Is this the result of those damn dirty millennials?

>>130372677
What the fuck is going on with this avocado shit? My liberal brother keeps buying entire bags of them and keeps going on rants about how amazing they are or whatever.

Should we turn these into a hate symbol?

>>130372750
Tell him he's culturally appropriating them.

>>130372677
Spics.

>>130372750
superfood
full of healthy fats, especially incomination w/olive oil - makes for a good fullfilling snack or lunch option

>>130372917
Then why does everyone who eats it look anemic or have man tits

>>130372677
>$300,000 worth of avocados

so like, what, 17 of them?

>>130372854
Kek, I probably should just to trigger him.
>>130372917
Well that's just retarded. After buying all those damn avocados he's still as skinny as a twig.

>>130373282
We also don't know if it's wholesale or goyim pricing

>>130372750
Damn I mean they're tasty and healthy but we go through no more than 2 per week. I try to get them when they are 3/$1. It's like nature's butter, but there is also some sort of millennial mind control to spend outrageous money on them.

>>130373351>>130373112
well I mean all it has is vitamins and fats - its not meant to be eaten as a meal, bc its not sufficient on its own if you wish to maintain or gain weight


usually one would combine it with oils, bread and some sort of protein (chicken sandwich perhaps)

Is this what's causing the avocado shortage in Silicon Valley? We only have guac at lunch about half the time now, what an outrage.

>>130372677

who committed the crime?.............

2 Hispanics and a black guy

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>>130372677
Avocados are based as fuck, we need to starve america from their avocados so they understand who is in charge here.

>>130374000
stfu Italy

>>130374000
>starve america from their avocados

You do realize that... N-nevermind..

>>130372677
Damn, that must be at least a whole 9 avocados.

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>>130374000
>we stole mexico

>>130372828
mmm cheap guacamole because no one will want it. genius

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>>130372677
Jeb Bush needed them for his special recipe.

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>>130374354
>getting your history lessons from screencapped shitposts
Truly and epically redpilled, my fellow MAGA lad

>>130374157
American avocados taste like your grandpa's morning shit

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>>130374818
>tfw took AP US history in HS and studied it in college
yeah nah ur a cunt

>>130373282
underrated post

>>130372677
Can they now afford a house?

>>130374959
I got a Phd in Mexican history, screencaps =! Arguments

>>130372828
Why not? We should turn everything into hate symbols.
If we hit a critical mass they go full paranoid and see hate symbols everywhere w/o us doing a thing.

They turn our neighborhoods into a diversive hellhole, we turn their whole world into a hellish nightmare.

They shall suffer.

>>130373663
it's suppose to be very healthy in combination with other greens.

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>>130372677

Turns out they caught the perpetrator.

Some video from the news story.

>>130372677
no, imagine its a result of the high price and great demand for avocados

>>130375825
>We should turn everything into hate symbols.
No we don't. One idiot writes an article about milk being racist and suddenly all the retards on /pol/ start shouting about how we made milk a hate symbol as though if you rang a black man's doorbell and ran away leaving a carton of milk on his steps he would be angry instead of confused.

>>130372677

>guacamole
>millennials

Oh come the fuck on. You already know the answer is yes.

>>130372750

Actual answer? Produce manager at a grocery store, can explain. It's marketing.

Avos are alternate year crops -- one year they come strong, one year they don't. This is an off year for most of the California/Arizona crop, so the prices are higher and quality is down. Bad, right? Wrong. People are fucking idiots, so we push avos really hard right now to get them into the fad when the price is high and quality low. As the year goes on the wholesale price will drop (it's already down from $95 for a 48ct case to under $50 just since January) but we can keep the price the same at the store, meaning we're raking in upwards of 200% markup, especially on the organic shit. Meanwhile the quality will go up, but we can pass that as "an unexpectedly good year" so people don't realize that's just regular quality and we're selling shit.

There's literally a growers association for damn near every crop you can imagine, that exists solely to put out press releases that news agencies reprint as their own "story" (think "YOU WON'T BELIEVE THE INCREDIBLE BENEFITS OF THIS RANDOM VITAMIN THAT THIS PRODUCT HAS IN IT" shit in the lifestyle section) and provide advertising material to retailers to drum up sales.

>>130374818

> Mexicans are native Americans
> From Spain

>>130374818
lost texas in 1836 paco

>>130377098
/pol/ when the topic is about mexicans in the US or whatever:
Fucking mexican shitskins, they're all brown ppl >:(

/pol/ when the topic is about brown people reclaiming their ancestral lands:
B-but mexicans are from Spain!! >:(

What a redpill rollercoaster

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>>130377340

> Not understanding that Spain was conquered by Islamic crusaders long before they ever came the new world, and were already brown when they arrived

>>130377734
I'm out of the loop when it comes to stormfag memes

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>>130372750
>Tfw Jeb! worked for the Guac cartel the entire time
>Tfw Jeb! swindled millions from Republicans to push avocados on an unsuspecting populace

>>130374000
Avocados are disgusting and too earthy tasting.

>>130372677
C'mon, nobody here can claim to be redpilled and not immediately deduce what happened. The kikes bought up all the avocado groves (what, you thought the sudden spike in popularity was coincidence, goy?). One kike saw a beaner eating an avocado, flew off the rails, got everyone deported, filed a police report with a stated 'loss' of $300,000, filed a claim with his insurance company, and rehired the newly deported beaner's cousins for 1/2 wages.

>>130372677
why are northern avocados so tiny? the ones in south florida are huge in comparison.

>>130379251
>why are northern avocados so tiny? the ones in south florida are huge in comparison.

Producers try to fit their product to their new customers' balls size.

>>130372677
Why are avocados so fucking expensive in Europe?

i know a guy who used to do this. He was a heroin addict, would hop the fence in an avocado orchard and steal bags of avocados and then sell them for a dollar a piece in the back door of sushi restaurants in southern california...he was literally able to maintaine his addiction by doing this...

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>>130378572

>People think you eat avocados without putting it on anything

Absolutely pathethic

>>130377340
Don't worry lil bro Mexicans are the true master race. Pol will one day realize it one day

>>130372677
PILFERED

>>130376998
Why not release documents proving this to a bunch of liberals on Twitter and watch the shit storm as they realise they are being taken for a ride? Same goes for other fad foods.

>>130377340
You ain't doing shit without your kike overlords paco. Fucking wetbacks can't even run a country, what makes you think you are pulling off some reconqista on your own? Stupid fucking spic

>>130372750
Guy's a skitzo. Don't make eye contact with him or talk to him, it's better that way

the guaco supply must be protected at all costs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BmaPmo-EM8

>>130372828
yes i want libshit to stop going on about them

>>130373112
They both think it's all they need to be healthy

>>130373351
fats in general make you feel compared to other high calorie food, plus avocados have fiber

>>130372677
Surprised they didn't lighten the arms.

>>130377899
>Im out of loop with a basic history education
Even my retarded 7th grade ass knew about Moorish mudslime Al andalus Spain.

>>130380636
Even if you did they wouldn't believe it. Liberals don't accept the truth why do you think they are still liberals?

>>130377899
Then stop getting inside the loop and pissing us off

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>>130375619
fuggen underrated

>>130376998
Good answer thanks that was funny and entertaining.

>>130372828

PEPE is made of Guacamole.

avocados is life
avocados is love
who /avocado/ here?

>>130372677

Wrong police, they were the workers avocados so how could they steal them?

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>>130376077
LOL thats a good one.

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They used to be green gold in Calif. But the middlemen in packing cal-avo got greedy. Now it does not pay a profit to grow them .And now they let the smaller Mexican Avos come into the market The California farms are folding quickly. I dont buy them anymore.

>>130372677
Why are avocados so expensive in US?
And don't you know ALL oils from plants are not good for you an tire your liver?