Brit/pol/: 1997/THINGS Edition

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Start going to church.

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You can walk my face

Tony Blair did nothing wrong

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sounds like this could be pretty good figure wise tomorrow....

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>>130436743
Let's see why a government would threaten its own citizens
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/46g2au/tv_licensing_officers_have_now_been_authorized_to/
>It's deliberately threatening. It's a private company called Capita who run it and they can ask to be let in, but have no authority to enter without your permission.
Aaaand it's a private corporation.

>>130437061
>worshipping a jew

>>130437061
Do you?

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>>130436985
I saw that lots of members of this site were using names so I wanted to get in on the action. Now how do I upload this profile pic to my 4chan account

>>130437117

The last 3 digits of this post is the real figure

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TRIPCODE USERS PLEASE STAY ON TOPIC AND STOP YOUR AUTO-FELLATING ALL OVER THE THREAD

Reminder to report and ignore Desert Fox.

>>130437204
>Scorpion, stop stinging me!

Reminder London is no londer a British city and can be ignored as such.

>>130437164
HAHAHA

Great post Davey, really made me giggle.

-Jason

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>>130436985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcf01OjX3Ag

Ever been to Normandy lads to look at what our ancestors wasted their lives saving?

>>130437300
Thanks Jason I sent you a private message :P

P.S has Margaret accepted my friend request yet?

fucking hell lads

is this what it feels like to be gassed in an oven

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Reminder to filter all tripfags

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Think I'm in love lads

She dresses traditional, traditional hobbies, loves to cook and clean, very smart, funny, from a traditional country, very caring with motherly instincts, not a fatty, never wears makeup

But at the same time I took the "all women by nature are cunts" blackpill

help me lads. what do I do.

Are we all watching BBC 2?

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just watched an episode of TNG where the women are all amazon goddesses and the men are all manlets and the women dominate the men and run the planet

>>130437400

Tripfags are part of Brit/pol/ culture

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>>130437400
Ignore tripfags, filter out tripfags, do not give tripfags the (you)s they crave because daddy never loved them

list of codes to filter:
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>>130437395
Fucking kekked.

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>Whites getting killed
noice
fuck whites

>>130437117

It will be in the hundreds, the police have sent out this statement:

>'I must consider the fact that there may be others in the building who, for whatever reason, have not been reported to us.
>'We are not interested in your reasons for not telling us sooner, we just want to understand as best as we can who may still be inside the building.'

Note the tone - it takes on the effect of sounding like an amnesty for information. There was a similar enough event in the Netherlands, where an airliner crashed into a building that was largely used to house migrants:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Al_Flight_1862

>The belief has persisted that the actual number of victims killed in the crash was considerably higher. Bijlmermeer has a high number of residents living there illegally, particularly from Ghana and Suriname, and members of the Ghanaian community stated they lost a considerable number of undocumented occupants who were not counted among the dead.

This will have been occurring here. Illegal subletting and crowding in rooms will mean there were significantly more people in that building than the official figure. The police have taken on that tone on purpose - they want to know the proper figures. Of course no one will come forward, and it will remain an enigma like the Dutch incident.

Has everyone seen this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb-Ghg_b5-U

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>>130437061
Being this gullible

>>130437261
You flaggots are almost as bad as the upvote-tier tripcode users.

>>130437416

can she suck your ball bag dry in under 30 seconds, lad?

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>>130437514
Hi William. Please like this picture of my dog at the park. It was a windy day and we had to check him for fleas afterwards. He had great fun though

- Davey

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>>130437516

>>130437514
Brit/pol/ has no culture and we must be enriched :^)

>>130437423
Yes. May looks like a man. Is it drag?

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>>130437416
Fuck... It's legit.

>>130437612
LOL

>>130437557
I thought this was the original belfast at first.

>Find a culture you prefer to your own
>demand they accept you
>demand tolerance
>demand change
>the quality of the culture has been worn down by the infestation
>blame the people that didn't want you to come in the first place

Anyone noticed tripfags are like muslims?

>>130437158

Of course.

>>130437557
I'm willing to bet a Turk or two got barbequed in that tenement. Not that anyone cares because Turks are inferior dogshit

>>130437734
But the whole supernatural stuff, you're fine with that?

>>130437636
I'm using the flag because I believe in posting anonymously here, not because I want to LARP as a pirate. It's the best approximation available to "no flag".

>>130437678

Wow, Davey, that's a really cute dog!

Here's an upvote from me.

>>130437416
'Cunts' is the wrong word I'd say. But if by that you mean you understand female nature, then you're in a great position to make a relationship work, and you've apparently found someone it ought to be easy with.

But what is this 'traditional' country..?

>>130437731
The comparison has been made multiple times.

>>130437557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v56AmphhMtE

What are some tips to sleep in this hot weather?

>>130437715
Yeah its not exactly a sympathetic double

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>>130437423
Are you fat rimmer just wondering cause if you are i'm going to have to filter you out :(

>>130437793
pretty sure CoE is so cucked that they basically believe jesus was some sort of jewish hippy who performed magic tricks and would have voted for the green party

so i doubt most of the priests even push the supernatural stuff lol

post tunes lads...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htgr3pvBr-I

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>>130437793

>supernatural stuff

>>130437893
buy an AC unit and run it in your bedroom all day so when you go to bed it's nice and cool

>>130437828
That actually makes sense. I can respect that.

>>130437793
Yes because it's true.

>>130437839

Tradition is a right-wing nazi conspiracy. Don't listen to the racists.

We live in a post-modern age. Ideals aren't real.

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>>130437999

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>>130437963
>drop at least 3 figures on a device you might use for a week once a decade

lads my balls are drenched in sweat

wat do

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>>130437928
>tfw this happened down your street and your house is visible in one shot of it

>>130437416
>Pianne Faggot
I kek ever tiem

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>>130437928
Not fat just slightly overweight

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Right fuck this.

I can't filter trips whilst mobile browsing for some reason, and the general level of political discussion here is being debased by these vain tripfag cunts. (Except you Rightly So)

So fuck it I am gone for a while until some of this dies down.

Anime posting gay guy if you see this, you better still be here in a week or so.

>our patience has its limits! one day, we'll shut the tripfags attention whoring mouths for them!

>>130438074
Scratch, sniff and inhale for extra test

anyone watching bbc two?

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>>130437196

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>>130437953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHwVBirqD2s

>>130438119

Triplords >>>>>>>>> Anons > Flag users >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Faggots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZNMMTZzurg

New Granville.

>>130437416
what makes you think she's smart/funny

>>130438189
Yes me

>>130438113
I'll let you due to being so close to the god himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0dcv6GKNNw

They are giving every single 'resident' of that tower block £5500 cash as a handout tomorrow.

When did my Taxes become an insurance premium for poor immigrants?

Draw the districts so that all of them must contain the same amount of Rural and Urban areas. Every single district must be 50% rural and 50% urban no matter how much fuckery is required

>>130438113
Gone for a run yet, fatty?

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Stoke only pay £400 per month rent allowance. Why do some councils pay £2,000+ per month? Why not just move all the scum to Stoke?

>>130437793

A lot of 'supernatural' incidents in classical antiquity are misinterpreted scientific phenomena from an age that did not understand them.

That is not to say they all are and, ultimately, if you follow causality back to the creation of the Universe you will be dealing with a 'supernatural' incident by its very nature. Most atheists are quite comfortable holding this view, it seems not to be wholly consistent to me.

>>130437953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_71w4UA2Oxo

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>mate is mad because I casually used the word "paki" in a non-malicious context
>he is black but there aren't even any pakis in our group
>false outrage over nothing
>literally a word
hmmm.......

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How do I stop anonymongs shitposting on my blog?

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>>130436985

Please when posting off topic images only use British girls

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>>130438357
>who the fuck is that?

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>>130438119
Where's your name mate?

Also I really enjoyed dinner. The kids took me out for father's day and we had a smashing evening. The ol' wife got a little tipsy but that was good for me later that night if you get my drift. Hehe

Take care

- Davey

>>130438487

I honestly wish that there was a way to filter them.

>>130438483
try nigger next

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anyone watching bbc 2 ? Theres a show on about how Theresa May became PM and also what happened to Boris , Gove and Leadsom

Gavin was pretty cheeky

>>130438412
If you consider the money saved from have to house the 150 that died the fire was probably a net benefit to your tax money.

>>130438412
since you bought into american consumer culture which requires a massive amount of cheap labour in the form of third world immigration to function

>>130438412
To be fair 5.5k is fuck all money.

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>>130438483

>mfw PHONEY OUTRAGE

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Despite this being an anonymous board that prides itself on this fact - there are people amongst us who believe themselves to be particularly special and above all others here. They believe that their posts and opinions are more highly valued and more important than the contributions of others - these people are known as tripfags.

They are a rotten pustulent cancer that has destroyed this board - along with their allies: The Karenposters and the miscellaneous food item posters - they have worked tirelessly to derail all forms of rational discussion in favour of their rampant egomania. Their almost unquenchable narcissism has derailed countless discussion and caused a great rift between the formerly united posters of Brit/pol/.
The Tripcunt is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a narcissist, egomaniac, arsehole, attention seeker, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But tell people to filter his tripcode and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
You can stop tripfags by simply not responding to them ever. You can hide and filter tripcodes by going to the [SETTINGS] link at the bottom of the page and adding their tripcode to the FILTER option. BE SURE TO HIDE POST STUBS.

This will improve your experience here tenfold - as it has done mine.

TRIPCODES TO ADD TO THE FILTER LIST!
!!sD6h8LgcbfU
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>>130438564
Nice 1 lad did you slip the missus a rogering?

>>130438461
>A lot of 'supernatural' incidents in classical antiquity are misinterpreted scientific phenomena from an age that did not understand them.
Like a talking bush an virgin birth? Walking on water? I'm not trying to take the piss or disrespect the religion but I just don't see how you can believe it. That's ultimately what the bible is asking me to believe, science although it doesn't have all the answers at least doesn't ask me to worship some middle-eastern Jew.

>>130438553
You don't know Ronnie, that's upsetting
Also >>130438357
Meant for >>130438081

>>130438412
Hammond has also saids taxes may have to go up.

Hmmm

>>130438553
IM RONNIE FUCKING PICKERING

>>130438665
You complaining about tripfags is more annoying than the annoying tripfags.

>>130438665
No one cares, autist. Preusse can go fuck himself tho tbqh.

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>>130438585
id have to agree with you there, chap

>>130438696
A gentleman never tells mate hahah

Yours sincerely,
Davey

>>130438665

Anons are pathetic, annoying and completely worthless.

Get off my board.

>>130438067
i use mine every year, the meme that it's not worth the money is totally wrong. It's well worth the money, trust me.

>>130438745
>Even worse than the terrorists killing people, are the people saying they don't want terrorists to be able to kill people

>>130438698
How is it impossible when it is the work of an omnipotent power?

>>130437117
I can hardly bear the suspense. Will it be Al Quads?

Radio Station from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
0:00:14 Rod Stewart - Young Turks
0:04:35 Billy Idol - White Wedding
0:08:24 Boston - Smokin'
0:12:19 Kiss - Strutter
0:15:36 Grand Funk Railroad - Some Kind of Wonderful
0:18:51 David Bowie - Somebody Up There Likes Me
0:22:47 Toto - Hold The Line
0:27:18 The Who - Eminence Front
0:32:10 Humble Pie - Get Down to It
0:36:33 Heart - Barracuda
0:39:46 Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free Bird
0:45:54 Joe Cocker - Woman to Woman
0:50:27 Creedence Clearwater Revival - Green River
0:52:53 America - A Horse with No Name
0:56:36 Foghat - Slow Ride
0:59:46 Tom Petty - Runnin' Down a Dream
1:04:40 Eddie Money - Two Tickets to Paradise
DJ: Tommy "The Nightmare" Smith (voiced by Axl Rose)

>>130438412

This policy would, in any sane world, go down with some sort of outrage - there is utterly no rationale for this payment. Did the government see fit to pay the victims of the Westminster attack? Or London Bridge? Or even other fires? No - so why this event and not the others?

It is an attempt at a bribe to buy public opinion. These people have no need for the money. The Council is legally obliged to house them - and is doing so - and they still are entitled to the exact same benefits that they were receiving prior to the fire - so they will go on receiving them. Their insurance (should they have it) will take care of much of the rest - if they do not have insurance, then what is the point of anyone else paying for it when it is government backed anyway?

The European migrants affected still have their jobs to go to, they still have their wage to collect, they still have their life. What exactly is this money for?

>>130438762
t.Tripcunt.

Can ANYONE give me ONE good reason as to why you need a tripcode on brit/pol/ beyond attention seeking and trying to become a 'brit/pol/ celebrity'?

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Who /Laura/ here?

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>tfw you have portable air conditioning unit
>tfw plebs are sweating to death, and I'm chilling here, fresh out of the shower, not a bead of sweat to be seen and milk and bickies in hand

>>130438932
>what is burden of proof

Why should there be an omnipotent power?

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>>130436985

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>>130438553
>>who the fuck is that?
The day a tripfag didn't have an answer to something. Portentous times ahead, lads.

>>130438745
>right wing islamophobic bigots are worse than asian grooming gangs

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I miss Preuße

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turn on bbc 2 lads !

>>130437423
Whats your setup look like?

>>130436985
>>Ongoing attack underway in resort popular with British tourists in Mali
oh no what will middle aged coalburners do?

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>Brexiters have voted for a poverty even worse than austerity
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/jun/18/brexiters-vote-poverty-even-worse-than-austerity?

>mfw a poor working class cuck voted to make himself poorer because a newspaper owned by foreign tax-avoiding billionaires told him to

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Despite this being my personal blog that prides itself on this fact - there are people amongst us who believe themselves to be particularly special and above all others here. They believe that their posts and opinions are more highly valued and more important than the contributions of others - these people are known as anonymongs.

They are a rotten pustulent cancer that has destroyed this board - along with their allies: The yanks and the lurkers who dont ever post - they have worked tirelessly to derail all forms of rational discussion in favour of their rampant egomania. Their almost unquenchable narcissism has derailed countless discussion and caused a great rift between the formerly united triplegends of Brit/pol/.
The Anonymong is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a narcissist, egomaniac, arsehole, attention seeker, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But tell him to get off my blog and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
You can stop Anonymongs by simply not responding to them ever. You can hide and filter Anonymongs by going to the [SETTINGS] link at the bottom of the page and adding their name to the FILTER option. BE SURE TO HIDE POST STUBS.

This will improve your experience here tenfold - as it has done mine.

NAMES TO ADD TO THE FILTER LIST!
Anonymous
>Anonymous
Anonymous
>Anonymous
Anonymous
But wait thats not all!
You must also filter the following cunts:
>Anonymous
Anonymous
>Anonymous
Anonymous
>Anonymous

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>>130439042

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>>130439004
Hello

>>130439230
And here's the archive
https://archive.is/U5gqm

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Rate my mustache lads. I've been growing it for 2 weeks. I had to shave because my missus didn't want her lips tickled when we kissed - and not the lips you're thinking of hehehe

- Davey

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>>130439006
Air con master race reporting
Feels good t b h

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>>130439118

What is this?

>>130438985
So that I can follow the posts of more valuable users of Brit/pol/. The quality of posting from your average trip code user is head and shoulders above that of the common rabble. Particularly Rimmer and occasionally Rightly.

>>130437793

Only those who have seen the invisible can do the impossible.

>>130439329
the behind the scenes of the leadership race for the conservatives

very interesting

>>130438698

A lot of the stories of the Bible are metaphors - I will leave those stories alone which are not corroborated by multiple, independent sources. They occurred too long ago, their initial context is lost and their original syntax diluted to be almost meaningless.

On the New Testament - I have no fully fixed view on actually who - or what - Jesus was. If he was the 'son of God' - a better term to use would be 'representative' then he would be quite capable of walking on water, why not? God is omnipotent.

If you struggle to believe these - which is understandable - then begin with the initial formation of the Universe. What caused it? How do you solve causality without a supernatural force? And why not call this God?

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>>130439230

>tfw voted for national sovereignty and no rapefugees from Germoney

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it's independence day next friday lads, make sure you book it off work

>>130439249
But the talking bush stuff, the virgin birth stuff, why? Why doesn't the bible mention dinosaurs?

>>130439394
Why doesn't the bible mention dinosaurs?

why is leadsom so based ?

>>130439271
God speed

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DAILY REMINDER THAT THE SUMMER SOLSTICE IS ON THE 21ST! IT'S ONLY THREE DAYS AWAY!

THE DAYS ARE ONLY GETTING SECONDS LONGER BY THIS STAGE, ON THE 21ST WE'LL HAVE REACHED PEAK SUN. THE 22ND OF JUNE WILL BE 7 SECONDS SHORTER.

>>130439477
Why doesn't the bible mention the Americas?

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>>130439118
Oh fuck, they will be sending the old bill round now.

"the one thing i can promise is that theresa won't call another election if she wins"

top kek gavin

>>130439525
WINTER IS COMING

>>130439433
>>130439477
15 “Look now at the behemoth,which I made along with you; he eats grass like an ox.
16 See now, his strength is in his hips, and his power is in his stomach muscles.
17 He moves his tail like a cedar; the sinews of his thighs are tightly knit.
18 His bones are like beams of bronze, his ribs like bars of iron.
19 He is the first of the ways of God; only He who made him can bring near His sword.
20 Surely the mountains yield food for him, and all the beasts of the field play there.
21 He lies under the lotus trees, in a covert of reeds and marsh.
22 The lotus trees cover him with their shade; the willows by the brook surround him.
23 Indeed the river may rage, yet he is not disturbed; he is confident, though the Jordan gushes into his mouth,
24 Though he takes it in his eyes, or one pierces his nose with a snare."

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>>130439326

>tfw plebs have £5 fan blowing muggy warm air into their fat sweaty faces, sitting in a puddle of their own sweat

>>130439477

Why would it?

Dinosaurs have no specific importance in the history of life on this planet. They are only ascribed such by us. Dinosaurs are no more objectively important than the giant insects that used to stalk the forests of the Carboniferous.

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28.1c in the bedroom now, hotter than Grenfell

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Show this to CIVIC cucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6QdW4vxhRc

>the 1922 committee held their conference in saatchi

kek

>>130439622
>vague shit that doesn't mention dinosaurs

You are clutching at straws and you know it.

What you described is not a dinosaur.

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Paul Golding of Britain First with an absolute FRESH meme

>>130438483

You just - presumably inadvertently - red-flagged him.

>>130439708
>America

And nothing of value was lost

Tripfagging when not necessary for the thread should be a bannable offence.
Fucking attention seeking cunts.

BORIS BETRAYED ANDREA LEADSOM
THATS WHY SHE STARTED HER OWN LEADERSHIP BID

BASED

FUCK BOJO

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>>130439666

>>130439631
You could just put a tray filled with icecubes in front of a desk fan. It does literally the same thing.

Checkmate.

>>130439752
>'twat'
what did he mean by this

>>130438543
Is that Harry Potters sister?

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Fuck Theresa may

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>>130438842
You, your life, your family, your imaginary girlfriend, and your relevance to this board summed up in one image.

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>>130439666
>>>hell

>>130439960
>Fuck Theresa may
Gladly

>>130439635
>Dinosaurs have no specific importance in the history of life on this planet.
Then why does it mention adders, doves, giraffes and over random shit of no importance to us? Why not even one mention or a pterodactyl or stegosaurus?

France had an election turnout of 35.33%

what the actual fook

>>130439394
The answer might just be that our physics are unique to us and has no meaning outside of the universe - allowing it to be infinite.

Our universe came to be from fluctuations of that infinite foam.

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"you have ruined your career andrea"-gove

>tfw leadsom is now leader of the commons and gove barely got a job back

>>130440022
Go out to a nightclub or something lad

>Britain has always been a nation of immigrants :)

Well lads?

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>>130440048
France surrenders for the nth time.

>>130439752
>The absolute state of British nationalism
Are we the only nation without educated and articulate nationalists?

>>130440135
>Implying club sluts can compete with a woman as classy as Mrs May

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>>130439752

I would love to bend Owen over and fuck him raw, he is a such an adorable twink.

>>130439705

28 is perfect weather, lad. When it gets 45 you can complain.

17 here and thats a little chilly for me.

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>>130436985
>going on holiday anywhere in Africa or the Middle East

Absolutely ZERO sympathy from me when it all goes tits up. Dense cunts.

>>130440254
Owen is gay as far as I know.

>gove decided two days before boris launch to backstab him

this is why britain is fuck

https://twitter.com/AScouseThing/status/875445112897245185

https://twitter.com/AScouseThing/status/875445112897245185

https://twitter.com/AScouseThing/status/875445112897245185

>>130440038
http://www.bibleinfo.com/en/questions/are-dinosaurs-mentioned-bible

In regards to the Burning Bush and Virgin Birth, why is it impossible? Why are you viewing the Divine through human/objective logic? God is not subject to the laws of the universe, he transcends such laws.

>>130440240
We have them but they're in jail

>>130440097
Leader of the Common is not a high level position really. The title just sounds good.

>>130436985
>Brits being killed
>again
LFMAO

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>>130438665

>>130440159
objectively untrue

>amber rudd and nicki morgan were going to support boris johnson

wew

>>130440380
At least we have shoes you fucking monkey

>>130439525

Awful to contemplate now, but when the misty mornings come round and the earth cools it's quite comfy.

>>130440333

>guy has a bloody nose
>sunlight
>their already blackout drunk

What the fuck is this

>>130440348
>God is not subject to the laws of the universe, he transcends such laws.
Why? That's just a circular reasoning.


>Why does this thing not obey all known laws of physics? Because he doesn't.

That is literally your argument.

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>>130439708
You do realise that that is a she-boon, don't you?

>>130440380
A disproportionate number of Italians died in the fire attack

>>130440380
They're not brits.

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>>130440324

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>>130440333

>>130440470
worst kind of lads i rekon

Cant decide what takeaway to order for dinner tonight. Thinking either poo in loo, chinky, pizza or fish and chips?

>>130440038

It mentions animals which man was living with at the time - something that the people may relate to.

If you were an omnipotent entity ascribing to a primitive civilisation with absolutely no knowledge of its past history or concept of millions of years, why would you begin describing animals that haven't existed for millions of years? And which ones would you choose? And why? It would achieve absolutely nothing. These people were not familiar with fossils, or the idea of evolution, or anything relating to natural philosophy. Why introduce a 20th Century fascination to them?

Of all the arguments against God, that dinosaurs are not explicitly mentioned in the Bible is one of the weakest, in my view. It relies entirely on our personal view of history, which has nothing in common with God's.

>>130440056

And why does that exist at all? There will be a reason - it is not enough to say 'it just does' - that is a cop-out of the sort commonly ascribed to theists. I am not being facetious here, saying that it is some sort of infinite loop isn't enough for me.

>>130440446
I hope your shoes are bullet proof ;-) (and truck-proof, and fire-proof, and...)

>>130440333
>>130440470

Why doesn't he pull his foreskin back to wee? is he a fucking degenerate?

>>130440558
Indeed there is, gayboi

>>130440607
Fish and Chips.
BUY B R I T I S H .

>knifing your best friend of 30 years in the back

>>130440607
Boycott nigger food

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>>130440243
You need your priorities in check lad

>>130440515
Why should He?

>>130440612
There can't be a reason. Even if our universe exists because of God, then what about God?

>>130440634
Slag off

>>130440515
That isn't circular reasoning you derp

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Do you guys have a single fucking argument against this?

>>130440634
Mate only 5/6 whites died in the fire. The rest were blacks, Italians and Muslims

>>130440650
no hands matey

>>130440333

What is wrong with this?
Just a bit of fun

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Theresa May -

Worst PM since James Callaghan?

>>130440748

>Even if our universe exists because of God, then what about God?

That's almost my point. The ultimate cause of the Universe will be outside of conventional physics and its workings. Why not cause this God? I don't necessarily think it has to be a sentient being - but whatever caused the Universe will be, by very definition, a supernatural 'entity' or 'force'.

>nicki morgan switched to gove from boris when gove decided to run

SNAKE

>>130440293

Went to uae earlier this year, get fucked

>>130440785
of course

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>>130440515

>God is a physical being

>>130440785
Last time I checked, Pajeet's Naans aren't a Mudslime creation

>>130440785
Nailbombs are a small price to pay for my fucking halal humus

>>130440691
>>130440716
You're right. Will order fish and chips

>>130440607
Get a nice BBQ pizza.

>>130440865
She's the Tory version of Gordon Brown except she managed to remain in power after an election.

>>130440785
Those kids in Rotherham will just have to get used to it because kebabs are too yummy

>>130440834
being a toilet nothing wrong with it

>>130440921
That's your problem, not mine.

>>130440612
>It mentions animals which man was living with at the time - something that the people may relate to.
Why no mention of bacteria then? Seems like a pretty important bit of information.

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>>130440380
>Terror attack in London leaves 11 dead
>Only 3 of them are 'British', and 2 of those were the terrorists
>Fire in London kills 150+
>As many Brits who aren't Muslim immigrants die as Italians

>>130440785

>only Muslims are allowed to be Mayors
>the only food available in London is Middle Eastern cuisine

I got on /pol/ just now to find Brit/pol/ to tell you worthless bongs that you'll never match the high culture that is the United States. With our amazing deals on 50 chicken mcnuggets for $12, heroin epidemic, 7-11 smoothies, and rap music, we've clearly left you worthless pussies in our cultural dust.

Happy Fathers Day motherfuckers

>>130440929
>>130440943
>>130440951
>>130441026
>>130441113
All frothing at the mouth hateful retards.

>>130440902
>I don't necessarily think it has to be a sentient being
>Says the man who goes to church and prays to a supposedly sentient being every sunday

>>130440902
Generally God refers to a conscious entity with control.
If the universe is a simulation then the creators would be God, but what about them?
If the universe is just a blip in some cosmological foam, with many other universes each with their own physics, coming and going for eternity, then that wouldn't be God.

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In Australian football we call this the bubbler. Similar theory.

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>>130441022

In hindsight, I don't really think Gordon Brown was all that bad. I kind of miss him tbqh.

>>130440785
mayor would be someone else, so what good food is solely from Islamic culture that would make our remaining choices 'way crapper'?

>>130441173
Oh no I was being genuine. Rape gangs are a small price to pay for munchie boxes

>>130441247
He was that bad, you just didn't know it

>>130441033

Well I don't have a problem do I as I'm still alive, paying 100 for a g and t hurt though

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>>130438598

>>130441286
There are no rape gangs. The girls were all of age and were all ok with it.

>>130441325
>Saves the world
>Bad
https://youtu.be/5stftd5qv3M

>boris supporters crying

top kek

>>130441286
Rape gangs are part and parcel of enjoying a munchy box

>>130441472
Why?

>>130441391
Both claims false. Do some research.

>>130441173
are you a retard?

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>>130441247
Well to be fair, When I was still in the army we all 'liked' Blair because he waged war on every single Middle Eastern country. Something we had waited years for.

>>130441391
Precisely. In Islamic culture 12 year olds are of age and that therefore supercedes our British law

>>130441471
He was delaying fimbulwinter and had to be stopped, so sayeth the followers of Winter-chan

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>>130440634
how many boats have unloaded today Leonardo?

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>>130440348
>In regards to the Burning Bush and Virgin Birth, why is it impossible? Why are you viewing the Divine through human/objective logic? God is not subject to the laws of the universe, he transcends such laws.
People accept that bushes burn. People accept that pregnant 12 year olds usually had a close uncle nearby. People should question the sanity of a man that talks to a bush, and by that I don't mean a queef. People should question their own sanity if they believe a pregnant 12 year old took one from the big G and not the deviant Uncle.

>>130441363
That's kind of what I was getting at.

>>130441247

Tfw
>you become PM just before the financial crash
>when the economy starts to contract
>after your fiercest rival, Tony, capitalised on the years of virtual plenty

>>130440785
>way crapper
That's no way to talk about fish and chips!

"Boris, I'm sorry you've been badly treated" -a text from Theresa to Boris after he announced he was not running
LEL

>>130441088

What relevance would this have to a man in ancient Syria?

He has no means to fight off bacterial infections, the industrial capability to produce remedies to such infections are thousands of years away. What would he do with this knowledge? He has no real means to understand it. Would it even fascinate him?

>There are beings so small you cannot see them or interact with and your progeny will not be able to do so for dozens of generations.
>"Thanks Boss."

You could just as well say why didn't God mention the bushes that bore poisonous fruits? Or animals that can run faster than man and are carnivores? Or everything else? Why didn't God just document everything in the known Universe and leave it for man to find? These questions are pointless - because they assume a our motivations for a being that would be infinitely more complex than we are.

whys there so many trip fags

>>130441391
Some were as young as nine

>>130441533
>nazis calls other people retarded
But I'm not going to say that because it would be offensive to people who are actually retarded in a medical sense.

>>130441548
British Muslims abide by all our laws. They pay literal billions into the NHS.

>>130440865
James Callaghan was good fuck off

>>130441632

Alright

>>130441205

I think God is a sentient being, but I do not know that for certainty. I have faith he is - that is the basis of my religion, and of Christianity generally.

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>There are people on Brit/pol/ who fund and watch the BBC

>>130441705
Welcome to my profile American friend :)

>Boris backed Andrea Leadsom

pretty based

>>130441705
They have an immigrant/gypsy mentality.

>>130441762
>british
>muslims
pick one

>>130441762
>nazi

you don't even know what the word means, i can't tell if your baiting or not or you genuinely hurtin

>>130441705
We're in the Tripfag Crusade.

Using our Blade of Filter we have struck fear and pain into their hearts. They cannot bear the thought of them making a post and nobody seeing it.

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>>130440865

BEST PM since Robert Peel and Earl Grey.

>not watching MP's , 1922 committee members and others being interviewed and telling secrets about the leader race

>live in the white paradise of liverpool
>no rape gangs but no munchie boxes either

Conflicted feels

>>130441209

>If the universe is just a blip in some cosmological foam, with many other universes each with their own physics, coming and going for eternity, then that wouldn't be God.

Conscious and sentient direction seems far more likely as a measure of creation than chance blips in some sort of pan-universal substance. That the force which created the Universe is supernatural is undeniable. Beyond that, it is ultimately a judgement call.

>>130437273
I want a fucking council flat in Kensington though. In fact, swap them all out. They can pay fat private rent and live 50 miles from work, and I can have a swish pad, living amongst actual British people who work and don't cook on calor gas stoves and explode their fucking fridges

>>130441695
>>What relevance would this have to a man in ancient Syria?
>
>He has no means to fight off bacterial infections
>What is the highly effective anti-bacterial method of putting sugar into a wound
>What is boiling water

Both of these things fight bacteria and could have been done in ancient Syria.

Easily.

>>130441913
How are British Muslims not British? They are called British Muslims for a reason retard. That's what being British means, they are here.

>>130441943
Get educated nazi.

>gove asked people to vote for him instead of theresa may to stop andrea leadsom getting to be primeminister

what was he thinking lads ?

Wish I was a tripfriend tbqh.

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>>130441247
Put somebody with a History degree in charge of the nation's money. What could possibly go wrong?

>>130442180
>It will be easier to oust May than Leadsom

>>130442208
dumb frogposter

>>130437579
Yep apparently subdividing rooms with plywood too woohoo

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Any accountant anons here?

>Start earning £47,000/year gross income
>Higher income tax band (40%) is £45,000+
>Personal allowance is up to £11,500

Does this mean I'm in the Higher income band, or do I get to subtract the personal allowance amount to get £35,000?

>>130442159
>That's what being British means, they are here.
That's what British invader means.

I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THE AMOUNT OF FUCKING HATE ON HERE OMFG EVERY FUCKING POST

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>>130441962
The Tripfaggian Jihad has finally come!

>>130442235
exactly
that proves that michael gove is an idiot

>>130442197
Just##DoIt

>>130442159
>>130442291
or invader of britain

>>130442292
i hate you too

>>130442292
Faggot

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>>130440865
Callaghan was good

>>130442314
testen

>>130442280
you will pay 40% on the 2000 over the 45k
the 11,500 is not subtracted from the 47

>>130442292
go away bute

>>130442280
You aren't an accountant if you don't know how tax bands work.
The first 11.5k is untaxed, 11,501 to 45,000 is taxed at 20%, the remaining 2000 is 40% or whatever it is.

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>>130440865
Worst ever, actually.

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>>130442253
Hang yourself. No one agrees with your faggot ass kek

>>130442159
>british ethnicities
>scots
>english
>irish
>welsh

>british religions
>protestantism
>catholicism

>>130442280

Is accounting hard to get into?

>>130442436
dumb frogposter

go back to ribbit