California: Women Pleads Guilty To Putting Bacon On A Doorknob

>>130300922
She deserves it for wasting good bacon like that.

>>130300922
>pled guilty to felony charges
>breaking windows, damaging property
> diagnosed with bipolar disorder
I'm pretty satisfied this person will not be allowed to own a gun or go on social media.

>>130301102
fpbp

>banned from social media
Is this a normal punishment these days?

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>>130300922
im muslim and eat pork AMA

>>130301102

>streaky belly bacon
>good bacon

Its the lipblam of bacon

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Hahaha, fuck commiefornia!

>>130303790
How does it feel to be mostly retarded or do you even understand the concept?

>>130301870
For hackers and sex offenders.

>>130301102
hahaha dae le bacon xD epic!!!!

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>>130304352
nigga i dont give a fuck, i dont go to the mosque that much because i know that god isnt real and it wastes my time

>>130304649
You're okay in my book

>>130304386
Bacon is neither of those

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>>130304458
what time does the narwhal bacon?

How do you get banned from social media? That's not even possible.

>>130305876
Hehe sooo randum EGGGSDEEEE

>>130300922
what kind of idiot pleads guilty to felony level vandalism with a "hate crime enhancement?" She clearly isn't capable of defending herself and needed an attorney who would actually counsel her...

>>130303790
>I'm Muslim

Oh, it's retarded...

no prison time? what an outrage, the US justice system has a long way to go

>>130301102
ARRRRR FUCKING SKULL N BONES

>>130300922
>banned from social media
LMFAO like they'd ever be able to find out.

>>130300922
>Weekly Psychiatric Counseling
is this for >free? all i have to do is throw bacon around and i get a psychiatrist for free?

>>130300922
judges, white liberal enablers, journalists
traitors first

>>130304649
What exactly makes you Muslim then?

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>“The social media postings that she had, and the chats we were able to recover, showed that she harbored extreme feeling where she wanted to hurt people,” explained Ryan Couzens, with the Yolo County District Attorney’s Office.
>Yolo County
>Yolo

What timeline am I in?

>not wearing a mask when doing hate crimes
>using your real name on kikebook to brag about it

she deserved it

>>130304197
>Commiefornia
Whoa hohoho! XD YEAAAAH!!! GOT HIM!

>>130301531
>>130300922
How do they enforce a ban on social media? Is there a cop that checks?

>>130301102
Using pork to provoke and ultimately doom Muslims to their hell is the best use for it.
If we stuffed their dying mouths with it in warfare, they'd lay off.

>>130304649
>, i dont go to the mosque that much because i know that god isnt real


So you aren't a muslim at all then.

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>>130300922
You do realize that you fags are going to be executed by firing squads and your mosques burned if you keep this shit up, right? The US is not Europe. You took down two towers and we've killed countless numbers of your men, women, and children, stolen your oil, and occupied your land for a decade. Do you really think this will end well for you? Where will your goatfucker god be when I'm force feeding you the end of an AR-15?

>>130300922
My religion insists that I burn down mosques.

>Banned from social media for 5 years
Blessing in disguise.

>>130311422
Sandniggers literally surrendered before we even started the Iraq war.

When we want to fight, we will. They are cowards.

>>130300922
>putting bacon on anything as a protest
ffs why do I keep seeing this idiocy?

>>130310378
West coast subhuman detected. Go eat some shitty ethnic food and leave decent people alone you brown goblin.

>>130300922
I swear last time I heard this exact story, it was in London. Not a similar story, the same one, just the location changed so they could publish it again for more clicks.

>>130306772

The trick is that the prosecution brings up a huge list of bogus charges that would result in life in fuck me in the ass prison, then off a deal to the defendant saying "Look this is what your looking at, but if you plead guilty to these lesser charges then we drop the rest :^)". Of course, the first list is bogus and wouldn't stand up in court (but it takes time and lawyers cost $$$), while the charges she pleads guilty too are unlikely to have gone through ANYWAYS. Its a scare tactic that usually works. If she had fought the charges and had a good lawyer doing is pro bono she would have got off with community service or a couple months in jail at worst.

Refuse every plea deal up until about three months before the trial

>>130301102
>wasting good bacon
i honestly couldnt imagine a better use for bacon

>>130304649
hey tell me why your women go to the beach yet still dress to cover everything (like not even one of those head covering bathing suits, just regular clothes), don't swim or partake in any beach activities, and even bring a fucking koran with them? what is the fucking point? why do your people want to ruin beach culture?

>>130300922
The only thing she did wrong was getting caught

>>130310389
Probation officers? I can't imagine they can enforce it very well, but it would be enough to stop you from making accounts with your real name at least.

>>130309599
So rather than letting her channel her rage by ranting on social media, now her only option is to actually go out and hurt people. Good job CA.