Hookers/Escorts

Why do you get male hookers?

>>130362521
Smells like fish

>>130362521
When did you learn your mum was a hooker?

>>130362521
Where do you find them?

>>130362708
I don't
>>130362740
the real cheap ones maybe

>>130362804
mother was never a hooker

>>130362812

The erotic review

>>130362812
backpage mostly. occasionally you can find them on craiglist. you can also check out the exotic review, they are a pretty legit site with reviews and such. sometimes you can ask a woman at a bar if she'll fuck you for $150, but it's usually a risky move.

>>130362927
Nah. Just your picture

>>130362999
wtf is that supposed to mean and why waste trips on it. are you angry that no one is paying you for sex?

>>130362931
Yea that's usually pretty risky.

I've tried it twice in Las Vegas and it didn't work either time lol. Luckily weirder shit happens in Vegas so those women probably forgot about it an hour later.

>>130362521
I've got a wife and daughters so I've got plenty of holes to fuck. Real man doesn't need whores.

>>130363153
No im saying those gross vagina pants are too pink and spread eagle like

>>130362521
Due to the plethora of issues that come from it's illegality:
STDs, Violence, Human Trafficing, Child Prostitution, etc.
I'm all for legalization and regulation.
I get one every once in a while if I'm gonna have "one of those nights" and like Charlie Sheen said, I'm not paying her for sex, I'm paying her to leave afterwards.
I'm white but I usually get Asian hookers because I'm also fairly good looking with high standards for looks and if I'm paying she can't be uglier than a girl I could pick up on my own (which is what the white girls in my price range are) so I get Asian.
They're reliably good looking.

>>130363207
You can even sell one into sex slavery if you ever get behind on your car note or want to build an addition onto the back of the garage on summer.


Having a family does have It's perks.


I like to be left alone though, A woman's nagging will drive you to suicide.

>>130363373
>on
ONE summer.

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>>130363250
do gay people even have prostitutes? i heard you were all godless degenerates who fuck anyone who's willing. free love in the gay community must really do a number on the prostitution economy, the aids must suck too.

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I don't really like hookers for the sole fact that I enjoy giving oral to women. I don't like the idea of several dozens of men in the past weeks having ejaculated inside the woman.

>throwing money in the trash to slide a condom inside a pussy while your dick feels nothing
no thanks

>>130363441
Truvada. Also we're not a witches' coven

>>130362931
>sometimes you can ask a woman at a bar if she'll fuck you for $150, but it's usually a risky move.
KEK
That's literally my go to move when I'm drunk enough to just outright ask if she wants to fuck and she says no.
I follow up with, "How about if I give you 150 bucks(literally that exact amount) and thus far have only had that offer rejected once in about six tries.
One time I even gave her the money and she bought coke and did it with me while we banged.
So it can even save you money kek

>>130362521
How does it feel like sticking your dick where hundreds of other men have stuck their dicks just days before you?

>>130363504
Why not just offer chicks free oral to get your jollies then?

>>130363628

Sometimes It's less then hours.

I make them shower before I fuck them

It feels great

what exactly is the exotic review?

>>130363441
w2c hana tee?

Absolutely degenerate, on both sides.

>>130363504
why don't you whore yourself out?

>>130362521
You're engaging in, and financially contributing to, degeneracy. I don't think anyone has the right to stop you as it's a voluntary private transaction, but get your fucking life in order.

>>130363628
Same as the girls I have fucked from the bar

>>130363694

not the guy you're talking to, but I've put out countless ads on Craigslist for free oral sex to women. They just don't bite, surprisingly.

>>130363207
I see this daughter incest rape shit every fucking day from Ukrainian posters are you all fucked up or is it just you spamming this shit all over the place?

Degenerate

They fuck the most disgusting men and multiple of them on a daily basis.

Why would you ever enter such a woman

>>130363896
That's strange. I would think you would have at least a few girls to choose from if you did that


Also

>eating craigslist pussy

c'mon man...That's gross

>>130362521
Anyone have the pic of tht redhead with the pink dress leaning towards the drivers cardoor?

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I mostly feel pity for them more than anything. The fact that someone could sell their bodies for quick cash is truly one of the lowest points a women could reach.

Absolutely degenerate. Protip: find your future wife young and you can mold her into your dream woman who idolizes you, so long as you aren't a degenerate scumbag.

>>130363250
fucking mentally ill poster

at least you're not telling people to get their dicks fucked with bathmates

heh finally something

I work the flip side of hookers, in healthcare. I meet shitloads of diseased prostitutes every week, know where they live, have had lunch with a couple just to get the whole lifestyle rundown, have even talked with their moms about it.

I've been tempted but no, never. I know too much.

>>130363997

I've had a couple answer me but not go any further. The general consensus (from the admittedly small sample size) is that it just seems "creepy" for a guy to want to give no-strings-attached oral sex. The women all think there's other strings.

>>130363959
For pleasure
>>130364038
Not all of them are doing it for drugs. Some are just single mom's, One I met in person was just a nympho and when I thought she was a hooker and tried to pay her she just accepted it then stopped charging me after a few times.

I stopped seeing her because she started getting clingy

>>130364176
Women think everything is strange unless you wine and dine them for months and fucking pay for it all or are just filthy rich and give them a grand to do it.

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>>130362521
>What's /pol/'s stance on hookers?
Legalize, then add govt run Brothels.

Prostitution like drugs and any other contraband can never truly be removed by law, it will only be moved underground. Better it happen under government regulations than that of ruthless criminals.

>>130363896
No, it's just kind of gross and desperate when a guy wants to do it that bad. It's kinda a beta move unless feelings are involved.

>>130364259
>Some are just single mom's
SO INDEPENDENT AND STRONK

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>>130362521
Don't have sex with a girl unless you're trying to impregnate her

Should be legal. But they should not be venerated or celebrated, and any female that sells herself or any man who is degenerate enough to partake in their services should rightly be shamed and demonized.

>>130364105
The babbydick zombie is back

>>130362521

women are not worth money

at all

even a videogame is a better use of $100

Who gives a fuck

also

>filling a hole that has been used by niggers and fat people and all forms of degenerates

dont do it

>>130362521
Not worth it anywhere were johns get targeted by police.

in countries where it is legal or decriminalized, fucking great. Anything that lowers the overall price of pussy is good for everybody

What's the one difference between

A club going, degenerate modern day slut who pounces on the best looking Chad she can find, to get fucked later that same night
and
A hooker who engages in degenerate out of wedlock sexual intercourse with strange clients in exchange for money?

You tip the hooker

>>130363927
I could use a different flag if you want. Would that make the little babby feel better?

>>130364592
Let's make some white people! Get on it boys!

The amount of gammas and betas in this thread is cringe worthy,,,and they would clearly run home crying to their mother's if they even new a prostitute was standing in the same room with them. REAL MEN DO NOT JUDGE ANY VARIABLE OF THEIR SELF WORTH BASED ON THE STATUS OF ANY TYPE WOMAN, FROM THE GAMETE OF NUN TO HOOKER.

...Proud, sane successful whoremonger checking in.

Humans and their bodies should remaib inalienable; to allow alienation of humans and their bodies will result in devaluation of life and will debase the concept of "humanity"

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>>130362521
Either way you pay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HApbmtryRYk

>That's why i praise the Lord for Prostituuuutes.

>>130364806
A good hooker is probably cleaner too as her livelihood depends on it

>>130364951
Cuck

>>130364038
>implying women don't use sex as leverage in any other circumstance.

Like say
>Promotion/Job progression
>Social status via fucking a rich guy

>>130362521
Is there a British version of exotic review. I want so good vag to stick into.

>>130364951
>this is what omega johns tell themselves to feel better about their shitty life choices

>>130363504
That pic is some major bullshit
The penis on statues was not because of pedophilia, it was because the genitals were not supposed to be the focus of the art work.

>>130363710
A msg forum to review hookers obviously. Hookers can also be found on any social media hookup site like Fetlife or whatever, half the ads on there are for $$ appointments. If you do pick up a hooker you don't know then never negotiate sex acts for money, only negotiate time for money. Negotiate sex acts later once her mouth is on your dick and you're sure you won't get arrested.

>>130363896
You first make an anonymous instagram of pics of yourself, that respect opsec and don't reveal your entire identity with one pic (or with all pics combined). You don't have your dick out or anything.

You then take a post that shows just a little bit of face, and say you want to lick out some chick, offering more pics for a pic of her. You'll get responses, this is how I screwed girls off CL almost every weekend for a year back when I was a busy grad student. Majority were milfy professional asian women with a white guy fetish and quite often a few lesbian chicks who wanted to try the D and claimed to be "virgins".

>>130364527
>Gov run brothels
Problem is these get filled with immigrant whores and foreign pimps. Japan sort of has this sorted out with private "health" places that are allowed but only locals can work in them, no immigrant hookers bussed in from Ukraine or Cambodia or whatever. They are required to be discreet too and can't like open advertise with half naked chicks waving promotions like Thailand.

>>130363441
>one of these is behind an american flag
>always

>>130365046
that would be a No

Too expensive here. Asians are $200 an hour, everyone else is $350+
I blame miners

>>130362521
This exact thread has been made before with the same picture. It's a slide thread

>>130365094
the husband of an adulteress, often regarded as an object of derision.
verb
1.
(of a man) make (another man) a cuckold by having a sexual relationship with his wife.

I pasted the definition of cuck for so you will use it properly in the future......of which I fall under neither definition.

STOP PEDASTALIZING WOMEN ...MR ONEITIS

>>130364968
What about non-humans, though? What do other societies think about prostitution?

>>130362521
I see male hookers all the time. I always get an assfull and mouthful of semen

>>130364660
you should really stop posting, you really give gays a bad name. you should be bashed tbqh

Regarding prostutiutes, you have to wear a condom for obvious reasons, and I don't like condom sex, so it's not worth it

>>130363441


Fag "hustlers" are still a thing in some U.S. cities, especially in seedy parks. Rich closet queens also still go out trolling these areas for the anonymity.

sex isnt worth it if you have to pay

besides, why pay someone who is full of shit

>>130363441
I work with a gay guy and I asked him about male hookers once. They apparently charge like $100 and there's a billion of them. A decent female hooker is like $300+ here, $250 if maybe you're a regular, $200 if she's semi decent and below that you're heading into crackhead and aids territory.

>>130366053
You're so pissed off that you try and have pissing contests over your own lack of manhood there bud. Begone Golem

Why not just stick your dick in a urinal for free

>>130363207
Do your daughters enjoy getting fucked by you?

>>130364527
>add govt run Brothels

Are you retarded? There would be affirmative action for hookers. A quota for black hookers, a quota for fat hookers, trannies, uglies, Aids infested hookers, etc. If you turn any hooker down, you will be arrested for discrimination and "hate crimes".

When nobody goes to the government brothels, democrats will pass Obamabrothelcare. A ten thousand page law that turns people into criminals for not going to government brothels. EBT cards will be used for sex care. Government hookers will form the most powerful union on Earth and demand money, power and everything else. Sex would go out of style.

"If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in five years there'd be a shortage of sand."

Milton Friedman.

>>130362521
Can you pay them to be your friend and come over and play Crokinole with you?

>>130363189
didnt work?

>>130366812
Not the two women I propositioned lol

>>130364671

This is the only correct answer.

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>>130362521

>Political board
>Hookers

This is /b/ tier shit.

I fucking hate you summer fags.

>>130363504
Lol what a load of horseshit. Everyone is different, including the load they can take. The vagina is not made of elastic rubber and it cannot stretch out indefinitely like what that pic is trying to imply. Unless you want to hurt your partner.

>>130365542
>foreign pimps.
No.
That's exactly what you avoid.

>>130366914
you didnt do something right

>>130365164
Adultwork

>>130366367
no I'm just mad that you're an obnoxious faggot which you will never accept because you are mentally ill

I genuinely hate you and wish you would die. That's unlikely to happen within the time frame that I will remember you or care about you, so I'll just have to settle for telling you how much of a faggot you are. At least it's easy to identify you with your fucking faggot flag now.

>>130367013
What do you do?

>>130365770
Depends.
A 2-bit ho God no.

An exclusive "Wouldn't know she tricks" Premium Ho for the elite:
Yes.

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>>130367019
>tfw the MSM start reporting about this gem and it gets shut down leaving many of us pissed off.

Also, if anyone hacked that you could bring down society you absolute mongs.

>>130363504
>>130366998

exactly, clearly this fool has never bottomed out. im no where near nine and id say something like 5 of my exs would hurt before i was finished

>>130367019
>BASED Hippy Punter.Flag Anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73hnG_JfJ_k

>>130366633
the truest post

>>130365877
I vaguely recall reading about penguins and monkeys behaving in ways that resembles prostitution, but they both lack the levels of self awareness and consciousness present in humans. Additionally, it debases humanity quite a bit to justify a decision on the basis of nonhuman behavior

>>130367212
Dgaf not enough in my area and I'm too poor for a car.. also the one I saw rejected me for the second fuck just because I threatened to eat someone who stalked me after seeing her. The more society burns the higher my relative wealth.

>>130367005
Germany is full of gypsy and turk pimps who smuggle in foreign women to work the brothels it's highly corrupt. There's a literal brothel tower in Berlin that offers all you can fuck for a set price which is just filled with foreign women mainly from Romania, Ukraine and Turkey, none of them are German. It doesn't magically get rid of the pimp problem unless a lot of countries legalize all at once

>>130362521
carlin sums it up nicely, "selling is legal, fucking is legal, why isn't selling fucking legal?"

>>130362804
Why is this an insult? Prostitution is like the oldest profession in the book.
You're grandmother's grandmother's grandmother was probably a cheap as fuck prostitute

>>130364638

unattractive men don't have any other choice between that and involuntary celibacy.

>>130366364
You never seen chicks asking $20 to fuck at clubs? They'd do it for free if asked, but the smart ones try to monetise it as much as possible. Makes pussy even easier if she's aggressively marketing it.

Just buy an eightball of coke and go to a club. You'll have some sloot blowing you in no time.

>>130368252
Hell no, they whore for free drinks and usually split without giving up the V to anybody, that's commonly what girls here do. They will give it up if you have blow though and invite them back to your place but otherwise club hoes are dick teases and end of the night jump in a friends car and take off leaving you out $80 in drinks which is why only cucks buy girls drinks in bars here.

>>130364034
Dude, it's a stock photo. I remember seeing it in my Criminal Justice college textbook

>>130364038
Hookers pity their clients too. It's a need-need situation where you trade something you normally wouldn't give away for what you need.

>>130368252
>You never seen chicks asking $20 to fuck at clubs?
Is this actually a thing? I am sick of paying hookers $200+ an hour.

I'm a young, average looking dude in decent shape with blonde hair and blue eyes. Obviously I'm not going to get the gonna get the attention Chads get, but if it takes a little money to sweeten and close the deal I'm all in.

>>130362521

The sex isn't good. Sex with someone you dig and who digs you is a thousand times better. If you don't know that then you've never had it.

Hookers are only fun for fisting and pissing on and stuff, really.

Cheaper and funnier than a GF. Hookers ftw.

Tell your worst experience.

>>130367586

That's weird I almost always only want a blowjob and they are frequently offering me pussy for free for some reason. Went to a brothel once for a fuck and the chinese girl who didn't speak any english got clingy and tried to leave with me, the madamme grabbed her by the door and was screaming in chink then a young guy came out and pulled a gun on me to leave.

>>130369784
I treated a woman with gonorrhea ....in a colostomy hole.

>>130367697
what is the point with a govt run Brothel if you're not going to regulate them? The Japanese solution was what I was getting at, not the lawless German bs.

In Norway, the buying customers are criminalized, not the prostitutes themselves. Does that mean there is less prostitution?
No.
The streets in all major cities are crawling with foreign girls (usually kenyan) asking bypassers if they "want a good time".

Having them in a govt run and operated solution would at the very least fuck up the Human traffickers revenue, which is a win in my book.

>>130362521
they're not hookers, they're escorts

>>130369794
might have been brought over illegally and trying to escape. she might well be dead now

>>130369794
Slip her a note secretly of your contact details next time.

>>130363504
Women want us to feel inadequate for not being perfect. Like they do because they are ant queen wannabees.

>>130369918

That's hot.

When I'm getting with a normal non-hooker chick I like to joke around, tell her if my dick were small enough I'd definitely fuck nostrils and ears, but I'm going to have to settle for a three-hole slut. Makes them laugh and puts in their head they're about to get it in the ass.

>>130362521
they don't look like that lemme tell you

>law clerk in a courtroom that has a prostitution call

>>130370049
Semantics.

I want them to escort my penis into their vagina

>>130362521
Hookers are redpilled and traditional. Augustine and Aquinas both approved of them.

>>130362521
>jack off
>save $150 a week

You're burning money, OP. That's like $8,000 a year to blow ur fucking load 50 times in a dirty cunt.

>>130370100

Nah not dead. Why kill a money maker? You're dumb. But otherwise you are correct.

>>130370154

This was years ago. Its a chink that doesnt speak english, how she going to read english? Yeah let me go back even though they know my face, a guy pulled a gun on me, and they most likely rotated her to another brothel or city immediately.

Next one I go to though when they bring a few girls out to pick, I'm going to pick the madamme and start molesting her in front of the whores that work for her, to see what happens.

>>130370477
This is actually true. Many of them refuse nigger clients.

>>130370303
I know how they look. I fuck one a week


You get what you pay for buddy, The ones you are seeing obviously are not high end hookers.


Also do you ever say "I can make this disappear (even though you can't) if you suck my dick?

I would try that
>>130370581
I spend wayyy more then that a year on whores lol.

>>130362521
My man, how are hookers? Where do you go and how does it go down?
I imagine they try to make you feel as comfortable as possible. Do they charge a fixed rate, or is the price based on situation/time?
Tell me about hookers, my man.

>>130364096
You should try Islam senpai. You can get one at 5!

>>130366364
>They apparently charge like $100 and there's a billion of them.

thats because they're all homeless and/or drug addicted underage boys

>>130370477
>Hookers are redpilled and traditional.

No.

>Augustine and Aquinas both approved of them.

Only as a necessary evil.

Fact is some women are just either crazy or lazy and prefer the line of work.

All this stuff about human trafficking and women being forced is bullshit these women tell charities to manipulate them for sympathy/gain. They could walk away at any time (unless their family is held hostage which is .00001% of the time).

Have you ever dated a prostitute?
One time i did. she tried to lie to me that she only did maintenance in some brothel, but it was obvious to me that she was a whore. i did it just for the experience and for the ego boost. dated her a couple times, she was short but had a very firm body pretty hot girl actually, i dumped her as every man must do. but soon after i was missing fucking her badly. tried to contact her but she didnt want to date anymore.

>>130370767
I find them on the erotic review almost exclusively, I do outcall (my house) because I like to drink on the weekends and I can't be driving around drunk picking up whores.

Anybody else have fantasies about killing hookers?

I'm thinking of buying a boat.

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>p-p-puhlease validate my life choice to waste my disposable income on paying prostitute to give me the sexual relief I could literally do myself for free while I try to justify why I cannot and will not ever be able to form a healthy functional relationship with a woman who will share my life a build a family with me.

Sure m8. I'd make sure I used a franger if I were you. ;-]

>>130370767
Im not op but i can tell you they are like every normal person, a good strategy is being a good person with them, not in the neckbeard beta man style, just being normal, and treat them like a person, you will get a better service doing that. they are sick of drunk low self esteem assholes. so then and now a nice guy is a breath of fresh air for them.

>>130370848
>this stuff about human trafficking and women being forced is bullshit these women tell charities to manipulate them for sympathy/gain. They could walk away at any time (unless their family is held hostage which is .00001% of the time).

Not true at all. I knew a guy who was traveling through Vegas with a friend. They coincidentally ran into a girl who was a little sister of his friend who lived states away. She had no shoes and had just managed to run away from a gang who had kidnapped her and force pimped her out.

>>130370893
FUCK no.

I wouldn't date a hooker if it was fucking Mila Kunis.

Fuck that. That's like dating a walking 5 gallon bucket of cum
>>130370966
Why does everyone think because you fuck hookers, You have to kill them too.


Just fuck them.

No need to kill them

So how awkward is it to lose your virginity to as escort?

>>130362521
Someone be a bro and give that ginger pink dress pic with a car

>>130362521

Buying sex is probably the most pathetic thing it's possible to do, you could literally eat shit out of a dogs asshole and it'd be less sad since that's free.

But people will never stop doing it so might as well legalize, tax and regulate it.

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>>130371457
>That's like dating a walking 5 gallon bucket of cum
Yet you'll happily stick you dick in 1 once a week because you're lonely?

>>130371620
Dating a modern roastie white whore that are as dirty as prostitutes anyway is the most pathetic thing you can do, at least the guys using prostitutes aren't deluding themselves

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>>130371620
>But people will never stop doing it so might as well legalize, tax and regulate it.
Actual commonsense. Cops do it in most place via graft.

the world needs another gary ridgway

>>130362927
>mother was never a hooker
So shes just a regular old std ridden slut?

>>130371620
Lol , go outside to get bombed britfag.

>>130371448
>I-I'm really not a whore, promise. They made me do it!

Yeah bullshit

>>130371738
Not quite. Over here where brothels are regulated you've got a greater chance of getting an STD picking up a girl at a bar than you do at a brothel.

>>130371839
kek'd.

Why?

>>130370848
>No
Yes. Going to prostitutes is a redpilled activity.

>Only as a necessary evil.
A "necessary evil" is good, by definition.

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>>130362521
>std's
>pimps
>having to pay
i'll take a drunk slut any day mate, less drama

>>130362521
Honest question, why would you pay if you could just jack off for free?

>>130362521
durdee yuck

>>130362931
>backpage mostl

backpage has been shutdown for months. so we know your lying

>>130371925
Yeah, prostitutes are actually better than the average girl I would suspect. Sad but true.

>>130362521

Make sure she gargles your semen. Get your full value.

>>130371959
to make more fish bait out of these damaged, sinning whores

>>130362521
shits for retarded losers bro

>>130372140

See I was just thinking about buying a boat myself.

>>130371925
>Western society
>prostitutes are cleaner than the average women.

>>130372021
Why would you eat out if you could just cook your dinner for free

i'd be buying hookers regularly if i could
-actually find them
-not get busted
-not get rejected

>>130372329
When getting sick can cost you your job people tend to be a bit more careful. Same with pornstars.

>>130372140
>>130371839
>>130372251
This is why I love /pol/, It brings good natured people together.

>>130362521
I would get a few hookers. I've always wanted to experience a threesome so for sure, that's one way to do it.

>>130372389
That's false analogy. A cook-at-home analogy to hookers would be going fishing for free puss on dating sites or IRL.

That's my question though, why is a hole worth paying money for, directly or indirectly.

>>130362521
Nah, I'm good

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I've had sex with over 100 women and only one of them wasn't a hooker. My life would be miserable as fuck if not for the great joy prostitution has brought me.

How much does it cost for a suburban hooker for an hour of sex.

>>130373073

When you cook at home, you still have to pay for it.

>>130362521
Would you want your sister, mother or daughter doing it?

>>130362521
I banged a hooker this morning. She was basically sophie dee if you took her down from a 9 to a 6.5. A great time was had by all.

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>>130373233
That's a lot of wasted money dude.

I have banged 40 from TInder alone with minimal expense...

>>130373301
exactly and maybe i'm just an old faggot now but everytime i see some skank, i just think that it's someones daughter and feel misery inside

>>130373301
I would want my sister doing it.

I would pay a handsome fee to fuck my sister, For sure.

Ugly people wanna to fuck too.

>>130373447
Hardly wasted money when zero effort is required to fuck them. And I mean literally zero.

That's what you're paying for after all. But feel free to brag about your roastie conquests if it makes you feel better.

>hookers
Businesswomen filling a void in the market. I don't respect them but I don't hate them either.

>johns
Pathetic sacks of shit who should rope themselves.

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>>130372389
Incorrect assumption and comparison - wanking (for free) vs. paying a hooker is not the same as cooking a meal at home with food you have purchased vs. going to a resraunt where a trained chef prepares you as meal with quality ingredients.
A closer analogy would be
>why would you pay for a hooker when you can hookup with sluts on Tinder for free or pick up a random at a club for free?

>>130371738
>at least the guys using prostitutes aren't deluding themselves
He says. Posting on an anonymous Malawian Touch Typing imageboard while sitting perched over his computer arguing with strangers on the net.

>>130373519
then you have a moral obligation to fuck them, because they're going to work for the money either way, so it might as well be with a sweetie like you

>>130373604
>implying hookers aren't roasties
oh sweetie

>>130362521
How smelly are they.

>>130373767
>you can hookup with sluts on Tinder for free or pick up a random at a club for free?
except when you can't

>>130368795
>take off leaving you out $80 in drinks which is why only cucks buy girls drinks in bars here.
This is truth. where you from anyways? usa?

Predatory buisness practice that takes advantage of weak women to satisfy weak men,

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>>130373604
>roastie
Most of the women on Tinder in the big are at least above average quality with professional jobs and careers. Be charismatic or confident and you can bang on the first date.

You are being played for a fool. Open your wallet dumbass

>>130374101
city*

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>>130373888
>He lives in an age where there is literally a plethora of apps on his mobile phone to help him arrange a casual fuck with a nearby stranger and he says he can't....
m8, we had to actually go out and do something in order to do that and your whining that you can't. Fark!

>>130372084
Wow, you're an idiot. You can go on Backpage right now. Backpage only deleted its adult section but you can still find escorts on the "women seeking men" section.

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Pro tip: Never buy a girl a drink at the bar.

>>130374196
I'm glad you're attractive enough to extract casual sex from women

Can someone explain what is the attraction in fucking someone in a scenario where you are required to us a condom? It's like driving a sports car with ski boots and mittens on - whats the fucking point

>>130373767
Your analogy really isnt any better.

If you really want to be nitpicky about assumptions.

>>130362521
prostitution is legal here and somewhat socially acceptable especially among lower classes. it is not unusual to an uncle or bigger brother get a prostitute for his nephew or brother when he turns 18 if he is still a virgin so he becomes a man.

i personally dont see a problem with that. bitter virgins are cancer of society. there is a reason only US has school shootings.

>>130364527
>govt run Brothels
Yeah nah

>>130375055
Simply because jerking off gets depressing.

>>130375055
Women are boring as fuck and I don't have the patience to get them to try some BDSM shit. With hookers, I can just look for ones that cater to fetishes and get that shit over with.

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>>130374355
Probably not anymore. But in my yoof - well.. never had any complaints and my bed was rarely empty unless by choice.

>>130375135
It's better than comparing going out for a meal to paying a woman to be intimate with you.
Rather than bitch about mine being no better - come up with a more apt analogy you lazy cunt.

BUMP spill the beans before this thread gets slid I'll catch up reading.

>>130362521

Never interested me. Same with picking up some dumb girl at the bar. I like my sex to be with someone I actually like, otherwise I'll just use my hand.

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>>130375055
>It's like driving a sports car with ski boots and mittens on
A good point but driving a Lambo in a puffer jacket won't get you cankers on your dick will it?

>>130375854
I would guess that getting a mistress to whip you to fulfil a fetish is marginally different to emptying your nads into some random woman just cause you're lonely.

It is fucking ridiculous how hot the girls I have found on backpage were. There are about 5 I have seen a few times that were all 18-19 right out of high school if not still in it who posted like once and I saw them and was the only guy they saw. No drugs or anything with these chicks. There are some really great ones on backpage if you sift through the gross ones.

>>130371925
Didn't your divorce rates go down when it became legal?

>>130376587
That's because they don't want to make $9.50 an hour at Burger King in college. They're going to get fucked anyway, might as well monetize it.

>>130362521
What does it cost to you per hour? I wouldn't do anything too expensive, probably 100 moneys at max for 1 hour and even that is pushing it. Because sex with prostitute is still not really 'real sex' but just an impression of it. Unless you are very lucky to find a right woman for you.

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>>130376587
Lad, don't tell them, they'll either fuck shit up with their turbo-monginess or make the rates go up for the rest of us BASED punter Anon.

>>130375854
Try dudes. Semen tastes pretty good.

>>130377082
>probably 100 moneys at max for 1 hour and even that is pushing it.
LOL, you aren't getting decent girls that say no niggers with that money. Maybe a crackhead in a roach motel.

>>130377002

True. It was pretty good money for them. I had a lot of extra to spend and I guarantee it was way cheaper than dating. I just saw people post on here about backpage being risky or whatever when in reality if you're not dumb its pretty useful.

>>130362521
You're supposed to raise healthy white babies to work for the who's.

>>130376587

For some women its a kink.

There was an olympic gold medalist, married with kids, successful real estate business, who was escorting. She didn't need the money -- it just made her feel good, sexy. I think her brain was wired to use her body to get a reward, and when the sport was taken out of the equation her brain eroticized a new sport.

>>130377389

If I showed you a picture of the girl that blew me and swallowed and everything for 100 you would not believe me...

>>130377472
Do it.

>>130372084
>>130372084
Yeah. It's sister page Live Escort Review is still up.

>>130377472
>>130377505
second that. Tits or get the fuck out.

>>130362521
You are not paying for the sex...you are paying her to go away afterward.

>>130377389
>tfw cute petite 18 y/os for 20$ in asia

americucks overpaying their women

>>130362931
>>130362812
Cityvibe.com

ive only ever done the massage parlor thing. It's nice. I'm apprehensive to try anything other than a handjob due to STD reasons

https://scarletblue.com.au/escorts/new-south-wales/sydney

Pick a prossie for me, no price limit, no Asians though

>>130377631
I can show you one.

[spoiler]https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=105763015[/spoiler]

She was in London few years ago but has gained weight. Also she wasn't very kind. But that was less than 60 for half an hour.

>>130362521
>paying to fuck a girl who just gets fucked by half a dozen men every day.
>like paying to eat a Sandwich 7 other guys took a bite of before you, on a daily basis.

At least if you find a Good Girl and treat her properly you won't have to pay to be a cuck.

>>130377756
Good deal then if legit. Money well spent.

>>130374246
why?

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>>130377657
Probably. This one wanted $250/hr.

>>130377885
I can technically said I fucked her but she also had an extra cost for taking off her bra and her attitude was very cold. It wasn't very good except out of curiosity (from local punter forums) I found out that she's known as with this name too.

>>130377894
See >>130368795

>>130367553
I was hoping you or someone else would talk about aliens, but penguins will have to do.

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>>130363207

>>130362521
Go to the market and buy a bunch of vegetables,
Cucumber
Zucchini
Summer squash
Various members of the gourd family
Mark veggies at various points with dollar symbols
Halfway up a moderately sized zucchini=$50, the far end of a large squash=$200
Hooker gets paid for how many veggies she can make disappear.
Way more satisfying than fucking them

>>130362521

well i think im getting close to finding one.....i basically texted saying we should grab coffee chat (before we may go anything further obviously)

got her text from escorts ad classifieds website, i think she's legit

>>130378011
Don't even care anymore just knock off the cobwebs. Long time marriage to crazy that I'm free from, has my one foot in the grave anyway. Screw it.

>>130377657

yeah but we're not in asia though

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>>130378193
I like your style.

Fuck I might get a hooker now

>>130366633
>If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in five years there'd be a shortage of sand."
>Milton Friedman.
At least he was consistent. He wanted the federal government in charge of the money supply, and as a result there is more bullshit unstable and unsustainable monopoly money than ever before.

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>>130378492
Get a white one, but make sure they say no niggers.

>>130372140
If the rumours are true, your queen is quite fond of watching them die.... brutally.

>>130378663
this is very true. On Backpage, if they say no AA, they're most likely legit. LEO can't discriminate on race kek

>>130378597
Worth less and less by the second.

>>130362521
OP if you're still here, what do you think of super hot hookers? Do you think she is a serial killer?

http://eugene.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/petite-and-busty-asian-party-girl-gorgeous-singapore-beauty/18164318

>>130363504
All the random cock she's had is offputting.
Blacks, arabs, who knows what .

well fuck i just googled the text number and one of results showed the number as escort undercover but page doesn't exist anymore

great, i'm paranoid now

>>130367553
>they both lack the levels of self awareness and consciousness present in humans
So do women.

>>130372084
women seeking men, you fucking retard.

>>130379174
That's a meme. I fucked a legit one that had that dumb thing pop up. Don't trip nigga

>>130364914
No but I could make your daughters feel less like shit and more like trash.

>>130379174
dude, use TNA or Sex Guide USA to look at previous reports, jesus

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TFW /pol made me say fuck it if ya cant beat em join em. Time to get a six pack and sell this shit. Fuck it. What do ya think I could charge?

>>130363504
i have a six incher, i just rub the girls clit when we fuck and they cum.

>>130379174
Isn't prostition legal in le Canada?

>>130379702
Hope you like prostate simulation and servicing men.

>>130362521
I don't enjoy hookers, but I mean, it's the oldest thing in the world. There are poor women, there are lonely men.
I won't interfere. Just don't let em work on the streets.

>>130377686
True patrician right here.

Worth it for the high end (250-500) escorts there. They actually treat it like the high end, return customer business that it is and I can genuinely say some are mind blowing stress relievers on top of a hot lay.

>>130379873
>They actually treat it like the high end, return customer business that it is and I can genuinely say some are mind blowing stress relievers on top of a hot lay.
True that. One even bought some BDSM gear before she came to my place.

>>130379743

not sure

i think if u pay for porn actress it's legal but not personal services not sure

>>130379831
Yeah, yeah if ya get caught selling it you wind up eating booty in jail anyway. Seriously though I underestimate women chronically. I can cook as well, make them some grub after. Pic is just a joke.

>>130364592
Can i impregnate you ?

>>130380018
Women don't need to use hookers, so your clients will mostly be older gay men.

>>130362521
Stop looking for justification for your degeneracy, you won't find any here.

>>130380085
Well, whats the point of men seeking women then? I don't claim to get them I spent 20 years breaking my ass off for the same nut job. Still, don't have a fucking clue.

>>130380010
I've heard.... Toranto they don't give a damn. Like at all. As safe as thailand or safer.

just read from wikipedia:

>On the other hand, working as an independent sex worker and private communication for such purposes (telephone, internet, e-mail, etc.) is legal.

so i think im safe...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Canada#Legal_status

Sorry bro, but id rather use my left hand or grab a fatty from the bar. You're dealing with crackheads and scraping from the bottom of society's rejects. Think how many creampies she had in her mouth before you slide your dick in there...

>>130380445
The john still gets charged, the hooker goes free.

ask yourself this:

why do you want to pay lots of money to fuck a girl who:

1) fucks black people, fat people, old people

2) will lay there like a fish

3) potentially might rob you or stab you while jamal steals your car

is it worth it?

bitches arent worth $100-$200 an hour. dont.

>>130362521
You have to understand that there are tier's to the sex trade...it's pretty much just the 1% of all hookers that are independent & making money for their self. The rest are making money that is filtered into nefarious organisations for funding.

>hookers are cheaper in the long run.

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>>130363504
a graph that isnt complete bullshit

>>130371908
No, she was barefoot and she wouldn't have had to told them anything. She could've even have told them she was on meth and they wouldn't have cared and would've helped her get back home just because of her brother. Also, she was scared of black men they'd see ( it was a black gang) along the way home. These gangs do get busted. She was like 18 and got kidnapped in Vegas and force pimped but finally got away. (This was in about 2002)

>>130375174
Muslims are hypocrites

>>130380604
>Having a sizeable amount of black people in your country
>Hiring a prostitute that has low enough price that a nigger could afford her
>Hiring a prostitute that would service niggers

>>130362521
No kiss, no pay.

>>130380859

I dont care if she only fucks celebs

she's a worthless piece of meat

she should be paying YOU to fuck.

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>>130377113
I see your flag matches your words there

>>130381194
American women don't like their men having fun. Just look at Prohibition.

holy shit the misconceptions in this thread is mind boggling.

Firstly, I'm from Australia so we're fortunate to have brothels and prostitution legal here. As a result, the girls are professional, clean, safe and there's a whole industry based on top quality service.

I get all my escorts from https://scarletblue.com.au and as you'll see, these aren't gutter tramps, crackheads or old haggard women. Yes you have to pay quite a bit for this quality, but these girls are so natural and down to earth.

I usually have an hour at a time, we usually chat, shower, listen to music, fuck, more chat and jokes, another fuck, shower, get dressed and say our goodbyes.

Because you're paying, these women are automatically your best friends, you don't have to try and impress them or work for anything, it makes it easy and enjoyable.

This idea that hookers come off craigslist in ripped fishnet tights, herpes and a crack pipe is foreign to me, because it's nothing like that in reality.

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>>130365748
more like all of them, then they shout
>MUH EUROPE IS DONE
>MUH EUROPE IS ISLAMIZED
fucking ((melting pot)) children

>>130362521
fuck hookers

https://youtu.be/rFC4qsjpfEs hahahahaha

>>130380604

>1) fucks black people, fat people, old people

that's just most women in general

>2) will lay there like a fish

To the contrary, they'll do things you didn't think we're possible

>3) potentially might rob you or stab you while jamal steals your car

The professional escorts have a stronger code of conduct that the fucking military in terms of security, privacy and respect.

>>130362521
Are "backpages" legit? I've been looking and it seems too sketchy to me.

>>130377751
Go for Honey Adams

I've seen her a couple of times, fucking mind blowing.

>>130371876
Liberal idiots pretenting to be /pol/..

>>130381410
Get a white or asian whore that says no niggers.

>>130362521
do you grip their balls, when you are sucking their dicks?

lets put things into perspective

lets say a slut costs $200-$300

that $300 could buy you a graphics card that gives you YEARS of enjoyment.

or many months of a gym membership.

or a new device you can use daily

or you can INVEST that money.

>$300 to bust a nut in a cum dumpster

waste of money.

>>130381307
>one hour
>showers twice
>fucks twice
>chatting
>telling jokes
>listen to music

Fastest shot in the outback

How can you select worthwhile ones over ones that will be a pain in the ass?

>>130381610
the showers are like 5 mins each time, the first fuck will last 10 minutes cos I'm an easy nutter and these girls are fucking crazy good. The second time I last about 20 minutes.

Then the rest of the time is just fooling about.

so yeah, works about right.

>>130381658
I search blonde and find the ones that say no black guys or AA.

>>130381556
oy vey you don't understand economics it's like why people eat out when they can cook at home (which normal people do)? got you! listen to me the economics genius, goyim!

Hookers annoy the shit out of me. I was in madrid last weekend and I am 2 metres tall and pale as fuck so it was clear I was an englishman.

Every fucking street corner I was harrased by black/tranny hookers. Not a single native hooker.

pussy isn't worth any money

stop paying the pussy jew

>>130362521
Personally...It's a mute point, i've had plenty of one night stands & all it's taken has been me being my own charismatic self.

>>130381556
If I have 300 in my bank the least I would do is to blow it on hookers.
MFW broke

>>130362521
I've masturbated, and had sex. I prefer masturbation for multiple reasons and don't really enjoy sex, I do find women sexuality attractive, just don't enjoy the act of sex. Can't really understand why anyone would pay for it when God gifted you with two beautiful hands.

>>130364147

Please share some stories, thank you.

>>130364147
Tell us more dude

>>130366043
Fucking queer fag neck yourself donkey poster

>>130364147
as someone who frequents high quality professional escorts regularly, you're ignorance is off the charts.

>I've been tempted but no, never. I know too much.

clearly you don't because you're dumb enough to think craigslist hookers = professional escorts

>>130381758

this has nothing to do with the jew.

it's a bad use of money. even if you spent $300 on a meal it would still be a better use of it.

>>130382555
why pay for pussy?

this is 2017.
pussy is free.

Its better for 100 men to fuck 1 woman, than 10 men to fuck 10 women between each other.

Reason, sex statistics

>>130382004
same, with sex I cum maybe a quarter of the time and it takes 2 hours to get there. If you're not in a serious relationship it's better to fap well.

>>130382900
Do you take SSRIs?

>>130376587
>was the only guy they saw.
I've got some seafront property in Urumqi you might want to buy.

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>>130383227
Fuck that m8, I've got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell him.

>>130371475

It's not, I did.

>>130382446
It really is amazing. Getting fucked in the ass is even better. My dick just spurts pre cum constantly.

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STOP RIGHT FUCKING NOW. Hookers deserve death penatly, just like the people who fuck them.

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Sieg Heil

>>130380794
Why are people so long when flaccid? wtf my dick is super shrinked when soft

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They are pretty much all hookers now days.