Best country on Earth, Bud.

eh, bud

>>130402980
*blows dog*
yep, canada is truly the best

>>130402980
>be like OP
>changes gender to female
>rapes white chick and kids
>gets away with it because he identifies as female, and females cant rape and raping kids is the same as raping a full grown wumen(according to feminist and lgbt)
>rolls joint and smokes it

Fawkin right bud

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Best country on Earth, pal.

*rolls away on his scooter*
*has a 47% chance of being non-white*
*gets hamburgers for nearly free but overpays for healthcare*
*sends his son(s) overseas to die for Israel*
*suspends habeas corpus*
*gets heart disease*
*gets shot (with bullets, not needles, because his uncle on Facebook says vaccines cause autism)*

If you don't love shit this you can git right out pal. No one will miss ya.

>>130403542
This guy called me a fag for sucking my female girlfriend's dick. When I reported him for homophobia they let him go since it was a girl's dick and so I was not a homo and he wasn't being homophobic just silly..

'mericans will never know this feel.

>>130403707
Even other countries wont know it because it doesn't even make sense at all, it also sounded stupid. I hope you're being sarcastic.

>>130404100
it's not gay if it's a female dick bro

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>*overpays for everythng*
>4$+ tax for a farmers breakfast wrap

Get the fuck out of here god damn it why is it so delicious!!

>>130404499
Nah

>>130404831
that's sexual discrimination bud. you seem like the type who would assign a gender to his child.