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I don't want to live on this planet anymore. 2017-06-18 09:21:42 Post No. 130444263
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I don't want to live on this planet anymore. 2017-06-18 09:21:42 Post No. 130444263
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I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Anonymous
2017-06-18 09:21:42
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>MFW
>Go to the gas station to get a soda.
>Wait in line for 3 people ahead of me.
>Finally my turn.
>Woman jumps in front of me, all but elbowing me out of the way.
*nasally retard voice*: Can-can-can-can you scan these for me. I don't know if any of them are winners"
>She holds out a handful of wadded up scratch-off tickets.
Blue haired cashier lady: There is a scanner for you right there *points to the right of the check-out counter*
Retard: But I don't know how to scan them
Retard's 5 year old son: I know how.
Retard: I don't know how the scanner works.
Retard's son: I know how.
Retard: I don't know where you have to scan it.
Me: Scan the bar code.
Retard: I don't know where the bar code is.
Retard's son: It's on the back.
Retard: I don't think you're supposed to scan the back.
Me: For god sake you either scan the back or scan the front. *takes her lotto tickets and gives them to the kid*
Blue haired cashier lady: Ok there is no need to mansplain...
>Brain shut down, no idea what anyone said after that.
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This is not politics, but then again, blue-hair is quite the retard...
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>>130444263
>claiming a cashier said mansplain in a long wall of non story text
Is this an organized shill/slide campaign or are you just a lonely faggot?
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>>130446732
Lonely faggot. But the story is true.
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>>130446393
As it relates to current SJW trends, I couldn't think of a better place to post it. Maybe /lgbt/? LOL
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>>130449537
made me laugh kik loving nigger.
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>>130444263
Who cares what some blue haired dumb cunt has to say.
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>>130444263
If this was America, why didn't you open fire?
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>>130451746
I had left my XM25 at home, and I was not confident that my .45 would be able to eliminate all traces of the threat.
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>>130444263
>mansplain deez nutz
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>>130444263
Sounds pretty rough op.
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>>130444263
More like cuckistan. This is what you get for listening to Sargon.
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>>130444263
Bro you should have said "WHAT THE FUCK IS MANSPLAIN YOU CUNT". How is a normie supposed to know tumblard lingo.
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>>130444263
i'd say OP acted like a god damn autistic autist stealing some lady's lotto tickets & then when he got thrown out of the store he made this up
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>>130444263
When you get to 5 and start to realise you have outgrown your mum.
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>>130444263
It's a consequence of removing ourselves this far from natural selection.
Most people are dumb fuck zombies now.
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>>130459060
Yeah. On one hand I hope the kid has a good father, because he's never going to learn shit from his mother. On the other hand I feel bad for any guy who has to put up with her.
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>>130444263
https://twitter.com/Stephon_Dingle/status/876581384864792576
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lemme get uhh swishuh sweets and uhh packah malbuh
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Milf tryina get some strange dock sick
Skills tapped that with a spoon niggles
You lame blind vro
Quit jacking off and get laid noob
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>>130446732
The story is boring enough to seem legit, and the cashier using the phrase "mansplaining" is sufficiently fucked up to be thread-worthy.
Better OC than the millions of "hello fellow Nazis!" and "look tumblr can meme too" threads.
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>>130459723
I think she just didn't want you to buy your stuff and leave, because she was trying to hit on you. Cashier understood and was trying to be supportive, kid didn't understand and wanted Mom to stop embarassing him.
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