The death of some fat german

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And why should I even care?

In recent events some fat fuck died, that also was a former german chancellor by chance. Now everybody is commemorating, despite this conservative's grave incompetence.

Fucker was in charge for fucking 16 years (!). Asshole pretty much started Merkels career so much, that during her early days the press called her "Kohl's Mädel" (Kohl's girl). Well, as everybody knows, after this fat conservative, now she is fucking the country as head of the conservative party just like he did.

The 16 years this fat fuck was chancellor were called the "bleierne Jahre" (roughly "the bleak years") for a reason. Well his self declared "social" or "left" successor from the (not very) opposite party gave the term "bleak" a whole new meaning, when he overturned the conservatives to the right and turned the country into the low-wage paradise for market radicals that we are now.

But back to the now decomposing fat fuck.
For whatever reason he was called the "chancellor of the reunification" only because he was still in charge by chance during this time. Also he couldn't take critic well and pretty much publicly disrespect parts of the press just like a recent, similar incompetent and fat politician. When being stressed out this gross fucker reportedly ate slices of pure butter to calm down. And if this wasn't bad enough, his favorite meal was the german equivalent of Haggis. According to his own kids he was a brute in his private life too. Maybe this was the reason his wife and former first lady killed herself in 2001.

His career ended when finally came out how corrupt he really was. The conservatives tried to hide and launder unreported income (as if this was a surprised) and by now successfully managed to whitewash the recent history.

To me his legacy is just a huge grease spot on the timeline of german history.

Currently most media outlets seem to think otherwise by kissing his fat decomposing ass. But what does /pol/ think?