being this dumb should be illegal

>>130270727
Just because it's true doesn't mean you have to say that.

Except Jesus was a real historical figure.

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Go to the Catholic Church and pray before a Eucharistic Adorition (or just a statue or image of Jesus), dear friend, and pray just ONE PRAYER and you'll get full 100% proof of God through his son, Jesus Christ.
And when things happen (and they will) remember that it was a CATHOLIC anon who told you this (and make of THAT what you will).

Knock and it shall be opened - but you have to knock!
Seek and you shall find - but you have to seek!

Also, if you want to somewhat maximise your holy life I'd suggest attending the First Friday Masses from now on. Attend the mass of the first Friday of nine consecutive months and Jesus will be with you on the hour of your death (plus extra cute blessings, yay!)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Friday_Devotion

Once you find out God is real (and you will) you'll have to decide if you want to work towards that reality or not, then reap or not reap whatever seeds you sow into the pursuit or non-pursuit of that reality.
Get right with God today. He died for YOUR sins, and EVEN NOW still waits for you with open arms - no man is impossible from redemption!
ONE PRAYER friend!

HOSSANAH IN THE HIGHEST!
BLESSED IS HE WHO COMES IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!
HOSSANAH IN THE HIGHEST!!!!

>>130270727
whateve mate'
oven is in that way ->

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>>130271315
thanks!

>>130271247
God died for our sins?
So God really is dead?
Sad.

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>>130270727
>you worship a mythical man
So says the kike