is india the next superpower? youtube.com/watch?v=Xl0b2LGf9jM

>>130280935
No.

I hope not. I don't want to be hit with a nuclear missile someone has shit all over.

In the future, Indians will have white servants following them around with pooper scoopers.

>>130280935
At first I was going to laugh at the very idea but then I realized Russia somehow managed to become one and they can barely use the toilet so I wouldn't put it past Indians.

Just one question? Is indian spaceship going to have designated shitting module or do you just shit all over the place in zero gravity?

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>>130280935

>Hiding his flag when Pajeet posting

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>>130281021

Does it matter at that point? Soon your shit will be oozing out of your nose and ears anyways.

Apparently it will be India that interviews in the war between USA and Russia and China.
Sleeping prophet I think it was.

>>130281580

Interview them with what, a toilet paper roll?

MORE LIKE POOPERPOWER AMIRITE GUIZ?!?!?!?!!

>>130280935
If a country can be considered a superpower with people living in soul-crushing poverty, then the answer is maybe.

Intervenes

>>130280935
DESIGNATED SHITTING TRAJECTORY

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>>130280935
>next superpower

http://www.planetcustodian.com/2015/10/03/7873/indian-villagers-worshiping-newly-built-toilets-instead-of-using-them.html

>>130281672
>toilet paper?
eww we don't want shit on our butts.
We wash our assholes/.

>>130281143
we will have a shitting module , don't worry.

>>130281672
> toilet paper
we use a bidet, you uncultured swine!

>>130282225

With the water left behind by the last guy, which was left by the guy before him. So eco

>>130280935
super stinky power

>>130282390
WOW YOU ARE SO FUNNY .

>>130280935
By 2020 they will be!

>>130282512

SORT
YOURSELF
OUT

>>130282537
>2020 ?
Never.

We need atleast 15 years to sort us out , then we can start to think about becoming a superpower .

>>130282225
>>130282382
If only you actually used toilets

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>>130280935
>is india the next superpower?

>>130282856

less than hundred years after we got independence, we might actually be a superpower.

how long did it take USA?


>>130282899
every day, more and more indians are taking up toilet shitting.
india is the only country that's actually going in the right direction. soon you will cross us on your way down.

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>>130280935

>>130282047
'''''''''''Superpower'''''''''''''

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>>130281021
>I hope not. I don't want to be hit with a nuclear missile someone has shit all over.
Either way yu'll die from explosive diarrhea

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>>130283102
http://indianexpress.com/article/entertainment/bollywood/toilet-ek-prem-katha-trailer-akshay-kumar-bhumi-pednekar-jokes-aside-but-a-film-like-this-was-highly-necessary-4702173/

"If every Indian who doesn’t have a toilet stood in a single line to use one, that queue would stretch all the way to the Moon."

'''''''''''''''Superpower'''''''''''''''''

>>130283617
true that , anon.
>we need to sort ourselves first.