So McBurger friends, do you believe it too?

>>130271893
So half of the niggers living here are retarded. What's your point Hans?

>>130271893
the education system has failed us sadly it became overburden by 3rd worlders and it just couldnt keep up

>>130271893
Well, if it ain't yet it goddamn should. What are those nasa guys doing anyway besides watching us jerk off through their nerd lenses and trying to promote galactic niggerfests in Mars?

>chocolate milk comes from brown cows
True. Brown cows produce milk that can be used to make chocolate milk. It also comes from white cows.

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>>130271893
Ah, 16.4 million niggers I see

>>130271893
How many are over the age of 5?
Cite clickbait.

>>130271893
How many niggers are in the states again?

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>>130271893
>nbc4 columbus
Oh shit thats my local station

>it's this thread again

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16.4million niggers you mean.

>>130271893
We have more people that believe this than some nations have people. Thats pretty cool

But chocolate milk does come from brown cows. Not exclusively brown cows, but it's a very high percentage.

>>130272412
37,685,848

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>>130271893
Man I want some chocolate milk now... I have whey protein but it's not the same

The people who did the study targeted Rural and Innercity groups of people.

There are places in the US where its so wooded and backwater that people arn't even aware of anything outside of there small community. They don't know whos president and they don't have TVs. It's hard to enforce a education system in those types of places. Inner cities don't actually teach the kids in school past 7th grade. None of them will try and its easier to pass them to keep school funded and left alone.

If you went to every american, you would probably find out that 30% of them can't name neighboring states or more than 5 other countries in the world. They know of China, Mexico, Russia, and England. Some of them might name off Korea and Iraq as well. Simply because the US has had major conflicts and information is passed down.

So when you tell me that some people think chocolate milk comes from brown cows. I really am not surprised.

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>>130272027
>16.4m is half
you're one of them

>>130271893
Actually it found that 7% of 1000 people given a survey checked the "brown cow" box.

Probably because they thought it was funny.

Statistical literacy isn't that hard to accomplish.

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>>130271893

>>130271893
Did they just ask children under the age of 5 or something?

>>130271893
I'm not sure if I believe it but I wouldn't be surprised if it was true

Strawberry milk comes from stirring the paint ;)

>>130273394
Can I get the reason behind this briliant post

>>130273892
Pretty excited to see a post that even manages to make Greeks look good, huh?

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>>130271893
>16.4 million Americans
>There are roughly 16 million blacks in America
>Average black IQ is 85
Makes you think.

>>130273247
>It's hard to indoctrinate people without jewboxes
whoodathunk

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>>130271893
>less than 5% of the population
16.4 million might seem like a lot to you.

>>130271893
Ask people how long it takes for the Earth to go around the Sun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU2dZz18P0c
>inb4 this cunt was on Bill Nye the Shabbos Goy's show

>>130274293
Trick question. The sun orbits the Earth.

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I thought this is where chocolate milk came from?

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>>130271893
Niggers live here. You are not aware of this Mahmoud?

>>130274201
>12% of the population is niggers
Actually pretty impressive that it's only 16million tb.h

>>130271893
I SAW IT ON TV
IT MUST BE TRUE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NU6ZzYs8G0

>>130271893
Well, I know where chocolate milk comes from, but if there was a survey where one of the answers was "Brown cows" I know which one I would pick

>>130274201
>6% of the population believing chocolate milk comes from brown cows seems normal to shart in marts

>>130274082
haha if only
blacks are 14% of the us popukation of 318 million
that makes 44.5 milllion niggers

>>130271893
I thought this for the longest time, also thought black people made black sperm. jerking off for the first time changed a lot of things for me

>>130271893
Its what you tell your children to have a laugh while you drive past a dairy. Children believe in Santa for fucks sake. There are MORE than 16.4m appropriately aged children in Burgerland to believe this.

Honestly if more parents loved and interacted with their kids properly, the number would be higher.

>>130271893
I can't believe how retarded that belief is. Where do they think strawberry and banana milk comes from?

>>130271893
16.4 million Americans believe OP gets his rocks off from brown bulls cucking him.

>>130272357
This. They probably polled children.

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>>130272027
>So half of the niggers living here
>>130272078
>overburden by 3rd worlders
>>130272357
>How many are over the age of 5?
>>130272412
>How many niggers
>>130272542
>16.4million niggers
>>130273247
>Rural and Innercity groups of people.
>>130273354
>they thought it was funny.

All this damage control pulled straight out of your asses.
Personally, I assume the bottom 15% of ANY group, with ANY skin color. in ANY country are a bunch of fucking retards.
And if it doesn't seem that way to you, maybe that's because YOU'RE in the bottom 15%.

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>>130274903
>blacks are 14% of the us popukation of 318 million
>that makes 44.5 milllion niggers
Wait... what year is this?
>2017
HOLY FUCK WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME!

>>130275060
Strawberry = Pink Cows
Banana (only available in Britain) = American bulls delivered by the American semen pipeline

You Brits chug that banana milk don't you.

>>130271893

America also has 16.4 million coal burners.

Coincidence?

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They're not wrong, statistically.
Some dairy cows are brown. (Pic related)
So brown cows produce milk that is used to create chocolate milk. Therefore, some percentage of chocolate milk is the product of milk from brown cows.

>>130271893
It's a fake study from an industry marketing group, you gullible faggot

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As a kid I always thought Milka came from purple cows.

Please don't bully.

>>130275184
Not on our cereal or in our coffee my round friend

>>130275239
The f*** is Milka?

>>130275239
I've never seen a purple cow

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>>130275101
>This. They probably polled children.
heh-heh-heh
He said they polled children.
heh

>>130271893
And how many children are in America?

well doesn't it?

>>130271893
Considering that America is only 56%, it's plausible

A third of americans dont know the sun is a star

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>>130275269
You never had Milka? I'm sorry.

It's only the best thing to ever come out of Switzerland.

tbqh, this is such an obvious level of survey fuckery

This is why I don't trust people like Ben Shapiro who never explain how they ask the questions in their polls. Because you could ask people if cows can be brown and then get that figure

>>130275328
[citation needed]

>>130275419
It's just chocolate? Woopty fucking do.

>>130271893

No wonder americans are so easy to have sex with.

>>130272298
lol I think you were meant to say 16.4 million illegals

>>130275433
nevermind this is what I was thinking of
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10640518/One-in-four-Americans-do-not-know-the-Earth-circles-the-Sun.html

>>130271893
I don't believe it. But I don't know how chocolate milk is made either.

>>130273332
Top left picture seriously made me kek so hard.

That was the typical 90's haircut, I bet his parents are stuck listening to smashmouth and Nirvana

>>130271893
How now brown cow?

I wonder if the same people think black women produce chocolate milk for their babies.

>>130271893
this is clickbait journalism

the study was probably a twitter poll

https://youtu.be/V0wlYSUZMLE

Just remember in America you can be anyone you want, you have the right to the persuit of happiness.

we asked 100 people where brown milk comes from you wont believe what 5 of them said!!

5/100 * USA_POPULATION = 16.4million americans believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows

>>130275521
Over a third of Americans are not white:

Coinscidence?

>>130271893
LOL your news is even faker than ours

>>130275508
I didnt expect a murrican to know shit about chocolate (or cheese for that matter). What do you know, I was right.

>>130275916
we wuz geocentric n sheeeit

>>130271893
I once asked a black kid in high school if his jizz came out black, just to see the look on his face

>>130271893
Who buys cartons of chocolate milk at the store?

>>130275995
Chocolate = give it to your mum and she sucks my dick
Cheese = put it on a burger, unless you mean Euro cheese then you just scrape it off your foreskin

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>>130276132
That's pretty normal here. But I guess I do live in a dairy country.

>>130274903
>44.5 milllion niggers
America is kill. Press F

>>130275060
I wish we had banana milk, that sounds pretty good

>>130271893
Only the ones who believe and watch TV news voted in their poll. That means it's only representative if the retarded people.

>>130271893
At least we're not dumb ass bongfags
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8092930.stm

>>130275060
>I can't believe how retarded that belief is. Where do they think strawberry and banana milk comes from?
Ginger cows and Asian cows, duh

16.4 million americans would be a lot of 4 year olds and under. This is a very good example of media spin.

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>>130275239
I thought the same thing when I was a kid. I used to live in Germany a long time ago and I saw a Milka display with a purple cow statue that I thought was a real cow, and for whatever reason I decided that Milka just had a bunch of well-trained purple cows that went to stores to deliver their chocolate.

>>130271893
"In addition, there were 37,144,530 non-Hispanic blacks, which comprised 12.1% of the population."

so half the niggers.

>>130275269
>The f*** is Milka?
super fine pornstar from Paris

>>130271893
>330 millions citizens
>Interview 30 million kids on a kids website quiz
>Make a story out of nothing

>>130271893
I'm sorry to say that, fellow citizen, but burgers use much more genetic technologies in their agricultural sector than we do. They use genome edited cows that produce "milk with flavours" which only needs to be pastorized , homogenized and a minimum of cacoa before they put it in stores.
It's not a joke. Cacoa is one of the most expensive food resources in the world and needs to be treated very carefully during transportation and use in food production. +/-1% percent deviation from ideal temperature or humidity and a class A product becomes a class C one.
Same thing if you want to store it somewhere.
> But there's cacoa in every supermarket and it is usable for years before it gets old.
That's not pure cacoa. It's "enriched" with stabilazers and other stuff to maje it last longer.
Gene technology is very common in the industry and if you can save 0.01% of a high cost resource (cacoa) through manipulating another resource producer (cow) you can increase your profits dramatically (also cost for logists, machines and so further).

tldr It's hilarious to think cacoa milk comes directly from a cow but it's not like in the old days anymore. Food industry fucks our environment over and we don't know.

>>130271893
Chocolate milk comes from chocolate cows. How dumb are these people?!

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>>130276450

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>>130271893
Don't forget, we are only around 50% white - think about how many 80 IQ nogs & spics we have.

All milk in this country is fucked and pumped full of chemicals and estrogen and you shouldn't drink any of it. The feds will actually raid dairy farmers if they think they are storing pure cow milk, even if it's just for self consumption.

Stop drinking milk, do not let your sons drink milk. There are chemicals in the milk intended to turn men into faggots.

Dont want to live on ewrth anymore._.

>>130276653
The fresh "milk" comes in a form which allows the industry to produce flavoured milk drinks or cheese at much lower costs than it would be possible with natural milk.

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We /int/ nao?

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>>130276900
>pumped full of chemicals and estrogen

>>130277055
Whatever you say dude

>>130271893
Chocalate milk is nigger jizz

>>130277123
Look it up. This is why we are seeing so many boys wearing dresses and 11 year old girls with huge tits.

>>130276177
>doesn't understand something foreign
>trys to degrade it and make fun of it
classic burger

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>>130271893
No it comes from cows milk mixed with nigger beans picked by kangs!

>>130277233
This + growth hormone in food being pumped into our food

So many vegans in this thread

>>130271893
hahahaha americans are sooooo stuuuupiiiiiiiiiiiiid looooool

>>130277435
not vegan love my full English but it's still fucked what they're doing to our food

>>130271893
Better than the 70% of British that dont know how to change a light bulb.

Also the number was 7% two days ago
>NBC

Ohh look, its the fakestream media being unable to count.

>>130273247
Dude, the US is not the russian taiga. There is no one here that far removed.

>>130271893
Is that the number who are under age 5?

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>implying it doesnt

>>130271893
There's nothing wrong with this.
Brown cows exist so not one of them is wrong.

>>130271893
Europeans aren't any smarter than that, You krauts have a Woman as a Chancellor. So that means a Majority of your population is retarded.

I'm tired of anti-American propaganda

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>>130275269

>>130271893
Not sure what's worse. This statistic or you falling for this Jewish sidetrack to stop thinking about how the holocaust didn't happen.

>>130277556
I can't change a lightbulb because all of my lightbulbs are LED bulbs and will not die within my lifetime, so knowing how to change a lightbulb is a useless skill unless you are poor

>>130277556
this projecting kek

>>130276177

Not that guy, but chocolate is for women and children. Real men don't eat candy.

>>130277751
this to be honest. (((study finds)))

>>130278644
You're preaching to the converted, buddy.

5% of the population. Just slice that part out and move on. Probably the same 5% that wants a "livable wage" whatever the fuck that is.

>>130278779

Sorry, meant to reply to him and not you.

>>130275419
>fuckin milka oreo chocolate bar

>>130277596
There are crazy people everywhere here anon

>>130271893
how many niggers live here again

>>130271893
It's only niggers and spics that would think that.

>>130275269
>f***
you should die in a terrible manner for bringing this shit here

fuck off
kill yourself
and fuck off again

faggot

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>>130279599
Well, we have a massive fucking faggot right here. Make like a tranny and kill your self.

>>130276268

Just make it dude

This shit really depresses me. I know people who are this fucking stupid, and it's just disappointing. They're usually completely oblivious to how dumb they are.

>>130275518
No it's probably Niggers.

>>130279503
>spics dont grow cacao fruit which makes chocolate
Your whole retarded trailer park believe it

>>130280779
I love you too

>>130279599
Please go back to 9gag and do not return

What kind of poll asks that? I'd answer the most ridiculous answer for shits and giggles.

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>>130277122
>water is a hydrocarbon .
keks.

>>130283768
What is poo?

>>130283921
you guys are dumb as fuck .

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>>130274403
WTF I LOVE BLACK PPL NOW

>>130283993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsR7zEE_czo

>>130271893
ok now how many of those are white

>>130284096
People that move out of India are eunuchs .
and if this 4" motherfucker yell at me , I would have flattened his face out and then take a huge dump on his face .
>I am 6"4'
>with 16% body fat
>Would have probably killed that guy for talking too much.

>>130271893
FUCKING STATISTICAL EXTRAPOLATION. THIS WAS PROBABLY SOME SHITTY SURVEY WITH 500 PEOPLE AND 5% THOUGHT THIS SO THEY EXTRAPOLATED THAT TO 16.4M AMERICANS.

>>130285000

This. Niggers don't even drink milk so how would they know anything about how it's made?

>>130271893
most cows are brown
they use other cow breeds besides the typical black/white spotted holsteins for dairy production

i'd bet $4 that this was worded in a way to be misleading

>>130275272
I never hope to see one. But if I do - I can tell you anyhow...Id rather see, than be one.

>clapmeriburgers

One has to wonder why we still allow them on the internet.

>>130273332
How old is the girl from 3 over, 1 down now? Does she make videos?

>>130274621
>brown cows produce milk
>all chocolate milk is real milk first
Really makes me think. You can get statistics t say whatever the fuck you want if you manipulate it enough.

>>130271893
When I was 4? Yes.

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>>130285971
Calm down petal, they didn't state the race who believed this or political alignment.

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Well the milk part can come from brown cows, so I'm gonna give the niggers partial credit for affirmative action reasons. Also, it was an online poll open to anyone who said they were American. So a good number of that "worrying" number were you fucks screwing around with stupid pollsters.
Mostly this is just fake, cheap, and easy news to churn out on cable channels and online media. All so MSM can bill advertisers while giving the minimum effort they are famous for.

>>130271893
C'mon, you know that these 16,4 million are all niggers.

>>130271893

I highly doubt they asked 16.4 million americans this question.

>>130275148
this guy knows what up. Nu/pol/ will just spout about
>nuh nogs
>muh chilluns
no matter what the news story is.

It does, I've even seen the brown cows , you see them walking around Walmart all the time.

>>130271893
I used to want to shoot anybody that said that chocolate milk came from cows as a kid.

>>130275508
Since you're American there's a good chance you've never actually eaten real chocolate. You should try it sometime it's pretty nice

>>130271893
Study finds 16.4 "Americans" need to be gassed.

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Why the fuck is this buzzfeed fake ass shit spreading like wildfire? And why are the shills pushing it?

When I was a kid the rumor was that chocolate milk came from bloody cow's milk and that was more believable and I didn't believe it.

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>>130275995
Motherfucker. It was one of the best albums released in the 90s. Fuck. Off.

So...kids?

>>130273247
>The people who did the study targeted Rural and Innercity groups of people.
>Rural whites believing brown cows give brown milk
Modern Nazis, everyone.

>>130271893
I guarantee you those are all niggers.

In U.S., 42% Believe Creationist View of Human Origins

http://www.gallup.com/poll/170822/believe-creationist-view-human-origins.aspx

>>130291132
Of course they are.
The rural retards that shit like this is always directed against actually see cows every day.

When I was in like 1st grade yeah

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>>130273332
>230 lbs
>weighs over twice as much as me
how the fuck is that kid even alive

>>130292057
fucking R I P

They watched this as kids:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8dxpqApFwo

Some people dont know french fries are Potato.

The stupidity of humanity is astounding.

>>130274082
Average black IQ is 70. Average mulatto IQ is 85.

>>130273247
>rural people believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows
you could maybe get rural people to admit to stupid beliefs but i don't think this is one of them - who do you think milks cows?

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>>130271893
I wonder if those 16.4 million Americans wouldn't happen to be children?

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>>130271893
Strictly speaking, it does. Some milk cows are brown, and some of their milk is made into chocolate milk. There are other breeds besides Holsteins.

>>130273247
>in the woods
>no electric jew
>intellectually detached from mainstream
Big if true. I'd have to bring some books but sounds /comfy/

20% of Americans don't know what meat hamburgers are made of

23% of Americans think the Sun revolves around the Earth

>29% of Americans don't know the location of the Pacific Ocean

>ameritards trying to blame it all on the blacks

Lol face it, America is a nation of retards.

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>>130271893
mfw I dropped the chocolate milk redpill

>>130292786
strictly speaking, it CAN.

dumbass.

>>130273247
Some Americans are so incredibly stupid they believe that men and women are physically the same and blacks and whites are mentally the same. They're so dumb they even believe that psychotic homosexuals can change their sex by playing pretend.

>>130293227
And in the real world, some milk in fact DOES make its way from brown cows to chocolate milk jugs. I sense a semantic issue here. Shall I quote a dictionary for you?

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5 years ago /pol/ would be making fun of retarded Americans because half this board was filled with cynical realists who accepted that anti-intellectualism was widespread

2017 /pol/ tries to defend the participants

Fucking lol america sucks

>>130292428
>The stupidity of amerinbreds is astounding.
FTFY my redneck white trash nigger mixed friend.

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Average American /pol/ faggot

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hmmm i want to learn more about racial differences who so I read?

I know, I'll start reading the twitter feed of some high school dropout provacateur instead of Land or Taylor!

BASED ALTRIGHT SOLDIER DESTROYS NIGGER LOGIC WITH A 140 TWEET MAGA PEDE KANGZ LOL

american population: 321.4 million

percent of the population believing chocolate milk comes from brown cows: 16.4/321.4 = approx. 5%

average IQ: 98, but let's be generous and say 100

percent of the population with <85 IQ (-1 standard deviation): 15.8%

not a surprising result no matter what country you're in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjs2gPa5sD0

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>>130293853
>Posts vodkanigger and spaghettinigger comics.

>>130271893
Can we get a racial breakdown of those polled?

>>130271893
Well thats an ambiguous label on that headline. 16.4 million children under 6?

Ethnic Europeans are lactose intolerant, that's how you can tell if someone is properly European, only foreigners drink cow milk.

>>130271893
>16 million kids think chocolate milk comes from brown cows

>>130271893
Yeah I'm sure nobody would take a survey with a ridiculous option and then choose that option thinking they were funny..

Sure, there are some dumbfuck idiots that think that, but obviously if the numbers are that high a lot of people were bullshitting.

The real question is why did they ever make such a stupid survey? Was that the only question?

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America is a country that legitimately values 15 minute of fame "celebrities".

America is a country that values anti-intellectualism under the guise of autonomy.

America is a country where critical thinking is politicized and everything belief has to be categorized.

America is a shithole where maybe 5% of the population is incredibly talented and smart, and brings up the rest of the country to the stage of the world. The rest of America is filled with subhumans with a superiority complex.

americans pull another one on the world.

>>130271893
Is this like making fun of Americans who "believe in UFOs"? Because UFOs (Unidentified Flying Objects) are objectively real. A moron might read that and assume that it's talking about alien spacecraft, but that would be a different question, wouldn't it.

Chocolate milk DOES come from brown cows. It also comes from white cows and black cows. If I were taking a quiz and the question was "does chocolate milk come from brown cows" and I said "yes" I would be correct. Chocolate milk doesn't EXCLUSIVELY come from brown cows nor does the color of the cow cause the milk to be chocolate, but those weren't the questions asked.

Dumbass.

If asked I would simply say of course mostly at the audacity of being asked such a dumbass question

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>>130271893
I drink chocolate milk, I can confirm that this chocolate milk comes from a brown cow.

http://nbc4i.com/2017/06/15/study-finds-surprising-number-of-americans-think-chocolate-milk-comes-from-brown-cows/

>The survey was conducted by the Innovation Center of US Dairy in April. 1,000 adults 18 and over were asked questions about the role milk plays in their daily lives, Food & Wine reported.
>The study found 48% of respondents weren’t sure where chocolate milk came from. Seven percent thought chocolate milk only comes from brown cows.
>That adds up to about 16.4 million people, more than the population of Ohio.

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>>130271893
Gonna need some more information on that 'study', Muhammad.

Also I swear /pol/ has had a recently influx of diarrhea lately, so many shitposts, just a constant flood of feces.

>>130294677
We're 12% black, so that 3.8% is concerning.

>>130271893
there are also that many niggers in the U.S.
not surprised

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>>130295329
You seriously think America isn't filled to the brim with fucking walking talking retards?

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>>130271893
Cow+milk+chocolate mix=chocolate milk
Wow it's that simple!

>>130273394
Greece isn't a part of Europe anymore. Maybe it used to be, but once you pass a certain brownness threshold you officially become a part of Asia.

Sorry.

study finds that 16.4 million americans pick the funny answer on "studies".

>>130295545
It is, but so is Europe.
And so is Canada too.
Most people in general are fucking stupid, it's an edgy, misanthropic thing to say, but it is true.

>>130295869
http://slatestarcodex.com/2013/04/12/noisy-poll-results-and-reptilian-muslim-climatologists-from-mars/

>>130271893

>study

I'm sure there's absolutely no extrapolation at all based on a small sample size.

>>130271893

To everyone in this thread thinking rural folk honestly think this, you're retarded.

These people actually know where your food comes from, unlike you suburban and urban "woke" types that think coconut oil is going to save us from Le ebil monsanto

F A K E N E W S
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>>130273332
>admits she eats 4 rolls of toilet paper a week
Literally all she eats it shit.
I guess you are what you eat.

>>130272900
I hope that flag's ironic.

>>130296410
>to everyone in this thread thinking rural folk honestly think this, you're retarded
Why do you deny that americans are retarded?
>you suburban and urban "woke" types that think coconut oil is going to save us from Le ebil monsanto
What are you talking about?

>>130271893
>16.4 million Americans gave a silly answer to our question as a joke, what a bunch of retards!

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>>130292321
>115 lbs
What country to lanklets or midgets such as yourself hail from?

>>130271893
16.4 million Americans are trolls

>>130273332
me on the bottom right!

>>130271893
study shows anon will believe any bullshit if somebody says it comes from a study

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What about chocolate rivers

>>130275532
Found the nigger

>>130273332
>Josie, 8
fug, you made me realize that "trans people" are something to be "considerate about"

>>130271893
At least they don't think it was made with actual chocolate rather than artificial flavoring and food dye.

>>130296827
This
Jesus i hate """"""""reporters""""""""

>>130275508
Once you've had Milka you'll realize the shit Hershey sells here is basically brown candle wax.

>>130271893
>Study finds that 4% of americans are idiots
That's lower than i expected

>>130277596

There are, though. Tons of wilderness in the U.S. with people living off the land in Bumfuck, Nowhere. There are people living innawoods who don't exist to the government.

There are also tons of small towns with < 100 people with no cell service, are still on dial-up if they do have internet access, dirt/gravel roads, sometimes lack a power grid altogether, and even might have communal phones/mailing addresses. You'd think you went back in time 50 years visiting some of these places.

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>>130271893
>burger meme

>>130296980
For a full grown male, 230 is an decent weight if muscular or overweight, depending on height.
But this is a five year old we're talking about. The average person can lift one. That blob probably needed a goddamn crane to get her there.

>>130296827
>16.4 million

You mean 1 of the 20 people they asked?

>>130271893
its the melanin in the brown cows OP. ery budy noes dis

>>130275148
except with blacks it's demonstrated fact that it's more around 80%

>>130272286
fpbp

>>130297725
Hershey bars are not chocolate for fuck sakes, even Hershey doesn't refer to it as such.

>>130297725
But you don't have to buy a big expensive brand that spends more on marketing than on raw ingredients to experience real chocolate.

>>130292321

That kid was on the show like 15 years ago. She's probably dead now.

>>130272424
Hell yeah. Do you ever listen to Chuck Douglas weekdays at 9

>>130298062
>he process is a company and trade secret, but experts speculate that the milk is partially lipolyzed, producing butyric acid, which stabilizes the milk from further fermentation. This flavor gives the product a particular sour, "tangy" taste which the US public has come to associate with the taste of chocolate, to the point that other manufacturers often add butyric acid to their milk chocolates.[1] The American bar's taste profile was not as popular with the Canadian public, leading Hershey to introduce a reformulated Canadian bar in 1983.[2]

>Until 2015, Hershey also added polyglycerol polyricinoleate (PGPR) to their chocolate which contributed to the difference in taste between Hershey chocolates and European chocolates.[3]

Sour chocolate, weird.

>>130271893
I feel as if this was some how a fake poll like no one just buys pre-made chocolate milk unless they are a fucking idiot right? Then again I'm sure if you are stupid enough to waste money on pre-made chocolate milk your dumb enough to believe it comes from brown cows

>>130271893
Those have to be mostly small children under 10 and niggers

>>130271893
>media does shoddy poll
>releases CUH-RAZY results to public to get them on their website
>muh clicks

i really feel like every year our media gets more indistinguishable from clickbait sites

>>130271893
Proof?

>>130298440
>spend an extra dollar for yummy gains
fite me

>>130273354
this I've done this shit out of humor and even made a quip about it back in high school a gorillion years ago

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>>130271893
So? None of the people who thought chocolate milk come from brown cow are white anyway.

>>130274903
That's cute but.
>US population as of 2017 is 321 million
>The Black population makes up 12% or for you retards that's a whopping 38 million.
>The white population comes in at 223 million with the rest of the population being made up of Asains and Mexicans.

Brits are no better.

I remember reading some article that said that something like 40% of british children aged 6-16 think that Hitler's name was Heil.

You know.
Heil Hitler.

>>130275148
no, its niggers.
the poorest whites in america live in rural areas, work on or constantly near farms where they see cows everyday.

>>130271893

>german flag
>cucked beyond all imagination
>bait
>saged

Remember, stop replying to obvious bait and sage shit like this.

>>130298651
I'm just saying make it yourself and you can make it as rich and chocolatey as you want plus you still have normal milk for regular milk shit it's just fucking simpler and in some instances cheaper

>>130299839
>when you're 56% white but think that Germany or Sweden are the "nightmare scenario"

>>130271893
did they literally only survey children
they didn't specify who was surveyed

>>130271893
It's true though. I grew up on a dairy farm. All our cows were white, we only had white milk. Obviously it was because the brown cows make chocolate milk and we can't mix the two

>>130294155
he's just trying to weigh down the back of his truck for better handling

>>130299819
>The poorest whites in America live near and work with cows daily....
No hahaha not even close our poorest whites suck cock for meth on a near daily have you ever seen the price of a single cow for dairy production in America? Let alone the amount needed for commercial production along with the land to keep them and price of feed and labor hell keeping a single milking cow for personal use is still a bit much to the point where goats are cheaper and more efficient

>>130271893
Certainly some chocolate milk was made from brown cow's milk

16.4 million nig nogs, don't cuck on me Werner

I love so much to see how stupid Americans are and we check up on their overwhelmingly retarded knowledge.

>>130272078
Non-American detected. The "third worlders" in our schools are all from India, and are 9 times out of ten top of their class.
Pro tip:Americans niggers aren't third worlders; literally just about all of them have been here for generations

>>130271893
study finds that 7% of respondents to an average survey give troll answers.

>>130300043
It's actually 62% if you don't count spics who think they are white if you do its 72% but you do you Poland

0.4% of the U.S. population? How is this a big deal exactly?

Chances are its mostly kids with a couple tards thrown in

Retarded g*erman, where are the sources? Who's not to say that it was a poll of elementary school students?

sage

>>130273332
Is patty /ourgal/?

Where can I buy a chocolate cow?

>>130273332
Damn, Veronica.

>>130299570
All things considered, I believe the nignog population is much higher then 12%, maybe closer to 20-23%. They tell us 12 to give us the false sense of security.

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>>130271893
This is fucking stupid
Chocolate milk clearly comes from black women

>>130275419
Dude, Milka hasn't been Swiss OR good for decades.

>The survey was conducted by the Innovation Center of US Dairy in April. 1,000 adults 18 and over were asked questions about the role milk plays in their daily lives, Food & Wine reported.
>The study found 48% of respondents weren’t sure where chocolate milk came from. Seven percent thought chocolate milk only comes from brown cows.
>That adds up to about 16.4 million people, more than the population of Ohio.

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>>130275148
>defending the nigger virus
You are a faggot. Don't come here anymore.

>>130272286
This

>>130301371
Doubt it they mostly take statistics to make themselves happy and the hippies I honestly have zero niggers within 70 miles of my home town and even then you need to go a full 100 miles to see even a small amount of them hell I literally had to travel to fucking Ohio before they became a significant issue

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>>130274403
HOLY SHIT I WANT CHOCOLATE MILK NAO!

>>130285561
nuh-uh. The smart people said other people are dumb and i believe them. Just like that guy who said chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

>>130271893.
Women and subhumans probably think this

>>130271893
Do they only ask retards these questions? I've never been asked to participate in any of these (((representative studies))).

>>130271893
ayoo hol up
*smacks lips*
so yall tellin me choclate milk dont come from brown cows?
den where it come from nigga?

>>130273332
the one onion screencap ruins the whole thing

>>130273332
I know that feel darren

>>130294155
I'd buy this fucker a beer

>>130271893
16.4m/300+m

I'm shaking.

>>130271893
It's probably niggers
>we wuz cows n sheeeiiit we made dat sweet chocolate milk whiteboi

>>130275269
>you don't know what Milka is...
>Kinder surprise is illegal
>doesn't use bidet
>cut foreskin like a jew
>shart in mart
>he doesn´t know how to use the three shells.
Make americans humans again

>>130271893
I'm assuming the majority of that is children.

>>130271893
>Still no proofs

>>130275148
How can you fit the hook end of a candy cane up your ass without breaking it?

>>130271893
we purposely lie on questionnaires such as this

>>130271893
I have a feeling 14 million of those people are black skinned.

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Nearly 2/3 of Americans can't name the three branches of government.

It's no wonder we have a ZOG.

>>130271893
>niggers
>Americans

>>130271893
Dont buy chocolate. Milk has blood in it naturally sometimes and with rhe chocolate they don't even remove it, just color it.

>>130271893
Fake news. In real news though, 70% of Krauts like watching their women, and culture in general, get raped and pillaged by Muslim niggers.

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>>130277233
I have been drinking a gallon of whole milk a day for about 6 years. I have around 10% bodyfat and can lift my own bodyweight above my head. Don't be such a scared little bitch. Eating your cheetohs and chips and living off a primarily carb-based diet will actually make you feminine. Generally, the more animal products you eat the more manly you will be.

>hello from /fit/

>>130305725
Redpill me on the three shells

>>130273394
Silly burgers, everybody knows that Greece is the Portugal of Europe.

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>>130307018
haha, you don't know how to use the three seashells... no wonder your buildings get on fire.

>>130275947
>your news
>NBC4 Columbus

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>>130271893
Bump.

It's the niggers. Story time

>Be me
>freshman year of high school
>Managed to get into elite all-boys catholic school
>Get there first week
>Knew they took a bunch of niggers because it's a catholic school
>They all seemed nice enough
>Sitting in biology class (maybe second day)
>Nigger sitting next to me raises his hand
>Thought nothing of it, until he started to speak
>"Sorry to interrupt, but does Chocolate Milk come from Brown cows?"
>Kid is dead serious
>Entire class bursts out laughing
>Teacher says no and moves on
>Nigger is confused why everyone laughing
>Kid fails out before first semester ended

Mfw

>>130271893
That's ridiculous, everyone knows milk comes from bees and honey comes from cows.

>>130300372
This. The idiotic kids on this board are getting more and more annoying each time.

>>130271893
>"study"
It was a self reporting survey of 1000 people. One of the questions was where does chocolate milk come from. Small amount jokingly answer "brown cows". Now they are saying this percentage is now applied across the entire American population in a headline.
I mean yeah some Americans are dumb but. This article is more so.

>>130294155
Meh, looks like my Dad's truck. I'd shoot some pool and grab a beer with this dude.

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>>130272286

>>130271893
No it's the milk that has shit blood in it . It's dyed brown to cover up the feces particles and bloody discoloration