IT'S HAPPENING: YELLOWSTONE EARTHQUAKE

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>4.5
>Earthquake

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plz gib habbening

A 4.5 earthquake is like a small fart.
It's nothing.
Logarithmic scale, you know.

>>130357455
Not a big deal.

>4.5

We get that big of an earthquake every day when your mom wakes up

>>130357455
I didnt feel shit, nothings gunna happen

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>>130357455

"I...hunger...for humans...end..."

"God...let me awaken from my slumber...there are too many...heathensss..."

You can feel that shit, it's significant. I'll wake up expecting an inch or two of ash.

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>>130357455
Not big enough.. but maybe this is the beginning...

Remember if you're in the kill zone the way to survive is to get a shirt wet and breathe through that so you don't get shards of microscopic volcanic glass slicing up your lungs, which causes you to drown in your own blood.

Four of clubs, path of light.

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get a rare for the happening

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>>130357568
Texas can into earthquakes.

>>130357455
>odds of "supereruption" 1 in 730,000
>odds to win the lottery are way the fuck worse and people have won the lottery numerous times

gg we're all dead it's over there's no escape

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>>130357455

> Happening threads about Yellowstone having normal quakes every day
> No talk of Cascadia, which is 70 years overdue already and has been seeing 3 times as many quakes as a decade ago, up to 6.9

Every overpass west of Utah broken. Every Pacific port destroyed. Multiple nuclear reactors swamped by tsunamis. All our missile defense systems offline.

It's coming, /pol/

>>130357455
An earthquake would come before a supervolcanic eruption but 4.5 isn't anything.

>>130357455

Hahahahahhahahaahahahhaa fucking 4.5 "earthquake" ahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

you do know in latinamerica there's like a 7.0 earthquake every day right?

/pol/ used to Happening several times a day prior to Trump White House.

/pol/ is a board of positivity now?

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>>130358024
>he believes in powerball and megamillions

Why do you conservatives always hope for "happenings"?

>>130358778
I think it has to do with the fact that it was so close to a volcano that has the potential to cover the American continent in a layer of ash and take out half of the world with it.

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>>130357455

>>130357455
Let me know when there's an 8.0 in yellowstone, then I'll grab my go-bag.

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WAKE UP YELLOWSTONE WAKE UP

>>130358024
jesus christ i hope this is an ironic post.

>>130358904
Stop reading fake science

>>130358024
>the redneck has no idea how odds work
shocking

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ITS TIME SEE YOU SOON

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>>130357455
a 4.5 huh

>>130357835
where is this "volcanic glass shards" idea coming from though? Plenty of volcanoes going off around the world and people/animals dont typically die of that. Why do I get the feeling that the Yellowstone catastrophe theories are made by the same global warming cucks?

>>130357455
Kek bless these digits for volcanic june

>>130357568
>4.5
hahaha

>>130359011
If tripies America is kill

>>130359058
What's fake about the enormous amounts of ash produced by supervolcanoes? The last eruption killed off 80% of humanity and led to a 1000 year cool-down period

it's a meme ya dip

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foreshocks confirmed, a few bumps like this may trigger a major event

>>130357455
Call us when they breach 6

Nothing will happen. Screenshot this.

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>>130358980

can we PLEASE make Yellowstone-chan? Like ebola-chan but with volcanoes and earthquakes. We to meme magick some /REAL/ natural disasters! None of this sandstorm and rain garbage, we need kek to bring fourth the great kike cleanse.

>>130358024
kek

Humans can't even feel a 4.5, not a thread, chill

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>>130357455
>falling for the yellowstone meme =falling for the jew fearporn

>>130358024
>American education
Okay let me explain so, if there where 730,000 earths, there would be 1 whitch would have a superuption, just like in lotery one human has small chance to win but there are many who play, one man on millions of earths would play lotery only one of them would win, did you understand me now?

>>130359123
digits
123 See you in September

>>130359547
So many rare Pepes.
Love it.

>>130359281
It didn't kill 80% of humanity, nobody would die because of it, only people living right next to it choking

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>>130359491
DIGITS AND THY WILL BE DONE

>>130358271
I pray for the destruction of the left coast.

>>130357455
>>130357568

Chuck Norris sneezed.

Yellowstone would be the most beautiful happening of all time. All those burgers incinerated. The world would be such a better place

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>>130357591
>plz gib habbening
This. I love God and Jesus with all my heart, but humanity really sucks now and I wold not blame God for wanting to cleanse the Earth now, even if I go with it.

>>130359793

> Main quake would do most damage to conservative rural areas

Always remember, they had to bring in courts and force us to take in 15 million illegals to get the state to turn blue. Look up prop 187.

Americans in California are conservative. Californians are not Americans.

>>130358024
face it, its over, mathAnon has run the numbers.

>>130359744
Stop reading fake science.

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>>130359011
neat.
It would be funny if it happened...especially cuz i am from portugal (would grab popcorn)

What you would be looking for are not just small earthquakes, but the formation of new lakes and the draining of current ones- indications that the magma volume has shifted dramatically.

Meme magic is real

>>130359999

Witnessed

>>130357568
jsjssjsjsjsjsjjs

>>130358024

>7 billion people playing
>1 yellowstone

what are variables

>>130358778
I know I planted an earthquake in your mom's ass last night.

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>>130359999
wew

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>>130357455
Bt/Bz component is breaking in half. Earth's magnetic field is opening up, expect a surge of earthquakes around the globe.

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>>130359491
In ancient times earthquakes were thought to be caused by restless gods or giant creatures slumbering beneath the Earth.

Ruaumoko is a god who lives in the belly of his mother but he is the god of volcanos

The earthquakes Rūaumoko causes are in turn responsible for the change of seasons. Depending on the time of year, the earthquakes cause the warmth, or cold, of Papa to come to the surface of the land, resulting in the warming, or cooling of the Earth.

>>130360072
portugal city, just south of tel aviv

>>130357455
Well, its a year late
But I suppose I have to say it
>/pol/ was right again

If you guys promise to stop shitposting so much we might allow a few of you to return to the greatest empire to ever exist

>>130357455
if your interested in earthquakes but dont trust the educational establishment, youtube Duchsince. He explains the earthquake swarm. Its normal as of now. No need to fear monger. Possible large earthquake due off the coast of oregon though.

>>130359844
Vin Diesel started his car

Nice proxy...

DARWIN!!!!

Roll for caldera super eruption

Not happening...non happening...nothing to see here...

>>130359190
there's a big initial wave of ash from any eruption

it's what killed everyone at pompei, smaller eruptions don't really do it in a large enough area or for a prolonged enough period to kill much

if Yellowstone blew, there would be an ash cloud that would do this across most of the continental US for about 10-30 minutes based on calculations

you can thank me later if it happens in our life

>>130357455
I hope so, it'll keep the sand niggers out.

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>>130358958

> Don't enjoy fun and following breaking news with fellow posters interested in the same things
> Don't like it so much you make an image about it and post it every time they make a thread

>>130359190
Do you know what a supervolcanic eruption is? If anything it works against global warming theories. It's a ticking time bomb that is over due on a geographical scale - meaning we are probably safe, but who ever inhabits the North American continent in 5,000-10,000 years is rather fucked.

>>130361501
Redneck found a tannerite clearance sale.

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>>130360987
TEL AVIV? the degenerate city of the jews?
REEEE
DON'T YOU DARE!
we expelled jews many times and ...we are just going trough a difficult period with african invasion but we are still cool man...

>>130358980
Utterly deplorable- how are we supposed to fap to this?

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>>130359011
>Yellowstone and Madrid
And the Red Dragon in Sept. Its ogre in 2017 anons.

>>130357851
flag
thank u

>>130360757
explain pls

>>130365071
TELL ME ABOUT BANE
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK

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>>130359988
this is the truth.

our era is trash.

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>>130365282

>>130362568
still doesnt answer my damn question about this microscopic glass shards choking out the majority of life. Everything you said goes right past my question.

>>130365403
my benis will choke out the ones that the shards dont get tbqh

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>>130357835
Or you could but a box of good 3m particulate masks, and be much safer.

Box of 12 about 10$. Available at any hardware or paint store.

Not nearly big or violent enough to cause a happening.

t. geologist

>>130365358
i like to look at photographs of his gardens at yasnaya polyana, very comfy

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>>130357952
It's Chile, Jesus

>>130365532
thang u. now i can go to sleep tonight with no jammies with no worried of earfquake

guiz, /pol/ used to be max edgy for me
but in the last few months i find it /comfy/
who has changed, me or /pol/!

>>130357568
I assume this is the new bullshit "Magnitude" scale instead of the classic Richter scale, which actually made sense. The new scale is in many ways arbitrary and meaningless. Almost impossible to know how strong an earthquake is based on this scale.

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>>130359999
troof

>>130365381
WON'T TALK HUH
LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN

>>130359982
>Smug Brit
>No idea that the Yellowstone caldera is in the nowhere land of the states
>Lets his kids get raped with a smile.

it's literally nothing, Yellowstone alwasy had plenty of earthquakes

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>>130365403
Here's the answer to your question

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silicosis

Here's the solution >>130365519

>>130357455
i hope a fucking supervolcano destroys the entire country

>>130357568
Fucking daily occurence you fucking retards.

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>>130357455
>https://www.eastidahonews.com/2017/06/4-5-magnitude-earthquake-reported-west-yellowstone/

If this is the end...I lost this gamble. I white flighted the fuck outta southern California due to the brown skinned latrino infestation.

Move to nice, white Boise, Idaho.

I figured California would turn into a mini Tijuana with spics beheading whites etc LONG before Yellowstone would blow its top and I would get covered in 10' of ash here in Boise, Idaho.

Oh well, at least I got to live in a nice, safe, white state free from anti-American communist politicians and their spic cockroach pets.

14/88

Tell the archeologists who dig me out in 1,000 years to pose my body in a cool pose....preferably with my AK47 in my hand.


brb going to find an Aryan waifu to hold so when Yellowstone does blow up, I will be memorialized with a hot white blond bitch.

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>>130358839
Shud ub I will win the loddery and buy all the energy drinks in the world.

>>130360553
How can there be 7 billion people playing when there are only 400 million in the whole jackpot?

>>130366671
>there will never be another season of this
Why even live

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>>130357568

>>130357455
a 4.5 isn't irregular

a 6 pointer would be cause for alarm

>>130365580
It's a meme, Jesus.

>>130365930
>the nowhere land of the state

Wyoming and Montana account for 40% of the cattle production in the U.S. dipshit.

Please God do not let the unrighteous escape punishment, do not let them say "there is no God"

>>130359744
You're very wrong. It wouldn't be a global extinction event but it would have very grave consequences for the entire world.

>Ash fallout potentially kills millions in the U.S.
>U.S. economy crashes
>World economy in shambles as well
>Ash causes nuclear winter for up to a decade
>Widespread famine

It would be bad for everyone not just the people in the immediate eruption zone.

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>>130365763
come on man
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richter_magnitude_scale

>>130371444
DEUS VULT

>>130357455
calm down OP. If you check the amount of earthquakes that happen in Yellowstone each year it's about 2000-3000 and they are in the 2-5 Richter scale magnitude.

When it will be 7 and above, that's when we have to worry.

>>130371900
Amen.

>>130357851
It should be level 1-4 to make it op
You'd have to tribute 4 monsters to summon a monster with that many levels

>>130370844
rare

>>130357455
Yellowstone is going to erupt this year, and the only safe haven for americans will be the east coast and Canada

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>>130357568
jej

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>>130357455


NOT ONE OF YOU FAGS IS POSTING INFORMATION ON WHAT TO DO IF YELLOW STONE ERUPTS!

How do I survive this???

Gas masks??

I live in Illinois.

Will I make it bros?

>>130358839
Probably a flat earther.

>>130365358
>Tfw I'm among the rare non-pessimists who doesn't want to die
Fuck me right?

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>>130374913
Fuck yes, east coast reporting in!

whites would easily survive this, niggers... not so much

>>130375245
literally nothing will happen

>>130359988
We are told to love God is to hate evil.

However, following the type of the kinsman redeemer, we are to execute justice without the spirit of hate. We are merely to send them to the Lord to be judged for their sins, not judge them ourselves.

We CAN judge the sin, as we know it is against God's will. If we later see that person walking the streets of Heaven, that is God's prerogative, we are to accept it and love them as a brother.

>>130375976
>Tfw this is God cleansing the Earth of degeneracy
Wtf I love Yellowstone now.

>>130358980
hot as fuck.

>>130359011
>Longest duration of total eclipse is right over the New Madrid fault.
10 mag. Earthquake here we come!

>>130376164
Bet you think you're mighty clever m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=937zhQ27XK8

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>mfw you will never experience an 8.8 earthquake
>mfw you will never experience the adrenaline while exiting your house because it can fucking crush you at any moment
>mfw you will never experience the feel of the earth shaking everything that you can see in every single direction to the point of total destruction for minutes and minutes while hearing screams and explosions everywhere
>mfw you will never feel what does it feel to barely be able to stay still without using support because
>mfw you will never feel the energy of 3000 nukes at once under your feet
>mfw you will never see the sky lighting up with explosion of electric devices on the street blowing up
>mfw you will never move in rhythm with the earth and everything else in the most macabre dance you can think of
>mfw you will never feel the fear what's coming next after the main earthquake ends because there is something more; the whole sea itself in an unstoppable wave that destroys everything that the earthquake didn't
>mfw you will never run from the sea
>mfw you will never have to experience the Aftershocks for 2 years, every couple of hours at first to every week, at the end

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>>130357455
finally

>>130377046
I came. Such glorious chaos.

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>>130357455
anyone update me omn the skykins?

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what happens when the eclipse passes in August?

>>130378306
Probably Yellowstone cleansing.
Also my birthday.

>>130376004
1 out of 10 chance of happen. 10 to 1 of not happening.

>>130359190
>amerisharts don't know what obsidian is

>>130379160
that rock that can only be broken with a diamond pickaxe?

>>130357455
>Any renewed volcanic activity at Yellowstone would most likely take the form of such mainly nonexplosive lava eruptions.
>An eruption of lava could cause widespread havoc in the park, including fires and the loss of roads and facilities, but more distant areas would probably remain largely unaffected.
government says not to worry, lol
https://pubs.usgs.gov/fs/2005/3024/

>>130362371
>it's what killed everyone at pompei
Why speak about things you know nothing about

>>130358778
Hahaha good for you hahahha
>Brags about how shit his life is

>>130357455

I can't believe you bluepilled faggots actually believe in volcanoes. I bet you think space is real too.

>>130359988
Checked, and I agree

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>>130383442
some loser conspiracy nut was talking about "Plinian eruptions" I just stood there shaking my head.

>>130383627

Its all a jewish lie.

>>130365763
But how bullshit is it on the Seth Rich scale?

>>130379798

it was clearly pirateclastic flows

>>130357455
>tfw you are so board you literally wish for a potential extinction level event just to have something to amuse yourself with for a few weeks

>>130384490
>Tfw you misspelled "bored" as "board"
>Tfw it makes sense though because becoming bored is the end result of browsing the boards

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Digits and nothing will happen

>>130384490
>not knowing that /pol/ is a death cult that revels in happenings

How New Are You?

>>130371648
Can you explain to me how ASH can cause NUCLEAR winter?

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>>130384811
two of the same digits in a row and the fish leave the ponds

I mean seriously, what ARE the odds?

>>130384811
digits of truth. kek hallowed be his name

>>130384811
Thanks for ruining our fun you fucking Colgate nigger

>>130384712
>tfw I clearly remember seeing that mistake and correcting it and have no clue how it showed back up.
I might have ctrl+z'd it by accident.

>>130384899
>implying I didnt already know this
>implying I wasnt talking about myself in that post

>>130385247
>implying I have the reading comprehension of a 4th grader

here, this is me literally rolling my face across my keyboard

9opoi muytresd fthujk,l.;/-"+/

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>>130357455
See you in September.

>>130385502
Your response leads me to believe you do have the reading comprehension of a 4th grader.
Start reading anon, I believe in you!

>>130357455
my numbers say it will blow in a short while

>>130386301
these ones?

>>130385145
Digits have no preference in what is fun or not

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>>130357568
kek

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a u g u s t

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I'm not an expert on these things but last year a tourist slipped and fell while taking a selfie and was boiled to death and his remains dissolved before anyone could reach them.

This year a similar incident happened, but the tourist clawed his way out like Anakin Skywalker and survived with severe burns.

I imagine the volcano was not fed this year so it must fight back.

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https://skyview.gsfc.nasa.gov/current/cgi/query.pl
coordinates: 13 48 1.0, -8 28 20.5"
>IRAS micron

>>130384981

From Wikipedia:
>Nuclear winter is the severe and prolonged global climatic cooling effect hypothesized[1][2] to occur after the ignition of widespread firestorms following a nuclear war.[3] The hypothesis is based on the fact that such fires can inject soot into the stratosphere layer of the atmosphere, where it can block some direct sunlight from reaching the surface of the Earth.

It's essentially the same thing. Smoke and soot from nuclear war could hypothetically cause a nuclear winter. Same thing could happen with a super volcano.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-06-17/scientists-warn-current-yellowstone-quake-swarm-could-rip-guts-out-america

Well, nice knowing you all.

>>130379160
Not everyone played minceraft.

why dont we just nuke yellowstone so pressure down there slowly release?

>>130390187
You'd have to go through miles of rock. Nukes aren't powerful enough.

>>130371265
And the sun, which will be blocked out by the ash, accounts for 100% of sunlight. We're all in the same fucking boat to the mass extinction.

>>130360757
God. Everything really is going to hell.

All you guys that want a happening:

Aren't you afraid of dying so horrifically?

>>130391645
I mean it's not preventable, so might as well have fun

>>130357455

AUGUST ECLIPSE ARMEGEDDON

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>>130360757
what do i do what do i do what do i do what do i dowhat do i dowhat do i do what do i do what do i do what do i do

>>130375872
NC here. Just a light dusting of ash so far. Air is perfectly breathable. How much are we going to get total?