kraut/pol/ - proper reaction to german humor edition

+++NEWSFLASH+++ (few days old from another kraut/pol/)
they talk about the identitarians that hate NGO that ship refugees to europe. damage control - the article
http://www.tagesschau.de/ausland/ngo-mittelmeer-101.html

>official state financed media criticizes the claim of the AfD not being a ultra rightwing-partie while they support the generacion idenditaire
http://faktenfinder.tagesschau.de/inland/afd-ja-identitaere-101.html

>sources to the following articles: frontpage Tagesschau (official state financed media)
http://www.tagesschau.de/

>EU is pissed because Polen, Hungary and Czechia don´t take in refugees. legal consequences will follow.
Die EU-Kommission hat ein Vertragsverletzungsverfahren gegen Polen, Ungarn und Tschechien wegen deren Weigerung zur Aufnahme von Flüchtlingen eröffnet.

>based Hungary btfo Non Governmental Organisations (NGO) by making them display their sponsors and they have to call themselves "Organisation that profits from international sponsors". EU is protesting and going apeshit

>Hungary escorts german rightwing extremist to Germany, where he will be encarceled because of antisemitism and holocaust denial
Mahler hatte Deutschland verlassen, um einer Gefängnisstrafe wegen Holocaust-Leugnung und antisemitischer Volksverhetzung zu entgehen

>110.440 people became german citizens in 2016. 60% are europeans. 2,6% increase to 2015.
KEK MY SHIT UP: the headline only talked about the increasing number of brits (because BREXIT), trying to become german citizens and didn´t mention anything of the statistics that actually are discussed in the article.

QUESTION FOR THE KRAUTS

How to troll out politicians?

Remember HWNDU? Why not do some hilarious stuff like that, to troll the politicans (not in a forced cringy way). It should be funny.
example: Ursula von der Leyen did prohibit some old german songs that sounded to much like Nazi-stuff. Why not go to one of her press conferences and play the song outloud. Ideas are welcom, maybe some autistic faggot will actually do it.

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ENTRY LEVEL REDPILL
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJURNC0e6Ek

>>130276542
we are not autistic and dumb americans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waj8FWkVrYs

>>130276703
Which is presumably why we're being flooded with niggers and have no guns to defend ourselves with. Enjoy your fake dignity in the mass grave, faggot.

>>130276542
Flashmobs shouting "TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!" at establishment press conferences might fuck their image up something delicious. Bonus points: They can't sack you for it.

>>130276676

Was there ever any sex scandals involving Petry? Maybe a curious beach shot or anything?

>>130278289
She cucked her past husband, liberal Lutheran pastor who now regulary bitches about her politics in the media, with a party colleague. I think they're now married.

There are more candid pics of merkel than of petry.

post more thicc germans please

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quick rundown on this lesbian broad?

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GO GO GO!!!!

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>>130278166
>Muslim demonstration against Terror
>Were forbidden to participate due to Ramadan by their Imam

This worth watching when it starts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guUjOg1T9ds

>>130279115
pic of crowd?

police report seems to be 200-300. What a joke!

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>>130279439
dis gon be gud

Ist heute nicht die demonstration sie viele sind anwesend

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>>130279318

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post more thicc

>>130279598
>300 participants
>150 German Gutmenschen
>100 non-practicing muslims
>50 practicing muslims
>Speeches are nothing but apologetic

So strong and heroic!

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>>130279851
last one

Fellow Germans, how does it feel to know our country is going down and we can do nothing about it?

Cuz I never felt more indifferent.

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>>130280079
>>130280170

>tfw she had 4 kiddos already

literally BUILT to breed. nothing can put her out of the assembly line

>>130279623
when is it meant to start?

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>>130280307

>>130280353
sry dunno

>>130279318
Roll

>>130281116
>>130279318
oh shit rolling for top

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>>130281174

IT STARTED
>IT STARTED
IT STARTED
>IT STARTED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guUjOg1T9ds

>>130281404
GERMANY AWAKE

>>130281404
Bots already dislike, how funny

What they chanting?

>>130281404

when will the sieg heil start

>>130281701
Some of their chants:

>Reconquista, Europe, Youth

>Unity, Freedom, Tradition - Mutlicutluralism ends here

>Today you are tolerant, tommorrow you are foreign in your own land

>fortress europe - close the borders

bämp

>>130276100
Wish they'd start to do anything productive instead of just chanting and virtue signaling.
Like take some brooms and clean the berlin streets while protesting or things of a similar nature. People would actually start to welcome their activism and connect it with a healing, altruistic nature.

>>130282503
Hate speech laws might prevent that.

>>130276100
>dfw keine sussen deutschen freulein GF
Wirklich schade :_;

>>130286833
Good

>>130286938
4 u

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>>130287107
don't have one either

>>130279318
I will enjoy this

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>>130287243
i am in love with german semi-celeb, who looks a bit of alix von hessen(she is beautiful too. not 'magazine cover/parfume advert beautiful. but simply beaitufl, with strict face)

there soon will be movie about Nikolai II and Matilda(bellraina), named 'Matilda'( sparkled a lot of sncadals and poklonskaya is pissed off).

The Alix von Hessen is played by german actress and I anticipate to hear her qt accent.

my love with german woman started with their accent, once i've heard german girl speaking russian, it makes you fall in love

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That low energy counter protest

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>>130287243
FAG

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>police cleaning streets from trash

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Bump

>Friedensmarch der Muslime
>Man sieht zu 90% nur weiße Cucks

http://www.focus.de/politik/videos/in-koeln-zunaechst-nur-einige-hundert-menschen-bei-friedensmarsch_id_7254011.html

>>130276100
>german humor
Oxymoron

>>130287896
Fuck off, Ivan. German women that sleeps or dates Russian is not German. She's as much of a traitor as you are to Russians. Ethnic mixing must be banned

>>130292083
>Britain

>>130292239
why are you posting under russian flag.

>German women that sleeps or dates Russian is not German.
okay, i am not aiming to sleep with anyone desu, my current irl eot is russian

>>130276100
Leute verlinkt mal die Vulgäre Analyse. Er hilft gerade die gewöhnliche Denkweise zu verändern und man braucht so einflussreiche Personen, um die Karten wenden zu können.

>>130292083
You just zinged yourself there bucko, since you bongs and germs literally have the exact same sort of humour.
It's also spelled "humour".

>>130293153
Er ist aber nicht gerade besonders nationalistisch, er mag einfach nur keine Muslime und SJW. An den weißen Genozid glaubt er zum Beispiel nicht.

>>130293153
Not over my dead carcas will I put up a Kraut/pol/ with stuff from that leftist prick! I mean I admire his tenacity towards shitskins and SJWs but he literally celebrates that Germany lost WW I.
At his core the Kikelover is antigerman!

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don´t mind me guys

>>130292967
What's the largest European minority in Russia once again? Who the fuck doesn't oppose blood mixing in Europe? For Euromutts there are wonderful nations
>>>/USA/
>>>/France/

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>>130295045

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>>130276100
>soon

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>>130295186
>soon

>>130293153
Was ich bisher von VA gesehen habe war zwar inhaltlich gut, leider ist die Art und Weise wie er Sachverhalte in seinen Videos vorstellt utopisch peinlich, ein richtiger edgy fedora. Meddl off.

>>130295045
Sehr völkisch

>>130293548
Verstehe ich schon. Aber man nimmt was man hat. Beispielsweise kann ich Paul Watson ziemlich leiden, obwohl ihm ja teilweise auch das gleiche nachgesagt wird. Bekannterweise ist das vollständige Herunterschlucken der roten Pille nunmal ein längerer Prozess.

>>130296091
Natürlich helfen solche Leute der Sache. Wenn er dazu beiträgt Normies zu redpillen ist alles in Ordnung. Viele seiner Ansichten gefallen mir trotzdem nicht.

>>130295045
wow she got fat

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>>130298973
>delete this

>>130299992
Click the check box next to your post and then press the delete button on the bottom of the site

>>130295045
Past tense. Frauke has given birth to a healthy boy. May he not become a libtard cuck as his father.

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>>130300919
is the kid 'tanned'?

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>>130301590
I don't think so

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>>130301590
Of course not, and it's her #5 on top of it

Anyone here read Finis Germania? How good is that book?

>>130295077
>What's the largest European minority in Russia once again?
tatars? idk

>>130302399
Not yet, I'm neck deep in a military historic book and these buggers take ages. But it's on my hitlist.
AFAIK it's a compilation of several rather politcally incorrect essays by an otherwise very normal student of the late Prof. Ernst Nolte, Erst Sieferle who committed suicide, probably over what was happening to Germany.

>>130276100
BREED
GERMANS
BREED

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>>130303216
I assume the majority of posters here are virgins, so that's not gonna happen

>>130303555
Then stop watching porn and go meet people and women. Train, take care of your health.

>>130303953
I will die as a virgin and I accepted my faith. I will support the cause in different ways.

>>130303555
Most German men are now virgins now since German women shun them for African or middle eastern men.

>>130304165
Actually racemixing isn't a thing in Germany.

>>130304157
Are you really fucking ugly, or just unhealthy?

>>130304165
Kill yourself cuck. Do you people actually believe this?

>>130304389
I look decent and I'm healthy but I literally don't leave the house. Long story...

>>130304613
Then why would you think your faith is to stay a virgin?

>>130304737
Which part of "I don't leave the house " did you not understand?

I live isolated for years now and I don't see a way how this will change in the future.

>>130304275
Except for the rape.

>>130304977
Do you have some sort of phobia? Or simply not interested?

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>>130276100

>>130305088
I just don't have any reasons to leave. I was always a little bit shy and anti-social. After I graduated from university things got worse.

I lost all my friends when I was about 15. This was 10 years ago. There is no way I can establish a new reallife.

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>>130304165

>my cuck fantasies are real!

>>130305184
>Innocent Christians
Replace that with Innocent Germans

>>130305577

I guess you only "miss" having friends because you perceive it as a societal norm.

>>130305577
Don't you have a job?

"A little bit shy and anti-social", so am I. It didn't stop me from changing my ways and getting a better life. No excuse.

If you don't want to find friends and a wife, that's up to you, but if you want, there is very little stopping you. Use Tinder, or something. Do you have literally 0 friends?

>>130305184
yeah, should loose the christian angle, unless you explicitly target the church goers. churches in G. blatantly shill for immigrants, btw.

>>130306069
The average German Christian probably would think to himself "Oh, good it's a German Christian and not a Middle-Eastern Muslim that died"

Is the Schultz train still crashing in hilarious fashion?

>>130306349
HAHA
>they think
silly midsummer anon

>>130306056
>Don't you have a job?
I have wealthy parents. Not 0.1% rich but they are part of the 1%. So I don't have any financial problems.

>"A little bit shy and anti-social", so am I. It didn't stop me from changing my ways and getting a better life. No excuse.

I lost over the years the connection to normal people. I seriously don't even know how to socialize anymore. I understand that the majority of people can't even imagine what is going on in my head.

>Use Tinder, or something.
First of all that's degenerated and also I'm too shy for that.

>Do you have literally 0 friends?
Yeah. Lost my last one about 10 years ago. Since then I'm alone.

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>>130306413
still going strong

>>130306783

That is because you have affluenza

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>>130306783
>Wealthy parents
So then you can focus on training, enlightenment and women/social life.

>First of all that's degenerated and also I'm too shy for that.
You know what's more degenerate? Not meeting women at all if you are a healthy man. Just get over yourself and make a profile, swipe right (I think it is) to every decent+ woman. Use it as exercise at least.

Also pic related

>>130306976
So theyre still hemorrhaging then , got it

>>130306783
Just start somewhere, build up your social skills. It's not too late.

>>130292083
>humor
Quintessential British

>>130307533
If you never had to worry about money in your life it is pretty hard to socialize with normal people and other rich kids are often mentally ill psychos who disgust you as well

>>130276676
that's great and all to know that Libya wasn't really a "shithole" under Qaddafi, but honestly I couldn't give 2 fucks about it.

if the yanks want to bomb the fuck out of your sandroach country for profits, let them do it, europeans just shouldn't deal with the backlash

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>>130306783
oh hi anon, i remember you being in the other threads

>>130307857
Well, I'm middle class (father is a teacher, mother is a nurse) so I wouldn't know. Care to tell me more?

>>130308191

It is kind of degenerate, because you never have the incentive to actually survive in an economical sense because you know there is really no need to work for you. This makes you apathetic and lethargic

>>130307857
>>130307359
I'm not that kind of guy. Well of course money was never something I even thought about, it was just there but I prefer the simple things in life like brushing the dog or planting my own vegetables in the garden.

Consumption is not the reason my life is so fucked up.

>>130307533
I just don't feel it. Maybe I will think differently in a few years but right now it feels wrong.

>>130308157
Yeah I'm here a lot

>>130308440
Can you kill yourself and stop attention-whoring on a fucking politics board, you utter sadcase?

>>130276676

curvy babe

>>130307638
jep, in the polls (whatever that means) they slided to 24% or so. Have my toes crossed for project 18% now.

>>130308617
Don't you have to rape your sister/daughter in the basement?

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New polls, lads

>>130308689
>Grüne 6.5%
I hope they will miss the 5% mark

>>130308440

I hear you, I am the same. But how you feel is caused by knowing that you dont have to work.
It does not mean you have to do cocaine and literally burn bundles of money.

last year I lived for a couple of months for 40€/month food just to test it out how it would be like. I dont spend any money at all

>>130308617

Seine Heilung dient der Volksgesundheit

>>130308682
Sick burn!
Now go jump under a train, you pathetic victim.

>>130308861
People like this are "healed" by getting sent to a work-camp, or shot in the head so as not to waste resources.

>>130308566
wzf anon.
pull yourself together, sort yourself out.
use your possibilities. feels good man.

>>130276100

DO YOU KRAUTS WANT ANOTHER BEATING IN A WAR?? HAHAHAA YOU SMELLY GERMANS ARE SO WEAK. YOUR COUNTRY IS BEING OVER RUN BY MUSLIMS AND YOUR WOMEN ARE BEING RAPED DAILY. YOU THINK BECAUSE THE UK LEFT THE EU YOU WANT TO PUNISH US?? HAHAHAHHA GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, WE ALWAYS WIN.

ALWAYS.

>>130308689
how can the cducucks have 40% while cucking like megacucks to AMs undisclosed agenda.

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>>130308689
oh jesus, the hype is gone. not enough rape and terrorism in Germany

>>130308983

Ostmark, please. Also he is not wasting any ressources since he is living off his parents/himself.

>>130309184

It is almost like a majority cuck population would vote for cuck parties... really made me think

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>>130276100
Warum lässt die AfD sich schwärzen die ganze zeit?

Sind AfD cucks die ultimative inkarnationen des Germanischen cucks? -Ja

AfD cucks werden aus der Macht wegecuckt von der CDU, und zuhause sind sie cucks vor den ausländischen Mitbürgern.

AfD cucks betteln Amis/Engländer an sie wegzunuken, weil AfD cucks die ultimativen Deutschen cucks sind.

>TL DR
Germans are cucked, AfD is the most cucked, also the AfD was blacked

>>130309185
At least CDU+FDP government will be better than current one

>>130309195
And then one day he goes and sets fire to an apartment block of the girl who laughed at him on the bus, because he's a pathetic turbocucked aspie who OBVIOUSLY needs to be put down.
What do you think about those "resources"?

>>130309353
not too bad
> replace w Laberschiss?

>>130308147
But..... You don't have to you could just tell them to fuck off

>>130309491

Why are you so butthurt about him?

>>130309381

>Er denkt eine Partei die wirklich gefährlich für das (((System))) wäre würde nicht sofort verboten

heh

>>130308903
>>130308983

What's your problem? I live my life my own way. I'm pretty sure I still more productive than you.

>>130308984
I'm getting old. I think i missed the chance to change something. At my age it's so complicated to redoing the past.

>>130308861
I could try it, but I don't see how that would improve my life.

>>130309491
>using public transportation
kek

>>130309662
Why do you keep permitting literal bitchboy weaklings to come in here, and whore for attention? Are you a weakling yourself, or do you get off on reading bitchboy memoirs and being happy knowing there is someone out there who is just THAT goddamn pathetic? I'm 100% sure there is a different board for this anyways, would be nice if you all fucked off there.

>>130309402
hard to fuck up even more

>>130309725

Don't be too harsh on yourself. Most of "friendships" today are absolutely shallow and revolve around getting drunk and party.
Having real friends you can count on became pretty rare.

>>130309955

Wtf I forgot that I am the admin of 4chan, gonna just ban him now. Thanks

>>130310213
> talking to mentally-ill faggots and encouraging them

>>130309662
>würde nicht sofort verboten
Verboten, das Lieblingswort des Arischen cucks.

>Mutti Merkel, darf ich kommen?
>"Nein ist verboten"
>Papi wer ist der braune Mann der Abends wenn du arbeitest Mama und Schwester wegknallt?
>"Egal du musst zu ihm nett sein, ist verboten sich zu beschweren"
>Danke Mutti das du mir Verbote machst ansonsten wüsste ich nicht was ich tuen will
>"Gut dass du es verstehst jetzt zurück in deinen Cuckschuppen, Muhammed und Tyrone kommen nachher vorbeit"

(((Nationalisten))) die nicht die Judenfrage stellen sind keine Nationalisten, es sind AfD-cucks.

>>130310366

>encouraging people who do not exactly live like you to kill themselves

>>130310702

Hm das ist genau das was ich gesagt habe

>>130310714
yeah? obviously I'm the apex human-being in here, and the world would be 10000000% better off if everyone who's not like me, killed themselves

>>130310714
Don't waste your energy on this shitposting Schluchtenscheißer.

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>>130310702
>(((Nationalisten))) die nicht die Judenfrage stellen sind keine Nationalisten, es sind AfD-cucks.
AfD is just their to start the fire. Ones the people get more into the patriotism stuff they may turn to more rightwing perspectives. Also remember, their are some non-cucks in the AfD that btfo Petry when she tried to cuck the AfD

>>130310858
Furchtbar

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>>130309520
feel free

>>130311241
>their are some non-cucks in the AfD that btfo Petry when she tried to cuck the AfD
2016
>Frauke is my waifu, for her I will happily enjoy the cuckshed
2017
>Frauke is cucked and a traitor, based Höcke

(((AfD))) supporters are illoyal and consider being nationalist a secondary trait of their identity.

>Ones the people get more into the patriotism stuff they may turn to more rightwing perspectives.
Civic nationalism is not ethnic nationalism, civic nationalism is used by (((them))) to undermine the national identity and at the least is as bad as cultural marxism.
>AfD is just their to start the fire.
The (((AfD))) is really just giving people a version of cultural marxism by not debating the race question.

>>130295077
Fellow Russian German?

>>130312339
i agree with everything you said. But their is one thing to keep in mind, if the AfD goes full ethnic-nationalism, the media will blow them apart (...could even help the AfD if they turn it around). It is important to keep in mind that the people who consider to vote the AfD are already fearing for being called a Nazi. The AfD does have to establish a look, whcih allows normies to take up pride in their nation and their people and not being called a Nazi at the same time. Anon, you are already so deep in the rabbithole, you can´t see how tough it is for normal folks to turn their views around. It is only easy for people that didn´t like foreigners to begin with. Everyone else is brainwashed

>>130312339
>>130313309

If the AfD goes full ethnic nationalism it will be outlawed.

>>130278263

This guy has it right about the shouting Trump thing!

It actually "sickens me" that Germany fell in love so hard for Obama. It's like you are even more spineless than Danes...

>>130313766
no doubt.

>>130318451
roll faggot>>130279318

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>>130318818
damn

>>130279318
roll

>>130320016
sheeet

>>130320071
lmao @ ur lif

>>130312806
Just German
>>130313309
Let's see what happens. As for today, we either go full Beneš decree or slowly die. Martin may be even preferable to Frauke. Germany need a little push for a racial violence and real hate. AfD in charge(not likely to happen this election anyway) means slowly declining 91% German 3% European 3% "Euroean" 3% subhuman Germany with BASED (((integrated))) immigrants and hippie tier mutli-ethnic harmony. Martinkike will deliver more German Resistence, more Breiviks and hate. Anyway Germans win

If Frauke purges Höcke faction, I'm voting SPD

>>130313766
Not it won't, just like NPD isn't. Need I say that BfV is plentiful in the ranks of the AfD since the beginning?

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>>130320264
>Anyway Germans win
made me feel good for a moment
>If Frauke purges Höcke faction, I'm voting SPD
can´t blame you. Höcke is best husbando

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>>130320264
>I'm voting SPD

>>130321130
>based non-whites

>>130280198
Germany was already lost after ww1

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>>130276100

>>130322407
Really makes you think

>>130304275
Men are assuming it's a thing because of pornographic brainwashing.

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>>130323446
>Lucy Cat

Some pretty solid taste.

Well done Jerries.

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>>130323597
She is ugly and even my dog is more intelligent than her...

>RIP in peace Helmut Kohl.

You were better than the East Germans at least.

>>130323996
We was a fucking traitor!

Russia wanted to give Königsberg back, he denied the offer

S to spit on grave

>>130323996
Let in hordes upon hordes of Russian """Germans""", signed the Maastricht treaty, was corrupt af. As for me, Merkel is just Kohl on steroids, both shit.

>>130323996
He was a jewnigger kalergist

>>130324142
>Russia wanted to give Königsberg back, he denied the offer

not true

the Oder Neiße frontier is not set for eternity either, might take a long time though

according to Realpolitik, it was the right move

>>130323446
>top 3 pornstars
>1st: Gina-Lisa Lohfink

disgusting

>>130325310
http://www.spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/wiedervereinigung-moskau-bot-verhandlungen-ueber-ostpreussen-an-a-695928.html

Even the stupid Spiegel wrote about it.

So yeah, where do you guys migrate to in a few years to escape Islamocommunism?

patrician tier:
Middle and South America
Thailand

ok tier:
Anglo countries that aren't Britain and Canada

pleb tier:
other Eastern European countries
Canada

>>130325872
>other Eastern European countries
meant just European, but obviously most people would go to Eastern Euro countries since the West is fucked except for Iceland maybe (which might be patrician tier as well actually)

>>130325872
I will stay here. Maybe I will end of like Breivik.

>>130326097
>end of
end up

>>130325872
Russia has big German (local and from mainland) diaspora in Moscow and Petersburg. It's enriched but segregated. So like Germany basically. Why immigrating? Travel but always return.

>>130325745
it was a russian general who proposed it, not the government nor the russian president

also, UK and France were already pissed off because of the reunification, they would have blocked this deal even if would be the will of the soviet government which it was not

>>130325992
Iceland is filled with Poles, Thais, Iraqis and Romanians. It's no longer a Celtic-Germanic nation

>>130326550
Think about it: if it was returned, would Russians be cleansed from it? No. Why bother then

>>130326547
I think about children. I have an inner desire to make a big family. South American women love making children. Russia and all of Europe has a birth rate below 2.

>>130326738
Because it's our land!

>>130326647
Iceland is not celtic, it is pure germanic

there were only some celtic monks living for a short time before the Norwegians inhabited it

>>130325872
Ireland would be also an option.

>>130309381
lieber Neger als Musels
die flippen wenigstens nicht aus wenn man mit ihren Frauen fickt und sind im Durchschnitt auch weniger kriminell, in Deutschland zumindest

>>130326933
Iceland is more Celtic than Germanic
>>130326786
>South American women love making children.
So your kids would be subhumans? I mean, why moving them. At least even in modern Germany people don't mix much

>>130327179
Literally Indian faggot prime minister and more enriched than Germany. We are not lost

>>130327184
>lieber Neger
Die haben hier genauso wenig zu suchen wie Musel

>>130323760
have some respect, without our country your ideology wouldn't even exist
>the logo of the flag that Russians put on the Reichstag was invented in Germany
can't make this shit up

>>130327179
super cucked for some reason as well, despite being more of a victim than an aggressor in history

>>130327246
>Iceland is more Celtic than Germanic
why did you think so?
there was never celtic immigration to Iceland, except maybe very few families

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>>130327246
>So your kids would be subhumans?
the kids of German males and Sudaca women aren't subhumans. Also there's plenty of Spanish, Italian, Portuguese and also German genes down there, so European, so not subhuman.

>>130326738
Prussia and Silesia are important parts of Germany

they belong to Germany
it may take a long time but this should be the goal
but under current politics , it is not realistic
maybe a unification with Austria but even that is unlikely at this time

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>>130327759
At least the AfD and FPÖ like each other. Maybe in the future we will get the Ostmark back.

>>130327246
>So your kids would be subhumans? I mean, why moving them
there are lots of Germans in Southern Brazil
I can understand the appeal to move there but I would only do it when I am really old and if I had kids, I would let them stay in Germany

>>130279318
Hoëcker Hoëcker Hoëcker!

>>130328098
>there are lots of Germans in Southern Brazil
Filth mixed with Portugese, indos and pardos are not Germans
>>130327620
>the kids of German males and Sudaca women aren't subhumans.
Subhumans exactly
>Spanish, Italian, Portuguese
Kanake posting must stop

>>130327454
Viking brought Scottish and Irish concubines there.

>>130327454
Iceland had 15-20% Norsemen and the rest were Irish, Scots and Rus at its inception

>>130328588
also Sudaca women are much easier for white males than German women, to get laid and on the eyes as well

>>130328914
German women literally ethnically and let alone racially mix the least in Europe. Stop listening to amerisharts on /pol/, German genocider. Kalergi Prize 2018 goes to you, traitor

>>130328734
well, then those norsemen must have supergenes because Icelanders certainly dont look irish/scottish

source that only 15-20% were Norsemen? because for me it seems it was the other way around

>>130329154
I believe Poles are the biggest race mixers in Britain.

>>130329154
some of them do, my neighbour for example

she was in a relationship with a nigger GI when they still had a military base here but he went to America and now she lives alone with 2 niglets and still loving nigger cucks (I see niggers from time to time going there)
but in general I agree with your observation

>>130325872

If things get bad, I'm selling everything and moving to Peru.

I can buy a house there and could comfortably live on my savings for 5-10 years.

>>130329263
And in Germany out of White European diaspora
>>130329747
Some 'people' are coprophiles, which is literally the same form of evolutionary and mental disorder. We have ethnic database where even 1/16 kikes listed as "immigrant descendant". We can clean our nation with Beneš decree type law any day. What we need is political will and a muscle to back it up. The infrastructure (and experience lol) are there

>>130330418
Why Peru?
My goal for now is Paraguay.

>>130330418
Peru is a dangerous shithole dude

>>130330504
Just move to Dresden and network with racially minded violent boys. You are running from a country where most of areas 99% German to a 1-3% European in blood states. Fantastic idea!

>>130330748
same thing in Paraguay as well, with better weather, no government that wants to genocide you and no religious fanatics that want to take over the world
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nueva_Germania

>>130331080
"Nach dem Suizid Försters, der die Vermischung der Siedler mit einheimischen Indios nicht verhindern konnte, setzte der Niedergang der Kolonie ein.

Die deutschen Siedler waren nicht vorbereitet auf die Bedingungen in Südamerika und schafften es nicht, sich anzupassen. Die Kolonie verfiel in Hunger und Armut, besteht aber noch heute. Etwa 200 Nachfahren der Siedler sind immer noch dort anzutreffen"

does not sound great desu

This is a bit off topic, but does anyone have any decent resources for learning German?

>>130331080
>no government that wants to genocide
There are no laws that prohibit pure blooded Germans from mixing and society is multiracial. That's genocidal and I'm not even kidding. There is nothing preventing the genetic pollution there
>beater weather
Tourist ads made you to think so. You are biologically evolved to live in Magna Germania

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>>130331380
Try this book

>>130331380
why would you want to? our nationalist scene and many regions are anti-English in a way

>>130331314
I recently clicked on a video from a leftist site that were making a documentary on it and the top rated comment made fun of them for not bringing a doctor with them. They really were not prepared. They have doctors now.

>>130328011
FPÖ has a lot of closet german-nationalists. They hide their power level very well most of the time to keep the normie voter base.

>>130331574
Just want to learn another language, and though it'd be one of the easier ones which are not Romance. Also, I have family members who can speak so they can help.

>>130331455
Was there any goverment other than the NS which prohibited race mixing?

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>>130276100
>/deutsch/ is spilling over

now isn't that nice

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>>130331621
They even removed the traditional cornflower last year before the election.

>>130331455
it's not genocide when you preserve your genes and educating them the right way
genocide would be not having any kids or having a non.white father

>Tourist ads made you to think so. You are biologically evolved to live in Magna Germania
Germanics always migrated, from probably West of Iran over East Europe to Sweden and over Denmark to Germany (and since I'm Transylvanian Saxon after that to Hungary/Romania and then back again)
I wouldn't betray my ancestors if I'd leave this region.

>>130331827
HRE and local Kingdoms, Grafdoms

>>130331877
kraut/pol/ > /deutsch/ > /b/ faden

>>130331827
well while we're at it, I recently read that Paraguay had laws that prohibited Spanish settlers and the native Paraguayans from intermarrying (they already had a lot of Mestizos from the start since Spanish man ended up marrying the natives there)
the US also had anti-racemixing laws, some states at least, which they stopped having because who in their right mind would date a negro, amirite?

>>130331920
Genocide is any multiracial society where your genes are not protected
>non white fathe
NON GERMAN PARENT*.
Pure German + Pure German = German
Pure German + pure European Germanic = maybe German depending on loyalty
Pure German + pure European = non-German
Pure German + non pure European = Der Untermensch

>>130331827
the old germanic tribes like Longobards and Visigoths for example prohibited it for a long time

but despite the laws, people still racemixed

>>130332234
well if you care so much about you should find a German women and have lots of kids, which I would applaud and I will forever support ethnic Germans or whites in general
but I doubt my kids are going to be that

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rumps

>>130332385
My girlfriend is of all German descent and one of her grandparents is from Südtirol (no Italian blood). Stop watching degenerate porn or whatever makes you lust after human garbage. Your messages are pure demoralisation propaganda

>>130332541
she will reign until 2021

what happens then, no one can really say at the moment

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>>130330504

It's basically ancap paradise
You can do whatever you want an no one gives a shit
And with a small bribe you can get away with anything

>>130332677
AfD 51%

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>>130332677
yes even the pissed off krauts are going to vote FDP as protest while complaining afd is neoliberal kek

>>130332933
well Paraguay and the whole region in general has very low taxes so yeah
from what I read though in Paraguay it's easier to get Daueraufenthaltsgenehmigung and it already has a reasonably big German communites

>>130333229
>Daueraufenthaltsgenehmigung

wtf dude I'm not german kek

I haven't actually done any research on residency permits if I'm honest.
Being Italian it'd probably be easiest to move to Argentina, there's supposed to be a fuckton of Italians there.

>>130333504
well I didn't know the exact word in English, but it's probably permanent residency visa or something like that
and yes, lots of Italians in Argentina, who all speak Spanish

>>130276100
I don't understand how people can say Germans lack a sense of humor when Germany itself is the humor.

>>130334156
sick burn Jamal

>>130333504
Why do you want to leave Italy? People are openly racist there, possibilities are endless

>>130334156
the punchline must be Europe then looking at who's at the helm

>>130334544
they can be racist all they want, their politicians are still genocide maniacs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfIkiny_O14

>>130331583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpbPcosXO-4
so I just watched it
it's actually pretty comfy, especially the one guy who said Paraguayans lack judgement while his kids is half Paraguayan

>>130334359
I haven't seen a non-white person in at least 2 weeks. In that amount of time more than half of your family has been raped and the other half have apologized for it.

>>130334911
>that flag with those digits
>making fun of others getting attacked by Muslims

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Off to Berlin next week where's a good place to go for a night out without breaking the bank?

>>130334911
Jokes on you Carlos, I haven't seen a non-white person in over 12 months

>>130335279
Rigaer Straße

>>130334544

I don't, not for now at least.
But if we ever get to Bongistan's level, with people routinely getting blown up or ran over by trucks and nobody reacting, I will.

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>>130335368
This had better not be some ploy to get me stabbed by some refugee.

>>130335590
Nah lad you will be fine.

>>130335279
>>130335590
seriously though, just go to the bars around the rivers there

>>130335706
>Nah lad you will be fine.

kek

https://www.welt.de/vermischtes/article165638087/Schwere-Ausschreitungen-in-Rigaer-Strasse-Barrikaden-in-Flammen.html

>>130335706
>>130335834
Worth me trying to get some mandy when in Berlin or just stick to beer?

>>130335590
I went there many years ago, cant tell you exactly sadly

but it is great for partying , I had lots of fun with my friend

>>130335970
>mandy
I have no idea what that is? Drugs?

>>130336041
MDMA the lads i'm going with will likely try and get some but i'm always a bit cautious about drugs abroad.

>>130336152
Well it's Berlin shouldn't be too hard to get drugs but I have no idea where to get them

>>130336152
well, there is always a risk

I only did it sometimes over a span of 3-4 years, never had bad experiences except once when it was total scam and the pill didnt do shit. fucked up my beardyman concert experience.

Was today out with my little cousin and his family....are we starting to breed again? Literally every family was german with minimum 3 little kids - haven't seen so many in like 10 years.

>>130334805
Called it
>>130334667
It certainly helps when people laugh at drowning subhuman niggers
>>130335409
You really need a principled ethnonationalist party. No dicksucking or ties with Israel - just see it as a place necessary to exist, so you can deport jewnigger there. It will fly in Italy

>>130336996
I doubt it but I wouldn't mind it

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kek

>>130338030
cute

>Go out to a fest
>many cute girls there
>talk to some
>say "oh I have boyfriend" but still let me and a friend get on them
>would easily cheat on boyfriend
>know this is a common occurance
Why is everyone so slutty?

Also why does nobody dance, like I made a fool of myself dancing until some hot blondies came over. Only dancing is club shit, and like old 50s music which was old boomers.

>>130333229
Argie here.

Argentina literally (and I mean it) gives citizenship to anyone. It is enshrined in the constitution. All those illegal bolivians and paraguayans? Here, take a free DNI (Personalausweis, not just an Auftenhaltserlaubnis) along with your social benefits.

Once I saw an undocumented african woman who barely spoke Spanish begging for gibs in a government office. She was told that without identification they couldn't add her in the system but maybe they could find a way to support her anyway.

>>130338464
Would you mind to fuck off back home? You are kinda not Germanic and it's the sole problem our country has - foreigners. Like you

>>130338235
Hans that's our enemy keep that in mind. She will most likely produce 3-5 new ones. And each of these new ones will also reproduce 3-5 times. Do the math soldier.

This thing isn't cute. This thing is the reason we are losing the war.

>Das Wild hat keinen Namen
>Der Feind hat kein Gesicht

>>130331080
>>130330504
>>130330748
>>130331314
There is a fairly large colony in Namibia, which has existed for 100 years and is still pure. I bet they would appreciate "real" Germans, but its a hard life as a African farmer.

>>130338442
Modern society is cancerous what do you expect?

>>130338689
Argies are ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofpY8EsepOM

>>130339143
They are not German or at least Germanic. Most of them are castizos or have castizo parent/grandparent. Sometimes even sudaca.