French Foreign Legion

>>130378851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U41DRZKCN4g

forgot to add link

Downside: You become a french citizen

>>130378851
The FFL is only a good option if you're literally bottom of the barrel scum with few options. If you're thinking of joining just because you're bored or you think it will give you discipline or meaning then you are an absolute fuckwit.

>>130378995
I have alot of assault charges on my record giving me few options for employment. I was a big fighter in my late teens and early 20's. Been 10 years and those times still effect me today with employment etc.

>>130378851
Hope you like to run.

t. former FFL

>>130378851
If you're desperate enough, go for it.

I'll give you one reason, it will be hard as fuck and you'll likely desert, get caught, and be a africans main hole in prison.

>>130379162
If you're gonna do it, do it now. The older you get, the harder it will be, both physically and mentally.

>>130378851

>Granted you can pass training and physical tests, they accept anybody, criminals, people on the run, people looking to start a new life, etc.

Wrong:
- "blood crimes" criminals and rapists are rejected.
- you have to be less than 44 years old.

>You gain valuable training and military experience as FFL.

Right, but with suffering. A lot.

>You gain discipline and honour

Not that much.
You become a killer, with loyalty to your comrades, not honor.

>>130378972
>Downside: You become a french citizen

Wrong.

The time you serve, you get a new identity if you ask for it.
So funny, the guy who gives you your new family name is sometimes bored as fuck. Mr. AIDS or Mr. TOILETSEAT are not so uncommon.

After you serve, you may ask to get French citizenship, as any other alien who spent some years in France. The fact you served is of course a bonus.

>>130380257
Muh Knights Watch though

Putting your life on the line for the likes of Macron, you must have the IQ of a flea.
Go to School/ University and build a better life for yourself, a harder and more respectable path. Get a wife and have lots of children and bring them up to be gwm.
Joining the army..........my sides

>>130378851
If you're thinking of joining you really need to put some more effort into your research.
Try here https://cervens.net/legionbbs123/
>Granted you can pass training and physical tests, they accept anybody, criminals, people on the
>run, people looking to start a new life, etc.
Wrong.
If interpol are looking for your, or anything serious comes up on your security check, or the "gestapo" just don't like something about you during selection interviews, you're not getting in.
>You gain valuable training and military experience as FFL.
The FFL use very outdated military training, it is often the case that veterans who join the FFL assume usual combat procedure is valued, then get confused why they're bayonet charging up a hill in the age of assault rifles.

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>>130378851
>become a drone
Sounds good

>>130379205
How was it? I hear they pass over foreigners when it comes to promotions.

>>130385289
Foreigners can only be NCO's. Only French officers.

What do you do in the Foreign Legion? Shoot niggers in Mali?

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It's probably fucking shit, full of slavs and south americans who are there only for the shit money, living conditions are shit and you must wear uniform constantly.

Fuck that mate.

>>130385553
Kind of sounds like being in jail but you're actually encouraged (and equipped) to kill subhumans now and then.

>>130378851
The only point of joining FFL is becoming a French citizen later and getting some kind of military career out of it. Now, career in the military is just retarded and I already can live in France as a EU citizen. So I say fuck this jazz

Awesome documentary. Thanks for putting it up.

Anyone have that picture of the french foreign legion soldier holding up a bloodied terrorist corpse

>>130378851
Great idea to rehabilitate convicts.

>>130383120
>Stop the cycle of self-destruction
>Give your life a meaning
absolutely horrifying

are they a SF unit? how do they compare to SEALs/SAS?

>>130388864
They are an elite infantry unit but they have their own special forces as well.

>>130378851
Some experience with the FFL here. You could go through all the training, pass everything and still not get in. They only accept a very small %. Some time ago they started to refuse certain countries, I think this is still the case. You have a higher chance if you already have military experience from either the UK, USA and most other Anglo countries. If you have no experience your chances are less than slim.

>You are given a new Identity and your old crimes and failures vanish from history, your old self is dead.

They do background checks and if you're a serious criminal you will be turned in to your country's law enforcement.

>>130378851
Do their hats unfold to a surrender flag?

>>130378851
No blood Crimes though
Well they got à suspiciously high amount of ex-yugos military after the war but maybe they just liked France and were not all genocidal serbs

>>130389067
This is true, the FFL now is not the FFL you see in movies of 60 years ago. If you're' criminal scum they do not want you.

>>130389021
Heard it the other way around. They are less likely to accept men from first world countries because they reckon you've got a good life you can back to and have a higher chance to piss off eventually. Also it's apparently easier for them to train someone from the base up than retrain a marine or whatever to do it the french way.

I think SEALs for that matter are different as well because they argue the stuff they are doing is often counter intuitive to someone who is used to conventional warfare infantry stuff, therefor it's better to train recruits from scratch.

Don't know if the FFL has mission type tactics or a more rigid system. That might be a factor too.

ahahahahahhaha ffl recruitment lowest in years , nobody wants to defend french jihadist that have more rights than you

sage

>>130378851
they are a pathetic bunch of pussies.

>>130378851
I knew a guy who went for it.
The training is horrendous. It's equivalent to seal team training even worse. The guys an absolute tank too. I reckon he dropped out as it wasn't as good as he thought it was.

>>130389317

It's been almost 20 years since I was down there, so maybe it's changed. But when I was I was with a friend who was a former Pathfinder from the UK military, they thought he was the bees knees.

a reform penitentiary Legion would be pretty fucking awesome for a country to have.
If they can follow orders let them go do the dirty shit no one else want to do. If they make it through and sever honorable free them and give them bonuses for how well they served.

sociopaths are perfect for warfare. They can and do follow orders and realize penalties for say deserting or trying to rebel.
They also aren't never plagued by guilt and shame for killing.

As long as there is only one that maybe numbered tens of thousands maximum I see nothing but good.

>>130389488
i was really tempted to sign in.
then macron won the election.
i won't join the caliphate army.
Guess i'll wait for the rise of some SS in europe.
wont join regular army,since it will be used to kill patriots and to defend subhumans and degenerates in the near future.

Enjoy earning 500 euro a month while working your ass off with niggers and criminals and other undesirables.

>>130389680
Hey man, I wasn't there so what do I know. But why would someone of substance from a first world country join the FFL in the first place? It's not like they're paying good I imagine. Can't even marry if you want to.

>>130389488

Maximum kek that is total bullshit, but seeing as though you're from a country with no real military I can see why you fell for that meme.

LE basic training is akin to British line infantry training at Catterick, tough for most but not even slightly comparable to any kind of SF training.

Going for 2REP would make things a lot harder once you leave Castelnaudary to to Promo Parachutiste, but it's still not SF selection.

If you're mate was a "tank" then that's probably why he struggled, the LE aren't looking for body builders, they want tough, wiry pack mules as a base unit then develop their ideal Legionairre from there.

>>130389697
>sociopaths are perfect for warfare. They can and do follow orders and realize penalties for say deserting or trying to rebel.

That's actually not true. Not all. Sociopaths are bad at following orders generally, are no team players, and so on. Unless you want to do some SS shit or whatever.

What you want is strong nerds who love their buddies and go hulk if you fuck with their friends. Most of the infantry I know of doesn't fight really against the enemy but rather for their mates.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF6PenFuZOk
Best songs

>>130389990
>Unless you want to do some SS shit or whatever.

SS did a pretty god damn god job following orders,so you proved yourself wrong with your own example Hans

I white women belong to the Black man
That's right!
You going to pay for my mulattoes cracker!!!

>>130389990
don't start a blitzkreig with that attitude Hans,

From what I hear they won't take just anyone. If you fail any of the physical tests you're out, no questions asked or explanations given. Often if you just otherwise piss off the recruiting staff, the shrink doesn't like you, or the recruiters otherwise just don't like you, you get rejected, with no explanation.

>>130389680
His wife fucked him over and took everything. He wanted a new life somewhere else doing something he was good at. Convinced me to go with him as I was also at lose ends. About 2/3rds through training I found my heart was not really 100% in it. He stayed I left.

>>130390158 for >>130389787

>>130389697

>lets train our criminals to be professional killers and give them high powered weaponry. What could possibly go wrong.

>1. Sabotage firetrucks in target country
>2. Light up some fires in kebab town using remote detonator
>3. Apply to be FFL while investigation is under way
>4. Become a French citizen as the Feds look for you.
>5. Repeat step 1
I'm cool with it.

>>130390234
>lets train our criminals to be professional killers and give them high powered weaponry. What could possibly go wrong.

That why you weed out the ones who can't follow orders and you keep it to one legion of ten thousand men or so. They would never rebel in the USA as the marines alone are 500,000 plus soldiers.

SO they would kick fucking ass. Tear up Australia puny ground forces and rape all your white women

One of the ffl's training modules is going to the amazon rainforest and going through what seems like actual hell, and even if you pass with flying colours you can be told to fuck off anyway.

>>130390234
>>lets train our criminals to be professional killers and give them high powered weaponry. What could possibly go wrong.

Besides Im pretty sure the Russia did that during WW2 and it didn't hurt them.

>>130390234

There's an interesting documentary on the SAS you should watch...

>>130378851
I don't like being told what to do and I can't speak French

>>130391108
it's called foreign for a reason dumbass.

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>>130390234
La légion produit des tueurs

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>>130378972
>>130378995
>>130379402
>>130381467
>>130389359
>>130389785
>>130390469

False.

t. actual legionnaire here

>>130392973
>t. actual legionnaire here

false

>>130378851
a bunch a low-life nigger-pleasing retards
they will be the ones in the frontline pulling the trigger on whitee when the war will come

S

>>130378851
>You get Alpha as fuck

>losing your identity and becoming another country's cannon fodder/babykiller squad

>alpha

Lel.

There's nothing less alpha than being in the military, other than being in a foreign legion.

You're literally throwing your life away for the scummy interests of powers that be.

They haven't taken criminals since the 80s.

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>>130393078
>currently pulling the trigger on darky

They've literally suppressed nationalist african rebellions and ensured colonial white french power over africa for the past two hundred years retard

>>130393194
The only thing more alpha is staying home like a serbian faggot gaining weight and failing to find a hobby

>>130393257
when the race war will come to europe le based ffl will be all over the white resistance applying the skills they learned on niggers, you have to be a real retard not to see this

>>130393533
Romanians are literally inbred

>>130378851
Any point in joining the legion if you don't speak a word of French?

>>130393724
You'll learn French in a few weeks like everyone else m8.

>>130393689
>Romanians are literally inbred
not as inbred as you australian dimwits, being isolated with abbos on an island hundreds of kilometres from civilization does that to (((you)))

>>130393931
Why would they accept someone that doesn't speak a word of French seems like a lot of effort considering how many French speaking countries there are in which they could get recruits

>>130393194

Well, true that.
Soldiers are beta by design.

>obey orders
>alpha

>>130393992
>race war

enjoy dying before it happens :^))) it wont happen

>>130378851
https://www.reddit.com/r/FrenchForeignLegion/

go to reddit if you really want to ask some question about FFL.
And if you really want to join, get fit, get really fit.
>mfw still can't do a pullup

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>>130378851
Assault charges are fine, plenty of volunteers go in with them. Even pending.

>>130383027
Being wanted by the Interpol is something you have to work for a bit. Truth is if you haven't murdered anyone or sold drugs somewhere, no one in the FFL cares.

>>130385553
>full of slavs
Da. Russian can be more valuable then french.
>and south americans
Yes. They tend to be really good guys though.

Rest of it is not that horrible.

>>130386029
Plenty of sweet jobs in civilian security. Most guys want that.

>>130389021
>Some time ago they started to refuse certain countries
Not by the principle, but there is more hardcore background check on you if you come from some sand-people country.
>You have a higher chance if you already have military experience
Not true anymore. This: >>130389317

>>130389067
No.
see >>130383027

>>130392943
Mali?

>>130394088
>Lives a life where every act should be in defiance like some edgy teenager
>Doesnt believe in hierarchy, working your way up
>Spartan lifestyle of strict discipline is somehow "beta"

legionaries literally go out every weekend theyre not killing, or training to kill, and fuck bitches. What did you do this weekend?

>>130394235
>Mali
No, Madama

>>130394013
Yeah but a lot of the French speaking countries are in west africa. West African are generally lazy and stupid. It's not what the Legion wants.
They'd rather hire tough slavs or asians. Plus, learning the French language is a huge part of their training anyway. Most of the recruits become fluent after a few weeks.

>>130390234
Is this that subtle Aussie humor I hear about

Trained with the FFL before. Those guys were absolute pussies. The only members worth of note are the Slavs and they aren't very disciplined.

They make the Spanish Legion look like the Spetsnaz.

t. Spanish Legionnaire

>>130385491
at best yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDPI4PkYHVg

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>>130394497
nah mate

>>130394578
I swear to fucking god all these military documentary narrators all sound the exact same.

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>>130394578
Every military has peacetime.
>>130394534
>Spanish legion

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>>130394534
>t. Spanish Legionnaire

kek you faggots accept fucking women in your ranks

>they accept anybody, criminals, people on the run
Nope not anymore. Blood crime and drug related affairs will get you thrown out of there in no-time.
>>130389021
I never knew that well I know people found out ex-SS and Wehrmacht soldiers were in the FFL, I think most soldiers during the Indochine war were germans. That's why this song >>130390018 is rewriting of the Teufelslied. But even if the principle of the FFL is expiate your sins by serving a "greater cause" and willingly spilling your blood for it, people don't get this in their head even in France. Some probably got mad when Serbians joined the FFL after the Balkans.

>>130394664
https://www.publicsenat.fr/emission/le-soldat-et-la-mort-10932

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>>130378851
What's in those little white boxes?
Lunch?

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>>130395047
hat

>>130381467
This is rich coming from a spaghetti.
When was the last time you actually did anything cool?

>>130394808
And you idiots use Victorian tactics in the current year.

Even though they aren't open about it, they will reject if the applicant is a muzzie other than that the rank is filled with niggers and spics so there is a gang presence

And since France pulled out of Afghanistan, the legion only goes to the French Guinea jungles to kill gold smuggling hues

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>>130394808
oh my

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>>130395164

Reminder you never actually deploy and are literally useless.

The only time your job served a practical purpose was when you donned your tight pants and parade.

The FFL has deployed more in the past 3 years than your unit has in the past 20

>>130378851
>Fight for a government that want to genocide the native French population
No thanks

>>130395203
But I am really interested in joined the ffl as society will soon go to shit and your survival and military training will only matter

>>130395203
>What is niger
>What Is central african republic
>what is ivory coast
>what is mali
>what is two ACTUAL operational static line jumps into offensive operations


yea alright mate

>>130394287
>What did you do this weekend?

Watched some VR porn.

>>130395203
>niggers n spics
Is it Asians or slavs or this? I'm white af a Dutchman though often confused for a slav. Will I stand out

>>130395375
>infantry
>current year

>>130378851
will they accept someone with a DUI from 8 years ago?? Had to pay $150 for that in court...

Pretty fit though, 6'2", 210lbs, can run and lift

>>130394173
http://imgur.com/gallery/mmdpo
How does reddit do to be this fuckin gay, every single time

>>130395517
Theres very few africans, the guy doesnt know what his talking about.

You'll likely just align yourself with the english speaking (which is relatively large for most regiments) mafia. Or a dutch mafia if you're lucky.

>>130378851
they dont accept criminals , back in the day yes.

>>130395611
I actually think there are way less Africans in than FFL than in the French population, ratio-wise.

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>>130378851
We have goats
Spanish Legion

>>130378851
When you enter it, you become a person without a past.
Foreign Legion doesn't accept killers anymore though.
One of my friend went, and he told me his unit made a little mistake, and their punishment was sitting five hours in the frozen water of february. Several of them couldn't get up and had to be carried to the hospital.

As my brother once told me : "If you wanna go to foreign legion, you have to love eating shit."

>>130395611
U a legionnaire?

>>130395611
Dutch mafia? Mate, unless Willem Holleeder decided to turn his life around that shit is non existent or just a bunch of 'tanned' Dutchmen. Anyway fine with English mafioso what nationalities would this exist of?

>>130395571
the reddit board is easy to get 1st hand info from some legions.
Other than that, just ignore.

>>130395732
good bait for muslims

>>130395724
safe bet
>enlist and obey for a while, then get citizenship
or
>get there by boat, MUH DICK around and live in your own shit
which do you think nigs chose?

>>130378995
like anyone would ever listen to cowardly Aussie.

>>130395305
And yet they're still a joke compared to us.

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>>130378851
Hiel Goat !

>>130395823
A few of anglophones from around the world. Russian Mafia, is the biggest for every single regiment

>>130395874
really Cogito my Ergo Sum.

>>130395922
somoeone got bullied by a legionaire

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>>130392973
Mes respects distingués, képi blanc.

>>130395732
>>130395923
What's the point of a goat in the military

Is it some sort of emergency mobile ration? Kek

>>130395957
can someone with a DUI from 8 years ago that had to pay a small fine join??

im a mechanical engineer and i fucking hate my job

>>130396155
lol how would they find out? Despite the name gestapo they cant go through every record of every person. just dont tell them and they wont find out. Doubt they'd even care about a dui

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YugqgHwshYw&feature=share

The FFL is cool just because I got to watch this smug prick suffer through their jungle course.

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>>130396005
is fot attract and negotiate with muslims

>>130378851

>they accept anybody, criminals, people on the run, people looking to start a new life

No longer true. They will now conduct some cursory background checks to make sure you're not a murder or rapist or what have you. They also tend to prefer native French speakers much more than anyone else, although technically it isn't a requirement. If another big war breaks out they will probably loosen their standards again like in the old days. It's full of black Africans btw

>>130396326
Yea but now he can have a sense of faggot elitism and snobbery. "Oh there was that time i survived legion jungle training"...

Actually only latinos can join the spanish foreign legion... They look gay too then

>>130396225
well with immigration lets say, you are correct
there are some immigration people ask about whether you have any criminal convictions etc. i can just answer "no" and they wont find out...but if its for employment abroad some require a police check, and on the police check that shit will pop out because in this country they dont delete that crap, even though my offence doesnt actually show up in any criminal record checks (for employment) because its so small and happened such a along time ago...

but yeah anyway the police keeps records currently of everything and anything, it actually gives me stress some time since i wanted to work abroad but i dont want my company finding out even if the other country accepts me because of the nature of offence..

so its like i dont have anything on my criminal record but still have a police record with that offence... confusing shit

>>130396508
Just dont bring it up, if they ask if you have a criminal record say the truth which is no. If they do find out, It really shouldnt matter. At worst they'll take it as a testament to your character, in that case, just impress them in other ways.

>>130396404
>I don't know nothing about the current state of the Legion, the post.

It makes sense the French have a high opinion of them - If the French need good fighting men, they need men who are not French.

>>130378851
why do you want to fight in a muslim army?

>>130396788
They need idiots who will die for their Arab country, everyone in France is too smart for that.

>>130396649
Thanks..
So you think that the nature of offence isn't that big of a deal to them if they do find out?? My co-worker also hates his job, and he had to go to court for being drunk and disorderly in public 11 years ago... also had to pay a fine $200, similar situation to mine... you recon he can also make it??

we just sit in front of a computer doing paperwork every day

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>>130397068
If you're joining the legion because you hate your job you're in looking in the wrong direction my friend.

>>130396980
This mongol gets it
We need dumb cannon fodder

>>130378851

It's full of homos.

Not even lying.

>>130396005
Confort women

>>130397459
If anyone was outed as a homo, they'd literally be shunned and hated to the level of desertion

Idk where you're getting your information friend

>>130378851
used to be a thing around my town to join the legion
mostly guys who were getting in trouble a lot and shit

personally know 7 guys who are former FFL , also know one who said he was joining but was back 4 days later , said he got kicked out for stealing bread

>some fat canacuck NEET voluntarily wants to join the FFL because "ILL GET ALPHA AF"

Lmao just neck yourself this instant, it will be easier for all of us

>>130394287
>What did you do this weekend?
Cut pieces of metal into smaller pieces of metal, and then stood infront of the door to a bar. Fuck I should have done something in life.

If your in a first world country, join your own military. If you were french you would just join the french army.

Reasons not to join:

1) they speak french, worst language on earth

2) french culture

3) they're french

4) ranks are mostly eastern euros, low tier mentality

5) the 'coolness' factor doesn't translate to reality

6) real soldiering is a profession, if you were a professional you would join your own countries army.

7) joining for romantic reasons is on par with train-hopping with gutter punks

8) you will be subservient to the actual french army troops

9) they are french

10) french

>>130389119
I think you're good as long as you don't have international warrant on you.

>>130378851
>"granted you can pass the tests they take anybody"

FALSE. The Legion only accepts about 1 out of 8 candidates regardless if they pass the tests or not. As far as I'm aware, they're the only military force that does this.

>>130378851
you have to learn to speak French is one requirement.

>>130379162
join the NHL, Red Wings need a new Probert.

>let's fight for french intrests in afriica

shieeet, I got better things to do with my time

>>130395131
Sorry we have our share of retards as well, never mind him

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>>130378851
>>130390274
>>130393257

>>130379162
I'm kind off in the same boat as you anon... except I still haven't graduated so I have no clue what the labour market will bring.

The thing that's keeping me back is that I can probably do better than being just a soldier... given that I'm in uni right now.

I'll probably leave this fucking country and work abroad. No one will ever know I got convicted

>>130392973
you don't get free citizenship? That actually kind of sucks. Why would anyone join then?

>>130389779
FL is and was used for that anyway

>>130404881
For 3rd world country like me.
Salary is good enough.
And the port folio will be good if you plan to join a PMF.
The citizenship come... if you serve for about 6 year.

>>130404881
Irrc you need to apply for it. You will not get it automatically. And you may also be withheld from French citizenship if you have a conviction on your record at home.

The only reason I would join is to get into the PMC business afterwards

>>130390621
cuz' there were commisar pointing a gun at the back of their heads most of the time...

>>130394808
Is that really the Spanish Legion? What the fuck is up with those uniforms? They look like male strippers. Is the Spanish Legion just an elaborate joke or something?

>>130378851

It would be a god way to escape Jewish identity I think like if you wanted to stop being Jewish you could join the FL, change your name, break your nose in training or combat or whatever, and none would be the wiser.

>>130378851
I was there with you friend
With 17 I wanted to throw down and become >le badass legionare
Grow up, seriously
If you want to be a soldier, go join your cunts military
First with voluntary service for a year or so, like a voluntary conscription, if thats an option
Than a s a officer/professional soldier
If youre not qualified for that , dont go any further

Foreign legion is for vets

>>130378851
>Granted you can pass training and physical tests

Now, that's the problem...

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>>130395865
oou yes