This is President William Howard Taft. Say something nice about him.

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He's a big guy

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thicc

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Quintessentially American.

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Oh yeah, Sicario - was that true?
About how he had to visit Mexico w/ 4000 US troops due to the risk of assassination?

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>mighty mustash
>timeless suit
>powerful posture

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The original big guy

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John Goodman's great great grandfather.

Dapper AF (pronounced ayy eff)

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For USA.

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>I must stay on the court in order to prevent the Bolsheviki from getting control (1929)
W.H.Taft 1857 – 1930.

The Corpse Chief Justice of Mankind, interred into his golden throne, forever guarding humanity from the socialist terrors of Das Warp, fueled by the sacrifice of 10,000 lawyers' souls each day.

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He got stuck in the bath tub

For a fat guy he didn't sweat much.

Good President, but fucked up a lot of Teddy's policies to control (((big business))).

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Nice mustache krispy kreme.

he looks like a 19th century freemason
sage

Bonger here
Never heard of him, you learn something new every day

>>130405460
he looks very confident

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>sharp mustache
>surprisingly well fitted suit for a man of his girth
>the suit itself is nice, too
>he didn't create the federal reserve
>he probably didn't use too much tax payer money on travel either

I hardly know anything about him. What were his accomplishments? I'm reading up on it now, but there's a lot to read.

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Looks like a useless fat git desu

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THICC

Funny guy, cabbage story and all.

He EXXXTRA T H I C C C

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the only man to be at the head of all three branches of the government at one point or another.