ask a Mexican anything

>>130263219
How racist are you?

>>130263278
in a pc I am hitler, in real life not too much.

>>130263219
Are you related to the Aztecs or are you just black/Spanish rape babies?

>>130263219

Just stay on your side and we can be friends.

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>>130263410
I am 100% spanish, there are 70 M of pure white mexicans.

>>130263429
nah, I love california, someday I will live there.

>>130263219
Do you plan on crossing the border illegally any time soon?

>>130263219
whats the secret to getting in good with mexican chicks?

>>130263219
Is it really as dangerous there as media always tells?

>>130263538
well, as a white mexican I will get my visa legally.
>>130263587
being white and too much dollars>>130263597
of course not as dangerous as they say.

Are you the fat bastard with Lupus?

>>130263646
Like if you want to reach something, business wise, is it real competition or do you have to deal with corruption a lot?

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>>130263733
Mexico has corruption in every fucking corner.

>>130263646
Awesome, I hope you get it, good luck.

>>130263531
>I love california, someday I will live there.
Why? California's a shithole.

>>130263859
Do you have refugees from other middle/southern american countries too? If so, do they want to stay or proceed to US?

>>130263998
>Calling California a shithole
>Whilst replying to a Mexican
Anon I...

>>130263219
How many assholes does your hair have?

If I boldly walked up to a Mexican woman in Mexico, as a gringo and said, Let's get married and make babies. Would I get laughed at or slapped?

>>130263998
san diego and los angeles are cool
>>130264010
we have haitians, central americans and south americans like argies and colombians.

I only like argie immigration, the rest can go to US.

Hello my white friend
If I were to go down to a big city in Mexico with semi-fluent espanol, would the cuties like an American guy or do they hate Americans? I mean I know they boo us at soccer stadiums and dumb shit but like in everyday life what would it be like?

>>130264178
>laughed

but our woman have low IQ and she would think its not a joke.

>>130264233
And how about europeans?

>>130264181
La is a cesspool

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Why are 90+ percent of your women fat, short, and ugly?

>>130264233
>they boo us at soccer stadiums

they will answer you in a good mood, we hate you but we love you at the same time.

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>>130264255
Never said it was a joke.

>>130264181
i want to live in America, and let it get full of shitskins why don't you go outside for 4 hours and show us that arm again faggot

>>130263531
Please stay in Mexico

>>130264181
>san diego and los angeles are cool
Mexican confirmed

>>130264181
>san diego and los angeles are cool
I heard they're really hot because Californians don't understand the basic concepts of Civil Engineering and don't plant a tree or two every block and just put asphalt on top of asphalt.

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>>130264347
too much tasty mexican tacos.
>>130264405
in that case, you will get a mexican girl soon. they worship foreigners

>>130264456
my arm?>>130263531

>>130264181
>san diego and LA are cool
Sure, if you've been bathed in smog since birth and don't know what fresh air tastes like. Fuck those places and LA especially, I threw up when I got off the plane because I'd never encountered such disgusting air. Never again.

>>130264307
Don't talk shit about my city, esse. I'll cut you, homes.

>>130264520
Implying that I like fat spiks

>>130264520
you probably sit at a computer all day I bet if you see the sun for an hour you will be dark as fuck also the reason you showed the bottom of it

>>130264520
>too much tasty mexican tacos.
Amen to that! Some good shit down there.

>>130263219
That woman is lebanese

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California has too much forests and flowers, heaven on earth, fat texas and ppl from arizona envy you so much.

>>130264377
Are they all fat or are there plenty of cuties to go around in Guadalajara and DF?

>>130264298
Latin women love blue eyes, so if you are Germanic or Slavic you are good to go

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Why are most of you spic fucks such white wannabes? Not saying there arent white mexicans, but most of yall are obviously of indigenous bloodline, yet claim to be mostly european or spaniards descent.


Nigga, even spaniards are heavily mixed with arabs and moors, so even if you're 50% spaniard you're probably 20% white at best.

>>130264676
>>130263531
>Texas fat

>>130264307
Downtown LA is trash, the area outside of LA to the south is better in general. Also pretty much most places outside of LA are better to a certain extent, with a few exceptions of some places.

>>130264573
You can't be serious, it's terrible in downtown LA, anon.

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>>130264721
chicanas are all ugly and fat, such horrible creatures. woman from North Mexico and west master race.

Why are most of you spic fucks such white wannabes? Not saying there arent white mexicans, but most of yall are obviously of indigenous bloodline, yet claim to be mostly european or spaniards descent.

thats not true.

A 2012 study published by the Journal of Human Genetics Y chromosomes found the deep paternal ancestry of the Mexican mestizo population to be predominately European (64.9%)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexicans#MtDna_and_y_DNA_studies

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>>130264676
>>130264814
Oh the irony I have family in from Texas this week, and they tell me the part they live by is filled with nothing but FAT MEXICANS.

>>130264676
Mexicans are shitty and diseased, they let their women die on the street and no one envies them. A Mexican would die for the chance to go to Arizona or Texas, but they definitely prefer California for some reason...

>>130264999
Then what is a good big city with hwhite qts my man?

>>130264721
Go to second tier cities like Aguascalientes or Durango. I have to go to AC every quarter and there are tons of qt3.14s.
t. Houston

>>130265087
Guadalajara and Culiacan.

>>130263333
Quads confirm. /pol/ is a bunch of racist brown larpers.

>>130265158
Ah, I will check out Guadalajara. I have a Mexican friend who lives there summers and strikes out with women but his head is shaped like a butternut squash so hopefully I am lucky

>>130265103
Am I more or less likely to get beheaded in a second tier city?

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>>130264957
>You can't be serious
Obviously.

>>130265319
>Am I more or less likely to get beheaded in a second tier city?
Can't answer you there. I've only been to Aguascalientes, Guadalajara and Durango. Naturally stay out of the barrios and shady areas. The only way you get into deep shit like that is when you start asking for drugs and stuff. Just common sense t.bh

>>130265179
Go ask the ghosts of Rhodesia or the Boers if they'd rather have had Mexicans become a majority, or niggers.

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>>130264587

In reality you only have access to shit if your market value is also low, a poor fat obese is a loser in the dating market anywhere. If you look alright and make bank, you're going to do well in any developing country, its the flat out nature of reproduction for gold diggers

Would I blend in in a Mexican city as a brown hair green eyed guy or would I be obviously foreign? Assuming I dressed "like a Mexican" and spoke perfect Spanish

>>130265665
>that pic
Never trust an Asian's appearance unless she's just out of the shower

>>130265798
yes. they would think that you are a northern white mexican or spanish.

>>130266068
Quickest way to piss off a Mexican in Mexico?

>>130266068
Are there a lot of real Spanish (like born in Spain) in Mexico?

>>130263219
Where the fuck is my extra guac, you fucking spic? These taquitos are dry as shit! Also, where the fuck is the tapatio, you border jumping wetback.

Who is like a conservative comedian or radio host or celebrity or politician or something in Mexico that is actually pro-wall, anti-immigration to USA, etc? In American media they say there aren't any but there have to be. And also it can't be that 100% of the population supports illegal immigration to the United States. It just does not seem possible considering some people would have to have national pride and want people to stay in the country to make it better.

>>130266280
Tapatio is babby's first hot sauce. Cholula is the patrician's choice

>>130266224
yes.

since 1492-2017

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaniards_in_Mexico

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Why do Mexican men toss used toilet paper around the outside of the toilet in public restrooms?

>>130266143
call him joto, pendejo, maricon or indio

>>130266525
because we throw used papers in bins in our bathrooms.

>>130263531
wtf is wrong with ur hand ur thumb curls like a vine and ur fingers are as red as sausages, i cant tell if thats the back or front of ur hand

>>130266525
The story I've always heard is their toilet plumbing can not handle the paper

>>130266657
im dying of diabetes.

>>130266499
Are you an Indio, Sambo, mestizo, Castillo, or Spanish?

>>130263219
The wife and I are watching that movie on vhs as we speak

>>130266733
spanish
>>130266823
nice, tell her what do they thing about mexicans.

>>130266720
ive never seen diabetic hand this bad, the contrast in ur skin is a marvel

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>>130266823
>VHS

>>130266823
She's half spic

>>130266437
pls answer mr mexican man

>>130266970
it was chocolate cookies.

>>130263859
Why Isn't there more public outcry about corruption and cartels in Mexico? Why isn't there like a political party that would run and win on fighting corruption and ending organised crime. Its it that PRI is ruling for over 50 years or something? Also why is Mexico so impoverished you guys didn't have Communism like we did so what gives ?

>>130266904
Oops I ment the half spic thing for you pack

>>130266607
So you have a worker class of browner mexicans that pick your shit up?

Eye opening thread OP...

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>>130266977
Vhs master race

>>130266980
50+ and still sexy as hell

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Any hope that a wall will help your shit government stop letting it's citizens be killed? When is the next school bus full of college kids going to be murdered?

>>130267060
no its not! that is your blood pooling in your fingertips, you have shitty circulation

>>130267134
I still have mine and use it for a little nostalgia. I have Indiana Jones, the Last Crusade and it's cool seeing a late 80s Pepsi ad before the movie.

>>130267070
no because cartels are not in all mexico and cartel is more a yellow american media thing. corruption is a cancer
>>130267095
im middle class, not rich.>>130267209
all mexican murders are thanks to american guns, I hope that wall help us to stop ak47s from your country>>130267266
am im gonna die?

>>130265629
It wasn't niggers that did them in. It white people who didn't live around niggers.

>>130263219
Do you like TexMex food or does it offend you?

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>>130267374
no, you might actually be in the early stages of diabetes though, that could be blood vessel damage from increased glucose in your bloodstream damaging your vessels. check your neck: do you have these dark skin spots? its a sign of insulin resistance. how much do you weigh?

>>130267520
As a Texan, I also want to know this.

>>130267520
>offend me

and burritos are mexican not tex mex.>>130267523
I dont.

76 kgs.

>>130267374
Yep, I'm hip Democrats spin it as keeping Mexicans out wich in fairness Mexico is fucking with our elections. But it is also to keep the USA crazy from fucking you guys as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvBF2uZJ9uI

>>130267287
Got a bunch of ol recorded shit from back in the day commercials are the best

>>130263219
What super power would you NOT want?

>>130267374
This one really gets my goat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkvsE5Xitrs&t=5s

>>130263219
Who has claim to Salma Hayek, Mexico or Lebanon?

>>130267287
Duuuuuuuude my parents have the same one! That ad cheesy but fucking awesome.

>>130267616
i dont know whats wrong with ur hands i feel like its not right, it looks like the skin is extremely tight on your fingers.

>>130267727
Arab Mexican. Not bright on economics but still has the ability to see the hypocrisy of liberals.

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>>130263219

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Is Desperado an accurate depiction of the average day in Mexico?

>>130267713
fuck lupe moreno, she deserved to get raped and murder by a bad hombre, she has to go abck to mexico

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p01aVSUwsss

RUBEN DESERVED IT BITCH, GET OVER IT LUPE FATTY MORENO.

>>130267868
In some towns yes.
>>130267858
que pasa padre. como esta el sabado en madrid? no hay muchos latin kings?

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>>130267899
I guess you still don't get it. She is American. This is I guess what you don't understand. Keep your favelas the American dream is something you can't understand.

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>>130268032
lupe
moreno

MEXICAN

KEK

>>130267632
Same here. Got a whole box full of recorded games shows and HBO movies.
>>130267740
Haha yep!
Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDO6iNafSek
I stand corrected, it's a diet coke commercial

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>>130268083
This, this is why whites need to get ready.

>>130268178
Is LUPE MORENO American folks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kru0jSJhyQQ

>>130267967
What is the most common thing people complain about day to day ? In my country its quality of road infrastructure and the weather.

>>130268270
corruption, lack of good education, poverty and crime.

today at night I was driving and the lights were all dark and nobody is doing something to fix them

>>130268270
money mostly, basically 80% of the population is poor. i think food prices are going up as well.

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>>130268244
Yep, Don't forget it. If it helps to remember here is a quote "FUCK OFF WE ARE FULL".

>>130268504
shes a contemptuous person, but she is speaking the truth. her family has been here for generations, she may be trashy, but she still has a right to fight for her home.

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>>130268623
Don't need to convince me of that OP needs a red pill though.

op how old r u im guessing ur like 21

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>>130268504
YES. you owe us half country, not enjoy cultural enrichment.

>>130268623
0/10

>>130263219
del norte o sur?

>>130268994
mexico isnt her home anymore, her family was probably annexed legally along with many other tejanos in the 1800s. they are american as far as america is concerned.

>>130268995
I always wondered why isn't Mexico as well off as Canada or the US. Mexico has fertile land, natural resources, good geographical location.Do Mexicans have a explanation for it?

>>130263531

california is shit, try somewhere else

>>130263219
I need my grass cut are you available on Tuesday?

>>130269357
yes we have the answer, there is a lot of corruption

>>130267858
the artist forgot the girl's mustache

>>130269357
Do you want me to explain our history from the beginning or next level corruption will suffice your answer?

>>130263531
You cant bee a 100% anything in mexico you nigger you have at least some percentage of disgusting indian in you.

any that loves California are either two things

>Illegal
>Democrat

I live in that shit hole because of family once that's no longer the issue i'll be moving to an actual USA loving state, not no world pandering bullshit commie state.

>>130269357
>Yeah Mexicans have an explanation for it and it's called the Drug Trade, and murder along with terror and i can go on bro.

>>130263219
Real questions I need answering please.
How tall are your doors?
How tall are your average women there?

>>130269640
Well, there must be a historical reason for the endemic corruption that Mexico is facing today. If you have the time, you could summarize briefly what historical events led to Mexico being in a state it is right now.

>>130269816
Yeah, but i'm assuming people didn't turn to drug trade for income on day one after Mexico independence. Something must have happened through the course of history that led to this state. Like in the 50s or 60s Did Mexico had all these problems back then?

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>>130268894
Just remember you brought it on yourself.

>>130263531
>I love california, someday I will live there
Oh, fuck off. Can't you beans find somewhere else to go? There are other places on this planet you know.

>>130271393
washington.

>>130263219
Why do all mexicans have taco meat for brains?

>>130271566
I dont get it, re write your stupid question.

>>130263219
How does it feel to be Mexican?

>>130271722
una total mierda. pudimos ser espanoles, yanquis o franceses.

>>130271683
You're proving my point

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>>130271888
we dont eat only tacos.

>>130270008
I will try to make the summary as short as possible. (Part 1)
>Spain conquer Mexico, we are now a new colony
>Spaniard became the ruling class obviously
>Below them where the Castizos (basically Spaniards born in Mexico), even tho they had pure spanish blood, they did not had the same rights for being born in Mexico and thus never could hold any position of power
>They where basically just treated a little better than the Meztizos (sons of natives and Spaniards), thus animosity grew between them and the Spaniards
>Castizos basically orchestrated the independence to get hold of the power they felt was denied to them but because they where so few in number they brought in Meztizos and natives
>Independence won, now these people want to rule the place but infighting about how they should do it took place
>Not to mention now Meztizos wanted to be treated as equals, thus many social groups where formed, endless backstabbing took place as some people wanted Mexico to be an empire and others a republic between other options

>>130269291
0/10

>>130270008
>>130272066
>The first empire lasted like three years, the coronation alone bankrupt the whole country
>Backstabbing and infighting for control became the norm until we got a republic for good
>The political party in control became a dictatorship that while it brought Mexico to the first world for a moment it literally sold it's people to foreign powers
>That sparked the revolution, after that little change since at this point in time the ruling class (political parties) where only fighting for power and control to give themselves the lives of kings
And that's basically how we came to be, from the very begging it has been nothing but infighting and backstabbing for power between the ruling class weakening the whole country in the process, the last nail in the coiffing was NAFTA, a paper who made rich those who signed it in hopes of being allowed into the big American boy club fucking up our local economy. To this day politicians still steal from the states they govern and move to other countries, those who want to go against the grain end up joining for the corruption net it's too fucking big or dead.

Note that I oversimplify the whole thing.

Did you have a good day ? :3

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>>130272191
I went to buffalo wild wings, juicy steak burguer master race.

>>130264676
A fat liberal, 100% (((White))) mexican who plans to move to san diego, or los angeles...
I hope the homies in your neighborhood dont recognize you as one of them and either, beat the shit out of you, or fuck with you daily.

How do you cope with the heat ?

>>130272529
Before we had big ass sombreros, now we just drink water and use sunscreen, still only a part of the country gets really hot

>>130272529
I live in north mexico in the desert, we had today 43 C. We dont go outside till the sunset.

>>130272613
Whats the best place to live in Mexico? Is there a city, region that more or less looks like US or Europe?

>>130272935
Mexico city
Guadalajara
Monterrey
Puebla
Aguascalientes
Leon
Guanajuato

>>130272935
Depends, do you want big city or country life?
For city life you got Guadalajara, Monterrey and Mexico City. The second one has a tricky weather and the third sometimes the smog it's so much you can't go outside, all have awful traffic.

Many Americans settle in touristic zones, just avoid the far south and some states in the north, while they generate most of the money in the country and supposedly it's where most of the "white" Mexicans live, most of the cartel problems are there.

>>130273701
>cartel problems are there

Michoacan
Guerrero
Veracruz
CJNG
Estado de Mexico

>>130273874
Remember when Juarez had a higher rate of murders than those shitholes in the middle east?

>>130273986
>had

now is your backyard Acapulco.

>>130273986
Is gun ownership as popular as in US?

>>130275218
No guns here unless you are a soldier or a criminal.

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>>130263219
>Posts a Leb

At least post a REAL Latina

>>130263219

I am a Chicano trust fund baby. My great grand parents came from Mexico.

Anyway, I get $2,700 USD per month. Would I be able to live well?

I would like live in teenage domestic help that fuck on the side. Can this be a thing?

>>130275472
What did you think about the movie SICARIO ? Was it offensive? Accurate? somewhat true ?

>>130271812
>Spaniards, burgers or frogs
>any better
wew

>>130263219
Why is your culture so fucked

>>130275591
>Latina

That word, I don't think half the world even knows what that means....

Stop using that term for shitskin half-Hispanics.

Latin implies they are roman.

>>130275472
Then everyone has guns there

>>130263531
Lose some kilos fatty.

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>>130276368
SEE PIC RELATED

>>130263219
how old was your sister when she got pregnant?

>>130263219
What's your favorite Pokémon?