Which would you choose?

I prefer a real gf

>>130439275
Alt right gf
Gib feminine benis :DD

>>130439275
i want an alt right GF

None. Go marry a robot instead. Or kill myself, either's good.

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>>130439275
Got any more charts like that?

>>130439275

>Libertarian GF
>Get exactly what I want as long as I pay the fee
>Not obligated to pretend to pay attention to her otherwise
>She can't complain about trivial shit since the reltionship is purely economic

Seems reasonable enough, at least compared to the rest.

>>130439275
alt-right gf!

>>130440210
You're describing a prostitute

>>130440210
>the reltionship is purely economic
That's not a friend, broski. That's a hooker.

>>130439275
Alt right

>>130441047
>>130441191
That's every relationship ever dumbasses.
All relationships are prostitution.
The difference in the libertarian GF is that she isn't fucking other people, she uses you as an economic strength and she agrees to be yours because of this.

That's relationships 101.

>>130439865
Can you jews stop trying to get us to mix with disgusting Asians please?

>>130441529
>she isn't fucking other people
Why wouldn't she? They're paying by the act the same as you.

>>130441047
All women are prostitutes but some are worth enough to become personal prostitutes.

>>130439275
>feminine penis

I'd rather pay in bitcoin.

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>>130441620

because STDs violate the NAP

also b/c she signed a contract when entering into the relationship, where do you think the prices came from?

>>130441618
No.

>>130439865
Want Finnish gf, have tranny gf (But actual woman).

>>130441618
That was the only gf chart I had..
>>130441990
>tfw no Finnish gf to contemplate the fragility of existence with

gommie gf. Can dick the socialism right out of her

>>130441951
dumb frogposter

>>130441951
And what are you gonna do when she cucks you anyway? Shoot her?

>>130439275
>$100 for a blowie
>$200 for sex
>$400 for anal
lol no

>>130439275
The mustache is pretty funny.

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>>130439865

>>130441620
see
>>130441951
As you're well aware us Libertarian's value our word very much.
I state my intent and I mean it, as does my current girlfriend.
I pay the bills, she cleans, takes care of the baby.
It was an agreement between two consenting adults.
All chores during off duty hours are to be split as in if she is cooking or cleaning something during the evening. I watch the baby or vice versa. This is because we do love each other and I want her to be happy.

If she were to cheat on me it would violate the NAP and I would kill her, our child, and myself soon after.
We have already discussed that if we were to fall out of love or feel like it is faltering. We would openly discuss it and work towards fixing it with maximum effort first.
No cheating, no drama.

I often have to make compromises because she is a woman and weak.
It's just the way works, it doesn't matter if you fuck a woman, tranny, or fem boy. The effeminate person is always more needy.
If you don't like it than join the MGTOW faggots.
I love my girl, so I suck it up and spend the extra effort on her.

>>130441990
fag

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>>130439275
>>130439275
MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY!

>>130442566
>kill her, our child, and myself
Lol, what a cuck.

>>130439865
lol no one makes mämmi by themselves and its seasonal food

>>130441047
>>130441191
>>130441620
In the famous words of James Taylor
"A prostitute's like any other woman
They all trade something for sex
And they do it well."

>>130442736
>lets black men fuck his wife
>lets his wife cheat on him
>lets his country submit to africans
>i'm the cuck
0/10 not even mad, I don't have to worry about my woman fucking another man. That's about as far from cuck as you can get.

>>130441965
Get out of here racemixer.

>>130442698
>there are people who would ever choose nuggies over tendies

>>130439275
Libertarian gf
At least she has a brain

Bottom left cos bottom and top right don't fucking exist.

>>130439275
I've got bottom right. Not bad. We agree on a ton of shit, she lets me do my thing most of the time, and even is more extreme about shit like trans people and muslims than I am. Only thing we disagree on is she is still convinced feminism is a good thing and all men are pushing us toward Handmaids Tale. Though she totally bashes tumblrinas and makes fun of body positive shit, so it's not all bad there even.

>>130443326
>>I don't have to worry about my woman fucking another man.
>Baby please, please tell me when you're bored of me
>Please
>You're literally only with me because I pay you for it, but make sure to break it up with your cash cow
>If you don't, I'ma cry and kill myself
There's literally zero reason not to whore with someone else on the side. Their money doesn't stink any more than yours.

>>130439275
Women really only have one political leaning, and that's securing protection and resources from everyone else (which means men).

Women in a relationship want to lock down resources from their partner with the state as a fallback. Single women want to either have a career handed to them or have the state pay for them.

Remember men pay all the taxes, women are a net negative taxpayer group.

>>130443861
And this is why you're a country of pussies who always get the shit end of everything.
You've lost your man hood entirely.

I let my woman know what I want and that it will be this way or we won't be together.
You're implying that if we fall out of love I won't move on also.

All I said is if she cheats on me, I'll fucking kill her.
That's not hard to understand, it's not unreasonable either.

She can leave when she wants to, because that was part of the contact.
She can't violate the contact without punishment though.

Very basis of libertinism.

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>>130439275
>/pol/ wanting a gf
Getting the girlfriend is what you fucks should aim for.

>>130444564
>She can't violate the contact without punishment though.
Sure she can, she just has to not get caught. Good luck motivating your whore not to take a little risk for double profits, cuck john.

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someone say gf thread?
i got dis

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>>130444927

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>>130439275
> muh amoral libertarians
Making things illegal doesn't make them disappear. Also, without enforced acceptance, many kinds of degenerates will go back to their closets because of open public disapproval.

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>>130444989

>>130444927
You got more? These have potential but the ones I've seen aren't that good

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>>130445054

>>130439384
This.

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>>130445054
This guys gets it

>>130439275
is this even a question

obviously the qt trap alt right gf

>>130444718
>>/reddit/

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>>130442698
Truly a patrician anon

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>>130445064
yeah i have a few
i usually make em for anime fascists on twitter

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>>130445121

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>>130439865

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>>130445054
kek, but also cri

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>>130445249

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>>130445286

>>130442563
>marry a qt who is so pure she's never even held another man's hand

Why must you taunt me with such fantastic and impossible dreams?

>>130439275
Authoritarian Communist GF since I'm an Authoritarian Communist

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>>130445395
fun fact
not a single woman in the entire stalker seriers

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>>130445479

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>>130445543
template if anyone wants to make some new ones

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>>130439275

>>130445479
the exact same amount of female hobos. who'da thunk

>>130445339
ROFLMAO

So it's not only here in Brazil that Wendy's serves frozen burgers.

>>130443504
>there are people who choose tendies over nuggies

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>130445730
only a handful of ones actually use fresh in north america

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>>130442698

We have a winner.

>>130439865
>>130439275
gross

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>>130445543
Don't overdo it, Christmas tree.

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>>130445810
Orly?

>>130439275
>All bad
>No redeeming qualities at all

Unironically none.

>>130444999
Never seen a russie advocate right-wing economics.

How would you characterize the domestic economic policy of Russia?

>>130439275

Ignorant wog.

Sex was mandatory under communist.

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>>130445890
>14
>loli
hmmm

>>130439275
Feminine penis FTW!

>>130445912
Maybe if they're baptist or mormon.

capitalism without guilt!

>>130445912
Mmmm...

Sorry anon, but i like them kind, not brainwashed.

>>130446030
saved

>>130445678
I came.

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>>130446068
aren't Baptists uber good goys or have i been drinking to much /pol/

>>130445977
not with you
with blacks

>>130445912
rare

>>130445249
thats not how balalaika sounds you dumbass

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>>130446141
im not a theist of anykind either but
reddit is that way dont let the door hit the fedora on your way out

>>130445600
Thank you

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>>130439275
>Alt Right GF

>>130439275
Whats up with all these degenerates trying to tell us that trannys are people?

Are we still being raided?

>>130439275
Finnish GF is my IRL gf exactly

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>>130446496

>>130446255
baptists can't even hold hands or play cards
and morminism is so stifling and they marry really young

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>>130446588

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>>130446496
>preferring the vaginal jew

>>130445805
jesus how can you not love a girl like this?

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>>130446594
hmm i was hearing something about southern baptists going i love israel to the max and disavoeing the right

>>130444927
I like her

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> gf

You fags are so bluepilled. Here's how to exist in today's world...

Stay single. Realize women are still children in adult bodies. Meet your needs in non-traditional ways.

Financial support:
- Keep all your money for yourself
- Buy the car you've always wanted
- Build the ultimate bachelor pad / loft / condo / house
- Women see all your toys (they have child-brains remember) and get wet with greed

Now that you have a steady stream of bitches splooshing at your circumstance you can use them as needed based on how attractive they are. See below.

Emotional support
- Unattractive women: friendzone them and dump all your baggage on them
- Keep yourself in shape with the extra free time, kills most all forms of depression
- Get a pet, preferably a big dog that makes bitches fall in love when they see it
- Get all the alone time you want thanks to no relationship obligations
- Spend all you free time on shit you like, video games, etc.

Sexual support
- Fleshlight
- Attractive women: if you absolutely need a body attached to the hole you're fucking, then use the degenerate whores we call women today. Just make sure to wrap it and kick them to the curb / ghost them after a week or two.

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>>130445282

>>130445805
>prenup
kek. Ancaps are chinks confirmed. Marriage is just a business contract.

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>>130445678

Thanks!

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shit thread

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>>130439275
can't refute this one senpai.

>>130446788
Just go to the south you edgelord

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>>130446788
here senpai a gf perfect for you
cause you sound like a fucking joke

>>130446788
>virgin fantasies part deux

>>130447077
based finn i didnt know more of these existed

Which one will be personal cock slave

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>>130447176

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last one

>>130445953
Shit.
Peaceful takeover by the chinks, rampant corruption, probably not a single official that doesn't deserve to be in jail, thievery on every lever of the government's hierarchy, total disrespect for the environment, etc. I don't think we'll ever do well with a medium to big gov't, it always turns out to be corrupt shit.
Though I'm still not sure what would do less harm: minarchism, Anarcho-Syndicalism or AnCap.

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>>130447192
say no more

>>130446980
Fuck my previous statement.. this is the perfect one!

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>>130439384
>preferring 3D over the superior 2D
Get out.

>>130445678
I want this

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>>130446944
Please stop reminding me that I will never meet a qt like this

>>130447250
Never let it be said Norfolk island didn't make helpful contributions to mankind

Pro tip: Just get a gf who isnt into politics and doesnt care.

>>130447250
n-norfolk island chan..

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>>130446941
>>130447025
>>130447077
>>130447222
thansk finland i didn't know there was more than the first two
warm girl still a best tho

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>>130446788
Solid advice.
I almost got jewed into marriage anon. Dated a girl for two years sex was rad. Proposed and fast forward two months and beejers officially stopped. Sex only once a week; expectations to take her out every Friday bc "she doesn't cook that day anymore after a long week (working from home)."
Called that shit off now living the sweet life.

>>130442698
This place is just as cringe as reddit

>>130447077
It's not possible to decide.

>>130445678
Be still my beating heart...

>>130447779
leddit is normalfags LARPing as autistic. 4chan is actual autists and we're goddamn proud of it.

>>130447176
I don't know who the artist is but yeah I too thought this >>130447025 was a one-off before I saw more of them
>>130447639
good taste

>>130447233
You mention thievery; I've heard tacitly endorsed corruption is a mechanism by which the autocrats control the government employees and bureaucrats in Russia.

That is to say: the executives set wages too low for specific low-level positions, such as policeman or petty bureaucrat, and look the other way in the case of high-level corruption, all so that they can have leverage against all the movers and shakers. I.E. they can charge them with "corruption" if they ever disobey.

>>130446788
>Financial support:
>- Keep all your money for yourself

Dude being a kike is the best part of life.

Seriously try playing on merchant mode.

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>>130446255
> he unironically believes Russian women like that exist
It would be very funny, if it wasn't so sad.

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anyways i am out template is above for ideal gf
best gf coming through
see yall in the next gf thread

>>130448092
Yeah, I know how that works. A new sentenced scapegoat every year or two.

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>>130447639
you too
have one more comfy lookin anime

>>130448513
how bad is the Chink Question?

>>130448271
Was waiting for this one
Thanks kouhai

>human gf
>Libertarian right
Umm no sorry sweety but I'll take my genetically altertered mc snek girl programmed to love me forever

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>>130448546
for
>>130448072
my sleeping pills are starting to kick in

>>130446718
>tfw mine actually did die

>>130439275
>progressives are libertarian
All of them are communists and have a convert or die attitude regarding their irrational beliefs.
>women in general anywhere close to libertarian

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>>130448965
poor anon

>>130439865
>finnish gf
>only one that will make me määmi

Pretty clear cut choice, desu.

>>130439275
Whichever has the biggest tits.

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4got 1

>>130445413
>tfw never held the hand or kissed a man
>but not a virgin because of rape

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>>130439275
alt right gf a cute! Cute!

>>130449319
Is that yours? cause I wanna know what text you used so I can make matching.

>>130448618
Well.
Putin allowed them to buy a piece of land near Baikal to build a factory there. One of the clearest lakes in the world, and they're going to build a fucking factory there. They're also going to drive away local villagers whose only source of income is selling fish. Putin's excuse is "muh nu jobs", yeah, of course, tribalistic chinks will let the Russians work there, sure.
I really can't cover it all, I've only recently started paying attention to it, but those who did research say it's much more serious than it seems.

>>130448965
what a loser, lol

>>130445282
kek

>>130449636
>a Caesar-like dictatorial strongman is the answer to white genocide
I guess the nazis where only larpers after all. '
Ethnic-supremacist, evironmentalist, traditionalist, democractic-socialism WHEN!?!

>>130449620
just plain arial 12

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>>130439275
prog gf cuz I'm tyrone kek

>>130445912
>horse girls
not even once

>>130444989
>no no step on snek
anon...

This thread is basically /r9k/ annexing a part of /pol/

How do you do this shot on mobile?

>>130441618
This

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>>130446718

Mine's died before I was even born

>>130448965

You poor boy

F

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>>130441990

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>>130449327
wut

>>130439275
if anyone didn't pick Alt Right GF ura fagfag

>>130445395
>Tfw no slavic stalker gf
Why even live?

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Kys.

>>130439275
Alt right gf + artificial womb= happy goy

>>130450582
>got raped
>didn't even kiss me or hold my hand
>guys who want pure girls don't want me because not a virgin
>guys who want non-virgins don't want me because not a whore

>>130445543
too old

>>130449223
Yeah honestly the finn seems like the best choice here. I don't have much of a sex drive so I'd prefer not having sex all the time.

>>130447639
there is another one that compares a girl that wears a kimono and a girl that doesnt but promises that she will wear it next year.

>>130445678
If only...

>>130450800
I think it's more like guys in general would be wary of a girl who got raped because you're probably more crazy than the average chick

>>130445912
Then she goes to community college and wants to "experiment" and ends up losing her virginity to Chad and Tyrone tag teaming her and breaking up with you

>>130439275
am libertarian nationalist white female seeking fashy white racist male with guns for immediate reproduction pls thx

>no bog gf

>>130450719
Top fucking tier right there, too bad it can't never be, not even in a fucking parallel universe

>>130451275
>a kimono
you probably mean a yukata

>>130449973
Putin is an imperialist you idiot, not an ethnic-supremacist. The Eurasian Union is the USSR 2.0.

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>>130445054
>eternal darkness
bitch got great taste

>>130451628
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>130452015
that's what I'm saying

I already have a perfectly functional right hand

>>130452090
Perhaps the only reason Putin is good for Russians is because he knows it is in the interests of his dictatorship to keep ethnic Russians a majority in Russia, because diversity would undermine his ability to keep the rest of the Eurasian Union under his thumb as civil unrest would result- as he knows well from Chechnya.

Trump is probably more of an ethnic nationalist than Putin because Trump outright wants beaners to go and stay go, if only because in the long term beaners will vote against Republicans.

>>130451849
Not in a billion parallel bizarro universes.

>>130452428
You do not understand Russian inner politics and will never understand.

>>130452428
>reason Putin is good for Russians
>>>/x/

>>130445678
If there was actually a girl like that I sure as shit would

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Not posting best GF!°

>>130452726
can you call oligarchical dictatorship "politics", though?

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actual quotes from new gf. Has to be something wrong with her.

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>>130439275
to fucking bury all 4 alive and jack off in peace.

>>130446625
>what are the fourteen words
oh wait you're a sp*niard nevermind

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>>130445395
>tfw you'd rather live in the zone than in modern society

I'd probably die quickly but some small part of me would be happy.

>>130451378
smooth

>>130445054
>my favorite color is white
>which way is your dick
>eternal darkness
Top kek

>>130442698
To be honest, if I'd have such gf, I'd do everything possible to escape NEETdom to make her happy.

Because I'd feel like shit for not doing otherwise to the person who is so sweet on me.

Seriously, it's like getting the elite luxury house and shit in middle of it.

Good woman might be the best stimulus to change yourself and move your lazy ass.
Even moreso then your health, because many people, including myself, have the psychology trait of "it's ok while it doesn't hurt" or "I can tolerate this a little bit".

Same with procrastination.

Shame it's a rarity now.

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>>130439275

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>>130439275
>>130439275
wow so many great options to pick from, how will I ever decide?

>>130452726
>>130452800
>mention putin
>russians everywhere

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>>130451534
>not posting the best chart

>>130453159
That's reality. The naive Christian girl will always become a slut.

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>>130445912

>>130439275
>cute fenenine penis
Whoever pushes this shit should be crucified with his dick.

>>130441529

"I'm too autistic to understand values beyond economic and material ones, so they must literally not exist" - every libertarian ever

>>130439275
the one with the penis
>inb4 they all have a penis

>>130453375
Well, duh.

>>130453294
>looks
commiefu
>fashion
SJW
>demeanor
helicopter qt
>trash
heroin addict

>>130452498
post milk glands

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>>130445433
literally die

>>130442563

desu the "conservative" one should be talking about how she fucked 3 guys but it's okay because her church says she's a born again virgin now that she's dedicated to jesus

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>>130442698
Why not a mummy gf?

>>130447290

>Going into labor
>17 kids pop out of her vagina

>condom slips out
>try to take it
>take out 30 condoms of different color, all tied up into rope.

>Fist her
>Pull the hand out
>There is a bunny in the hand

>Having blowjob
>She reaches for the balls
>Starts juggling them

AND DON'T GIVE HER DICK FOR HANDJOB! EVER!

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>>130453585

Theres a super rare atlright tranny that looks decent but she's one of a kind.


https://twitter.com/idolmariya

Cool

>>130445479
>I vaporized your ex girlfriend

NICE.

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>>130453270
>>130453270
It is a shame that women are such whores today and can't live a life filled with morals.

I really wish they weren't all that way, so stuck up, shallow, fickle and complete bores.

Oh well, c'est la vie.

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>>130453294
>posting this same faggot garbage daily unironically made by a fucking sandnigger whore artist

>>130445479
Well, there are, in mods, but since it's written either by zhlobs or, more likely, teenage idiots, plot becomes cringe at this moment.

Hell, there was fic about female controller working with Marsh Doctor.

>>130439384
The world is out of those. Or your chances just tend to 0. Either way , If you are willing to bet on your luck , then be my guest. I am also in the same boat.

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are they the perfect gfs anons?

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>>130442563
obviously the egoist gf is superior, all others are spooks

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>>130442698
mummy gf is best gf

>>130453686
Comrade fu is best.
She is military and not ax-crazy on meth like helicopter fu.

Also, she let's you control the means of reproduction, so why not.

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>>130439275
I want his gf

>>130453686


I like sjw girl's hipster-indie style(and penis OwO).

>>130452428
I will tell it as a russian.

The only good thing about Putin is that he is not Yeltsin.
His success in Russia is because of opposition being literally Yeltsin tier.

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>>130454066
>""""she""""

wot...

>>130450719
Do these exist

>>130454637

this has a lot of truth to it, ex-fatty girls are forced to develop personality and strength of character growing up because a lot of bullshit that other women get away with is not tolerated in them

unfortunately there's a high chance they will revert to fatty status

>>130445054
fukken lol

>>130445912
>horse girls
nope

>>130441965
Understandable, have a nice day

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>>130445205

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>>130455006
die

>>130439275
Why does Communist gf have a Hitler stache?

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>>130446980
Her boobs make the honky horn sound when you squeeze them.

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>>130455490
'cuz commies are stupid

>>130455006
Just cut your cock off and enjoy life, fag

>>130439275
None of them, I want a wife the bible doesn't say girlfriends exist

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>>130455006
That's too real anon...

>>130439275
Women dont have penises...

>>130445912
>rides horses
This gets rid of the girls virginity a woman shouldn't ride a horse until she's married

>>130455960
some female (male) do

>>130441191
Well marriage is just paying monthly and getting shit.

>>130455960
summer has come early

>>130442566

look, im a spic
and you're pretty fucking crazy, my retarded friend

>>130445805
Best Waifu Ever.

>>130455526
friendly reminder this clown is actually a latina

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>>130456313
I know it sounds funny but I'd still fuck her

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>>130439275
made the purple square more accurate

>>130456023
Doesnt matter how many pills you will swallow, how many dicks you'll suck or how many surgeries you'll have. Women don't have penises, men do. Sure you can sew on some skin abomination but it won't make it a real functional penis.
>>130456163
Did I trigger you, cuckboi?

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>>130456542
no shit
im just memeing

>>130445805
Perfection.

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>>130456010

Do these weird side saddles keep their hymen in tact?

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>>130446980
kekosaurus rex

have one of my clown faps as a reward

>>130441529
You're single so what do you know about relationships? Or you're from the US, then I get it.

>>130446718
Do Bipolar.

Do Gamer.

Do "Gamergurl"

>>130456611
With your flag, never know...

>>130444952
Top tiene gf tbf lads

>>130444989
A FUCKING pine tree?

>>130439865

The white girl one is totally true until age 30. Then its too late for them.

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>>130445678

>Have your 23andMe results come in yet?

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>>130456482

I mean who wouldn't fuck rainbow bite?

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>>130446980
>tfw no clown gf

>>130439275
Libertarian gf with a legal contract that specifies she can't fuck around, she must feel genuine love and she can't leave me as long as the terms in said contract are met.

>>130445543
>norfolk island
no suprises there

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>>130445543
>loli gf
>14th birthday
>period
that's outside the strike zone

>>130452947
>New gf
She's only acting like that to impress you, she'll resort to normal eventually. When she tries to do it immediately correct her unless you want to lose the good thing you have going

>>130439275
nazism is center


You need at least 9 girls

I've seen Norfolk Island Anon in several different threads postings gfs.
Truly a hero we don't deserve.

>>130447970
speak for yourself, sperg

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>>130456925
makes you wonder doesn't it?

>>130456955
>>130456756
sexy the clown is sexy

>>130452947
>gf
>g
anon, I've got something to tell you...

>>130456690
no saddle can stop women from submitting to BHC(big horse cock)

>>130455155
no

>>130456690
Side saddle is better, I wouldn't know for sure but a woman should only ride side saddle

>>130457814
10/10

>>130450800
tits

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>>130439275
The Progressive GF is BLACKED.COM,
Either a Slut with Gaped Loose Pussy or an Obese Feminist with hundreds of genders.

Most Alt-Right "Girls" are Trap with a feminine penis (Gay?)
Real Girls in Alt-Right are rare, but They do exist (Awooooo). Best option if She has XX Chromossomes.


Libertarian GF is the common average Girlfriend
All women are whores by nature.
It's the oldest profession.
Woman need a "real" man to pay for her food.
Marriage is just an exclusivity contract.
Cheating led to Divorce which is the same as "Breaking the Contract".

Communist GF are Puppets of Jews. They hate everyone who disagree with the Jewish Brainwashing called Communism.

>>130439275
I would choose the non-autistic one. The commie.

>>130457814
Yeh so get this roight? Bloody ell' mate this fuckerooni tried to mug me n' me bloody carpo mates but he slipped off or something, must have been fucked in the edd' So anyways I'm off doing my own shit and this bloke comes up to me about me bloody dingo in the driverway and I tell em' roight ere' that it ain't fined and to fuck off.

Y'know what I mean mate?

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>>130450800
I will marry you, but I'm a Christian fundamentalist who wants to pretend it's the Edwardian era, so you have to wear dresses like this everyday and we have to limit our use of technology, I'll allow a computer to shitpost on /pol/
I will buy all your dresses for you (they're made in the USA) but in return you have to be completely loyal to me and support the Queen and the British Empire

>>130439275
Alt Right GF FOR THE WIN

>>130457973
no
>cunt
>bogan
>poofta
>never dog your mates
>digerydont
>fucking oath

0/10 see me after class

>>130450719
That's pretty much me though none of y'all scare me

>>130453591
Lol this

>>130445805
Dagny Taggart I won't forget you.

>>130448221
That's the irony of these memes. Women like our fantasies will never exist. We can even stack up a million fantasies based off of a million different individualistic tropes, yet women will never be any of them.

Essentially, they're all boring breeding pits.

Alt right. Libertarian as a back up plan

>>130447176
I didn't even know you country existed.

>>130442126
Anon, tear down that wall!

>>130444952
Khatun gf the best with the strongest legsss

>>130454066

im confused

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>>130439865

>>130456313
How do you know that?

>>130439275
The one with a dick.

>>130450800
>guys who want pure girls don't want me because not a virgin
yes we do, we just don't want your baggage.

>>130454066
I talked to 'her' on /bant/. Is actually libertarian.

>>130462142
The bible says if a girl was raped she did nothing wrong, just kill the rapist. She can scream for help but if no one is there to hear how can she get help? That's why a woman shouldn't go outside without a male escort