my penis lement

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One day I was sitting in a field of dandee lions and a giant penis with arms and legs came up to me and farted. Soon after we started making love and then had children that looked like a Benjamin Button version of myself. We raised them in America and taught them how to be beta fags. They grew up with strong opinions of being cucks. For in our household being a cuck was a good thing. I married a giant penis with arms and legs and I knew going into this marriage, as the world changed into this PC shit hole that they would blur out my baby in every single god damn family photo. So now because we raised our children to be good little betafags they now write books about dumb shit and sell them on amazon. that is the story of my exhistence.
-normie.