Is das our Führer?

>>130318210
Can anyone use that app to make Adolf old or Argentinian Adolf young?

>>130318210
doesn't look like him

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>>130318403
brilliant

>>130318210
Do a DNA Test. Its simple.

>>130318210
different nose among other things.

Did you even look at the picture you dumb fuck.

>>130318210

>128 years old
>able to claim anything

trashed

>128 years old
nice try

>>130318210
Will he come to the US to get rid of niggers?

Adolf Hitler owns a cryogenic chamber to slow down the aging process, so he can rule for a 1000 years.

Antarctica isn't far from Argentina, its possible.

>>130318210
ITS A SATIRE ARTICLE STOP SPREADING BAIT

Eyes are closer together and nose is way different, for starters.

>>130319032
this

>>130318598
We don't have any of our Führer's DNA to test it against, dumbass

>>130319604
you know adolf hitler had family in america

>>130319604
>Führer's DNA to test it against, dumbass

There are relatives alive, their dna was used already in different cases, dumbass

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>>130319604

>Be Hitler
>Escape from Germany at the end of WW2
>Live in exile and under a new identity for 70 years
>In 2017 decide it's time to unmask yourself
Literally why would he do that?

>>130321624
Crippling disease and he'll die no matter what?

>>130320156
>Pawla

I guess it was more like "Paula".

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>>130319604
So does that mean Hitler never existed?!?!?

>>130318210

A man with Hitler's talents could not stay anonymous for long. He would be dictator of Argentina before you knew it.

>>130324114
Nah, he knows that the Internationale Judentum would never allow it.

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>>130318403
Not what I was expecting.

>>130318210
Well you could start by not being retard

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>>130321624
>>130323238
It's because he knows he's going to die soon, also Isreali Secret Services stopped pursuing remnants of the Third Reich a year ago.

>“I’ve been depicted as a bad guy only because we lost the war. When people read my side of the story, it will change the way the perceive me.”

>>130318733
Nose skin sags as you get older. It honestly looks like it could be.

>>130324767
striking resemblance

He wouldn't be smiling

>>130318210
fake, look at the ears. Ears don't change as far as I know.

>>130318210
>128 year old man
We can already tell he is a liar and that the article lack proper sources and is pure poop

>>130318210
Not the same nose.

>>130318210

jew

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>>130318210
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/argentina-128-year-old-man-claims-he-is-adolf-hitler/

>“I’ve been blamed for a lot of crimes that I’ve never committed. Because of that, I’ve had to spend more than half of my life hiding from Jews, so I’ve had my punishment already.”

>“I’ve been depicted as a bad guy only because we lost the war. When people read my side of the story, it will change the way the perceive me.”

Based.

Would it be possible to track down Hitler's living relatives?