Disgusting

>>130423705
>Walked around and asked a bunch of dudes if they cuddle
Of course 95% of them are gonna fuck with them and say they do. I mean if some one came up to me and my mates and asked that first thing were gonna say is of "course and we fuck too".

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>>130423705

There's nothing better than cuddling up to a cute guy :^)

>>130423705
sounds very nice to be honest ;_;

>>130423705
they asked 30 british faggots and now it's apparently a trend?

>>130423705
>t. ugly guy who cant get anyone to kiss or cuddle him

>>130424162
this!

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>>130424797

<3

>>130424889

:3

>>130424162
>>130424365
>>130424797
>reddit strike again

>not being homoerotic with your best bro
Fags

>>130423705
tfw no bf

>>130425646
not an argument.

also reddit isnt this good looking :^)

>>130423705
Am I the only one who's never cuddled with my Bros?

>>130425646
>everyone I don't like is reddit
awfully new of you...

>>130423705
But America has the biggest lgbt community in the world by % and you have all the no homo bro's, and you're the most diverse country on earth.
Truly a paradise worthy of judging others.

>>130423959
>Canadian
>Shitposting IRL

Checks out.

>>130423705
This is fake fyi. The uk is no different to the us.

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>>130423705
Not a single man has ever wanted to cuddle me.

>>130427483
Guys don't act like homos no matter what nation they are from, unless they are actually homo.

That anyone thinks straight guys cuddle is fucking laughable, you would get stabbed to fucking death for that shit in the UK just as you would in the US or anywhere else.

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>>130423705
>Men in bromances often kiss and cuddle
Keep telling yourself that faggot

Global

Civil

War

NAO!!!

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>>130427839
>>130427343
>>130426519
yeah ok

I fucking hate when i'm sucking a dude off and then find out he's a faggot. Happens more than you'd think.

>>130428463
cute <3
>>130428659
lmao!

>>130427483
>Not a single man has ever wanted to cuddle me.

Why? Are you not very attractive? Serious question

>>130423705
So obama and biden were closeted homos afterall.

When are those fucking shit memes going to be rolling out.

>>130428837
Are you the German from Dresden that offered me an opportunity to give him a BJ about a week ago? You had a nice cock.

>>130429065

No, I'm the gay Bavarian lefty from Munich, but I'll gladly accept your offer :^)

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>>130423705
You might be gay if you actually use the word "bromance."

>>130423959
>>130424162
>flags
Not surprised.

>>130429237
Damn okay had to ask <3

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>>130428463
You should come to the uk, it would be a lovely funeral.

xD

>>130429475

http://imgur.com/a/tY0eM

I'm not hung but at least I'm uncut :^)

im gay

>>130429554
You are the same guy, I swear you said Dresden last time. We keep meeting, I think it's fate.

>>130429769

No, that's disgusting, I'm Bavarian, not East German scum. LEARN THE DIFFERENCE

So when are you arriving in Munich? :^)

>>130423705
>t. research conducted by a dateless, single, faggot

>>130429947
I think we're destined to keep randomly meeting in these threads for eternity without ever getting a chance to taste your cock. :(

>>130430210

You don't get to travel much, I take it?

Bong here, I confirm this is absolutely true.
Me and my fellow lads used to lick each other arseholes as bonding ritual. This is absolutely normal here.

Umm guys I prefer kissing and cuddling women cx... Am I normal ? ;__;

God fucking dammit English is the worst sounding language of all time. It's even worse than Arabic. It just sounds like a really drunk German/Dutch bastardization with all the worst sounds from those languages rolled into one, followed by periodic glottal sounds you'd expect to hear from a low-level imp demon. I can't even imagine being around an English person when they speak their swamp tongue, it could be a 10/10 Aryan qt with the perfect body, doesn't matter. I would have to put on my headphones or something or just walk away because the minute I hear that dry-heaving disgusting language I just want to physically vomit.

my straight friend does this to me in addition to tickling me and asking me to scratch his head while he purrs. he calls me baby face and adorable because i'm a small cute guy. He's a big guy

It's really very simple. Unleash a vagina. And literally all you get is a fog horn. Nothing visual. A penis? Dont even get me started. And UK boys aren't missing any pieces either. Here comes my huge erection please pardon me

>>130430528

This is a lie, English is the most aesthetic language in the world, I think I love it more than German <3

>>130430581

Hey Canabro <3

>>130430663
Ciao bello

>>130430271
Nah I'm a poorfag. I'd love to visit Europe though and escape this nightmare.

>>130430808

Pretty sure Americans can get visas easily, what's stopping you?

>>130430808
>nightmare
where do you live..? CA? You know there are really nice parts of USA so you should wait on Eurabia.

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IMAGINE MY SHOCK

>>130427839
Finnish conscripts are all gay according to you

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omg /pol/ is sooooo fucking insecure

reminds me of those republicans in america who are really anti-gay rights then it turns out they've been having bumming dudes behind their wive's backs hahaha

just admit you boys are all closet homos, otherwised you wouldn't be lashing out ;)

>>130431109
I met a cute Finn here who really wanted to meet me because of how also cute I am. He didnt have the asian eyes/round face either. No homo

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>>130431128

<3

I wonder (((Who))) is pushing this "bromance" propaganda.

Had anyone even heard of this before you saw some news articles on it? I hadn't.

>>130431128
this desu.

>>130431211
>because of how also cute I am

I...I kinda feel attracted to you :^)

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>>130431239
>>130431255

>>130431301
Aw thanks schnitzel. You just seem thirsty and desperate for
>A) Sex
>B) Intimacy
>C) Romance
I prefer to get to know someone, or at least see them you know? No homo

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>>130423705
bro, that shit is some gay jew shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_Q_qwPAVvc

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>>130431392

Not too crazy about the massive mole on the guy's arm, but that's nothing amputation couldn't fix and the rest of the pic is cute af :^)

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>>130423705

>>130423705

>study done with 30 men who identified as heterosexual and "mostly" heterosexual enroled in sports degrees from a single university in the whole country
>journal edited by two feminists with jewish surnames

it's just science goy

>>130431531
That's an adorable post :: )

>>130431439

I'm horny a lot and I masturbate A LOT, but I'm not promiscuous at all, I don't do hookups, and I'd love to be in a relationship with a cute, caring guy again :^)

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>>130423705
Don't act like homosexual degeneracy is only a problem in Britain, it's a disease plaguing the entire world and we need to fight it together not point fingers at each other you fucking nigger

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Wow, they interviewed 30 sports students and based the entire country off of a highly selective sample size.

Of course 29/30 sports students admit to that kind of stuff, because typically about 29/30 sports students are in-the-closet homosexuals to begin with.

>>130431631
Hm how can I activate your inner boner..

Oh anon.. I'm a cute skinny blue-eyed boy with a small waist and pearly white skin and pillowy lips. I just want to snuggle with you bb ^^

>>130431807
>I'm a cute skinny blue-eyed boy with a small waist and pearly white skin and pillowy lips

You sound perf, please just don't be effem please <3

>>130423705
>he doesn't suck his best friend's penis

What kind of friend are you?

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>>130431439
>No homo

I find it qute af when guys say this, like they are so desperate to hide a little something intimate about themselves they feel the need to end every sentence with a little "reminder" {:-)

>>130431770
You dont need to explain it away. Is it a half decent country? It gets more masculine by acknowledging the shittiness of women. Is it man hating and homophobic? It is a barren waste land

>>130423705

Proud Brummie here. Can confirm the study is true. Me & my mates have been doing this since we were young lads, and we're all well into our twenties now.

>>130431891
British/Irish guys are the cutest but Im only into gay guys who are attracted to girls no homo
>>130431868
Effem? I'm soft and tender with a crystal voice but I'm not flamboyant...

>>130423705
Because Brits are of majority Celtic blood, and Celts have been homos and boy lovers since first recorded history of them.

what most of these guys are gonna mean by kissing is drunk kisses on the forehead, its a macho thing

>>130432297
My friend kissed me there before. I know he meant to go for my soft lips but he wasn't drunk.. not that I'd let that happen no homo

>>130429947
Why west germans hate east germans so much?

>>130432433
no.. of course you wouldnt

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>>130431392
>being this initimiated bu homos

come to the butthole party, you wont want to leave ;)

>>130432520
lol stop you're making me blush!

>>130432602
With your penis. Yes homo

>>130429515
You are some real 12 year old edgy kid faggot. Literally, you're chatting complete breeze. I would call you a neckbeard if you had hit puberty yet.

Both of these articles are from the UK, dumbass. All across the UK in universities people play gay chicken for fun, you literally have no idea what you're takling about.

>>130430528
Stop LARPing as a European.

>>130432020
>I'm not flamboyant...
Perfect <3
>>130432445
Fuck off, slavnigger

>>130432672
what is gay chicken?

>>130432831
But I love 1 man, and he's a big guy. I wouldnt mind back-ups though so I can feel validated...ya know? : )

>>130432919
>But I love 1 man

:(

>>130432919
I also have a massive thing for big guys haha, especially being a skinny 5'9 bonde boy with a cute face :)

>>130433109
ew...how much do you weigh?

>>130433109

You had me at "skinny" <3

>>130433102
you really can't commit can you? > : (

>>130432874
Getting wasted and seeing who can get the most secret brojobs

>>130433232

I refuse to compete, either you devote yourself to me fully or you GO TO AUSCHWITZ

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>>130423705
Have you seen our women mate?
They whine all the time that you dont kiss the ground they waddle on then ignore you all night shitposting on twitter

>>130433386
i dont even know what you look like...

>>130433168
just below 60kg

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>tfw when no big sexy spandex crime fighting hunk for call daddy

why live ;_;

>>130433456

I don't know what you look like either, you vagina <3

Plus, I'm not a big guy, I'm 175 cm :^)

>>130425779
This

Also, I don't work out, I find muscle mass ugly af, but I go for a run 3 to 4 times a week :^)

All boys schools and boarding schools. Now we are seeing generational faggots. The teachers are all faggots and they don't know anything different. Plus, look at the state of British Women. Don't worry though, ISLAM will destroy them.

>>130433600
>>130425779
you thirsty beta bottom-feeders make me sick.. the stench of your desperate can be sniffed out from here!

: )

>>130433421
>Have you seen our women mate?

I have, and the fact that Rotherham happened is nothing short of a miracle. It's like Muslims have no standards :^)

>>130423705
>why Britain so gay?

Have you seen their women. Aria Stark is 10/10 and most look like extras from World of Warcraft movie.

>>130431128
There is no such thing as a "closet homo". Either you're normal or you're a degenerate faggot sodomite.

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>This is the anti-degeneracy, white master race that /pol/ wont shut the fuck up about

I can't WAIT until the UK becomes more and more brown while whatever whites remain in there jerk off each other in the corner. You faggots are pathetic.

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>>130428915
I am fucking glorious.

>>130433875

Then I'll cuddle with you :^)

>>130423705
Straight men that go to bed with, kiss & cuddle other men, yeah no, those are called GAY men, literally no straight man does this, fake fucking news !

>>130433875
height/weight/eye color/hair length?

>>130423705
jew/polak mutt complaining about murricah ancestors... right, move on nigga

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>>130433907
Are you a woman who might be interested in breeding? If no, i have bad news for you, because you might be gay.

>>130433933
>>/b/736221497

>>130433731
Pls degrade me more, burgersama

>>130423705
Only people who have ever cuddled with me were either relatives, a bisexual man I knew at university and a lesbian woman I knew at university.

>>130434258
I'm not your tsundere! Baka...

>>130434250
Oops. Anyways was some picture of guys docking and the twitter caption saying "when you wanna go another round with the missus but she tapped out so your buddy gives you a reload"

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>>130434230
>If no, i have bad news for you, because you might be gay.

How exactly is this bad news? :^)

>>130434128
184cm(+0,5) 70kg don't know or care about the lenght of my hair.

Eyes are brown-greenish

>>130434700
>not blue
dropped

>>130434471
Because I am not gay, so you can't cuddle with me.

>>130434794
>you can't cuddle with me
that IS bad news for you

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>>130434849

>>130435039
yuck Finns are chines recolored anyway..

>>130434794
>Because I am not gay, so you can't cuddle with me

This is a LIE. Anyone can cuddle with anyone.

>>130423705
have you seen their women?

ITT nobody who has done MDMA with their buds

>>130423705
How fucking disgusting can a culture get?

Seriously English people disgust me mre y the day.

>>130437546
Wew did I fuck that up nicely.

>>130430271
I think I can get you a greencard, But I'm not looking for a relationship. I'm only for females. but anything to bring more whites here.

>>130423705
Brit's were always closet homos, have you never read history? Nothing new here. Have you seen their women?

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>>130423705

>>130427839
>That anyone thinks straight guys cuddle is fucking laughable

I'm straight and have spooned with other guys before

Physical closeness with either gender is nice, but women are undoubtedly nicer to spoon

>>130423705
Have you seen their women?

>>130423705

It's not gay if it's your bro.

>>130431128
t-this made me hard... a-am I faggot...?

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>>130423705

When you are stuck on an island with women that look like pic related, it's pretty hard not to go gay.

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>>130423705

>Why are Brits so fucking gay?
You two are related, gringo, you should know the answer, shouldn't you?

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>>130436331
excuse you, are you trying ti imply brit girls are ugly? you are clearly jealous anon.

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>>130440307
we have the best women stfu