Brit/pol/ - It's Too Hot edition

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FUCK THIS HEAT

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How do we sort this shit out lads?

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Here we see Reddit unable to understand how death counts work

https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/6hzgo9/local_residents_accuse_media_blackout_over_42/

No wonder they're all Corbynistas, they're all retards kek

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TOO DAMN HOT

Does anyone else like the idea of having all your possessions go up in smoke, provided you saved the important stuff (hard drives) and had contents insurance. God it would be wonderful. So envious of the Grenfell survivors.

>>130421734
It's realistic. Basically you're seeing how honest people are.

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>>130421764
Might want to move then

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>>130420649
>the issue still seems a bit fuzzy.

It's defo 100% the panels.

They had a professor bloke on Sky News this morning from Edinburgh Uni and he was explaining how high-rise buildings, even older ones like this are designed to be safe as fuck - double and triple redundancy fire doors, non-flammable stairwells etc. - which is why they tell you to close the door and stay where you are if there's a fire as theoretically there's no way for it to spread from floor to floor.

His kicker was that they only become a serious fire risk IF YOU START FUCKING WITH THEM i.e. putting cladding on and stuff.

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>>130421726
Need to move the UK scale down for me lad - anything over 20c is pretty energy sapping living day to day unless you're on holiday

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Pretty comfy here by the seaside lads.

>>130421734

Would you honestly fight for tolerance and diversity anon? I wouldn't.

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>>130421760

>>130421734
I wouldn't fight for the state, but I would defend my country.

>just passed out for like 4 hours and woke up soaking wet in bed

end me desu lads

>>130421734
Just under half the population wants to actively destroy the country. Half of the other half not wanting to die on their behalf seems pretty reasonable.

>>130421849

I had a mate whose flat burned down once and she said it was 'liberating'. Bloody hippies.

>>130421948

This, there is no way 20C is comfortable in an office like the picture is trying to state. 20C is managable if you are outside in the shade not moving but anything other than that it is too bloody hot.

>>130421734
When a country no longer belongs to its people, why would they want to fight for it? What would they be fighting for? Certainly not for their own people and interests.

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>>130421734

create a country worth fighting for

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Went to the coast today, gorgeous weather. Had a good drive, windows open, breeze flowing in. Got an ice cream (with flake), sat and pretended not to watch all the girls with bikini tops on (gf was with me).

Fuckin nice day. Back home now, glass of Pepsi with loads of ice, fan blazing away. English people who bitch about the heat aren't trying hard enough.

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>>130421958
I already did for 14 years.

Anyone here hitchhiked in the UK ?

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>>130422022
great point lad

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>>130422105
We wouldn't be here if we were dead.

>>130422042
25 with a slight breeze is my ideal

>>130421636
93 degrees sounds nice, its going to get to 108 degrees today

boys it's too fucking hot

>>130421734
Make this a country that people actually care about. We need social and cultural unity, with a shared set of beliefs and goals.

>>130421734
This is bullshit.

If we got invaded, we would all fight, those who didnt we would kill first.

>>130421734
If the West is doomed, what are we fighting for?

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>>130422067
Enough of this outrageous hedonism

>>130422203
Owen Jones hitchhikes with the intention of being raped

>>130422217
Yeah enjoy your dry heat whilst I melt in this shit.

Even having a shower, the water doesn't dry, I'm just sticky. Fuck this stickiness.

HELP ME!

>>130421734
>getting your legs blown off for some Paedos in government and some Pakis to take your tax money and rape your daughters
yeah no thanks

>>130422067
This.
You're never more than around an hour from the coast in the UK, enjoy the nice weather while we have it, I say.

>>130422281
>If we got invaded, we would all fight, those who didnt we would kill first

refugeeswelcome.jpg

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In regards to the rumours that 40 or more bodies might have been found in a single room, I would just like to say that it is perfectly possible for that sort of thing to happen if lots of people are trying to exit through one doorway/window.

Learn about the Station Inn nightclub fire.

This is the body map in pic related.

This is a video of the event happening with narration.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bknYdprA9ug
2:40 is particularly relevant in regards to lots of people trying to use one exit.

It killed 100 people and was just a nightclub fire.
Other video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMLSc4ua8ug
Video without narration https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY59mR44TLs

Obviously very different buildings but the same principles apply.

>>130421734

>Germany
>Japan

lol

>>130421734
i dont think the reason is a lack of nationalism
Its becuase we havent fought a war that benefited us or the country it was fourght in for 40 years

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>A socialist Brexit to reshape UK and Europe

http://www.politico.eu/article/how-a-socialist-brexit-could-reshape-uk-and-europe/


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Brexit sharts

>>130421636
>93F
>heatwave

What the fuck is wrong with the British?

Made beef pie lads.

>>130422465
Archive clickbaiters https://archive.is/5Q4as

>>130422412
The 31 bodies in the hallway is what is shown happening at the 2:40 point in the first video.

>>130422469
We dont have air conditioning in every house here. Usually we have a fan at most

>>130422356>>130422217
>>130422249


Yeah not forgetting 95% of UK homes DON'T have air con.

yeah, enjoy your 0%sand heat which is not really hatat all while we suffer in 98% humidity

>>130421636
>to 93 F
That's like a regular day in southern US right now. They just need to keep constantly hydrated and take breaks from the heat every once in awhile.

>>130422105
alot of people do it

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>>130422356
ill enjoy it for the majority of the week

>>130422488
nice with ale?

>>130422412
That video is horrific, but so intriguing at the same time. At around 6 minutes a man runs out of the front doors on fire.

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>>130422465
>This is how B̶e̶r̶n̶i̶e̶ Jeremy can still win

>>130422469
>it's another 'foreigners don't understand acclimatisation' episode

>>130422322

I know! My lass even had red sauce and sprinkles on her ice cream! Fucking outrageous!

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>>130422525
>Usually we have a fan at most

>>130422469
>what is acclimatisation
>what is being poorfags who cant afford aircon

>>130422561
what does that feel like, rotisserie chicken?

>>130421927

The kicker is that non of these things were made law until after it was built.

Normally stair wells will have a fan at the top and keep it pressured so any smoke gets pushed back out. They are also required to be wide enough to fit three people.

Grenfell had neither of these as it wasn't law when it was made and nothing in the law said it needed to retro fit these safety features.

I have a friend whos a firefighter, he said that that building was essentially an oven cooking everything inside. Fires would have spread through service ducts like wildfire. Support beams for flats would have crumbled and burnt under neath residents feet, but it wouldn't have been a problem as residents would have been long dead from smoke inhalation. If you were above floor four and the stairwell was blocked, you would have had to just sit and wait to die. Literally nothing could have been done.

I asked him if you could soak a duvet and run out - he said the water would have boiled and cooked you alive, and if it was polyester, would have melted to your skin.
If you tried to wet the floor it would have turned to steam and boiled you alive.

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>>130422529
>>130422469

>>130422527
A Greek mate of mine I met at Uni called us insane for having the houses we do in the Summer. When a Greek is telling you that shit is way too hot you know you fucked up

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>>130422626

>>130422469
it's all relative. we only get a week or two at most of this kind of weather a year, so we never have time to get used to it.

>>130422393

Beach was shite though, too rocky or i'd have got me socks n shoes off and gone plodging in the sea. Spunked some cash on the shitty arcades, saw the queue for fish and chips and said 'Fuck that'. British summer, the dogs nuts.

>>130422393
This isn't nice weather

It's fucking shit weather.

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>>130422488
Not in todays head lad surely....

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SHARIAH MAY! RESIGN AT ONCE!
SHARIAH MAY! RESIGN AT ONCE!
SHARIAH MAY! RESIGN AT ONCE!

>>130422527
>hatat

What did he by this mean?

>>130421734
I certainly wouldn't.

Had to walk 2 miles home because the local pakis are running riot round their part of town, driving around honking their horns and blocking all the roads. Seems like they won a cricket match or something? I need to move out of this shithole into some 99% white village.

>>130422706

Hey now, I kept me flat cap and braces on. Can't be going too NSFW yknow. Left my string vest at home though, shite eh.

>>130422672
Good point. If it gets below 50 F here I think it's too cold. When it's in the 100's it sucks but not atrocious.

>>130422674
houses in the med all have small windows and wooden shutters, helps alot

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>>130422469
>>130422561
Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

>>130422469
>It's rarely this hot, even in summer, it was cold a few days ago
>We have no aircon, fan at best
>It's humid horrible Florida style heat, not dry heat

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>>130422600
Except Cuckbyn will actually win. You're not retarded enough to think this shithouse government will last until 2022, are you Brexit shart?

>>130422561
You have my condolences. It's 86 where I am right now, and I start suffering from heat stroke as soon as I step into the sun.

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>>130421636
33 celsius I have withstood 38 and even 40 no one dies, how weak are the people?

Send help, I'm melting.

>>130422281
You're right, the majority would fight, but you have to look at how the question's phrased and how people would see it. When someone says fight for your country, over in Afghanistan and Morocco where they're fairly regularly dealing with openly hostile invasive forces that's what they think of which is why it's a majority yes, but over here people think of being sent overseas to walk into IEDs for America instead of simply defending our clay. I'm guessing that's why Japan's so low as well, they just think that they'd be made to go rape Nanking, get lost, turn into psychos, come home, and get nuked twice.

>>130422841
yea they just won against india in the ODI world cup

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>>130422845
>enjoying life

>>130422488
Yes.

>>130422736
I have AC, comfy 19C at my house at the moment.

>>130422915

Bowl of cold water behind your fan, the fan pulls the cold air from the water and throws it in your face. Bliss.

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>>130422849

>>130421636

>sun worshippers

WE ANCIENT EGYPT NOW

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>>130422731
>mfw there are people in this thread who are utterly ungrateful for this brief, yet glorious sunshine

>>130422671

He also said that the worst people are the Paki(stani)s, as they disproportionately have fires in their homes, and often when they turn up on site, they'll ask them to go away as they won't let men in their house.

Another time a paki stopped them from putting a ladder up to the third floor to save his wife off a balcony because he didnt want any men touching her. She died after the inside of the building exploded.

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>>130422915
>sweaty and itchy
>want to take a shower
>know that I'll just get sweaty again if I take one now

If you don't have air conditioning I can see why you bongs are in pain. Here in dixie it's 91 degrees right now and I'm in my apartment with a blanket on. Not because I'm a retard, but because it's like 70 degrees in my apartment

>>130421734
By becoming a catholic country where the monarch answers to the pope again. Until then i have no allegiance to this country only god and rome. Sodomisers and baby murderers btfo

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If Britain goes for a soft Brexit, literally what was the point of the whole thing? The only benefit I can think of is on the EU's side.

They will finally be able to put tougher laws on things like corporate tax dodging (which the UK was the only country that veto'd it.)

>>130423033
>people pretend to like this sunshine

Fuck off you stupid paki

>>130422846
50F is warm to me. 100f is death tier

>>130421734
It will sort itself out

Hard Times > Good men > Good times > Weak Men > Hard times

>>130421734
Why is japan so low?
I thought they were based even after getting nuked.

>93
>Hot
Hahahaha you Brits are pussies.

>>130423047
just stay in the shower
get drunk
sleep in the shower

>>130423101
why are you pretending to be a nazi?

Britbongs acting like they know heat. It was 43C in Texas yesterday

>>130422469
You do realise the average in this country is about 10C?

We're in the North, not the South you fucking retard. We're not sand nigger desert dwellers like you fat sharts are.

>>130423042
sounds about right, fucking Pakis

>>130423042

Major problem in the paki and indian community, is they refuse to hire certified workies. Instead of calling British Gas, they call 'Uncle Mahmood' who did a course in Karachi 30 years ago.

Next thing you know, the entire family dies of carbon monoxide poisoning. I had a paki landlord in London, they never once hired an actual professional to fix shit, it was always some older fella with gaffer tape and a screwdriver.

Faggot bongs think 93F is hot.

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>>130423101
The marxist nonce won't be able to do half of the meme shit in his manifesto if it's soft Brexit. That's a good thing.

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>It's hot, abnormally so, and it's all your fault. My proofs have already proven false, even though 97 of scientists in a fake study agreed. Pay carbon tax and increase my billions.
t. Al Gore

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>>130421636
>93f
>killer heat wave
lmao-ing at puny anglos

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>>130422671

The stairwells in older tower blocks are literally just concrete stairs with metal handrails - there's nothing in there to burn, which is the point.

The idea is that if you have concrete floors and concrete walls and stairwells made of concrete, each floor is ostensibly its own isolated concrete box with windows and there's no way for a fire to spread from floor to floor, even before you factor in fire doors and the heavy duty flatt doors. Nothing like Grenfell has ever happened before because these buildings are designed to be safe. Those safety features only start failing when you tinker with them; adding ladding, large internal ducting, carpeting the stairwell etc.

>>130423071
| | | | | <--- this column

>>130423159
American occupation policy of cucking them to death.

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>>130422893
>t. I don't know how elections work in Britain

Please tell me exactly how Labour are going to force an election when they don't have enough seats (even with their presumptive allies) to force a no-confidence vote.

Worst case scenario, the Tory wets vote against their own party to force an election that they know they will lose, leading to them getting booted out of the party and the Tories potentially becoming right wing again (Ruthie's worst nightmare).

The very earliest that we'll get an election is immediately after Brexit.

>>130423103

It's nice when you're out and about, just rough trying to sleep with your knackers stuck to your leg

>>130423033
i'm a pasty boy lad, i just wear a nice loose shirt and short and shades, it's great.
if you feel too hot, the best thing (aside from water obv) is some nice salty food like crisps or fish and chips.

>>130423160
>10C is cold
Hahahahaha you Yanks are pussies.

>>130423232
Wtf is 93F? SPEAK ENGLISH YOU STUPID SPIC!

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Brit/pol/ BTFO.

>>130423232
>>130423160
>cold, rainy, windy island for most of year
>get small sudden bursts of heat
>people find it hard to cope with this abnormality

IMAGINE MY SHOCK

ALRIGHT LADS, SHARE YOUR TIPS TO BEAT THE HEAT!!

Here's what I do:

>Fill a 2L bottle with water

>Stick it in the freezer until it had frozen entirely

>Wrap it in a thin towel, or tissues.

>Sleep with it in your bed

>Be cooler


Here's ANOTHER TIP:

>Fill a sandwich box with water, forming a big block of ice

>When you are going to bed, take it out of the freezer

>Then, place the block of ice in front of whatever fan you have. (A hand fan would do, but preferable have a normal sized plug-in fan)

>Have cool air blown onto you
Those are my solutions lads.

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>>130423259

>>130423159
they aren't aggressors anymore though I imagine if they were invaded they'd go full Nobunaga

>>130423298
get off 4chan and get back to the front Abdul

>>130423378
meant for
>>130423103

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You faggots don't know how good you have it

>>130423200
You sand niggers are used to that kind of heat, you come here when it's like 10C and put on jumpers whilst we wear t-shirts.

Fucking nigger, read the god damn thread, learn our average temp, learn acclimatization. Idiot yanks, it's always fucking yanks that run their mouths. Shut the cunting fuck up.

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>>130423298
ELLO REMEMBER ME

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we have a warning

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>>130421636
>a high of 93°F is a "killer heatwave"
>that's just the high temperature, not even what it'll be for most of the day
>the government is warning people to stay indoors
>93°F

Appalling.

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>>130423416

https://order-order.com/2017/06/12/10-times-owen-jones-betrayed-corbyn/

>>130423303

I asked him this too - he said that if those stairwells weren't sealed or pressurized, they'd be just as hot as the rest of the fire regardless of anything burning in there.

>>130421927
sauce on this please

do they actually fuck?

>>130423475
>living in a literal desert
I mean Phoenix is nice and all but you kind of have it coming

>>130422465
OOOOOOOOOOOOH JEREMY CORBYN

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Put the remote weather sensor in the bedroom (converted loft).

Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs tonight, which is also too warm...

>>130423416
He deserves a trucking by the pakis he is so desperate to get fucked by.

>>130422281
>If we got invaded
>If

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>americans think anyone cares about their weather updates, or indeed, about anything they ever say in general

>>130423451
that's uncalled for
iraqi army suffers from over staffing you know, not shortage of fighters
>>130423495
yeah.

No more temperature threads, it lets the Americans in

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Why do Americans and Australians keep posting this meme acting like our weather isn't hot?
Do they truly think humidity doesn't play a part?
Do they truly think having aircon doesn't play a part?
Do they truly think acclimatisation doesn't play a part?

And yet dozens upon dozens of them, literally every single time this happens have to shitpost about "HURR MUH CLIMATE IS HOTTER THAN YOUR CLIMATE HURRRRRRRRRR"

Is it just trolling at this point?

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Is Momentum still here

>>130423475
>Phoenix
A fucking dry heat desert that has 500 billion degrees Celsius all year round.

vs

Small Island in the North Atlantic that gets small short bursts of high heat and year round cold.

Fuck the fuck off, fucking hell.

>>130421636
>93F
>hot
It's 109F here, stop being pussies.

>>130423552

They're usually sealed. Two sets of fire doors like an airlock.


Of course, if the wall outside is on fire....

>>130423026
nothing in /britpol/ will ever surpass the moment when the rand shrine was first revealed to us all

i almost kinda miss the randposter, in so far as it was amusing to have some genuine, tangible autism

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>>130423416
Don't take that slimy little rat seriously. He was one of the loudest anti-Corbyn voices on left right up until the morning of the 9th of June. His sudden change of tune is as transparently cynical as it is desperately pathetic.

>>130422955
Aye OK

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>>130423672
No.

>>130423651
>asking a thread of Brits not to talk about weather

>>130422670
kek

>>130423672
To a lesser extent. The black pills are the major nuisance though.

>>130423426
>putting ice in front of a fan
this sounds so obvious but i've never thought of it before. great tip.

>>130423475
Post humidity

>>130423475
Americans have Air Conditioning in every home you burger fuck.

We have to get through our FOUR DAYS A YEAR of intense heat (25-35C) without air conditioning.

It's hell. You don't, and can't, understand.

Especially due to the negro admixture, the Americans can handle the heat better.

>>130423658
Because you're all cuck faggots who start getting heat stroke on a nice warm day. Oh heavens me!

Maybe you should switch to iced tea you retards. kys

>>130423386
>50 degrees
>cold
I might wear a thin sweater in that weather.

Meanwhile you faggots are literally dying to a normal cozy summer day hahahahaha holy shit no wonder you lost your empire.

>>130423648
https://youtu.be/Gkp8af_iSf8

What's your opinion on Tony "blood for the blood God" Blair

Just completely zero'd my head with special Wahl balding clippers. I could no longer tolerate the daytime.

>>130423707
Next American to mention weather shall be smited down by God, they shall be raped and flayed and then drowned in urine.

Be warned Amerifilth. Be warned!

>>130421636
93? LOL. It's supposed to hit 105 here today.

>>130422841
Birmingham ?

>>130423200
You sand niggers are used to that kind of heat

THIS...im from Australia where the heat is fucking insane, moved to the UK 10 years ago where i used to take the piss when headlines said 91 degree heatwave, panic, ARRGHHH...but i get it now, im used to the winters where 10 degrees is not cold and is the norm, the houses here are not built for the heat at all and the brits are used to the cold

>>130423865
Can you fuck off? Go back to sucking Trump's wrinkly balls and leave Britpol to us

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>tfw countryfile

>>130423658
It's because they're guaranteed (You)s.

>>130423917
>pirate
off course you would you fucking somalian

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>>130423416
lol
what a gay

>>130423643
OP isn't American, you mentally challenged mongoloid.

>>130423870
That's T-Shirt and shorts weather, lad.

Our current heat is utter hell. Complete and utter hell.

Most of our shops over here don't have decent Air Con, nor do offices.

IT IS HELL DURING THE SUMMER

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>Britkeks
AHAHAHAAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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I don't think Americans (or most Brits, for that matter) realise how much further north we are compared to America. They seem to think you can fly in a straight horizontal line from London and land in North Carolina or some shit.

I WANT WINTER

bUT THERE ARE SO MANY TEEN GIRLS IN THEIR UNDERWEAR EVERYWHERE, BOOBS EVERYWHERE, LEGS, ASSS, TITS, TITS, LEGS ASS, HOT LIKE CUTE GIRLS HNNNNNNG

>>130423882
a war criminal

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What's Brit/pol/'s opinion on this man?

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>>130423984
>Posting a picture of anyone in a blanket right now
Please kill yourself me lad

list of faggots to filter out:

!!zMbauK90t1M
!!sD6h8LgcbfU
!!QzsVseG+8V9
!!hf1gYlduTsB
!!sD0UmouIGCJ
!!spag5sNh5f7
!!pe/WI0WvgxN
!!XKy4PC1RH+2
!khan0DfcYs
!mweAve86e6
!xi8/JKFwzo
!!ThhQM/i4Nz8
!I6NTH72U2IX
!niqjediPCA
!!FJ60XUrqjrt
!upUGcHlgU2
!!03sSxJ9cqcI

do not reply to tripfags

>>130423924
They were doing this near me in Manchester as well. Pakis are all the same

>>130423964
>Sand nigger Americans don't realise that we're a cold country
>They think "OOOH AN ISLAND, OMG IT'S A TROPICAL ISLAND LOLOLOL"

No, we're a cold island, fucking dimwitted Americunts. God can they just all die, can Yellowstone just fucking blow the fuck up and rid this world of that cancerous cunt hole.

>>130423971
No this is too funny watching you bongs melt like snowmen. I thought you Muslims were adjusted to heat? Stay cool Ahmed.

>>130424081
You'd think you'd at least cover up that flag before making that post. Bad optics

>ITT: Yanks who don't understand we don't use Air Conditioning over here

>>130424104
No he wasn't. He didn't do anything wrong

>>130424156
We're temperate, not cold.

>>130424132
Thanks lad. Will be sure to filter these.

>>130424132
Nice 1PBTID

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it isn't even hot today
it was much hotter yesterday

>>130424132
why is britpol such a den of tripfags?

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>>130424119

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>>130424083
Better comparison

A group of 13 - 16 yr old girls next door all wearing just panties and getting drunk playing in a pool.

one of them has the body of a goddess , they dont care people can see, i think they like it

>>130424105
pretty good, though a bunch of edgy >tripfag intellectuals
will disagree

>>130424158
At least we don't get daily forest fires

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Destruction of the BBC when?

>>130424291
dumb frogposter

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i like my skies overcast and leaking water

sweating is uncomfortable and rain is comfy

>>130424245
No, we're cold all year round, except for sudden bursts of intense heat or intense cold.

Also all American flags ITT are now filtered, fucking annoyances.

>>130421734
>wanting to die for this socialist hellscape

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>>130424132

>>130424053
>see, you might feel a bit of a chill but not really think much of it when it's 50 degrees!
>so it's totally the same when we start dying of heat stroke on a warm and sunny summer day!

>>130421636
oy vey dis jim davidson is a bad mang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTPNsvABGFk

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>>130423984
The Engineer is back. It's true because I saw it on the TV, Rimmer.

>>130424259
>t. Scotcuck

I went outside for 5 minutes today and nearly developed sunstroke.

>>130424347
dumb frogposter

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>>130424334

>>130422525
93f is not worth turning the aircon on. Open all windows and have a cold drink

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31 degrees over here.

About 15-20 degrees hotter than my ideal.

>>130423717

This, at one time I would have said he deserves at least some respect for being honest and enthusiastic but he hasn't even got that

>>130421734
By making the country worth fighting for.
Being sent out to shoot shitskins in illegal wars that piss off their shitskin immigrant family members who shouldn't even be living here so that they blow themselves up, killing civvies, is not my idea of "fighting for your country".

>>130424289
Why is /Czech/pol such a- oh wait nevermind.

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>>130423201
Yeah this sure is a desert

>>130424410
dumb frogposter

>>130424373
It's 33 here in the south, fuck this shit.

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>>130421636

>93F
>Hospitals on standby

You fuckers wouldn't last a second in the South. Try low 100's with 100% humidity.

Stop monging on about the heat it's not even that hot

Whoever mentions the heat after this post is automatically gay in real life

starting from, now.

>>130424352
The only reason you don't is because Air Con is widespread over in Yankland.

People in Europe don't use air conditioning because we're not pussies.

>>130424198
Your shitty tube doesn't even have AC. England is a 3rd world shit hole.

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>>130424367
>The Engineer is back
What do you mean?

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>>130424300

Pics for the love of god

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>>130424332
>soon

>>130424211
so he....dindu nuffin?

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>>130424381

>>130421734
I wouldn't fight for modern Britain

>>130424466
But i'm too hot, can't even think.

>>130424466
Go back to Saudi Arabia you Wahhabist nigger.

>>130424462
I know. I visited a place in Mexico called Texas last year and it was unbearably warm

>>130424481
Not really, especially outside the South.

>>130424537
dumb frogposter

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>>130424332
>Scared, confused-looking child
>Building blocks everywhere
I am reminded of other things

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>lack of organisation at grenfell
Where the fuck are the NGO's when you need them domestically?

They're the first to go to foreign disasters which use our fucking donations and foreign aid money yet are useless domestically.

>>130424083
Yeah, but we don't have any extremes in temperature. So we don't get terribly cold, nor terribly warm due to the Gulf Stream.

>conservatives now saying they won't leave the EU with no deal

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>>130424533
He dindu nuffin. You guys just exaggerate how bad he was

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>>130424373
actually I was in London yesterday and Sussex today

London was much hotter
and the bus was like a sauna with no aircon and tiny windows

todays been mild compared

>>130424484
Just because we don't have nigger-tier heat.

So if anyone else's house burned down would they get 5 grand or is that just for muzzies?

>>130421734
if i had a drone or was a sniper i guess.
i'm not good at running so maybe a driver of some sorts.
too tall for tank or sub supposedly but ok for jet
and humvee.
worst case scenario of urban war just hook it up with some training and a barrett. hands don't shake
cause I don't drink often.

>>130424616
Is there even a domestic aid budget? For emergencies like greenfell or flooding?

It's been a great day for some beers, bongs and bass lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My8T8vTYaZ8

>>130423692
Britain is not very cold at all, especially outside northern Scotland.

>>130421636

dear yurop,

pls send global warming.

t. flooded farmer

ps. keep your deathtrap highrises

>>130424548
>>130424557

Automatically gay in real life

>asked to come out for drinks
>only reason I don't want to is because of the bus journey
fuck taking a taxi

>>130424481
My summers regularly reach 110+. 93 isn't even worth the AC bill.

Open some windows and enjoy a nice glass of iced tea like holy shit hahahahaha

>>130424574
When I went to NY everyone had an Air Conditioning unit stuck out the window.

>>130424576
Oh look its the dumb frog poster, poster.

>>130421734
The last "good war", the last war actually worth fighting in, was WWII.
And then, only for Germans.
You can't even accuse me of committing treason in that respect cause I'm half German.

>>130424697
No regular people have insurance

>>130424697
Have you posted this before? I'm getting massive de ja vu for some reason.

>>130424766
I am the voice of the silent majority

>>130424756
>iced tea
Wtf is that

>>130424300
I would, but that would be posting cp

There are no blokes there, just 8 girls, some are slavic or polish, some are English. I think its the Polish girl who is just incredible.

>>130424651
you know you guys were once a relativly good influence over the world
corrupted and turned to shit like anything americans touch

>>130424702
I am 6'6" and served in a Scimitar, pretty much the smallest vehicle in the Army and I fit well. Height wouldn't be a problem tbqh lad.

>>130424766
>>130424825
well the majority of non-redditors
which i guess is a minority
but in the same sense that the english are a minority in london
it's still them that should matter

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>>130424347
Saw this and it reminded me of you, Pube.

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Is a terror attack on holidaying westerners in Mali a happening or a mass Darwin award?

>>130424845

There's football on, lad. Go watch that instead and stop being a nonce.

I bet the final dead figure will be about 140.

>>130424824
I don't think I have.

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>>130424300
>>130424498
>>130424845

>>130424756
>Open some Windows

No, it's normally warmer outside, so it's better to keep them closed. I normally keep the curtains closed, and put foil on my bedroom window to reflect the heat.

>Iced tea

Americans...

>>130424930
What channel?

>>130424825
Let's put that to the test

https://www.strawpoll.me/13223568
https://www.strawpoll.me/13223568
https://www.strawpoll.me/13223568

Poll

http://www.strawpoll.me/13222911

http://www.strawpoll.me/13222911

http://www.strawpoll.me/13222911

http://www.strawpoll.me/13222911

http://www.strawpoll.me/13222911

>>130421636
Brits are slowly loosing their country and its great.
Trip fags are autistic and that is also great.

>>130424985

ITV4

Confederations Cup

>>130424943
>>130424845

hey man. If they don't say no it's consent. I'm pretty sure that's the law

>>130425007
Rimmer has the best frog collection though.

>>130424948
You open the windows to get a nice draft you retarded yurocuck

>putting foil over your windows and drinking hot tea
hahahahahaha jesus christ you can't even make this up

>>130425017
>911

:0

>>130424634
>So we don't get terribly cold, nor terribly warm due to the Gulf Stream.
Gulf Stream is slowing down faster than ever before. I'm actually quite looking forward to getting some cold winters again. Not had snow in years now

>>130421734
The better quality of life the less likely someone is to want to risk throwing their life away.. for the most part. Of course this chart doesn't really mean much - during peacetime people in 1st/2nd world countries are less inclined to want to risk dying for their country than those in countries where severe hardship and conflict for survival are a daily fact of life. If a serious war with severe enough threat to the main population started in any of the countries between 0% and 50% I bet that willingness to fight would be much higher.

>>130425020
White Americans are a minority. Game over

BREAKING: LUXURY RESORT POPULAR WITH BRITISH TOURISTS UNDER ATTACK IN MALI

>>130424498
>>130424845
Just pure blonde perfect skin, hair in pigtails, pert perfect boobs, long legs and a peach of an arse

she is 15-16 and knows she is a 9/10 already, she will be getting cock soon if she isn't already.

"Killer" at 93 degrees F??? Are you fucking serious? No wonder UK is being overrun and out-bred. Fucking faggots and pussies.

>>130424761
In the City? That's because NYC is 10 degrees hotter than the surrounding region thanks to all the buildings trapping heat

>>130425107
No, I have a fan in every room for a "draft".

If you open the window, all the cool air is replaced by warm air.

Also, there's no air today.

Foil on the Windows is sensible, lad. It reflects the heat.

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>>130425017
Go get your tattoo done

>>130421734
they included women when they asked this question so it's pretty much irrelevant
just proves one thing

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>>130425127

Snow. Hnnnnnnnnnnggggggg.

>>130425040
What channel is ITV 4 on freeview? On my tv it says 24 is quest red +1

>>130425007
Ranidaphobes BTFO

>>130425176
He's not lying
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-40322039

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>>130421636
>93F
>Hot

Even with 99% humidity, that's some pussy shit, dad.

>>130424332

BBC Three has become the British version of MTV. Continuous degeneracy from a channel which is becoming less relevant by the day.

>daily reminder that TV viewership amongst the young is down 40% since 2012

>>130425020
>loosing

Fucking spastic you lad, keep readin' those them there teachin' books Cleatus

KEK

The "dumb frogposter" poster is getting royally BTFO

http://www.strawpoll.me/13223568/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/13223568/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/13223568/r

Lmao you faggots don't even own an AC! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

>>130425176
>Mali

Also, why have I not got a push notification for it?

RT tells me when Trump takes a shit, but not when Brits are dying?

>>130425289
>nigger genes

>>130425176
Serves them right for going to Mali

>>130425176
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-40322039

shit its real

>>130425289
>>130425192

American IPs need to be banned from these threads.

>>130425185
go for it man

before a Paki does and she is forever lost

would like to see her but better dont post it
that guy yesterday who posted his 15 y.o. sister on britpol got banned

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>>130425296

>>130425314
It's like 10 degrees C 90% of the year m8

NEW

>>130425403

>>130425403

>>130425403

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>>130425403

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>>130425314
I do, staying nice and cool while I shitpost

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>>130424911
fugg it's real, High score is 20 for that location

>>130425237
he wont be laughing while he's trying to sleep, i've been this burned before

>>130425345
I'm a yuro mutt with some nip supreme gentleman thing going.
>>130425371
Does it say 4chan.co.uk? No? Deal with it.