ITT : Wise quotes

around blacks, never relax.

what u see is what you get
never judge a book by its cover

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>>130309540
Billionaires need tax cuts cause it'll trickle down on me

you can't turn a ho into a housewife

brexit means brexit

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>>130309996
DELET THIS

>>130309540
BASED TRUDEAU

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>>130309540

>>130309540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OcldMG932o

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

>>130309540
FUCK CANADA.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

>>130309540
Can we kill Trudeau yet

Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

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>>130310375
I agree.

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

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>>130309540

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>>130309540

>>130309540
Is heaven missing an angel? 'cause you got nice cans

"You know what uranium is, right? It’s this thing called nuclear weapons. And other things. Like lots of things are done with uranium. Including some bad things. But nobody talks about that"

I've never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.

>>130311319
Diet coke makes you die faster lmao

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"Because it's the current year."

-Justfuqmyshitup Trudeau

>>130313406
He has to sit like that. Ass is all torn up from Muslim dick.

>>130310155
ha ha ha

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>>130315496
Sitting like that puts maximum pressure on his prostate from the vibrating butt plug stuck up his ass

>watch out for Haitian bitches, hear they throw hexes
>get money fuck bitches
>its has a very important pizza map on it

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>>130316094
>a very important pizza map on it

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not a just a quote but better then 80% of the shitposting itt.
Compare to modern "journalism"