AUSPOL Saturday shitposting edition - Part II

I want to kill myself.

>>130276072
same

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tfw no nuclear power

>>130276072

I feel for you bro, but fuck off to /b/ with that kind of bullshit.

>>130276151
>tfw South Australian
>they destroy all our regular power stations
>go green
>most expensive electricity in the country
>state wide blackout
>now we're rebuilding those old power stations

Hooray for joke state

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>>130276072
same here, unironically

the only thing that is keeping me going is my friends and family. if it wasnt for them i wouldve killed myself years ago

>>130276072
Nut up or shut up cunt

>>130276111
>>130276072
STOP EATING SHIT FOOD
START EATING HEALTHY
START LIFTING
STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES
STOP WATCHING PORN
START BECOMING A MAN
AUSSIE PRIDE WORLDWIDE

>>130276111
>>130276072
Go stay at a motel in a small country town for a few days and clear your head

>>130276213
I went into Adelaide the other day.
>one in five girls under the age of 20 was wearing a headscarf
>of the remaining four in five, three were East Asian
We're fucked in the future.

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Thoughts on this one, lads?

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>>130276213
I'm shopping around for affordable solar panels and a Tesla battery to go with them. This state will obviously never get its shit together so I may as well invest in some private energy solutions.

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>>130276424
everyone acts like it's only melbourne and sydney that're fucked. adelaide is flying under the radar, the CBD is basically london at this point. every one of my mates that has even a vague idea of ambition is talking about bailing, this city is completely doomed. soon it'll just be pensioners and 22 year old indonesian women in hijabs paying for the ridiculous electricity.

>>130276072
preach

>>130276462
A lot of people with solar are starting to look at getting batteries because they keep getting fucked. A friend of the family has a shitload of solar panels, I think close to 30, and he's always been in credit whenever the bill comes in. His got his most recent bill and they're charging him $200. Which is half of what mine is and I live alone in an apartment with no solar panels. Its completely fucked.

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>>130276072
Me too m8. I am doing it slowly with obesity.

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>>130276595
Yeah if I had any ambition I probably would have already left SA behind. Half of my mates have gone international.

>>130276595
When the fucking Bank of China opens a branch in your city that pretty much says it all.

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>sitting quietly in room
>soft piano music on
>thinking about history and the world and stuff
Feels sad man.

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>>130276632
$460 for a 2 adult household here for the last bill, wake me up inside. Seriously I think we're going to see a whole lot of households watch talmudvision in the dark next month onward because renewable energy is so progressive.

>>130276774
>go international
>be bartender in european pub full of arabs
pretty well fucked either way

>>130276796
have they? i guess this is what it feels like to be apart of a doomed people.

>>130276836
>>soft piano music on
link?

>>130276744
This is our Muzzie Alarm.

>>130276744
Why kill yourself when you can get /fit/? You are choosing to be a weak man and give up on life/ society
Man the fuck up, we need you bro.

>>130276910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KobJQ5Cr0A
It's just the OST to a shit game but it works.

I have other suicide music too if you want it.

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>>130276993

>>130276595

lmao true. Adelaide is beyond fucked, the amount of women in hijabs is ridiculous at the moment.

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>>130276632
>I think close to 30, and he's always been in credit whenever the bill comes in. His got his most recent bill and they're charging him $200.
How badly is he going to get hit after July 1?

>>130276861
Where are you?

>>130276374
Might be a good idea, road trip is always comfy.

>>130276993
No I am broken sexually too and that can't be fixed. The gay can't be prayed away.

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>>130277138
Radelaide, ASIO-san.

>>130277102
Yea and fuck him, you want to kill yourself? at least make yourself a legend and try becoming like a Ned Kelly or some shit, idfc just don't die with no purpose, die for what you believe in.

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>>130276910
"blocked from posting for posting garbage outside of /b/"

what the fuck does that even mean?

>>130277082
>piano music
>listening to anything other than based Liszt

>>130276993
THIS. Same goes for these fuckin MGTOW cowards. Run from society but know that if we lose then there will be nowhere else left to run.
kids.

>>130277191
I can turn you straight again with honour beatings

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>>130277082
>suicide music

Does anyone else sometimes get the urge to just pack whatever they can in to a bag, pick a direction, and just keep walking?

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>>130277082
>I have other suicide music too if you want it.
hit us up, i was just watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkWbcqqRGSA
good bit of despair in that

>>130277249
>die for what you believe in.
the fuck do modern westerners have to believe in

>>130277135
>at the moment
imagine it in 50 years laddy

>>130277277
what

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tats, yay or nay? this is me and my mate

>>130277405
>the fuck do modern westerners have to believe in
A future, because white westerners don't have one.

>>130277405
Not sure where these falls on the pleb scale, but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWc_iEWDdfw

The whole album is good.

>>130277405
I think I got auto-blocked because I tried to post the address. But anyway that's the Bank of China in Adelaide. Our little state of 1.3m needs a dedicated Chinese bank.

Just got back from richmond. Screaming ABO's hanging out with regular junkies/ homeless..
They are super tier i swear how the fuck do they reach such epic levels of scum its like i could not even imagine the kind of shit they do in the 3 seconds it takes to walk past them..
fullon screaming, stumbling and attacking people at random. Camped out on the gutter with an open tray of tobacco and a few coke bottles half full of a green/yellow substance.

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>>130277230
Have you considered moving to a state with a stable electrical grid?

>>130277334
Hanging > firearm > all others.

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it's almost time for bed, don't you want to be up ready for church tomorrow morning?

>>130277326
and if that doesn't work you have a new fetish

>>130277431
not really a fan t b h but i dont hold it against people who chose to get them. some of the artwork that the artists produce is fuckin amazing. it loses its appeal when people are covered in tattoos imo

hand, neck and facial tattoos are really meme worthy though

>>130277405
>nobodytm

You really shouldn't watch this stuff, it's the atomic blackpill.

>>130277431
nice shirt bro
If you live anywhere in QLD then tats are obligatory.
Otherwise btfo

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>>130277498
I've considered moving to a state with jobs desu but I want to set up my parents here before I leave.

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>>130277478
lel
>a future no culture and no beauty
fuck em, even if they win they lose

>>130277484
not bad m8
>was in the exact same pose when opening the video
except without the cig

>>130277485
europeans forgot that we're supposed to fight for our country. i hate the chinamen less than the cunts selling them the land.

>>130277535
suits the times mate

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>>130277515
I think I would unironically go to church every week, or maybe every other one if my local one was a shithole newage one that more resembles a community hall than a place of worship. I'd have to travel 40 minutes each way for a nice one made of stone and more than fifty years old.
This is the one thing I envy the yurofags for.

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Leave them behind lad, you're a man now and a man must make his own way in the world.

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>>130276861
Here is my latest AGL bill. I use next to nothing and I am still fucked. And now it is going up by 20% absolutely fucking ridiculous.

I hope I haven't doxxed myself with pic related. If I accidentally have then please someone come and kill me. You would be doing me a favour.

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>>130277805
>$400 for 1 person
The Greens did this.

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>>130277805
Here's my latest. I don't have any AC or heating and the only thing that's plugged in that's always on is the fridge.

>>130277805

Gonna come round and poke your boipucci and make you suck my cock.

>>130277277

yeah I have no idea why we have a bank of China in adelaide. Do we really have that many chinese living here?

>>130277956

Meter number, lad.

>>130278039
>Do we really have that many chinese living here?

You visited the cbd recently?

>>130278091
Does that matter?

>>130278150

Yes, just looked up your address, do you want pepperoni or vegetarian/GF?

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Which one of you eshayz is responsible for this?

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>>130277805
>those average daily usages
Burnside is that you, you fucking rich cunts?

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>>130277805
hey that looks similar to my bill, i think ours was like $10 less.

>moved into a house with my friends in feb
>they had already been living there for several years
>aircon on everyday
>fans, lights, & tv always on regardless if someone is home or not
>i move in
>that shit comes to an end really quick
>they appreciated the effort i put in since no one else had bothered to do so apparently
>get power bill
>huge dip from feb to march power usage

>>130277805
>$400 aussie dollery doos for electrical service.

>>130278185
What's my address then?

>>130278039
>get on tram at rundle mall, absolutely packed, barely squeeze in
>go past victoria square (tarndangyanga) china town, tram now completely empty
yeah there's a couple chinamen here i reckon

>>130278257
OUT

>>130278212

My old roommate used to set ducted air con to 16 and go out for the day leaving at least 2 or 3 windows open.

He did not last long,

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>>130276072
>What is the number one issue facing this country that should be hit with weaponised autism right now?

While we complain about migrants stealing jobs, these are the people overseas they are actually given to.

>>130278345
That is physically fucking painful. How on earth did this cunt get into university?

Really don't get you lot complaining about everyone in the city centres.

You do realize the vast vast majority are either international students, tourists or a small number of stay at home on gibs mothers or unemployed guys that just loiter around because they have nothing better to do all day than waste time?

Go to even Sydney or Melbourne during commuter hours or on lunch break and it's at least 80% white, go to the parts of the cities where people actually work

>>130278191
>fascism is the only authoritarian ideology
>not rightfully calling antifa feminism a branch of gommunism
I want the aut-right to go back to America and stay there.

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>>130278340
>My old roommate used to set ducted air con to 16 and go out for the day leaving at least 2 or 3 windows open

these be fighting words. im not sure if its that i grew up in a household where we used everything very conservatively or there is a fuck tonne of people who just dont have a clue. its like they think power is free or something. it gives me the fucking shits big time

>>130278345
fuck it all to hell

>>130278191
What city?

>>130278532

I think in his case he grew up in a well-off household and legit didn't understand what a power bill is, assumed you just used things if you wanted to.

>>130278532
Personally i agree, but after witnessing my grandparents turn off EVERYTHING by the wall, and unplug everything by the wall, and re-plug/flick the switch each time they wanted to use anything, including the TV, and showering in icy cold water just to save electricity that they can easily afford, i'm one for comfort.

>>130278490
>Go to even Sydney or Melbourne during commuter hours
in adelaide it's fucked no matter what time you get on public transport

>>130278532
>be australian
>use airconditioner all through summer
>use heater all through winter
>always complain about temperature
air cons should be banned desu, it turns entire generations into fags

>>130278112

yeah I have. I guess we are really being invaded.

>>130278464
>>130278537

Yeah I looked at it and frankly it's completely unironically the sort of thing I'd expect from the team that handles our first level helpdesk in India. Fortunately the senior teams are still local.. for now.

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Herro guy here. look at all these greedy white cunts

>>130278706
Don't mind a bit of ac in the summer, but in the winter there is really no need for a heater, if you are cold just put some more clothes on or rug up with a blanket.

>>130278706

Once you start using a/c to sleep in summer it is very hard to go back, lad. I only use it to sleep during the day (shiftworker).

Never ever use the heater, just get a fugging blanket.

>>130278740
I wouldn't trust that idiot to administrate the fucking light switch in his call centre cubicle.

>>130278325

Universities must be desperate for money then

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>>130278532
>news promising some hot tips to save power during winter
>heat only the room that you're in
>close doors and windows to keep heat in
>turn the lights off if you're not using them
>mfw there are actually people in Australia that need to be told these things
Triggers me every time without fail

>>130278808

I would love to rug up with you under a blanket and explore each others bodies.

>>130278834
120k foreign students in Australia right now

I struggle so much just to get a girl to have sex with me. is this normal?

>>130278892
If you're not a chad, then yes it's normal.

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you small little defenseless Australians!
I will locate each one of you, capture you and place you in my nest with a small egg to keep you company! Don't worry you will be very happy and safe and you will receive many pats from me. I will pat you at least 3 times per day but probably more.
LITTLE DEFENSELESS ONES!

>>130275985
i am i honorary Australian ?? i love you
i love emu racing too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqEmEpvYWLY

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>>130278777
we're full shut the fuck up

>>130278822
yeah so never use it, it makes you weak and turns you into a faggot. summer is supposed to be hot, it's the entire point of the bloody season.

>>130278834
pretty sure besides green energy that's what the SA economy is based on

>>130278834
>>130278865
>domestic students BTFO internationals for the most part, allowing us to get better marks
>they disproportionately pay for our degrees

just make sure they don't cheat and we're the ones laughing

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>>130278892

>>130278892
Pretty normal if you're above average intelligence. I honestly suggest smoking weed, and drinking in clubs and whatnot.

Women don't respond well to introverts here.

>>130278854
50% of the population have an IQ below 100.

>>130278706
start taking cold showers.
helps so much to deal with every temperature and makes you ALPHA-AS-FK!
Europeans are suposed to deal with extreme cold every so often. Seriously cold showers FTW

>>130277492
They vote

>>130279073
i'm jealous m8, i'm too shitweak to stand cold showers, they're brutal and shrivel my dick

>>130279001
>make sure they don't cheat
Could sooner stop the earth from rotating.

>>130279121

Just pull the foreskin back and it will grow.

>>130278854
seen the tips on how to save fuel?
>Dont accelerate too much
>keep tires pumped up

how do you do fellow convicts ??

>>130278777
2nd trip 7 in a row. Excessive shitposting is a symptom of land fever.

>>130278833
The only thing that matters is that if you ask him whether he knows how to administrate a light switch, he will answer 'yes'.

>>130279152
>pull the foreskin back
>under ice water
you must be fresh off the boat from northern europe or something cunt

>>130279159
You forgot
>Turn the engine off when you're not using it

>>130279073
Cold showers just make my body shut down

>>130279026
i do drink when i go out and im quite extroverted. i just struggle to talk to girls cause i was such a fucking pussy beta throughout school.

>>130279215

It feels good bro trust me.

>>130278659
yeah this is some a grade autism. the only time my parents ever did shit like this (unplugging shit from the wall) is during a massive storm. we've had a handful of appliances break even with surge protected boards, so they dont trust anything and do this every time we get lightning strikes close by

>>130278706
>air cons should be banned desu, it turns entire generations into fags

honestly this (or at least limiting it) would be a step in the right direction. do you know how much power those things use? every year we have issues with brown/blackouts during the summer and its all because of every cunt and their aircon. our electricity suppliers can never keep up. open some windows and let the breeze come through your house for a change

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>>130278892
TF going on in this country..
3-4 cunts saying they want to commit suicide
now this guy complaining about girls
harden up guys we still one of the toughest nations on earth but at this rate we not going to be able to defend against the savages soon to be on our shores

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>>130279141
>sitting a uni test in a packed lecture theater
>chink lecturer makes sound resembling human speech meaning we have to put our pens down
>row of chinks continues writing and cheat off eachother
>even if I wanted to bother reporting them there's no fucking way to do it because they all rook the same
I hate cheating chinks with such a burning passion.

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>>130279152
>pulling the forskin back
>in a cold shower

>>130279238
Dunno, man.

I can't explain how to charm someone, you have to figure that out yourself through practice.

>>130276072
Stop smoking pot

>>130279026
If you're intelligent don't go to clubs unless you can get out of the judgement of the degeneracy. Im so glad I grew out of that shitty lifestyle.

>>130279073
cold showers are soo good when your used to them specially when your skin is all hot and sweaty

>>130279168
>>130278982
this lovely algerian is in need of some (you)s

where abouts do you live? do you get sick of being around muslims all the time?

>>130279121
you on the west coast?

>>130279338
dude, try it, feels good and the longer your skin the better the feeling as the head is sensitive to temperature. its as good as an icey water blowjob.

>>130279282
my willy has never done anything to deserve such treatment

>>130279319
i'm sick of seeing every cunt's car windows closed in 27 degree weather because they have the air con on. it's insane, no one even engages with the outside temperature anymore, they're all insulated in their little box.

>>130279320
30 years of pussified curricula in the school system and the near-total replacement of on-the-job training with onshoring is pretty good way to undermine the morale of native men.

>>130279320
>soon to be on our shores
have you left the house anytime in the last decade? we're already pussified and the savages are already here. if you wanna do something now would be the time.

>>130279320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jEHMflhBDw

>>130279336
I hate the choges that walk on the road when there is a footpath.

>>130279220
fuckiing stand there for at least 1 minute your body will adapt and apparently it increases dopamine sensitivity so life becomes more enjoyable.
Also reduce inflammation and increases testosterone
DO IT!!!

>>130276424
i go to the most nigger filled school in adelaide
jesus christ you can hear them chimping out from the hallway

>>130279418
>lovely algerian
havent you seen the rape statistics of western europe?

>>130279436
adelaide

>>130279418
i live in alger-centre the heart of the city of algiers i don't care much about muslims since i nver go outside nor have any friend beside a lesbian i do drugs with in the subway

>>130279462

kek, just try it once for me.

>>130279320
What can I do to un-pussify myself tho? I already work out and play rugby thats pretty much all I can think of. I am not complaining either just seeing if others have the same problem as me.

>>130279580
fuck off i am lovely ya cunt!

>>130279238
Look into the PUA stuff man.. Dont tell me its bullshit because i used to be deeply introverted and after i started looking into PUA and TAKING ACTION (most important part) I got so many girls and found a really nice french gf that i ended up living with in paris for a year..
You have no idea where this shit can take you man Try it out
RSD is the best company - heaps of free content (i never paid a cent for anything)

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>>130276072
Me too anon :(
I have a gf and a full time job but I simply can't be happy, there's a lot more going on that I won't bother to tell but so far the only thing that keeps me going is you fags on /pol/ , /k/ and ROK

>>130279601
>just try it once for me.
you want me to pull back my foreskin under freezing water for you? i'm beginning to question your motivations m8

>>130279635
get your islamic flag out of this thread cunt

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>>130279512
I fucking wish chinks walked on the roads so that trucks of justice could run them over because these cunts form a line that stretches over the whole footpath. It is the sacred duty of every cunt here to walk right in the middle of those shits and break them apart like a row of bowling kegels.

>>130278039
take one step near the central market and gooks everywhere

>>130276072
i want to kill you too in the name of allah

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>>130279700

>>130279580
well hes not there (europe) or here for a start, id imagine that makes him a better person simply for not ditching his country

>>130279585
>i live in alger-centre the heart of the city of algiers

is it a nice city? ive always wanted to travel through north africa but with libya still in civil war i thought id give it a miss for at least a few years. i never see anyone travel to algiers let alone algeria

>lesbian i do drugs with in the subway

wew

what would happen to you guys if you got caught doing this shit in your country?

>>130279765

I just want you to enjoy it as much as I do, lad.

>>130279011
Kek, I've been there. They were running a special, 45 minutes for $120.
Got a Korean chick and had an absolutely abysmal root.

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Saw this fucking terrorist today

#bantheburqa

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>>130279383
use the intelligence to begin understanding social behavior and female nature. It will be hard at the beginning you will cope a lot of shit but if you stick at it you will rise higher than any naturally extroverted cunt.
If you can hack it id highly recomend you start forcing yourself into social situations. Clubs are good for this because no one cares and quickly forget your weird behavior after you leave. Also many many people to practice on.
^Highly autist i know but what the fuck else are you gonna do? be a bitch your whole life??

>>130279560
I'll give it a shot I guess. But do I have to take a full 10 minutes or do I have a regular shower and then a few minutes of a cold one or what?

>>130279890

Koreans are like dead starfish m8

Did you get the Asian papasan receptionist with the leather bumbag? he is a legend, you should've told him dud root and he would've given you a really cheap 2nd round.

Last time I went it was super busy so I had to use the only downstairs room (wheelchair accessible) and had to put up with every drunk dickhead yammering at top of their voice in reception area + viewing rooms.

>>130279418
stop talking to this fucker. His country is polluting France and turning the once great city of paris into a 3rd world shit whole.

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>>130279804
jesus wept that's pretty astute

>>130279837
you'll be requesting pics next you weird cunt

>>130279933
i dont see many burqas but hijabs are everywhere nowadays. they're like the first wave i guess.

>>130279833
>he's not here
>algerian in an auspol thread
yeah nah he can fuck off

>>130280029
The only country polluting France is France. They chose their own fate.

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>>130279470
learn to play the fucking piano then.
Lift
run
move gogoogogogoogogogogo

>>130279507
Just got back from a year in europe

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>>130280108

>>130279509
i paused my podcast for this shit fuck you!

>>130280101
>jesus wept that's pretty astute
The greatest part of it is that the guy who posted it, knowing all that, is still on 4chan to post it.

You can check out any time you like - realise that this website is a waste of time that only drags you down - but you can never leave.

>>130275985
im thinking of getting an abo gf, anyone had experience

>>130280101

Well if you don't mind showing me your willy.. I wouldn't mind a bit :)

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>>130279580
so you should be used to the cold
Also you're probably more pom than aussie therefore you should be HIGHLY adaptable to the cold!
im a fullon hardcore wog eye-tie btw
i will strike you

>>130280219
>my podcast
Which one m80?

>>130280219
podcasts are degenerate, listen to more neofolk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7pqJxm6mh0&index=33

>>130280302
In my experience it causes a whole lot of problems in a few centuries as cunts with 0.1% abo heritage start campaigning for gibs in the name of their ape like subhuman brethren.

>>130280302
My petrol bill went through the roof.

>>130280016
Nah they had a middle-aged asian mamasan on. She was actually really nice, very pleasant and friendly.

>Koreans are like dead starfish m8
Yeah, I know that now. Straight up turned me off asians she did.

>>130280438
I'm currently listening to Panic at the Disco!

>>130280378
What was the purpose in posting that pigeon?

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Post your results, don't forget to hide personal details
http://www.alwaysastrology.com/birth-chart-calculator.html

>>130277431
>arms and legs touching
>staring into each others eyes
are you two homosexuals

>>130280489
Could you have asked for a round with her?

>>130280513
gayboi

>>130280157
thy love abroad is spite at home, dear progressive.

>>130280118
I'm not part of the self-pity crowd m8. I dieted and exercised myself out of obesity, went from wearing autistic videogame t-shirts to semi-/fa/, I'm in the middle of liquidating my post-2000 videogame collection, and I'm enjoying the outdoors on my motorcycle. Things could be better but I'm not in the suicide brigade.

>>130279765
yea nah mate i am no islamist
>>130279833
>is it a nice city?
>>130279833
yea there is pretty much anything you like it's a big city with almost 6mil people so you would make friends from virtually every walk of life most people tend to be extra friendly and generous with foreigners there are a bunch of stores in the main didouche mourad street that's where i live it's relatively clean and quiet expensive transport is availbale until late at night (around 2am) you can drink in day light and chicks aren't subordinated to sharia law not in my neighborhood at least they are cool to hang out with and open to almost anything you want to talk about but don't push your luck too far it's still an islamic shithole after all
you guys don't come to algeria and you are right because people are shit there i hate everyne that wasn't born in alger i hate their guts all they do is shit up my city.
>what would happen to you guys if you got caught doing this shit in your country?
we never get caught because she always finds empty spots where to hide anyway police won't go as far as beheading us but if we are just consumers we will just have to pay a fine for the first time jail is certain if they catch you again.

>>130279632
you know when you have that feeling that you should talk to the hot girl standing next to you but somethine stops you..
FUCKING TALK TO HER!
oh she looked at you weird? tell your brain that you just made progress in your life.. there is no failure only feedback. Social skills are like a muscle, you practice and you get better < this is absolute truth. You need to frame things in your mind in a way that favors your progress.
People might activly try to shut you down but thats because they are weak fucking socially conditioned cucks < this right here was how i discovered the "red pill" Totally naturally, only then after the fact did i begin seeking out information to online to reinforce my experience in reality.
Meditate too it will give you a huge advantage.

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>>130280157
how was it? any stories?

>>130280245
i left for a year a while back. didn't do me any good, i just missed some pretty big happenings. this place mostly drags you down, but it's pretty reflective of the western world, which is completely fucked atm. the despair on 4chan isn't anomalous.

>>130280375
not much to show m8 :(

>>130280378
>half wog half pom
>both hate and love the cold
it's a confused state of affairs m8

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>>130280543
For what reason?

>>130280556
Probably could have, admittedly. I think that is pretty standard with the asian brothels. Didn't occur to me at the time though.

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>>130279796
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING ARABIC/AFRICAN/WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE CUNT

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>>130280548

No but I've experimented, not sure bout him.

>>130280489

Ah, bad luck man. He would've sorted you out. Koreans are dud fucks, always. Go for Japanese -> Thai/Flipino -> Chinese -> Korean when deciding which Asian to fuck.

Most brothels and private wl's are Chinese and claim to be everything but.

Never go to a private hooker described as Japanese, invariably it will be a middle-aged Chinese heifer with a loose pussy.

>>130280714
how do i beccome like andrew ucles ?? do you catch kangaroos for breakfast ??

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>>130280543
What does it mean?

>>130280558
As if this song isn't good for all ages and orientations:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMzpipHDqpY

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>>130280807
fuck off you muzzie cunt, just because we let you into our country doesnt mean you're welcome in our thread

>>130280742
How are you going, Matt?

>>130280921
I'm fine, how are you?

>>130279968
lol just turn it cold at the end and try for 30 seconds
next day 1 min
next 2
etc etc etc
once you come out after standing under the cold your body has this mad rush tingling feeling and you feel AWAKE
Its also good for the skin and hair
google.com

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>>130280696
When you find a cure to being a boring fuck who doesn't even have a high paying engi job to provide for a family yet, let me know. When I do make an effort to get to know people I lose interest in them within a few months of learning their name. No amount of PUA can cure this autism.

>kiss same girl three times in a club in perth
>first action since god knows when
>she goes home with another guy

what did I do wrong lads?

>>130280108
I dont want to give up on them man.. I love that country too much.
Best females on earth, so friendly and feminine
I cant deal with aussie girls after coming back
feelsbad
also i fit in nice there as im italian background.

>>130280800
I'll keep that in mind if I ever go back there. Maybe some day I'll want some discount yellow poontang again.

>>130280918
why ?? what did i do to you ??

>>130281020
Was it Hex? You need to finger her if you expect her to go home with you.

>>130281057

There for bucks or something?

>>130281020
>in a club
i think that's your problem mate :(

>>130281058
/auspol/ thread
make your own guy

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>tinder match in your area
>4000 kilomemes away
what did tinder mean by this ??

>>130281073
I fingered Hex in a nightclub once.

>>130280302
Just seen one in richmond fkn screaming and stumbling in the street. Probs a demon in bed.
Go for it, let us know how you go..
I wonder if there is a record for the most std's in one encounter..

>>130280415
red ice tv

>>130281161
i watched someone finger Hex in a club once and then i fingered her

Alright lads, just got home from visiting WA. Can nobody fucking drive in your country or is it just WA? Freeways had constant crashes, undertaking, etc. Is it just the bogans in their Holden pieces of shit?

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>>130281140
that's racist you know

>>130280533
i like pigeons and this guy looks highly superior and he knows it.
This is deeply amusing to me.

>>130281264
Driver education here is America-tier. Our truck drivers are probably the worst in the developed world.

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>>130280543
looks fancy

>>130281100
nah just had some time to kill before I left Brissy and felt like some cheap asian pussy.

>>130281209
>red ice tv
meh

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>>130281264
>undertaking
sounds ominous

>>130281369

Nice. Did she use a condom for the oral ?

>>130281234
I watched two guys finger Hex in a club once and then I fingered myself.

>>130281369
>felt like some cheap asian pussy
Sort yourself out m8.

>>130281073
Nah it was some girl from my uni but I guess I wasn't focusing enough on her or something because I kept dancing in between kisses

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>>130281417
How would she get it over her tongue?

>>130280616
Do you have a deep purpose in your life?

Something so all encompassing than you would choose it over the love of your life?
if not find out how to get this (good book is mastery by robert greene) and make progress towards it. Feel the flow state of taking action in this area (read the book flow by Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi)
and to understand why purpose is important read the book "The way of the superior man" by david daida

>>130281430
i watched two guys finger myself in a club once and then hex fingered herself

>>130276462
Self reliance is the only way forward. Remove yourself from the reliance of the corporations and the state. If only I could find a way to uncuck myself from the telcos.

>>130280616
>post-2000 videogame collection
what about Rome Total War cunt

>>130280742
I dunno I'm pretty new myself but it looks like you've got the moon right on your ascendent which is significant

>>130280714
lol heaps man too many to type out here.
I met a girl fell in love stayed with her in paris fullon grew as a human. She took me into the french alps in a cabin by ourselves and got us all kinds of drugs. We got high fucked all night, hiked all day though the alps. It was amazing.
Also went to egypt and saw the pyramids. Absolutely amazing.
Oh and i met family for the first time in Italy that was also a powerful experience

>>130281417
Yeah, which was good. Though she finished me with a handy without one. I shot into her eye.

>>130281437
>Sort yourself out m8.
Already on it. Now I only go to white brothels.

kek I love the amount of people who have gave up in this thread

Based China
Based Liberals
Based Globalism

>>130281810
i bet she made you grow in other ways ey cunt ;)

did you ski? skiing is based
where's your italian family live

>>130280807
Become greek. A greek guy who is more aussie than 90% of australia hahahha

>>130281825

kek, are you cut or uncut?

Why couldn't you come from fucking?

>>130278834
International education is one of our largest exports, and Adelaide is cheap compared to Sydney and Melbourne unis.

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>>130281861
i guess you'd love seeing other folks becoming even 10% as cucked as yourself
fuck off

>>130281598
>deep purpose
No, but this is vague enough to be meaningless. What's yours?

>>130281951
Why didn't you go to The Beat tonight?

>>130281915
yea ?? how so ?? i thought aussies were failed brits ??

>>130281161
LMFAO HEX!!!!
completely forgot about that slut!
hahhaha

>>130281020
You probably weren't aggressive enough.
Kissing is nothing to a woman especially a bar or club slut.
Tell her you want her or something. Be very clear about your intentions. If she responds positively then tell her to leave with you

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>>130281598
Seriously who the fuck gets guidance on how to live your life from some dude's books?

>>130281810
What the fuck is it with qt french girls and drugs? Brought back some nasty feels about this french grill I had a crush on in school only to watch her become a used up crack whore who got expelled for having cocaine in her locker or some shit.

>>130282098
>If she responds positively
The positive response would also come on the STD test afterwards.

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>>130281287
i dont know if you have heard but Australia is a deeply racist country and we really couldnt give a fuck. No amount of shaming or guilt tripping will ever change that. This aint europe faggot

Any other Turnbull supporters here?

>>130282040

Went to Escape last night, famalam, bit dusty.

>>130281375
just discovered it and they speak pretty openly about JQ I enjoy for now

>>130282302
Did you see any willys?

How useful is a commerce degree?

>>130281703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6EIv9GULJU

test boost!
good nigger hunting music!

>>130282383
Should be good for about three wipes if you are out of toilet paper.

>>130282383
It's always good to know a fair amount of theory when you're smuggling drugs in surfboards for bikies.

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>>130282242
how did you know i was gay in the first place ??
i don't care less if you don't like me anyway

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>>130282383
Went to officeworks a couple of months back to get some printer paper and the cashier was my highschool upperclassman who recognized me. Asked him how's he doing and he said he got a business or commerce degree or some shit like that but due to no jobs has to work part time. Might as well do an arts degree for the memes.

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>>130281901
yeah i went back to meet her family after in the winter and we skied
South italy - calabria
>inb4 rape baby nigger

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>>130282248
here mate

>>130281951
Uncut. Dunno why I couldn't come. Couldn't feel her pussy much. My dick is smaller than average but she was still really loose. Fucking her was like humping my dick into a bucket of warm water.
That and I've probably fucked my nerve endings with my bloody deathgrip.
Had a much better time making her tug me off. She had a decent grip and I just played with her arse and enjoyed the view until I finished.

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>>130282377

Got one up me back in my room, lad.

Still staying in Surfers, keen for another sesh but cbf going out. Might hit up CL/Grindr.

>>130282640
If you lost 10kg you would be able to pull better quality blokes m8.

What are the best degrees for work in the public sector?

>>130282628

Don't get defensive but are you overweight/obese?

>>130281959
>International education is one of our largest exports
They're selling residency, not education. I'm no macroeconomist but it's hard to call that an export.

>>130281703
Deus Ex is the precise cutoff. Never really enjoyed RTSes.

>>130282407
>brutti generals all ridden with rage traits
>crushing massive late game pontic chariot armies
RTW is based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-URa-PoLp6o&t=320s

>>130282582
>South italy - calabria
are south italians descended from Moorish rape babies or not?

>>130281993
lol its not so straight forward a concept though is it, otherwise everyone would be flying straight as an arrow.
I like to study maths and learn music but im at a point where i cannot be spending all my time going down these routs.
Im looking to change professions now from sparky to Software dev. Hoping this will allow my to be location independent so i can live where ever i want. Might even try get a little online business going. See what happens.

>>130282772

But I pull generally good quality blokes and I'm only 83kg, if I lost weight I would lose muscle and look like a dyel faggot.

Would also have to stop wearing boot-cut and switch to skinny jeans.

>>130282076
ok gtfo now cunt im sick of reading your nonsense

>>130282429
>>130282445
>>130282580

I only work 1-2 shifts a week at Coles. Should I drop out? I'm only 1 semester in. I started it because I was a NEET with no job prospects.

>>130277249
Scream Allahu Akbar and blow up a Melbourne synagogue.

>>130282383
A great way to assuage your parents if they're insisting you go to university.

>>130282814
>Deus Ex is the precise cutoff
is fine but
>Never really enjoyed RTSes.
is pure retardation. larping as a roman emperor in vidya is the only feeling of true power still available in the modern western world.

>>130282866
>But I pull generally good quality blokes
I seriously doubt that. I would block you on grindr the minute I saw your pic.

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Everything's fucked.

>>130282799
yeah, overweight
I wouldn't be surprised if it had something to do with my performance.

>>130281738
It is? In what way?

>>130282138
lol well consider the fact that someone who is highly sucessful sat down and dedicated a year of their life to put down the best thoughts and ideas into a book then got fucking editors to make it as comprehensive as possible. You can buy that shit for like $10 and the ideas in there can change your life so... yeah i think il keep reading my stupid books

>>130282898
>Should I drop out?
Whatever you do, it shouldn't be based on advice from 4chan m8.

>>130282898
I don't know what you should do mate. Pick something and stick to it, I guess. See where it takes you.

>>130282984
Factorio isn't a bad game if you want a feeling of power. It's hard to get your head around if you're not autistic though.

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>>130282898
Check if there are any graduate positions directly related to the degree that you're going for, that's probably the best way to check if you're pursuing a meme degree or not.

>>130282995

Which one do you think I am?

>>130283079
>it shouldn't be based on advice from 4chan m8.
terrible advice, he should do exactly what we say

>>130283084
>Factorio isn't a bad game
how autistic do i need to be to enjoy it

>>130282984
It's childhood trauma from never beating a Command and Conquer campaign. I blame all RTSes for my own failure.

Someone should get all dressed up like a muslim and get a toy AK-47 that goes "rat-tat-tat" and then go onto a public place and pretend to shoot up the joint shouting allah ackbar
It would be really redpilled

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>>130282881
stop cyber bullying me i have feelings too

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>>130279804
This place does help
I know it may seem toxic but it is helpful

>>130283079
>it shouldn't be based on advice from 4chan m8.
All advice should be held to the same standards as the piss-glazed shit you pluck out of the 4chan trough. If there's no convincing reasoning and justification attached, discard it.

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>>130283220
Considering that if you do that shit with a toy AK you're going to get charged as if you did it with a real gun, you might as well go the extra mile and do an actual mass shooting of shitskins.

>>130283220
and go to prison like these guys?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3600324/Jalal-brothers-arrive-Melbourne-court.html

>>130283174
For the first few hours until you unlock Oil, probably around "finds minecraft fun". After you unlock Oil and start to mess around with the trains, probably "repulses women". About 30-40 hours in, that's when the true time dilation level autism kicks in.

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>>130283220
nah you just want to get me shot for no reason.

>>130283220
>hello fellow /pol/sters

ASIO pls.

>>130283184
all of my success has been based off of south koreans playing starcraft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2DNR57QvSY

>>130282822
Most genetic tests done on them show no more than 10% Asia minor DNA and like 0.2% sub Saharan
Majority european so id say not
Also remember seeing somewhere that southern italians show for relatively high percentage of original roman DNA. Make of that what you will.

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>>130275985
In Hawkesbury lads still looks very Australian. Will pockets of sydney survive?

>>130283015
hahaha top

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>>130283352
I play grand strategy games for fun, do I qualify?

>>130283482
>Will pockets of sydney survive?

No, it's all over for Sydney.

>>130283352
>train section requires extra autism
it all adds up

>>130283533
Total War or Europa Universalis?

>>130283352
I stopped playing Dwarf Fortress because it got too easy. Where do I fit in?

>>130283589
EU and HoI

>>130283431
so why do sicilians all look turkish while north italians are often blonde hair blue eyed

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*mic drop*

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>>130283589
>Total War
>Grand Strategy

>>130275985
>NSW on track for 1 million guns.
So what anon? Average gun owner in NSW has 10 guns... not only that but vetting in NSW is the strictest in the country when it comes to gun control. Getting a gun is so fucking hard that most people who are looking at committing a crime with them would get so frustrated at the process that they would find other means of doing it. Its not like the states where you go in tothe shop, pick one and walk out with it. You have to apply for a permit to buy the specific gun which you have to send away and then it takes about a month to get a reply. For some this process can take up to three months. Sometimes longer. And this is only after you get a licence (which takes about 6 months in itself.)
I wonder if this even accounts for people in law enforcement or that have them as heirlooms?

Also anon trusted the Sydney Morning Herald. Are you a fucking idiot.

>>130283599
this
after i built an inverted pyramid out of solid metal, the game seemed too easy

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>>130283599
>>130283640
https://www.factorio.com/

Don't come back here sooking after you start to build up a cum bottle collection.

The spaghetti is real.

>>130283690
It's close enough.

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>>130283702
That sort of process happens in all our states though
>want to buy a gun from interstate
>takes a few months to get it delivered
>once it comes to my local gun store I read its fucking number and file the application
>the process takes months and I probably wouldn't be able to refund it if the police denied it
>mfw

>>130283672
Could be the small Percentage Asia minor DNA also some family lines may have remained there long enough to adapt to the increased sunlight in that area.
Southern italians and greeks share some DNA also
while the northerners Share with Germanic and celtic
The genetic difference between south and north italy is pretty much the same as the genetic difference between North and south germany though.
I have pretty white skin but darker eyes and light brown hair.
Some southerns look almost indian though so i dunno. I got lucky i guess
Ive been meaning to do a 23 and me test

>>130283702
Sorry anon. I misread your post. Forgive me. Praise KEK.

>>130283865
The one thing I hate about Factorio is that the machines never get bigger. I want to build "upwards" instead of just outwards.

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>>130283545
I don't think so. Northern Beaches will remain Australian for forseeable future. I don't know about Western Sydney???