use it that much.

>>130456738
Here are some useful links so you can understand OP.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taxation_in_Brazil

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_tax_rates

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_average_wage

As you might be able to infer from these, taxation in Brazil is as heavy as Sweden or Germany but providing almost no benefits in return , to quote the wikipedia page on taxation regarding Brazil : "The Brazilian tax burden commits currently swimsuits 1/3 of the GDP share and inserts Brazil in the list of countries with the highest burdens you stand in the world, with France, Germany and Sweden, without, however, promoting the same return for the population that these countries provide". If you also factor in that they don't even make as much money as goddamn Mexico (which is supposed to make less as their nominal GDP is also way lower than Brazil's but their population is still earns more and loses less) and you have a country plagued by tax rates where the population is made up of literal slaves.

>>130457606
Aren't taxes in Brasil so high because they have to try and prop up the nigger and mongrel populations, especially the northern part of the country?

livestream pls

>>130448616
I actually am sorry for you man.

I hope you find a way out and don't have to kill yourself. Poor guy.

I hope you make it

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>>130448616

>>130448616
we dont care

Don't off yourself. Do you have your health? Does your dick work? If you answered yes to both you have every reason to live

>>130457934
This because you most likely won't do it and youre just some sad ass attention whore who has zero friends

Inb4 hurr hominem

>>130448616
lol stream it faggot

>>130458612
fuck this toronto fag.

off yourself cunt and livestream.

>>130457828

No. The corrupt government just taxes so that they can steal it for themselves.

>>130448616
Don't do it in vain or you'll end up in hell

>>130457828
The actual problem is corruption.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Car_Wash

Most south niggers will say what you said, but the reality of it is that the money is lost as mentioned by the "Taxation in Brazil" wikipedia page. This lost money is most likely (as confirmed by the Car Wash operation ) all directed to corruption schemes not only in the federal government , but also in the smaller local regions. Since taxes are so high though, it doesn't matter (once again , the wikipedia page mentions how much taxes make up for the total money this shithole of a country has). So whatever is left from corruption scandals, goes towards mantaining the status of a "G7 country" and keeping the poor population across the country happy through welfare. The problem isn't only up north (though a biggest portion of it is the fact that northen regions are also the poorest and most exploitable) , but in the government as a means of dominating and making profit for the people in charge (which if you take into account that most people in the country live in the southern areas, should tell you enough about how the problem lies within the entire place and not the "DAMN NIGGERS UP NORTH", which aren't responsible for the majority of the votes).

>>130448616
How white are ya?
Maybe you can get gay married to a /pol/ack.

>>130448616
>committing suicide in the current year
stupid idea pal. stay for the happenings, boy.

>>130448616
Go kill sone leftists before you die.

>>130459118
Eventually the Laffer curve will finally destroy whatever hopes some stupid people have here and this country will be able to die.

Come here, brother.

>>130448616
Acre time for you, enter the Amazon

>>130459118
I heard some of the white southern cities like Florianapolis are almost 1st world, that true? Or do they have nigger problems too?

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Jesus Christ is God
Suicide is Murdering the LOGOS
Don't Kill God; Find Him

Pray Now To Jesus
There is a bigger battle coming
We need warriors

https://50shadesofpissedoff.wordpress.com/2016/04/04/how-i-woke-up/

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your ghost waifu will be waiting if you going to.

>>130459924
this

stream it faggot

>>130448616
My friend left Canada to live in Brazil, and he's fucking happy there.

>>130460270
Your friend is retarded.

>>130459918
there are successful Brazilians and retarded Brazilians ...I grew up with nothing and with hard work I grew my company and Kate make a fortune.

I can carry a gun and live like a fucking king

These whinny little Brazilian fags don't do shit but complain...most live with their parents until they are 40

fucking pathetic lazy fucks

>>130460270
op is just a cuck with an inferiority complex

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>>130448616
Make pic related and drop it off at a government building or school.

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>>130448616
Don't forget to livestream, nigger.

>>130460270
Only lazy fucking Brazilians cry. Hard working people easily can become rich here if they are resourceful

90% of Brazilians live with their parents into their fucking 30s. Never learn what it is to work

>>130460386
>there are successful Brazilians and retarded Brazilians

what's the ratio?

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>>130459924

>>130460572

70 live well - 30 cry like whores and don't know what hard work is.

the 30¨% live with their fucking parents until they are in their late 30s. They cry and cry cause they never learn what hard work is

They are going to give your passport back sooner or later, just hang on and try to reach happyness even in Brazil, many of your countrymen are able to, it's not impossibile

>1 post by this ID

PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS

F

>>130460386
Ye, the successful Brazilians are overwhelmingly white. The streets of your major cities are fucking crawling with niggers and pardos. It must get old.

>>130460386
>>130460793
You sound like a sub-100 IQ spic who doesn't get demoralized when the government taxes them into mediocrity.

>>130460386
>Kate make a fortune

WTF does this mean?

>>130449984
Brazilian patriot.

>>130461035
Hogwash.

Brazil has people of every color. The fucking cry babies don't know how to work cause they live with their parents until they are 35+

i'm gay

>>130459918
That is sophism with use of incorrect data. Here's how it works :

>Florianopolis is a conurbation of various smaller cities that surround it
>Florianopolis itself is probably not where you will live
>Instead you will live in a city close by with terrible public security and whatever else you can think of
>Florianopolis is kept safe and mantained looking half decent because they know of this technicality in regards to city HDI

Plus if you actually go there, it's just like Curitiba, Sao Paulo, or wherever else. I actually got pretty disappointed when I went there and that's what gave me motivation to study in an university overseas (so I wouldn't have to bother living in that lie of a city). In paper, it's made up to be comparable to firsty world cities, while the reality of it is that the place in itself is riddled with the same public service problems all other major cities in Brazil have. It's a slightly softcore version of Shit if you want to call it that.

>>130461073
I make enough to travel the world and own a nice farmland.

In Brazil only the mama's boys cry about not having a chance but never try shit

nigger

>>130449566
>bounce back
just like venezuela

>>130448616
Don't kill yourself, Theres too much of a risk. For God's sake Move out of Brazil, go to Portugal!

kings

>>130448616
>id
>HEu
LMAO wanna send me some bitcoin before you an hero?

>>130461198
HAHAHA sorry was typing in another window.

I own my own business, farm land and started with nothing. Made contacts, worked all my life.

I travel the world and do what ever the fuck I want. I don't even need to buy food, everything fucking grows here.

Most Brazilians are fucking lazy and live with mom and did until they are 40. They wait for their parents to die to get something and never go after anything

z

>>130451943
uma delicia

>>130448616
Do a backflip pussy

>>130461295
Are you a nigger yourself or are you a nigger coddler? Or perhaps you're a mongrel of some type? Just admit it, Brasil would be 1st world if it were 90% white.

Boiola, arranje um emprego case e faça o bem, seu merdinha.

>>130461573
Though you are not exactly incorrect, you are also at fault . Just read my replies to this thread and you will understand what I am talking about. Although me and you have made it in life so far, this place is doomed. Can't wait for my vacations to end so I can go back to uni and start studying again in a serious country.

>>130448616
DELICIA
E
L
I
C
I
A

>>130461741
My ancestors were Italian/German, came to Brazil after the war. Probably have some native somewhere in the mix.

I know 3 languages, used that to start networking and ended up starting my own business.

Every foreigner I know here lives a good fucking life. The degenerate people in my country are spoon fed little fags that never try anything.

Poor people don't try shit, don't work with pride and end up living in misery cause they are too fucking lazy to learn a trade or try something.

Brazil is still free enough that you can fucking sell cake by the roadside without a license or being fucked with by the cops or government.

I started with nothing and made a fortune for myself and my family.

>>130461803
isso mesmo

>>130462193
>WE WUZ 1/16 ITALIANZ N' SHEEEIT

>>130460793
70% live well in brazil? you seem delusional. and what business do you run?

>>130461929
I made it because I had the fucking balls to try shit until I succeeded

80% of Brazilians will try 1 time, fail and cry to mom and dad.

>>130461295
Your country taxes people into oblivion and controls their lives. There is a real reason there is so much poverty, but it has nothing to due with your dumbass spic machismo. I take it you grew up in the country and not some socially engineered ghetto?

>>130462476
>>130462315
And this is why Brazillian is doomed dear >>130459918 anon.

>>130462373
I own a toilet accessory business

Made a fucking killing with India and toilet bowls

You would be fucking surprised how well most people live. The lazy fuckers in the favela are LAZYYYYYY

Give em 5$ they will go buy Cachaça and eat shit food.

I have helped so many fucking people here by teaching them how to have a budget and how to grow their own food

For example: I started with a small plot of land, 10m x 20m..I started growing 75 species of plants...my neighbors have 1 mango tree...

what the fuck are you going to do with 1 mango tree???

Sell mangoes at 6 for a 1$...then they cry that they don't have money.

>>130462623

I pay less in taxes here in Brazil than I do with my USA business HAHAHA

You have a good accountant here and you can make it easily.

People here are fucking lazy

>>130462912
this is some strange LARPing. i heard that brazilians have very low IQs on average because of generations of malnutrition

>>130463103
No, they're just stupid. Brazil is shit for the same reason mexico is shit. It's the people who inhabit the country.

>>130463216
Half of their population is non white, so of course that will bring IQ averages down. Same is happening in the US.

>>130463216

That is just plain fucking stupid.

There is so much fucking food here only a retard can starve.

You should see the shit people eat here instead of eating fresh grown fruits and veges.

The average Brazilian choses coca cola over free coconut water. That makes you a fucking retard. They eat potato chips and buy food at stupid prices cause they don't know how to shop

Adults that are 35 can't fucking cook, shop or wipe their own ass.
The poor have 8 kids but don't know how to balance a budget. Fucking pathethic

>>130463408
Spoken like a true fucking moron that probably never left his country or even city for that matter.

>>130456713
O sul e meu pais famlam desu

>>130448616

Man the fuck up, the world has enough cucks in it, wherever you go you are just go to drag them down with you too.

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>>130463668
You stupid fuck you just said yourself they're retarded. Choosing coca cola over free cocout water makes you a fucking low iq imbecile.

>>130463668

Why are you so angry you fucking faggot? Literally nobody is hostile to you.

>>130464585
He is obviously a LARPer
no way he actually owns a business otherwise he would also be complaining about the retarded taxation.

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>>130448616
UMA Feels....

>>130464585
>>130464531
He's a narcissistic spic that uses third world slave labor to get more money than his fellow monkeys. Here in America you see retarded beaners stroking themselves over their lawn mowing business. He's lucky that he's not as genetically retarded as the rest of them, but won't admit that's why he's better off. Spics are cancer.

>>130464832

Yeah that's a possibility. Like the faked internet tough guy macho attitude, everybody is stupid except me, besides the fact that they're not really stupid, they're just spoiled, let alone the fact that at least half of the country is some mestizo-mongrel kind of a thing with a mean IQ of 85, etc.

>>130448616
pls anon, don't do it. Play video games, watch movies become a NEET

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>>130465141
>let alone the fact that at least half of the country is some mestizo-mongrel kind of a thing with a mean IQ of 85

>>130448616
you will go to hell

Like brazil

But forever

>>130461402
I've always had the impression that you guys know more about us than us about you. Kinda weird, being us a tiny poor country.

>>130465698
There is no hell. Christian serfs have served their satanic monarchs and oligarchs for centuries. The elites fear you committing real violence. Being a slave and waiting for heaven is exactly what they want of you.

>>130448616
Become brazilian batman and fight crime.
But instead of having the code to never kill, always kill.

>>130448616
don't kill yourself. kill your brother.

Go south

>Alternate reality

Walk into the jungle to live among the amazon tribes that have no use for clothes

>>130452204
Not him but you cant join the Army after youre 24.

>>130448616

No one cares, attention whore.

>>130448616
>>are you a criminal?
>no
>>can't have it
Become a criminal?

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I said come to Jesus; but since you are a total LARPing faggot kys

>>130448616
Don't just commit suicide, grab a weapon and kill a bunch of muslims/niggers first, then wait for the cops to kill you. You'll still get your wish of dying, but you'll get to do some good for the world before you get killed

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>>130448616
F

>>130465856
Venezuela's poor, not tiny.

>>130448616
just be sure to write a huge manifiesto that puts all those things you hate about brazil to light, and bluntly say the reason you suicide is brazil because it is a shithole that wont fix itself,

perhapas something will come out of it and you will die peacefully

Whoa, I've read this post before.

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>>130448616
Guys, I've changed my mind about suicide.

I never thought I'd say this but I've been reading the support and thoughts in this thread with teary eyes all along and I must say 'Thank you' to you all.

People often describe /pol/acks as racists NEETs who fill their empty lives with political drama in order to feel important in the world. That is not true. As hopeless and depressed that /pol/ may seem, you all have this beautiful capacity to hate yourselves and wish for your own meaningless existence to end at the same time that you see possibility and strength in others, even when they themselves have become blind to this power.

I am not killing myself. I will try and work this out and hope I won't go to jail and get sliced alive and eaten as it has become common here.

And if the worst becomes an unavoidable possibility, I'll try to make my death count.

This thread taught me that you only live once. But you also only die once. I gotta make it worth.

God bless you all. You deserve beautiful lives.

>>130470432

I always knew you are just an attention whore, but I'm so sad, it would be one less Brazilian faggot in 4chan...

>>130470432
It's too late I've reported you to this website
http://www.cvv.org.br/

They are tracking your IP as I type this.
Sorry I thought I was helping bro.

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>>130470432
Fresh meat coming up!

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>>130448616

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>>130471627

>>130471549
Thank you for activating CVV, Argentina.

Greatest allies.

You guys put more effort into saving my life than my entire family, society and politicians.

>>130471716
>>130471627
I'm so scared that I will go to jail.

It's 100% that they will do this to me.

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>>130448616
well at least do something important before you go

>>130448616
You think you have high taxes? Thats cute.

Even here this fucking monkey soup, oh god why?

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Eh, I kinda wish we could all get together

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>>130450598

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>>130471981
Don't worry bro these are just actors trying to scare you.

>>130449566
i live in america and i havent been mugged once

>>130450908
>portugal

fuck right off

>>130448616
>My brother was doing some illegal shit and apparently he was using a bank account of mine to deposit the money
You say "apparently" like you were unaware or something. Lmao don't play dumb, you knew what he was doing

>>130472812
I live in South America and I haven't been mugged once.

Always depend on your status I guess

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>>130454302
I have a better one.

>>130448616
>muh country is so corrupt
>can't buy fake docs and leave it

>>130448616
1. Make Country
2. Import Nignogs to Work
3. Import Nignogs to Work
4. Import Nignogs to Work
5. Import Nignogs to Work
6. Import Nignogs to Work
7. Import Nignogs to Work
8. ??????
9. TOTAL COLLAPSE

>>130449517
Fuck yourself your stupid. Nobody chooses where he will born.

>>130452158

Hardly, usually people who kill themselves reincarnate on a tougher condition, according to Kardec.

>>130453575
nothing compared to finland. beer tax here for 0.33l of beer is 0.50 euros, then comes VAT 24%

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>>130458266

Hue, your flag shows that you have anal pleasure, your fag. Remember that before trying to mock someone.

Every normal man can choose to like pussies instead of dicks, but no one can choose where he will be born into.

You speak like a good dick-lover goy.

>Live in a small town away from big cities (pop is 300k+)
>start college this year
>paid internship
>first paycheck should come in next week
it's minimum wage but you can afford to live off this in a smaller town if you live with someone else. I've been here almost ten years now and I've never been mugged. It's easier to know the safe parts of town when it's small. Big cities are fucking shit especially if you don't have a really good job.

>>130448616
>buy a farm
>grow your own food in permaculture
>make your own beer and sell products
>avoid paying taxes
>profit $$$$

>>130448616
It's just monkey soup. Looks kinda good.

>>130448616

goodbye bro

Brazil should be nuked everywhere above the 3 Southern states.

>>130476295
In way they do. Your parents decided to have children knowing the hell hole they live in. Thank them.

>>130478970
This
Pra puta que o pariu com o resto do brazil

>>130448616
Post pic of face

Is op's pic considered canablism


The answer is an astounding yes

Yes is does Mr. Kline

>>130478970
No, that would destroy the beautiful landscape and rainforest. Kill the shitskins via conventional means. Napalming the favelas would be a good start.

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>>130479222
>>130479642
Check the trips that confirm the Southern Superiority.

Pic related, South Brazilians.
The rest should be nuked.

>>130480078
There's no reason to destroy the environment when you could kill the shitskins off in other ways. It would be slower but wouldn't have to deal with fallout or anything

>>130459918
Don't ever fall for the "the south is 1st world/white" meme again.

>>130482473
...Said the nigger from Rio de Janegro.

>>130463216
That guy is LARPing hard

Take some liberals with you

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>>130448616

>>130448616
You're white?
If so, then kys as soon as possible

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>>130478317
Of course it looks good its sopa de macaco, es uma delicia anon!

Im so sick of turd worlders posting on the western web.

Become Jew, think as a jew. Move to america and enjoy the life.

>>130482473
It is though, much less shitskins there

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Totalitarian gov run by niggers that have to control masses be subsides, social care and enormous taxes
Stay strong Brazill,read some rothbard
in 80s we also had 90% tax and illegal dolar exchange, comunist regime and absolute controle, it is not maintainable

This thread is so edgy it makes me want to white knight a fucking Brazilian and that is disgusting.

>>130448616

move to america bitch nigga

>>130449545
t. alberto barbosa

Dam, you monkey soup eaters are the lowest of the low, the bottom feeders of bottom feeders. I used to think Filipinos were nasty people cus they are Balut. But there's a new people to take that crown, the Sopa Macaco people. S m H.

>>130448616
Is there a nice, quiet place in rural Brazil you can move to? Don't do it!!!

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>>130485335

>>130448616
Niggers with braces speaking spanish... brazil is gay as hell

>>130448616
I always woundered something about people that want to kill themselves.

Why don't you go and do the most crazy or wild thing imaginable, live likes its your last day. I mean honestly you have nothing to risk since you wanted to die anyways.

If I was in your situation I would make a bucket list is crazy life time experiences and just do them. If you don't die by the end of your bucket list then you can kill yourself but you might as well live.

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>>130448616
Wait! Stop!
Drop a link and live stream it faggot.

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>>130486600
Anon... Brazil speaks Portuguese...

>>130448616
>17 times
Shit nigga, I've been mugged once and that sucked. Why don't you try to get away from the cities towards the Amazon? Isn't that basically the modern version of the old western frontier?

>>130448616
Do you want to have a good life in Brazil?
Last year when I lost my old job I realized that the only way to have a comfy life here is working for yourself and avoiding banks, then any tracking from the government and consequently no taxation.
Don't register your business, work without a fixed location.
I've been living like this since last august, first months were hard but nowdays I'm making the triple I used to earn as adm for a multinational.
You can also try one of the govt jobs, I know it's lame but sadly is one of the few ways to have a better life here.

Well I'll wish you luck my dude. Don't kill yourself just yet, see if you can make it through the next few days.

Godspeed

be a hero high on drugs dude

LSD, DMT

don't fuck it up THAT bad

This reminds me of that one Reddit dude that was thinking bout killing himself, then he went on a coke and hooker binge in Mexico and decided life wasn't so bad after all. Lol

The system is designed to corrupt your soul, to weaken your mind and damage your body.
The answer is not giving up, it's to fight back.

>>130486380
God bless him

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>op doesn't want to eat monkey head stew
Are you fucking retarded?

>>130449541
Isn't your country worse mi fhiend

>I'll die a brazilian. Live here? NEVER.

Please murder/suicide a scumbag with you, make it up for the fact we are losing a rare woke Brazilian.

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>>130448616
I mean how do you eat that soup? Doesn't matter how hungry i am, i will throw up once I see it nevertheless.

>>130487670
Why are the taxes so bad in South America.

>>130491988
when a large % of your country is underground economy, government has to compensate by whipping honest workers more. Its a vicious cycle

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>>130449517

>>130448616
I think I might be more disgusted by the soup than your plight.

>>130491988
Not my country. We are known as a fiscal paradise.
Public services do suck though.

>>130449635

lmao

>>130470432
>>130448616

i hope you can find some happiness

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>>130448616
Kys you faggot. Better myn bloodline goes on then yours.

PS: Didnt read too long.

Sometimes i feel like OP. I wish i could leave this shithole. I live in rio.
The violence here is absurd. And the amount of taxes we pay is insane.

>>130448616
Go to here OP.
Europe is fine compared to your place.

>>130494112
i've been pickpocketed twice since i've moved here. I'm ready to leave.

>Crime
>Overtaxed
>Communist government
>Corrupt officials
>Corrupt police
>Corrupt government / police contractors
>Corrupt everything (if it exists in Brazil it is and can be corrupted)
>Drugs
>Gangs who will kill you over nothing
>Robbery
>Huge divide between rich and poor with no means to bridge the gap for the average individual

I don't know where to begin sorry. This is like one of those countries that is so utterly fucked, it needs one of those "great men of history" (i.e. Napoleon) to fix it, and I don't think Brazil can produce those...

Brazil is a dumpster fire

>>130494112
why dont you move here

>>130495121
Why is Portugal not like Brazil?

>>130471981
What a cruel fate that would be, i wish you the best of luck in this ordeal.

>>130494112
>>130494460

Fight with us against the all the traitors of Europe and you will have my blessing

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>>130491975
That pic is from Angola and even if it was from here literally nobody eats that.
Worst food we have here would be some motherfuckers that secretly kills cat, skunk and pigeons for cheap meat

uma delicia

>>130491975
It's called feijoada. It's Brazil's national dish.

>>130448616
I serioulsy hope you are trolling

>>130495212
Because they didn't fell for the socialism meme, and also because their military regime didn't destroy all the right wing parties.

>>130472812
i Live in Rio and someone only tries to mug me once when i was 13 walking through a tunnel late at night coming from the mall, i went all fight or flight mode and almost strangled the manlet while my faggot of friends yelled to me to let him go, i only let him go because i became startled when someone came and he ended running away scared shitless

I'm 29 now, no one tried to rob me even once

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>>130448616
Not yet primo. The human experience is a magical one. Endure this and build strength for furure and posthumous trials. Remember this world put forth your family and friends and ancestors and those doggo and oliphants. Also, this is just one of many lives you'll lead here on earth and elsewhere, and as various sentient beings across the multiverses. Let it play homey, stay.

>>130496986

you need to gtfo of that country

>>130448616
yo it's not nice to talk about Canada like that

>>130448616
So just move to the U.S/Canada.. You seem to be higher IQ than most Brazilians, I'm sure you could find work.

you'll never be white

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>>130496500
Uma delica sopa de macaco :^)

>>130448616
Você! Eu te posso ajudar.

>>130471007
Careful not to cut yourself on that razor sharp edge.

Move to Mato Grosso

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I feel for you OP.

I don't offer advice to people in situations like this, but I wish you the best and hope things work out.
Miracles can happen, as gay as that may sound.

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>>130448616

Stop being such a waste, if you're as determined to die as you say you are at least take a few undesirebles out with you. Politicians, feminists, niggers and commies are all free game

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UMA DELICA

>>130448616

Don't do it.

The bad is blinding you to the good stuff around you as well. For all you know now, your name is being cleared and this will all be straightened out in a couple of days or weeks.

>>130498139
Not gay. They do happen.

>>130449117
Oh yeah, that'll keep him from being mugged once a day, retard

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>>130448616

>>130448616
I'm in the same boat
How is anyone suppose to get ahead?
Applied for an internship starting next fall that would require travel by car.
>Work the summer
>Save money to buy a car
>????
>PROFIT
Start shopping around for car insurance....
For Fucks Sake, the jews are at it again
>500$/month starting for basic coverage, even w/ "good student" discounts
FIVE HUNDRED A MONTH
The shitty starter econo-box I would have gotten is worth less than 2 months of insurance payments.

How are millennial's suppose to buy $30k cars, when they can't afford to insure a used Craigslist beater?

>inb4 flag
I'm changing sides, the Bernie people were right. This is a rig

>>130501016
no, we remove the litigation jew and insurance rates drop astronomically. come back white man before it's too late.

>>130501183
>we remove the litigation jew and insurance rates drop astronomically
I wish brother, but the only way to not be jewed is pay the jew with the governments money. The parasite won't take down the entire host, but it will take out each individual blood cell.
In all seriousness I am crushed, I had already called some of the sellers and was ready to start haggling. was saving every penny I could get out of my shitty min. wage job, that barely gave me 20 hours a week.
Now... Whats the point. My dream of owning a car is dead along with my independence. I'm gonna buy a bottle of tequila maybe day drink(I ain't driving anyway).

>>130448616
>another dead nigger
thanks anon, only good thing you ever did

>>130448616
you should become a refugee in Europe, claim to be muslim, go for sweden, no questions will be asked if you get there

didn't even read half of your shit neck yourself asap larping faggot

>>130500713
>Implying he was suggesting it would

Do you Brazilians ever get afraid to leave your room because you might just get mugged?

>>130448616
Americas future everyone...

>>130448616

Cannibalism.

>>130448616
Youre living in the land of the best booties on earth, and your giving up on life.

You dont deserve to continue on.. goodbye

>>130448616
Don't so it please. Nothing is worth killing yourself for trusy me. Life isn't always easy and things don't always go the wait you wish, heck you might even be hella unlucky, but fight for it till the end so you havr no regrets.

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>>130448616
>exit bag
Fucking retarded memes, I swear... Just jump from 10+ storeys head first and you're done.

>>130448616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbXvaE39wM

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>>130448616
Good bye OP.

>>130448616
Good luck in the next life, reincarnation is real my friend. But I wouldn't recommend killing yourself. Why not go out in a fire of glory and slaugter degenerate gangster scum?

It's better to die with honor than to kill yourself.
Start murdering pedophiles or something.

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>>130448616
Brazil is lacking police, maybe become a cop and try to fix that shithole. You can start fixing your brother.

>>130448616
kill as many niggers as you can before you die.

>tell us what you expect your profit to be so we can tax you on your hopes

Is this real? ...How? Who would possibly think this is a good idea?

Fuck man your country is a statist shithole, better rev up those helicopters.

>>130448616
That`s rough, and I thought I was fucked, you might be the brother of a politician or something.
Good luck.

sopa de macaco uma delicia...

God damn reading posts like this makes me so happy to be Estonian. We have 0% corporate tax, it took an hour for me to start my own business.

>>130507823
They`re coming, just need to hold on until october next year, RWDS will unironically perhaps happen here all over again.

>>130448616
Also, don`t kill yourself that quickly, I have a passport, never commited any crime, and still can`t go anywhere because most people say "fuck off, we`re full".

>>130499545
kek

>>130507025
Police is corrupt as fug
My only hope is passing USP and then fucking off to some comfy place
If everything goes wrong i always have the army/french legion to go or maybe just go to my grandpa land in the countryside and try to live a peasants life

>>130508183
At this point i dont even care if the jews conquer our country, they will probably do a better job than us lel

>>130448616
Get your shit together, you're better than this.

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Breathe in the gas, Ziriguidum, it will soon be over