How come Yuropoors don't drive trucks or SUVs?

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How do people feel safe in cars when trucks literally can't see them on the road?

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I drive a Ford, pic related.

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drive this bad boy every day along with my girlfriends 1995 Ford Bronco converted into a pickup.

Because they are gay.

Rainy weather makes pick ups less usefull.
In a van or wagon you can seat people or transport goods.
You can hide your shit from the goverment more easily.

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>2017
>not driving a frog car

>>130435411
because vans are totally superior, have low insurance and great mileage.

>>130436577
Noice

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>>130435791

Chevy here. Dat American.

>>130435411
>what are Utes?

>>130436659
And you can sleep in the back

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>>130436577

>>130435411
Well for starters, only faggots drive Fords.
Get yourself a Chevy.
Also, the entire economy meme has made people look for MPGs instead of HPs and Ft/Lbs.

Our cars are bigger than their homes
>>130435791
What the fuck is that
>>130436746
Rebadged dawoo, not a real Chevy

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All of the spare money they have goes to taxes so they can't afford anything but a Ute.

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Driving a Ford is the vehicular equivalent of eating cereal with Somali jizz instead of milk.

>>130435411
I want one so bad but but the paperwork here is a pain in the ass if you bring it from overse.

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Pic related is bigger than not British peoples flats

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>>130436888
its a Ford Ka.
but unfortunately Ford Ka comes with no cup holders.

>>130435411
How come americans dont drive stick?

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>>130437098
Most* ree

>>130435791

Good choice Hans, I drive a 2009 Fiesta.
I can't afford a Fiesta ST though, so I think next car is gonna be a secondhand Rice Factory, namely the Civic 8.

>>130436888
Heard you guys have a big tiny house movement and people living in their cars over there because a lot of people can not afford to rent or buy.

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>>130437177
Where the fuck are you supposed to put your Mega-Gulp? Are you sure that car is American?

>>130435791
>>130437177
JUST: the vehicle

>>130435411
There's no use for them outside of woodworker or farmers.
They don't fit in narrow european cities
All the construction/repair companies use vans or can fit all their stuff into a station wagon

For the odd occasion where you need to transport big stuff you just rent a large car for a day for something like 30€.

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>>130437492
Yea, deep in Manhattan or SF

>>130437227
We drive auto so we can have one hand on the wheel and one hand on our gun in case we need to shoot niggers

>>130435411
Its physically unstable and easy to roll over

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>>130435411
>>130435411
majority of people here drive pickups (we call them bakkies) or 4x4s, I drive this one of these old nissan

>>130437626
cheap as sin; what's the catch?

>>130437626
holy shit, pls america accent a conservative leaf, i was born on the wrong soil.

>>130437875
Nothing, property here is cheap

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>>130437465
why not get a 1995 Ford Fiesta instead?

very sturdy and good automobile.

>>130437509
what is a mega gulp?

>>130437542
it truly is.
but is also comfy.

>>130437875
you live next to niggers?

>>130436886
>being so poor you worry about fuel mileage
Jesus Christ what the he'll is wrong with you people

>>130435411
Maybe you should actually visit Europe you dumb fuck. Their streets are smaller, built around the time the fattest way to transport package was in your mother's ass.

There is a couple of them on the countryside. They're seen as trashy due to rednecks in USA, and also don't fit into our cities roads

Pickups and Suv's are nearly useless in the Netherlands.

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>>130435411
Visit aussie and nz.
We fucking love Ute's here.
When I went to aus to visit my mate, all I saw were jacked up Ute's with roo bars. And they also get the fuckhuge trucks like you guys do.
All of ours are pretty much smaller jap ones.
I think you call them minitrucks or something.
>pick related is my truck

Small cars because of:

>Expensive gas
>Taxes & insurance on high-powered vehicles
>Congested cities with little parking space
>Generally short distance driving

>>130437227
Auto transmissions are more efficient now. This isn't 1984.

>>130435411
Streets are small, gas prices are high.

>>130438006
>Dallas suburbs
>Niggers

>>130438114
>pic
I've seen these fuckign things only Japan and Russia...

>>130436886
>Chevy
I like both my headlights working and my
frames straight.

>>130438114
Well, same as mine anyway.

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rate my car

>>130438269
i want to get it and have been looking for one for months /10

>>130437018
Chevy's are junk nigga

>>130437987
>what is a mega gulp?

Genetics. Also proud American culture.

>>130436342
Lel hide what, hans? You noguns faggots spread your legs for your government.

>>130437875
>what's the catch
Absolutely nothing, you can get a large house on 80 acres in my neck of the woods for ~140k. Depending on your luck you can go much lower on the price.

>>130435411
>trucks

Pointless. Why would I need something designed to haul a load when my work doesn't require it?

>SUV

They are common in the UK. Every 3rd car tends to be a woman in her shitty SUV that she uses to pick up half a weeks groceries but needs a status symbol to show to everyone who doesn't care.

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>>130438269
10/10 car made for the French Bourgeoisie

>>130437626
I´d rather see poor people living in their cars/trailers that they own than being provided housing. People here in germany are usually given flats if they can´t afford one but most of them treat those places like shit and there is a lot of crime in areas with a lot of council houses.

The pictures you showed: Those are dirt cheap is it everywhere in texas that cheap?

>>130435411
Because Europe is not a superstate supported solely by oil wars.

>>130435411
>Trucks
You only really need a pickup truck if you own a large plot of land or if you need to move heavy shit around a lot. In Europe property ownership is reserved for millionaires and up and most Europeans don't have a lot of furniture or outdoor appliances that would require a pickup Truck. Accordingly there's not much of a Truck culture in Europe since nobody is interested in larping as a blue collar workin' joe like they are here.
>SUVs
Europeans don't have kids so they don't need these either.

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>>130435411
We use these.

>>130438248
It's pretty good.
Turbo diesel 3litre.
Gotta just upgrade the cooling and intercooler and they're super tough and reliable.
Before this my gf bought a jeep wrangler, kinda bad to own American in NZ cos of the cost of parts (I do all the service and labour myself though cos I'm not a Gaylord)
But that thing was way more fun than the prado.

>>130435411
Because we're not retarded hillbillies who'd drive shit cars.

>>130438433
KYS nigger!

>>130438473
Its 90% of America that it's that cheap. Those houses might be 500,000 in say, Florida or 700,000 in NJ though

Also the only people struggling to pay rent or are living in tiny homes are trendy millennials with art degrees

>>130435411
rain

also thieves.

>>130435411
Because gas is expensive there and they have less purchasing power because of welfare-state tier taxes.

>>130438230
I have heard that the south has lots of blacks and spics

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>>130438269
2/10

>>130438515
>need
Well, hauling toys and what not that euros can't afford either. The area I go to school in gets 20+ feet of snow every winter, so either my snowmobile or truck is about the only thing that gets around for awhile. My family has never not had a truck, honestly can't think of how shitty life would be without atleast one around, always relying on others for anything too big to fit in a car.
Drift banging on the lakes is also too much fun.

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I like my truck

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>>130435411

Europeans have the pay European gasoline prices.

>>130437875
It'll collapse in a decade.

>>130435411
Gas prices, and the enormous amount of taxes.

>>130437987
>why not get a 1995 Ford Fiesta instead?
>very sturdy and good automobile.

Well, I honestly have very little to complain about my Fiesta VI after 160000km, so I don't see any reason to buy a way older Fiesta that's probably gonna be 300K (at least) to begin with.

Plus, If I had to buy a '90's car that would be a CRX Del-Sol, Civic R first generation or an ST205 Celica.

>>130438808
Texas isn't in "the south" and there are no niggers in Texas

There are tons of Mexicans but not in a neighborhood like that was posted

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>>130438450
Which confederate state do you live in?

>>130436577
A magnificent Frogeye Sprite, you've made my night

>>130437018
How many engine swaps that got?

>>130438456
DICKS EVERYWHERE

>>130438894
literally my dream car is an F-150 but I really dislike the new facelift and aluminium frame

>>130438835
10/10
Fucking perfect bro

>>130438808
Texas is 40-45% white, the city of Dallas itself is probably 50/50, but suburbs outside major cities typically are 70-99% white.

>>130435411
Europeans are absolutely in love with your useless, garbage SUV things. I'm even seeing those ugly F150 compensating vehicles around.

Frankly, I'd ban the lot of them.

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Who /Defender/ here?

Not posting a pic of my own for obvious reasons.

>>130435411
People don't drive trucks in Europe because:
1. They are poor
2. Fuel is way more expensive and they can't afford it.

>>130438035
A gallon of petrol costs me $6.50, what does it cost you?

>>130439078
>"truck"
>aluminium frame
I see you guys have a very weird sense of humour.

>>130439264
>Frankly, I'd ban the lot of them.

I wouldn't go as far as a nation wide ban.

But they should be banned from inner cities.

>>130437177
From my understanding Spergmany does not allow cup holders in cars. Unless they changed that law.
>>130437098
Hell with that monstrosity, I have an older Toyota Land Cruiser. I can actually go places.

>>130437227
I drive stick. It basically makes your car niggerproof when it comes to theft or carjacking.

>>130439264
>>130439486

Let me guess, your favorite car is the Mercedes E Class station wagon?

>>130439420
Current fuel prices in Kansas are about $2.13 a gallon for regular and $2.73 for premium octane fuel.

>>130437875
You live outside of a big city instead of in a big city

Doesn't really sound like a catch, does it? Yet city scum love living next to niggers

>>130437626
This would cost at least $500000 in France

>>130439420
Yeah I was only talking about Americans, understandable for euros

>>130439420
It's $2.00/gallon where I am, but it gets cheaper the more Southwest you go.

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I'm a poorfag, picked one of these up for $6000, been a good car, but I've had to take it to the mechanic a couple times. Probably sunk 8k into by now, but it runs nice and smooth.

>>130439636
Exactly, this is why we worry about mpg, we're paying three times as much as you.

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r8 m8

>>130438835
>Comparing small sporty car to a truck as if they are used in the same way.

A fucking leaf as usual made an abhorrent and stupid post.

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>>130439533
>From my understanding Spergmany does not allow cup holders in cars.

Of course we do.

Also Germans are obsessed with SUVs/crossovers now.

>>130439771
Looks nice. If you drove it in the UK everybody would think you were a gypsy though.

>>130439001
Northern MN.

>>130439771
Buy a Honda. I still am the original owner of one I bought in 1999. Nearing 300K miles, zero mechanical issues. Just normal scheduled maintenance. I guess I do have to jiggle the switch on the interior roof dome light sometimes for it to come on. That's literally the only problem it has ever had.

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>>130435411
>why don't yuropoors want to spend 2-4 hours each day operating heavy machinery like blue-collar workers
>why don't yuropoors want to sit in traffic each morning and afternoon wasting their precious time looking at the car in front of them
>why don't yuropoors have such shit infrastructure that the best they can hope for is a creppy road full of potholes and not a sophisticated rail system with convenient service
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>>130439630
My favorite car is any car where the driver sees what the hell she's doing.

Bonus points when you can look around it when it's parked on a corner so you can actually see when traffic is crossing from the right.

Europeans don't need to drive gigantic pickup trucks to prove their manhood. Only Americans are that stupid and pathetic.

BIG TRUCK = tiny peepee

>>130435411

The people in europe, more civilized than Americlaps, pay more for their fuel.
The cities were build hundreds of years ago when not thousands of years ago and so most cities are not designed to have enough space for all the cars.

Also europe is smaller in size than the US.
My father has a Pick Up ( Volkswagen of course ) and its a pain in the ass to drive around town because its extremly hard to find a place to park.

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>>130435411
>driving a car in a city
I bike 2h a day and desu if I had to do that trip in a car I'd just off myself after a week. It's healthy, cheap and way more social.

Just came back from a Texas, Louisiana and Mississippi trip and I feel bad for all burgers. Everything was a hour drive away. Moreover there was smug over all the cities baka.

>>130438269
1/10 would drive over in my lifted F350

>>130440241
Why are leftists so obsessed with cock?
>own a truck
Your cock is way too small to satisfy my stretched out anus
>own a gun
Your cock is way too small to satisfy my stretched out anus

You all are a bunch of cock crazed size queen faggots.

this black guy i worked with back in the 90s drove a suzuki samurai and he always called it his jeep ; ;

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>>130435411
Does anyone still make SMALL trucks?

I still see those old Nissan and Datsun 2wd compact trucks sometimes.

I know a lot of full size trucks come in 2wd, but what with all the subcompact cars out there, how come compact trucks haven't made a comeback?

>>130435771

Why are there avocados, tomatoes, avacados, tomatoes?

>>130436081
>1995 Ford Bronco converted into a pickup.

So an F150?

because their tiny so they drive tiny cars

>>130440482

organic and super-organic that comes with extra carbon tax and is only watered with activated ion water to balance and detoxify your auras

fucking flyovers goddamn

>>130440109
But that's exactly the case with SUVs. You sit nice and high, great visibility from large, (relatively) upright windshield, and you can actually see over the bonnet, instead of those small cars that feel like you're sitting in a bathtub.

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Sometimes I forget that 99% of the world has never seen a rig rocket before. Must be a strange sight desu

>>130437018
>>130438433

both are absolute trash

it's 2017 if you're not driving exclusively toyota or honda you are mentally deficient

>>130440481
EPA. Trucks have to be large or they're required to reach a certain amount of MPG.

>>130440482
organic and normal? But they appear to have the same stickers. Maybe they just sell "organic" ones at 3X the price to leftist faggots like him.

>>130440586
A 95 bronco would be more like an F100.

>>130440481
Yeah and what happened to smaller, truck-based SUVs like the old Bronco or Chevy Blazer? Nowadays everything is either a 7 seater people carrier or a pickup truck with a bed you never use.

>>130440241
Fuck off with your genital memes

Big truck = like / need big trucks
Small car = like / need small car

Why is this a difficult concept to understand

>>130440481
For a couple years it was impossible to buy a small compact 4 cylinder van (other than the Transit Connect), but recently they have returned to the market. So maybe small pickups are coming back too?

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The Honda Ridgeline is the ultimate patrician choice for the well-to-do truck owner

>>130437875
Middle of nowhere. The same as every other country.

>>130437875
You have to live in Texas

>>130440465
No, it's more like the faggots that drive lifted pickups live in suburbs and have literally 0 reason to own one other than to prove how much of a big man they are. My girlfriends step-dad is that exact type of person, and most people I know who own one are that type of person. Some people do it as a hobby, others do it cus they are insecure.

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>>130440710
Trucks like that are retarded if they never see mud. Most of the retards that build them just keep them shiny and cruise around town in them. Just as useless as niggers in their "donks".

>>130435411

Because we are not faggots with micro sized dicks that has to make up for it by buying big trucks

>>130437018
best trucks ever made right there.

i'd like a pristine 94 bronco eddie bauer with 351

>>130440821

BIG TRUCK = BIG EGO = MORON

Enjoy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eoy0_pUyZ8o

>>130440906
>weeb truck

>>130440481

Honda Ridgeline
Nissan Frontier
Chevy Colorado
GMC Canyon
Toyota Tacoma
Mazda's truck

Just off the top of my head

>>130439001
Is that a .50 muzzle loader?

>>130440821
>>130440821
No, having a small crappy car means you have a huge dick, obviously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV9Uu2T0q0E

>>130440481
Mini makes one but they don't sell them here. My aunt was looking for one and I tried to help her for an hour and didn't realize until I started looking there's pretty much no subcompact trucks.

Not sure why because there's definitely a niche and it would boost a fleets mpg standards and thus they could build some 7 mpg monstrosity to appeal to the other extreme as well.

>>130438144

I hope to god you've never made any generic /pol/ posts about masculinity, trades etc if you can't drive stick. Sad.

>>130441091

>He doesn't know about the single piece of metal chassis, truck bed trunk, massive cabin space, top of the market safety features and iPad built into the console

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>>130437987
>Ford Ka
>177 km/h

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I have a 20 minute commute so I do it on pic related. Feels nice, when its not raining.

>>130440728
But couldn't a compact truck easily reach the requisite MPG?

These compact trucks had 60hp to 100hp engines.

Do they test trucks with a full load or empty? Cause I guarantee you, if they made a modern compact truck using current engines and construction methods, it would get incredible gas mileage.

>>130440103
>public transportation is for whites

Come to Los Angeles and the only whites you see on public transit are the fat BLACKED white race traitors carrying their mixed-race baby to the welfare office.

>>130437626

Damn I'm in my 20s and could afford that mortgage.... maybe I should move away from Atlanta

In France, only Muslims drive trucks.

>>130440728
I thought there was a small truck/large truck subdivision for that but you're probably right since they're practically non-existent here

>>130435411
truck = i am an individual, and i do manual labor by choice
Very anti-european notions

>>130440813
Bronco is coming back, possibly as a Raptor replacement.

>>130441093
Everything you listed is still wayyy bigger than a 1970's compact/subcompact truck

>>130440906
kys immediately

>>130438894
F150 Masterrace

Have a 2001 V8 XLT

>>130440389
>posting a women's frame

I'm surprised how ignorant most dutch people are about road bikes. Stick to granny bikes dude.

>>130441093
Those are midsized trucks.
You just think they are small because they are the smallest currently available.
If you saw them next to a 1970s Toyota pickup, you would see the difference.

>>130439486
Nah, SUV's are big cars pretending to be 4x4's. People who need to move large things or drive offroad should get a proper 4x4 or a van, not a useless luxury object that it also a public nuisance. The current inner city bans also ban actually practical or old vehicles.

>>130439630
You guessed wrong.

>>130441227
>iPad built into the console

Why do people want this? Phones will always be superior for navigation. The smartphones that we will all own in 4 years are going to be superior to anything they can put into a car's dash today, so why bother?

I don't need a fancy touchscreen to adjust my car's AC/heat. I don't need a fancy touchscreen to select a song on the stereo or change radio stations.

It just drives up the cost of the car for no fucking reason and makes it seem dated really quick. In 8 years the current generation ipad will be a dinosaur. I miss simple functional controls in cars. Touchscreens fucking suck compared to physical buttons and controls.

>>130435411
1. They have the same design specs as a van or other commecial vehicle. Which makes them uncomfortable.

2. Most people live in a city. Carrying shopping in the flatbed means it almost certainly will get stolen.

3. Poor fuel efficiency

4. slow

5. Shit to drive.

6. Too large for most roads in Europe

7. Expensive

theirs probably more, these are just off the top of my head.

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All these eurofags, drive a real mans vehicle

I'm patriotic as they come but american cars are shit. If I lived in Yurop I'd have a Mercedes for sure since I wouldn't be paying out the ass for it. When I went to Germany everyone was driving either a Mercedes or a BMW and I don't blame them.

I do drive an F-250 currently and it's a good work truck but other than trucks american cars are dogshit.

>>130440481
>Does anyone still make SMALL trucks?

Nope but the market wants one. Ford is putting the Ranger back into production and Jeep is coming out with a Wrangler truck (kinda like the Scrambler).

>>130441093
All of those are fucking HUGE.
We get the smaller stuff here.
Like single cab hiluxes instead of giant tacomas

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>>130441245
I even get it to 190+ km/h

but I don't dare to take hands from the wheel then to take a pic because the controlling gets unstable.

>>130441301
If they could, one of the big three would've hammered the market by now.
There's other rules about emissions etc, and it gets to the point where you might as well buy a truck or a car.

>>130441245
thats fucking crazy

>>130441565
> roadbikes

suppose they make sense if your wife gets impregnated by her bull anyways

>>130437664
i roll in a 69 gmc with a 3 on the tree so I leave it in 2nd and use my popeye arm to turn with no power steering and shift/shoot with my right hand

>>130441147
I don't like how non /o/tists talk about cars. Just buy whatever the fuck you want it's not rocket surgery

>>130441225
*yawns violently*

Driving a truck or Suv is basic survival here....

Madmax type shit, executions of criminals and americanized scum will fix this island in a jiffy

>>130441414
It's based on some arbitrary "footprint" scale or some shit, and there's an overall average MPG that has to be reached counting the entire fleet.

>>130441308
Yeah nigger, that's his point. Your public transportation is so shit that it's not even a viable transportation option unless you have no other choice.

Not that proper public transport is so much better than a car. It all depends on where you want to go, really. I'm a firm believer in good infrastructure with a wide range of possibilities.

>>130435791
>car

>>130441804
dumb frogposter

>>130441640
What the companies should do since they want to go all digital is integrate everything into an app that can be used from a phone that is plugged into a certain port in the vehicle.

Personally though, I'd rather have knobs for most things so the options physically exist for me to manipulate.

>>130441847
*rocket appliances

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One day ima ship my truck to yurop and coalroll some yuro faggots. Would be frickin hilarious, especially considering most of them can't afford cars and ride little bikes around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=absU9A6pkFM

>>130435411
>be burger
>live in city
>still needs an car
Sad

>>130440906
The thread is about real trucks.

>>130441308
>whites start using mobile cucksheds
>DUDE PUBLIC TRANSIT IS FOR NIGGERS LMAO
kinda the same thing happened to your cities. if you let niggers run rampant it's your own fault, not theirs. niggers gonna nig. Yet they don't do that around here because they're in a minority. We never let them take over our trains like you idiots did.

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I have a single cab tacoma.

I love trucks, so much more visibility than a normal car

>>130440906
next time you're on the road, note every time you see a Honda Pilot

That's the Ridgeline in 3 years.

>>130439420

>>130441665
>slow
Compared to most of the tiny gas savers, pickups are surprisingly quick, especially the newer ones.

>>130439328
because you dont actually have one

>>130442190
>I love trucks, so much more visibility than a normal car
This is what I like about trucks and SUVs too, much better visibility since you sit upright and higher, and the windows are larger.

>>130442108
>see's
>'s
>'

Fucking retarded redneck scum.

>>130441043

I thought those were called "hopptielacs"...

>>130442334

*hooptielacs

>>130437875

Its in the suburbs. Probably 30 minutes away from a major city, but thats okay because we can afford to drive

Because Europe is one giant urban shithole, and they'd die if they lived rurally.

>>130442150
>We never let them take over our trains like you idiots did.
They didn't "take them over". Whites simply have never used public transit outside of the largest of cities, like LA, NYC and Chicago. We've always been a automobile country.

>>130442398
>people don't use public transit much outside cities
in other news water is wet

>>130439916
Faggot/10

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Because anyone who drives a car this big is either a woman or insecure.

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Sup qts

>>130442011
It's cheap, anything cheap is filled with trash.

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>>130441785
Jeeps have been getting larger and larger.

This Wrangler Truck looks to be almost the same size as a modern Tacoma, which is to say, it's not small at all. Looks mid size.

>>130439328
I have had two Defenders, on my third, and a Series 3 V8.

All were excellent. Really, really, very good. I know that they have problems and some people hate them but I got years of hard use out of them and they're fantastic. I know I'm fortunate with them.

Currently have a 2017 Range Rover and although I'm more than happy with it (the Land Cruise, for all its hype, was a dog compared to the 90s model I had) it doesn't get the same looks as the Defender. Nor have I transported livestock in it.

>>130442108
I live in Kansas and there is a guy in my town who does this. He even has "MIND IF I SMOKE" written across his tailgate in giant letters.

I work with a guy who drives a prius and is into cycling. He complains about him all the time.

>>130442695
ahahahahaa yuros are so poor they have to copy the chevy volt, sad!

>>130442572
I said specifically the biggest cities and named them. Anywhere else, seriously, we used automobiles.

>>130435411
>cuckwagens.
>cuck
'Murricans
Sad!

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>>130442392

Most of germany looks like pic related....green, villages, little/medium towns - only few big urban centers.

>>130436894
What the fuck did they do to my precious g8

>>130436894
P.s. that's Australian

>>130442850
I'm an avid cyclist and I own 18 cars, many of which are of historical interest. Inherited most of them, admittedly, but there seems to be a trend in the USA where you have one or the other. Or people think you can only be one or the other.

I'd never sell my Colnagos and I'll never sell my Lola.

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>>130442786

Holy shit, never mind. I thought it would be like pic related

>>130439078
The frame isn't aluminum. It's steel.
The body panels and bed is aluminum. The bed doesn't hold up too well without a liner

t. 2015 f150 owner

>>130443101
Never said you had to be one or the other. But there is a certain type of person who votes for bernie sanders, own a prius, only owns apple products, hates guns, and cycles.

>>130443101
home county silver spoon toff detected

>>130437987
Mega-Gulp = Big-Swig

>>130442813
Damn the new Range Rover seems like a fantastic car. Unfortunately they are so unreliable, I have a 2006 Defender, 210.000km and still going without any major problems. Such a shame they killed the Defender last year. Sure the replacement will do everything the Defender does too, but I doubt it will give you the same feel. There is just something about driving a Defender that does it for me.

>>130435411
The best advice my step dad have me was when I got my first job he said "save all your money to buy a pickup". I did. Makes life so much easier.

>>130435791
Wow. We really sold you guys some bullshit didn't we. lol

>>130440718
it's 2017 and if you're still driving exclusively toyota or honda you are mentally deficient

>>130440434
>lifted F350
Your truck would fall over sideways on the hairpin bends that the 205 would shoot through like it's on rails.

>>130443135
Comfy photo! What a time. I was 1/4 red pilled. Just enough not to be cynical. Combine that with the music and the QTs and wow. POL will never know.

>>130443409
>seems like a fantastic car. Unfortunately they are so unreliable
wat?
So its great at everything except being a vehicle...

>>130435411
Pickup trucks are just pointless, and even in the states they're nothing but a remnant of a population that moved from Bumfuck, Farmtown to the suburbs and felt like they wanted to show off their heritage to somehow differentiate themselves in the confused soup of ethnicities and classes that is the US. The bed of a pickup truck has no practical use to the vast majority of people.

SUVs aren't actually good cars, and waste fuel (which is pretty heavily taxed here, double-taxed in sweden even). Still, they're fairly common.

>>130437177
>cup holders
What the fuck do you need cup holders for? Why does anyone non-american need cup holders? Just how overweight are you?

>>130437098
It's american, though. I thought we were talking about pickup trucks and SUVs in general, typically something asian. Of course you wouldn't buy american cars, they won't last a winter here between road salt and having to actually stay on the road in anything but a straight-line test track in the middle of the desert somewhere. You'll burn half a normal car's consumption just idling at stop lights, and the other half because it weighs too god damn much. Not to mention parts and repairs are usually more here than in the states, since nobody buys them or keeps stock in the first place.

>>130443451
My girlfriend is currently in the market for a new car. I practically had to drag her to the Honda dealership, she wasn't interested. We actually got in an argument about it and I finally convinced her to just humor me and test drive a Honda.

She ended up buying the Honda because it was her favorite.

>>130443564
Don't know about the newest models, but the old Range Rovers are notorious for getting problems with the electronics. If you buy a brand new one from the dealership, it really is one of the best cars you can get. But a second hand might be your financial death, since parts are so expensive.

>>130443733
Should have said recently, not curently

>>130435411
because US cars are for subhumans and niggers.

>>130443704
>pointless
Maybe in euroland.

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>>130443408
>Mega-Gulp = Big-Swig
what does that mean?

>>130443704
>Just how overweight are you?
79kg at 1,84m.

>>130443359
I think the problem is that Americans cycle as a hobby or as a statement, but not as a mode of transport. If you don't own a bicycle in the Netherlands, people will treat you as if you're a retard. Same as when you can't swim. Consequently, our traffic with cars and bicycles mixed never leads to problems, because every driver is also a cyclist, and most cylists are also drivers. They know what the other will do, because they have enough experience to tell.

>>130443365
I'm between Gloucestershire and North Yorks these days, but you're correct.

>>130443359
Cycling is good fun. If I lived in the city I wouldn't bother with a car on the weekdays.

>>130443409
>Damn the new Range Rover seems like a fantastic car
It is. I had the Land Cruiser with the 4.4 V8 and I couldn't get used to it. I'd had the previous gen Land Cruiser too, which was much nicer, and I instead went to Range Rover and I'm not disappointed.

>Unfortunately they are so unreliable
Not had a problem yet. If you can afford it it's a non issue, you're fully covered until you get a new one.

I wouldn't buy a used one, though I wouldn't really buy a used road car of that spec anyway.

>>130439357
People drive trucks in America because:
1. They are poor
2. Fuel is way more cheap
3. They cant afford high quality cars

See american race car association that banned euro car makers from the USA because they where loosing to them in all accounts.

>>130441640

I'll concede that buttons are better than the touch pad because I have to constantly clean my finger smudges off the screen, but I love the tech itself. The nav is updated constantly by satellite and I can do most controls for volume and song selection from the steering wheel buttons.

>>130439961
Why?

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>>130444004

Those are just different brand names for large soft drink cups. See pic related.

>>130443564
The old ones had electrical gremlins, but no more than anything German at the same time but they get a free pass because as far as most people are concerned, German = reliable.

Even though they haven't built a decent car in about 15 years.

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who frogcar here?

>>130444219
>People drive trucks in America because they are poor

Shitty b8, m8/

>>130441785

Jeep's truck looks great. I may trade my Ridgeline in for one if it's cool enough

>>130442125
>be burger
>live

sad

>>130444219
>See american race car association that banned euro car makers from the USA because they where loosing to them in all accounts.

What association is that?

>>130444424
reality is no bait soon. you poor as fuck.

Now back with you to the trailer park faggot.

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>1989 + 28
>Falling for the luxury Jew
>Not taking the Trabant/Yugo repill
You don't NEEEEEEEEEEEEED cupholders or lots of (((horsepower))) or (((air conditioning))). A 2-stroke engine is fine, capitalist pigdog!

Which pick-up should I get? Make and model. How many miles can these things handdle befoe they cave in? I'm thinking of buying a used for the cost reduction. Any car nuts here?

>>130444364
because of the weather? like they have to drive such long distances that they need lot of water ?

>>130444404
Oh god, I want one so bad. I bought Dirt Rally solely for that fucking car.

>>130435411
Because the insurance is higher.

>>130444613
What are you after one for?

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>>130444666

assholes keep importing them into california and asking like $80k for them

>>130444749
>>130444749
Transporting all my tools. I'm thinking about learning a trade too - mechanic or gas engineer. Also I might start doing up flats. I'ma geologist by trade atm. Heard toyotas are good

>>130444624

No because Americans like to drink soda pop.

>>130442011
>>130442741
Extensive public transport doesn't work in all countries. We have a lot of cars here, because we have a lot of land but few people.

>>130442786
>Better mask it up so that they can't see our design
Why do car companies do this? I understand it with completely brand-new lines of cars, but this is some Porsche-tier shit: "I wonder what the new car will look like".

>>130444219
you are a moron, or ignorant. pickup trucks cost more than some luxury cars. there are hillbillies driving f350 customs that cost more than bmws and get 12 miles per gallon

>>130435771
You can see better in a truck because you sit higher. Since you can see further, you can plan your movements ahead of time and see problems precious seconds earlier. Plus they are more functional.

Basically they're the patrician's choice of the roadways

>>130444851
thats a lot of soda

>>130444831
Get a Transit. If you put tools in the back of a pickup they'll get stolen in minutes. There's a reason every mechanic and gas engineer you see has a van and not a pickup.

Toyotas are good but the asking prices are insane thanks to that idiotic Top Gear episode. Business lease a van, it makes the most sense.

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>>130444624

Our biggest convenience store chains is 7-Eleven and they carry pic related.

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99% of Americans never use the flatbed, or need to drive on an offroad trail unpassable by a regular car. Pickups are designed so that fat Ameritards can compensate for their tiny dicks with unnecessarily big vehicles. Europeans who need a truck drive an actual practical flatbed like pic related because they don't feel the need to show off.

>>130445243
But these are ugly.

>>130444613
Toyota hilux. They go over 400,000 ks here in Australia. Toyota Landruiser utes last forever too - like 600,000+ ks - but I doubt you have those in the UK.

Used pre-2005 Toyota hiluxs are really good cars and great value for money. Very common here for tradies.

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>>130444611
Decadent capitalist pig car !

>>130444822
>>130444666

They are cool little hatchbacks. But a 1990's Honda civic hatchback with basic mods will run circles around it and cost 1/4 as much.

>>130438255
It's also nice not having your door handles ripping off. Chevy blows.

>>130444624
>water
Heh... Europoors can't handle this calorie intake. You wouldn't survive one day on my diet.

>>130435411
>dad drove a bright red ford 2 door pick up truck
happy fathers day

>>130445083
What wwill it be in 2027? Barrel Gulp? Tanker Truck Gulp? We're literally becoming like the people on Wall-E

>>130444169
>It is. I had the Land Cruiser with the 4.4 V8 and I couldn't get used to it. I'd had the previous gen Land Cruiser too, which was much nicer, and I instead went to Range Rover and I'm not disappointed.

Yeah, Land Cruisers might be more reliable, but they just don't feel the same as a proper Range Rover.

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>>130445083
>"I take 50 cheeseburger and a gallon of pop"

>>130444995
A

BMW a Mercedes a Renault a VW is status symbol

A ford or a dog or what ever shit you got in US is just shit.

Euro car says you made it, US cars say you on the bottom.

>>130437018
>Government Motors

>>130437018
Cheap
Hardly
Efficient
Virtually
Runs
On
Luck
Every
Time

I drive a pickup and SUVs are also quite common here.

>>130443970
What would your average person use the bed for, though?

>>130437018
Cracked
Head
Every
Valve
Rattles
On
Long
Extended
Trips

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>>130436894
>All of the spare money they have goes to taxes so they can't afford anything but a Ute.

In addition to land, personal economic, and gas constraints, the West European Automarket has shrunk so much that GM finally offloaded it's Opel brand which it own for almost a century.

For those who don't know GM used Opel to prop the Fourth Reich then had the federal government pay them restitution after the WWII for bombing their German assets.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_General_Motors#Nazi_collaboration

>>130436894
>UTE

While looking up Cadillac and Lincoln Pickups (Mercedes is now flirting with releasing a pickup for us) I came across this sinister machine...

https://youtu.be/f_kJlN_Sm0o

>>130445583
In america people are so poor they live in there cars.


Thats no joke, they have fallen so far.

>>130435411
t.F-350 King Ranch lifted driver who can't maintain their lane

>>130445306
We do have Land Cruisers, I had a 2011 and it was pump. The 1990s model (97, maybe?) I had was better but still unrefined.

>>130437227
Don't make them as much

>>130445734
Finely Opel is free of american influence and we can start buying them again.

No Euros for us of shit. Better that money goes to France.

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I like my car

>>130445743
I don't believe that. Also, the bed would be outdoors so that's hardly practical. That's the main problem of it - you have all this area on the car, but you can't load anything that can't be outside, and you can't use it for seating.

Also, fuck you if that was a word joke.

>>130443034

This.
Vast majority of Germans live in towns like you posted. Only cucks live in cities.

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>>130445379

>jaun thinks his $1300 civic with a few mods can hang with a Group B monster

lmao I doubt that

>>130438894
2013 XLT SuperCrew 4x4 in sterling grey with modded 3.5l EcoBoost reporting in

>>130445956
http://content.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1963454,00.html


no joke again reality.

Currently drive 2012 Ford Fiesta.
Never trust a Ford.
>pinto design manufactured with life threatening fuel tank placement
>in preparation, Ford plans to grant 15,000 US moneys as settlement for lawsuits related to each estimated death and reconstructive surgery
>Ford nearly goes out of business
>post 2010 models with smart transmission like fiesta and focus intentionally designed to cause transmission issues
>lawsuits still being settled

>>130445516

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PsKw__7f-c

>>130445956
In America you just need to sell the idea.

It doesn't matter that dedicated plant is far more suitable for towing and carrying equipment. It doesn't matter that the interior will get torn to pieces if you attempt to do "work" in it. It doesn't matter that everything is rated and set for road use, making any practical application a guess as opposed to a precise operation.

People are buying the idea that they're hard and self reliant so they buy a vehicle that is branded as being so. The fact you can buy a "Super Duty" with cream leather, metallic paint and chrome finishing should set alarm bells ringing but it does not.

>>130442786
holy shit they are bringing back the comanche?

>>130437987
Like a 40oz drink from wawa or 7/11

>>130438044
This

>>130440906
>front wheel drive
>truck
Pick one.

>>130440906
Lmao
The ultimate fagmobile. What are you going to do? Grab 3 bags of mulch? Lololol. Cant be lifted. Has no hp or torque. No tow capacity. Jesus christ man. I hope youre being ironic because if not kys. My 4runner has a fucking v8 and after a bit of work has 330hp 345 torque and will handle trails like a boss while towing and carying more shit than that absolute cuck mobile.

>>130446495
if its not 4wd its not a truck that should be the law

>>130440906
>unibody
>useful
pick one

>>130439933
>small sporty car

Looks like a limp dick cuckmobile to me, but I guess that's why you like it.

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>>130445743
>In america people are so poor they live in there cars.
>Thats no joke, they have fallen so far.

Ever since automobiles were mass produced and markets by Ford, there are huge swaths of America who have nicer cars than homes.

Of course one certain demographic is overly represented among this group...

>>130446961
>cuckmobile
>>130446717
>cuckmobile
>>>130435411
cuckmobile

Seek mental help

>>130435411
Yuropoors don't drive in General. Yuroop is fucking poor as shit.

>>130447334
>9 posts by this i.d
Kys

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I just bought my first car last year, runs like a pearl and it's a 2001. I can't believe some of you dudes drive gayer cars than I do. Also, boyfriend just came back from Afghanistan and dumped me. So life is depressing, but at least I got this thing.

>>130447464
Should have got a 4runner so you could get a decent man with taste to notice you, faggot.

>>130446961
>Looks like a limp dick cuckmobile to me
you've obviously never driven one.
https://youtu.be/Z9pyFjZTc5Q

>tfw you tear through the gay ass streets of ancient rome while you coalroll fags with your massive double decker ford f150 with the twisted exhaust pipes that rotate a full 360 degrees while you operate the main deck's steering wheel as you drink from your X-Tra Big Swig Yummy Gulp drip IV attachment

>>130447329

>not supercrew

Burn this bitch

>>130447678
Not a faggot, use your critical thinking skills. Also, I let my dad pick it out, was wanting an SUV to take off-road for camping trips on occasion and this beast handles snow covered windy roads like it were nothing.

>>130438114
That's not a truck kiwi

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oh boy, p/o/l threads are my favorite.

who else /landbarge/ here

>>130448311
My dude. 2004 Town Car checking in

>>130447431
>Yuropoors don't drive in General

no we drive in manual

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pic related is my car, same paint color.

I've never known much about cars, but I liked how it looked and didn't have much money - got a pretty good deal (paid 2.5k for one with 110k miles on it, haven't had any issues and it's up to 155k now). I've driven some other cars, but none of them feel as easy to control as mine

Girls seem to love it, so I've always been happy with it

>>130445367
put it in H!

>>130445538

Google "mudding"

Not everyone gives a fuck about the opinions of others.

Faggot.

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>>130447678
>4runner
VO2 max.

>>130448118
>handles snow covered windy roads like it were nothing
As would any average european car built for the conditions (i.e. any car that isn't a nürnbergring-mobile).

>>130448311
I wouldn't mind a commuter landbarge if I lived in the US.

>>130449638
I 2nd the word "mudding" here. It's used for off-roading. Most of you city slackers wouldn't know.

>>130449638
Also, no offense, but you euros are 10/10 weirdos.

Why are we talking about Europeans? Everyone knows if you go to Europe they'll probably kidnap you or your wife and either torture them to death and cannibalize them.
>Hostel is a true story

My professor went to Europe a few times, and he said he witnessed little children be abducted. Y'all are like the weak, sick Europeans that were sent back home from Ellis Island.