ITS CREEPY IF ITS TRUE!!!

>>130441482
I would rather stay and likely die then go to brazil

>>130441482
>Bought to you by your friendly frackers. Oh and melting Glaciers

>>130441482
Wherever we go, we're bringing our guns. So be nice.

>>130441482
We spent that much on the off chance that it would erupt once in 10,000 years?

Why would Americans from that part of America flee to other countries when most of America won't be affected by it?
Also wtf at South Africa's response

>>130441482

Just re-locate them all in the UK.

Turn London into a true mega city and have the UK become the worlds super-power once again.

>>130445198
*than
Unless you would like to be buried in Brazil

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>tfw you're safely outside the ash zone

>>130446260
>tfw you're not inside the initial kill zone

>>130441482
>Australia
OH YES, MEME HOMELAND HERE I COME!!

>>130441482
>Peak oil
Hahaha hahahaha!!

HAHA i'm in the Keys.
Also, most people left would be White right?
Watch for the winds however >>130446260 might take it beyond that.

>>130446260
Ash would engulf the earth plunging the planet into mini ice age.
Good luck with that!!

>>130446260
Not really that bad, is it?

>>130441482
Yellowstone isn't going to erupt in your lifetimes. And if it did, it would be pretty apocalyptic

>>130446260
Wow good thing I'm just outside the yellow zone. I get to actually experience the fun part before dying

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I really hope the Volcano blows up.

This shit would be so fucking comfy

>>130445584
Remember that South Africa is run by a black supremacist/incestuous rapist and he is worried that if his white minority suddenly became a white majority he would lose power.

>>130441482

How fucked the ash zones be?

Fuck yeah Australia, those bitches love Americans. Can't wait to cuck the kangaroos again like in WWII

>Almost 1 million American service personnel, including about 100,000 African-Americans, passed through Australia during World War II. American troops started arriving in Australia in December 1941 and during the next four years they became a continuous presence in Australian life, opening major cities to a new culture and making a substantial impact on the local economy.

>At first they were welcomed as saviours but as time went on the glamour of their presence wore off. Australians became a little more critical of American ways even though the importance of the American alliance was never in question. American servicemen and women set up enclaves of American culture with soda fountains and their own clubs where they could eat their own American-style meals. They were better paid and had access to more exotic consumer items in their military PXs (tax free stores) and many Australian women saw the well-paid Americans as desirable and romantic. More than 12,000 Australian women became American war brides, most of whom returned to the US with their new husbands at the end of the war.

>>130446747
Are you implying that a mini ice age wouldn't be comfy af?

Also, it would be a quick fix to global warming.

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>>130446260

>implying scientists are 100% accurate with predictions

get out US dumbass

>>130441482
WAKE UP, YELLOWSTONE, WAKE UP.

>>130446260
Will the hot ash kill us? I want off this earth.

>>130441482
It neglects to mention the potential effects the supervolcano could have. Like a huge tectonic plate shift near Oregon which would like cause a tsunami large enough to destroy san francisco, portland, and seatle pretty much entirely.

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>>130441482
>last paragraph
YES

I mean, I don't want Yellowstone to fuck your shit up but a few million extra whites would be amazing.

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>>130446377
>MFW I won't even be able to see the raining ash in person

>>130447468
Could we make it a bargain and throw in Los Angeles too?

>>130441482
Reminder South Africa was asked to house Americans and they declined on the basis of "having enough White people"

>>130446747
>Earth plunges into new ice age
>shitskins die of rickets and a lack of gibs

I don't see the problem

>>130447468
>California's coast and Cascadia's white-flight liberal outposts are destroyed
Good.

>>130441482
>south africa not wanting white people coming there

>>130441482
>Michio Kaku

Thankfully it isn't true.

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>>130441482
I'm in lightest yellow. Am I fucked?

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>>130447430
even the cool ash will kill. you get enough in your lounges and it start to turn to a cement like substance

>>130441482
>if
>then
calm down, mong.

>>130446995
2nded

Mini Ice age
>Climate change solved
US gets rekt
>Terrorism solved
>World conflicts solved

Only problem I see is American asylum seekers, we have enough of that shit here

>>130447468
Is that a bad thing?

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>>130447468
>destroy san francisco, portland, and seatle pretty much entirely.

P L E A S E

Why is the Yellowstone eruption meme starting back up again on /pol/?

>>130447832
No that's the party zone

>>130447949
>muh US is the cause of islamic terrorism

>>130447832
Everyone's fucked

I can already see (((them))) telling us that letting in american refugees would be bad if it happens

>>130446841
Have you been paying attention to Yellowstone?

No one knows when Yellowstone will go off it could be tomorrow or in the next 1000 years but it will eventually blow.

Having that said all recent news is showing that it will be much sooner than later

>>130447832
everyone in the world will starve

>>130447949
Cont.
The pure kino, just imagine:
First 4k footage of cataclysmic event in our lifetime. All the drone footage, all the suffering, pure kino.

>California gets destroyed
No more liberals

I literally see only positives with this event

At least we'll get some beautiful sunsets for years

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>>130447468
Ignorant Kraut with his cockhloster filled to the brim with Muslim semen does not realize that Portland and Seattle are not coastal cities and would not be affected bu a tsunami.

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>>130446260
>Hot ash zone
>It will literally look like Morrowind

>>130448076
>What is 9/11

>>130446810
This is just where ash would land after the eruption
there's gonna be shitloads more ash being spewed into the atmosphere, blocking out the sun.
Same idea as a nuclear winter

>>130441482
>tfw going to yellowstone in a few weeks
JUST

>>130446260
oh ffs it only hits red states

>>130447864
It's like micro glass that shreds your shit

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>>130446260
>>tfw you're safely outside the ash zone
>tfw you are just outside the kil zone

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Hmmmm

>>130446260
Blumf supporters btfo

>>130447430
buy a gun then

>>130446497
Fuck off, we are full

>>130448310
>includes
Come on now...

How far away would you be able to hear the blast from?

>>130448274
This could be a good opportunity. Volcanoes usually require virgin sacrifices.

>>130447825
was going to post this as well
>>130441482
stopped reading when I saw dr wackjob's name at the top

Is there any way to catalyze the eruption?

>>130445342
>we're bringing our guns
fucking right we are

I'd rather stay and plunder/wreck shit though

>>130448507
pretty far
Krakatoa could be heard thousands of miles away and it wasn't even a supervolcano

Wouldnt Yellowstone mean worldwide famine and destruction?

>>130448150
>what is subsistence farming

only faggoty modern society will die and some roving gangs to shoot

>>130448667
JEET

>>130441482
I really hope you will be sending whites and not niggers

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>>130446260
>tfw you're safely outside the ash zone

So you get to starve instead, or get murdered by looters.

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>>130448472
Better map

>>130441482
ITT:
>(((Deep State))) shilling yellowstone fake news in hopes 4chan would spread it around, so they can run anti-free speech/anti-4chan pieces in the news, politicize it and use it as a pretext to limit free spech

>>130448540
Kek

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>>130448310
>tfw the navajo nation is bigger than your whole cunt

>>130441482
>michio coocoo
Stopped reading there.

>>130441482
>burger refugees

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, WE'RE FULL

>>130441482
Good, maybe we can get ride of some niggers and neets. Hope that shit wipes out the entire Pacific northwest.

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>>130448667
depending on how close it is to erupting naturally a sizable explosion in the magma chamber might do it. but good luck getting it into position.

>>130445693
Shit my bad.

Well that sounds cool too. If they will build a monument to me as the last man in North America.

>>130447832
Make sure youve got filters on your intake fans for your pc.

I'm ready to live the gaucho life or the cozy village life in Bariloche Argentina. I'm now actively praying this happens.

>>130448877
Only our trailer trash wants to go to Australia.

>>130445584
>>130446669
A Yellowstone eruption would destroy American agriculture and infrastructure. Most urban centers only have the stockpiles to last a few days to a week on their own. Severe supply shortages would quickly lead to starvation and anarchy.

From there the usual rules of urban collapse apply. Nogs start looting, city liberals die or flee, suburban and rural conservatives circle the wagons to defend themselves from the rampaging nog/lib horde.

>>130447468
Even thinking about that made a bit of precum trickle out.

>>130448986
>Make sure youve got filters on your intake fans for your pc.

computer filters lol, isn't volcanic ash/dust carcinogenic?

>>130448682
well it can erupt slowly spewing massive amounts of shit into the atmosphere it might not necessarily blow in one go or might be a combination of the two types of eruption.

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>>130441482

question, can't you just bomb a hole down to the magma to let in slowly leak out and relive the pressure, instead of having it explode in your face like a fucking glock?

>>130449141
It's a joke bro.

>>130448767
I didn't realize we have that many non-Whites in the East

>>130449052
F U L L
U
L
L

>>130446841
Also Yellowstone has had many small parasitic eruptions, way more that large one, the most recent was like 40k years ago. We are much more likely to see one of those.

>>130441482
This will be our Pompeii

>>130441482
I'd rather die in a volcanic eruption than get hacked to death by some tiny-headed imp in Brazil and have the video by millions of people on liveleak

>>130447832
>kilometers
>milimeters
ITS NOTHING

>>130449071
It wouldn't lead to anarchy, it'd lead to the government btfoing both the looting nogs and the suburban and rural conservatives to seize all remaining resources

>>130449270
so a bunch of jews are going to come out of it?

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>>130441482
>American Refugees
>Ever

We will shoot at the volcano until it dies

>>130449195
Like a glock
KEK

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>>130449480
/thread

>>130446747
Since global warming is the biggest threat currently, this sounds like a blessing.

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>>130446669
Nigger, all the non-whites are in pic-related
That image would be a white apocalypse

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>>130448877
No worries mate - my ancestors were not vile genetically inclined criminals so I won't qualify for admittance.

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>>130449351
It will cause widespread crop failures for years

fuel and medicine gets confiscated at gunpoint by authorities

Theres gonna be roaming cannibal gangs

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>>130446260
>tfw you live outside all zones
>tfw your backstabbing bitch ex doesn't

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so when's the volcano going off i want happening

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>OH look, its another one of these "We're all going to die!" threads

Sage.

>>130449593
So all your TwinPeakesque towns will be erased from existence? Fuck

>>130446810
You kiss the US's wheat belt goodbye and it's not too bad? Yes, ha-ha, take that America. Then, instead of exporting wheat and corn, we import it. Food costs for everyone just tripled or quadrupled in a month.

>>130449668
Thank you, Juan.

>>130448767
yellow(((stone)))

>>130449195
>le glocks are grenades may may

is it 2007?

>>130449195
I think this only works if the volcano's internal structure is a certain way.

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What the fug will happen to the other volcanoes? will it go tits up? I live near one of them...

Floor is lava literally

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>>130446260
there will be no food

shiet and I live near atlanta. hopefully they all go towards the shore and not my way!

>>130446747

All the non-whites would starve though

>>130441482
Meh not much magma already for a habbiding but you never know. Will be pretty comfy watching the vids from your apocalyptic wastelands. Will be like pottery as well, with all your degeneracy being washed away by based ash.

>>130449405
The government rules from the urban centers. They'd be with the horde, trying to seize resources for their (((constituents))).
The military would be divided between whoever protects their families and puts food on the table, which would inevitably be the conservatives, since they control what agriculture is left.

Eventually though, yes, a new government would arise from the local conservative governments which would BTFO the shitlibs and nogs.

>>130441482
If this destroys the west coast, I'm all for it. Adios retard liberals!

>>130446260
ahhaha fuck you, rest of country

>>130446579
>Peak oil
haha yes wasn't this the global warming before global warming?

>>130450468
Unless the people say "FUCK OFF" and fight back. The US government wouldn't be willing to waste resources and manpower to fight a civil war at that time.

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>>130449195

I'm only worried about Trump's future if this happens.

>>130449195
i saw an article that said the "eruption" may be more like this than the more commonly pictured eruption. something to do with it being a cauldera and not a traditional volcano.

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>>130449861
You do know that the u.s has vast underground storage centers where they send all the surplus corn and wheat as a form of regulating the commodities market. Destroy the belt and we have food for the whole country still for 10+ years. No other country has a system of reserves like we do.faggot

Is this just a LARP?!?!?!!?!?

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>>130450120
Updated version showing other volcanoes

>>130451045
>thinking the jews would even let you near the reserves

>>130446260
Every time you post this it gets bigger you fucking meme shitter.
>no account for rockies, pacific, atlantic, the cold north, and the warm south

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I'm in the ash zone.

>>130448667

Several kilotons of TNT, nuclear material.

>>130446260
Damn, yellowstone looks like THAT?

>>130446260
feels good

>>130447832
>a foot of ash in Chicago
Sweet Jesus bring me those nutrients and I'll become a farmer and till this good land!

>>130441482
We have a super volcano that I think is even bigger then Yellowstone (Lake Taupo)

The last time it went up was about 1700 years ago. The Romans and the Chinese said for about 2 years the evening sky had a red/orange tinge to it and there are even art works that depict it from the era.

>>130448203
Seattle is a port city. Ever heard of the puget sound?

>americans claim refuge in canada
>they all turn gay and die in the snow

hahahahahahaaha

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>>130441482
ITT : WE SUMMON KEK FOR THE HAPPENING WITHIN THE NEXT 5 YEARS

>>130450468
>which would inevitably be the conservatives, since they control what agriculture is left
That's why the government would take it from them.
During the course of that, is the military going to be loyal to their already existing, well organized command structure, or go AWOL to join ragtag posses of farmers waving AR-15s and shotguns telling everyone to get off their lawn, so they can stockpile their food for themselves?

>>130451124
Is anything on /pol/ not a LARP anymore?

>>130447350
>that video
WTF did that happen?

>>130449195

Would you train astronauts or oil drillers for the job?

>>130445342
>>130448669
agree.
lets take S. Africa.
nice climate, great hunting, ports, surfing and windsurfing.
I'll fight for that.

>>130450796
>civil war
It wouldn't be a "put down the resistance, keep everything under control" type of deal, it'd be a "seize the resources by any means necessary" type of deal.
The people saying fuck off wouldn't mean much of anything.

>>130452097
I'm not sure if south Africa will be spared. Too coastal. The bunker being built purposely for Yellowstone is in Liberia, but that's only for geniuses and billionaires. But the area in general must be in a safezone so thats a thought

>>130452018

since it's on earth, the only reasonable way it to train astronauts on the ISS, then bring them down to earth

>>130450120
Its inevitable they'll erupt one day. Yellowstone is terrifying because it's (geographically) overdue super eruption.

>>130448224
>What is the quran

>>130448689
Burgers consume. They don't export anything except guns to Muslims.

>>130441482
>Brazil, Argentina, Austrailia

Ill take my chances living in the super crater.

>Brazil
A fate worse than death.

>>130449861
and the dollar goes to zero

>>130446260
I don't know if y'all retarded but eruption of Yellowstone would but entire world in second ice age.

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>>130449593
>tfw not in the shitskin zone

>>130452013
Yeah it did
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicxulub_crater

>>130452624
its rubbish anyway. australia is already restricted in area of habitable land for food growth, you can bet that would increase ten fold when the earth is in a 1000 year ice age.

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>>130446260
mfw Canada is untouched

>>130452624
>>130452624
Argentina in Hitler's home for me

>initial kill
ASH ASH ASH I WANNA STEP ON THE ASH TONIIIGHT

>>130449195
It would be like trying to drain the air of a balloon by making a small hole in it, the yellowstone is scary because of its sheer size along with the accumulated pressure, the day it blows over, it will be felt around the world

>>130452901
>Australia is already restricted in area of habitable land for food growth
when our area of habitable land for food growth is 5 times the size of Great Britain , kek.

>>130441482
A mass American diaspora into Europe might turn the tide against Muslim immigration worldwide, and the collapse of the U.S. would basically cause total worldwide economic collapse, which would make western birthrates skyrocket.

After 20 years of ethnic cleansing, whites could return to the continental U.S. and repopulate it

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>>130451736
Cuiva nwalca Malinondo; Nai malinavaxea rasselya; taltuva notto-carinnar!

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>>130452636

>>130451045
i think obama sold off a part of that.

>>130453228
Better hope for strong winds, otherwise it will be Siberia 2 - Freeze Harder, also earthquakes

>>130446260
NJ BEST STATE YET AGAIN

AWAKEN YELLOWSTONE AWAKEN

>>130441482
why don;t they just lance it like a boil?

>>130446260
What kind of death pose will /pol/ choose once Yellowstone blows up and they experience the same shit Pompeii's residents did?

Remember hugging male friends or family before you turn into statues may be misinterpreted as you being in a gay relationship by liberals hundreds of years later

>>130453839
The risk of accidentally setting it off while trying.
>>130453843
Roman salute is the only good answer

>>130452336
idea being join up with whites in S. Africa

>>130452723
this is truth.
the living would envy the dead

>>130446260
>barely avoided the raining ash zone
The only time I'm glad to live in fucking Commiefornia.

>>130453469
>A mass American diaspora into Europe might turn the tide against Muslim immigration worldwide
they wouldn't let us in with our guns

>>130441482
>peakoil

Ha no. Oil is the greatest renewable resource we got.

>>130448216
The only problem is anyone within the ash zone and probably further out will die from microscopic obsidian fucking their lungs.
Otherwise this could be a sick as fuck premise for a movie or videogame, like american metro2033 or something.

>>130447832
>tfw in the safe zone

>>130454362
They'd probably be successful in blocking a lot initially as people openly try to bring them, but as we've seen from gunmen of peace, smuggling arms into Europe isn't exactly that hard.

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>>130446260
>Live in Massachusetts
>MFW

I'm safe. I was wondering can the Hot Ash Zone and Raining Ash Zones can still kill?

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>>130447832
>Narrowly miss the pink section
Wew

>>130452723
>>130454196

>this meme again

Either way, sure would be a good thing to be adapted for colder climates...

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>>130446260
>spicland survives
>Whiteland btfo
Time to annex canada

>>130454851
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volcanic_ash

>>130448667
Fuck off Jeetfrab.

>>130455027
everyone dies m8

>>130449830
Oh look it's another normie who doesn't even know how to green text, posting facebook memes and complaining about happenings.

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>>130441482
You are welcome here Burger friends.
But... what the fuck?
Is this real?

Never heard of this agreement.
If it's true it's shady as fuck.
These things are supposed to be public.
Should've appeared on the news.

Our President is a globalist shill, so this makes me worried it's one of (((their))) schemes.

>>130453388

that's why we should bomb it while there's still time

>>130441482
No no NO NO NO. FUCK, OFF WE'RE FULL!

(you can come if you promise to leave your niggers behind or send them all to Argentina)

>>130441482
The fuck do I care what happens in your shitty country.

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>>130455027
wtf why does its tongue look like it has teeth

No way to release the pressure at all? That is, without it erupting.

Just so the non burgers know, the majority of refugees from here would be spics and niggers, whites will probably stay

>>130456022
Cause they're fucking assholes

calm the fuck down, nothing is going to blow up. This volcano is basicly dead. No need to shit you pants. When i learned one thing from this planet, than there are no happenings bigger than my shitty daily llive.

but hey, i still can say something like, if this post get doubles world will end this year.

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>>130445584
Air currents blow to the east and southeast from there, which is pretty much where 75% of our food is grown.
An eruption in Yellowstone will pretty much rape the worlds food economy.

Come to brazil. please.

>>130456570
I mean would everything completely crash?

>>130441482
What good are american dollars if this shit starts?

>>130456320
Fuck... now I *know* it's one of ((their)) schemes

>>130456673
All economies would crash. This is an extinction level event.

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>>130446260
>tfw you're already safe in Brazil

Its actually gonna erupt soon like really soon. The mini earthquakes are pushing the magma up and up. Its like shaking a coke bottle, it dosen't take big earth quakes these mini earth quakes are doing the most damage.

Another series of Mini earthquakes and it will fucking happen.

>>130456320
fuck off niggers we are full

>>130446260

california needs a bit more of that red zone within its borders.

the LA area, and San Francisco, particularly.

>>130447141
Will Germany take me in as a refugee if my home is destroyed?

>>130446260
Whew, at least all the muslims in Michiganistan will be safe!

>>130448006
To distract from the fact that the "Muh Russia" narrative has collapsed and pull people in from talking about possible DNC connections to the baseball shooter. At least it's more creative than "Drumpf BTFO."

>>130441482
The government plans for all types of unlikely shit because they are still fairly possible. They probably have a contingency for an alien attack even if they believe it's not possible.

>>130456558
eh, unless it's already winter. 90% of the winter produce is grown on the region where arizona, california, and mexico meet on the US side. With energies redirected, that area could also keep the USA fed, though without as much luxury and higher prices, for as long as need be. Imports from other countries would increase.
After the ash has all settled and things can be grown again, the region effected will probably produce even more for a few years due to the nutrient rich ash.

>>130441482
>ammigrants

>>130457317
IRC the yellow stone toxic ash will reach as far as Washington DC. The thing that will kill the most is the brutal winters and cold weather that will come for years though. The survivors will live to rich farmland though.

>>130441482
>pakistani publication.

lol

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>>130456763
useless, completely.
>send me all yours now, so you are free of such concerns

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>>130453228

>>130448457
too bad your government already agreed

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>>130446260
>mfw right on the border of the kill zone north of yellowstone
lol the valley south of me will funnel pyroclastic ash right to me

>>130448743
niggers to South africa, spics to argentina, whites and Asians to austrailia, and a combination of niggers spics Arabs and others to brazil

why no chile?
watching gringos crying by PTSD after a earthquake would be nice thought

>>130458343
People will still die out of that zone from the toxic ash you know?

Things to look for after Yellowstone blows it's shit.

Democrats blaming Trump.
Niggers looting shit they can't use.
Bitcoin reaches 20,000.
Al Gore blames Global Warming and calls for a new Caldera Tax.
Nestle claims rights to all (remaining) North American fresh water rights.
Amazon halts next day deliveries. Jeff Bezos makes the announcement from Mars.
Apple announces a new Ash Proof iPhone 9.
The NY Times demands an investigation of Russian hacking of US National Parks.

>>130446260
It looks like I'd be safe. May get some ash. My body is ready.

>>130441482
>peakoil

>>130458398
So Australia will be getting only Asians?

>>130441482
What percentage of people in the eastern us will likely die?

asking for a friend

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>>130447146
look its a faggot trying to divide white people with gold digging whores

why am i not surprised that this abject faggotry is permitted to exist on this board

>>130441482
>'has the potential to erupt'
I bet it had the potential and thousand years ago too.

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>>130448203

>World War 2 was Hitler's fault

This meme is dead and so is your seed.

>>130459352
believe there is like a 10% chance it will occur at any time within 10,000 years.

never know

>>130441482
>tfw you'll never see a fascist USA or an American Reich so you just pray for chaos and destruction
I'm so blackpilled at this point that I believe a super volcano exploding is really the only solution to the degeneracy problem. Blow your load, Mr Super Volcano.

>>130459184
No FoodProduction on East Coast. No Planes will be able to send supplies.

Maybe if you can surive the food riots and lawless society.

>>130459352
Just like the "megaquake" that was "absolutely for sure" going to hit California 40 years ago destroying the entirety of the southern portion of the state.

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"...During the war the big darkness comes, which lasts 72 hours." "It will become dark at a day during the war. Then a hail impact, consting of lightning and thunder, breaks out and an earthquake vibrates the earth. Please do not go out of the house at that time. The lights do not burn, except candle light, the current stops. Who inhales the dust, gets a cramp and dies. Do not open the windows, cover it completely with black paper. All open-standing water become poisonous and also all open-standing meals, which are not in locked doses. Also no meals in glasses, because they would not cover it up completely. Outside the death by dust goes around, many humans die. After 72 hours everything is over. But again: Do not go out of the house, do not look out of the windows, and keep the candle light burning. And pray. Overnight there will die more humans than in the two world wars before."

>>130447949
>american whites scatter to all the western nations
>bring guns and right wing ideals with them
>mudslimes try and start crap
>americans get mad and reunite the anglosphere, unite eastern europeans and russians, unite central europeans into superpowers
>destroy all the niggers and faggots and kikes
>take over galaxy
>explore new worlds
>human race can start the imperium of man

yellowstone eruption when?

>>130445420
>erupted 2.1 million years ago
>erupted 1.3 million years ago
>erupted 630,000 years ago
due for another eruption desu

>>130447762
> American niggers are too white for sth Africa

>>130441482

Send me to the land of big titted blondes and bantz pls

>get sent to a black country like brazil or argentina

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>130448216
We're gonna build a Ghostfence around Yellowstone, and we're gonna make the Dunmer pay for it!!

>>130460244
>gets to australia
>realizes australia is a cucked liberal stronghold filled with asians and mudshits
>realize the minority of right wing australians hate him because they hate anyone who isnt australian

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>>130460498

just fuck my shit up

>>130445198
FPBP

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>>130460244
I can't tell if you Americans are trolling or not anymore

Mad Max was a future documentary

>>130445278
>>>130441482 (OP)
>>Bought to you by your friendly frackers. Oh and melting Glaciers

Prove it or be silent.

>>130460691
>latin americans are white
>white and arab are the same category???????
nice (((graph))) desu

>>130448669
>american Vikings riding aircraft carriers, wearing cowboy hats, raping australian women and raiding their villages for...idk star opals?
Im fully erect

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>>130460982
>I can't read the footnotes
Poor blind flightless kiwi

>>130449195
Glock Armored here. Glocks going Kaboom are from operator error. FYI.

>>130452672

but the countries that accept americans get an automatic militia, influx of skilled workers, and higher standard of living

>>130461167
>latin americans are white
nice (((graph))) desu

>>130449584
Yes an abundant geo thermal energy source, harness this and you will be king.

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>tfw you will soon be living in a dystopian fiction novel
I am so fucking ready.

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>>130452610
Better than importing the Muslims themselves

>>130445278
>friendly frackers did this
>melting glaciers did this
hydraulic fracturing is a really shitty thing to do to the environment but unless you've got some way of connecting that to yellowstone just shut the fuck up

>>130441482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSr2Aj3RtaA
>Mfw I live in the raining ash zone

>>130447468
Nothing of value would be lost.

>>130460691

chill brotha I meant no offense, I'd just rather be around other western, white people

>>130459762
unironically this

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>>130454548
>>130460327

Cephalopod helms on, bros. We can handle some ash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2ml4aUUdBc

>>130445198

1.) Niggers to Brazil (like it matters).

2.) Spics to Argentina (like it matters).

3.) Kikes to Israel.

4.) Whites to Australia.

MAKE AUSTRALIA 99% WHITE AGAIN

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>>130458156
Australian QTs here we come!

>>130462080
Do you have any yams that can grow in ash?

>>130462239
cassava

>>130451149
There are more than a few volcanoes you're missing in the PNW. Were Yellowstone to blow it'd likely trigger those as well and you'd just have a giant clusterfuck all around the pacific.

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>Dead Star
What did they mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL-Bm31SWek

>>130452610
The U.S. exports $133 billion in agricultural products every year. The primary agricultural States are in the kill and primary ash zone. So in addition to the massive drop in temperature causing shortened growing seasons pretty much 80% to 90% of the U.S. agricultural land would be rendered useless for decades. More importantly, the bulk of the U.S. population would survive and would have no way to grow crops on the mainland. The U.S. military would be largely intact. Just imagine. A population of 300 million with no way to feed itself, the most powerful military in history which includes a massive nuclear arsenal. So with a starving population and a massive military at its disposal, the only choice for the U.S. government would be to invade and occupy the only fertile continent not occupied by a major power, occupy it, and begin producing crops and livestock. Basically a Yellowstone explosion would inevitably lead to a U.S. colonization of the most fertile parts of Africa.

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>>130461920
"Let me tell you which countries are White".
t. 56%

>>130454851
i think it'll be the global cooling that will kill most

>>130448203
>implying it was the germans that destroyed byzantium.
honestly kys ignorant retard.

>>130441482
Will the bang damage my hearing?
I'll feel bad for the pacific north west and all, but will southern California suffer hearing damage?
I don't need that shit.

>>130456570
well the dollar would prob go to zero.

>>130464247

roll

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>tfw become a refugee but europe won't take me because they're busy taking niggers and dunecoons instead

>>130441482
Why can't we just punch holes to the magma chambers and relieve the pressure? Surely we can drill down far enough?

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hot ash zone- is it about rule 34 pokemon?

>>130448150
The plus side is that the U.S. will stop exporting food to Africa.
So we've got that going for us.

Another thing worth noting. Volcanic ash is fucking horrible for cars. That shit gets in filters and intakes and it just doesn't come out; the eruption of Mt St Helens played merry hell on transportation. Also, aquatic life doesn't do well once the water gets ashed.

If you want to do research on this, just look at the aftermath of St Helens.

t. SW Washington native who remembers May 18, 1980

>>130464067
That'd be one way the resource wars could kick off

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>>130441482
This story is bullshit. I don't buy it. The source is Michio Kaku who will say damn near anything if you give him enough rice. What you should be concerned about is WHY "science" "news" is being pushed this load of garbage. None of this happens without payment TO and FROM a PR firm.

>>130457287
> safe
> Brazil

>>130447864
Yeah, lounges. It's bad if it gets in your lungs to.

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>>130447668
mfw i finally get a cute SA waifu thanks to yellowstone. WTF I love the apocalypse now.

>>130449861
Public pressure would be to invade and take control of countries with viable cropland. This wouldn't be a U.S. concerned with public relations. This would be a U.S. fighting to survive with a government willing to do just about anything to avoid a rebellion. All the Social Justice crap would be out the window as a starving and desperate population would be willing to do anything to survive. The most viable candidate with no military to speak of would be southern Africa.

>>130460691
>not realizing South Americans and the west have different standards of what it is to be white
You're not white, Paco.

>>130457308
>The mini earthquakes are pushing the magma up and up
the earthquakes don't push the magma up, the magma causes earthquakes as it pushes toward the surface.

>>130441482
So if Yellowstone erupts Argentina will finally be white?

>>130464247

here we go!

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>>130465599
kek approves

>>130452097
>>130448669
>>130445342
Holy shit. We might actually be able to do something.
>yfw we become the Germanics returning to collapsing Rome (Europe)
>>130446260
Damn, not in the zone where I can LARP STALKER

>>130459762
i like you

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>>130441482
It's Wyoming; settle down
t. Cheyenne scion

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>>130465684
Nope, we are part of the West and our standards are the same as the USA, we are not fucking Mexicans

500 thousand people at Independence
7.5 million European immigrants
Let me know how can that result in anything but a White-majority country. There was nothing for the European immigrants to mix with except each other. Even Hitler had an Argentine Minister of Agriculture.

You are just ignorant promoting divide and conquer bullshit

>>130465599
This is IT LADS!
WE WILL RECLAIM SOUTH AFRICA
WE WILL SURVIVE
WE WILL PROSPER

TO VICTORY
FOR GOD AND COUNTRY

>>130441482
Christ Almighty. Obama giving away our Nation's treasure for something that will never happen (we're not sending our citizens to other countries).

This is what happens when you elect a President who grew up in 3rd World shitholes he thinks our citizens will be relocated too. Never going to happen.

>>130441482
>praag a pakistani publication

hahahahahahahahaha. Yeah m8!
sage

>>130452097
>South Africa

Listen to the latest episode of the War Room on TRS, some 3spooky5me shit mang

>>130441482
>America becomes a waste land
>spics all go to Latin America
>libshits all go to Europe
>right wing flees to Asia
I need to see this timeline

>>130441482
Wife and I are visiting in August.

Wish us luck anons.

>>130441482
fucking dibs on Australia. see ya soon cunts.

>>130446260
Wouldn't be better to be in the kill zone? If that layout is accurate there goes on the food.

>>130464067
>Basically a Yellowstone explosion would inevitably lead to a U.S. colonization of the most fertile parts of Africa.
i'm in. lets take S. Africa.

>>130449677
Short term. U.S. military secures viable cropland in Africa. Probably moves a significant portion of the population from affected areas there "temporarily." It would be that or see the government collapse. Politicians will do whatever it takes to stay in power, and if that means using the U.S. military to secure viable agricultural land, they'll do it.

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>>130441482
>tfw hundred of thousands of african americans will probably be living in Australia

>>130445693
Say that to my face, not behind that flag and see what happens

>>130465599
How naive. The 1% can afford to relocate anywhere with no problem. Why reduce to conventional warfare for such a mundane task? It's possible the military/intel orgs would go rogue, but just as likely they have contingencies to reallocate that control to wherever they move to next. Even if they don't have plans, I think at least part of those resources would be reappropriated on the fly. Look at how all those German scientists went to USA and Russia after WW2.

>>130453736
Only time I'll ever be glad about being here