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Hello everyone. I am a paid shill. Some might call me a professional. For the last year and a half I have been posting on this site, and in this part of the forum especially, every single day for hours a day.

Most likely, if you frequent 4chan, you have seen my posts.

Ask me anything.
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prove it.
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>>130249520


who cares
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Is there a retirement plan? Dental? HMO? Paid vacations? Profit sharing?
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>>130249656
I don't need to. My bank account gets filled up every month, that's proof enough for me.
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>>130249738
No, no, no, no, and no.
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>>130249520
My question is why?
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>>130249801
Any stock options? How filled up does your bank account get?
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>>130249860
Underage larper detected
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>>130249876
It's because I have a tiny penis. All shills do.
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>>130249801
Im not telling you to prove to yourself, jackoff.

prove it to us, or else youre just a larping fucktard.
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>>130249953
Shill with a tiny penis detected.
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>>130249520
>Hello everyone. I am a paid shill. Some might call me a professional. For the last year and a half I have been posting on this site, and in this part of the forum especially, every single day for hours a day.
>Most likely, if you frequent 4chan, you have seen my posts.
>Ask me anything.


I don't have a question, I just wanted to thank you for your service. We could not have gotten Trump elected without you.
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>>130249520
Nothing you say matters without proof jackass.
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>>130249998
Larping is... live action role-playing.

I think if you're on the computer, it can just be considered role-playing... But shills do use computers...

Hrm, this is a conundrum.
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>>130249520
Do you push a certain political interest?
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>>130249876

Use your real flags with some sense of dignity you fucking cowards. Only kikes need to hide their nationality...
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>>130250065
oh no, I let down Hillary-Sama.
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>>130250119
Yes. I'm basically paid money to shit all over the American people's best interests.
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>>130250170
>>>130250065 (You)
>oh no, I let down Hillary-Sama.

Yes, that's what I said; Thank you for your service. Can you not read, faggot?
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>>130250083
yeah. youre fake

sage.
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>>130250303
Jesus Christ, you're simple.
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>>130250336
Well duh, of course I'm fake.

I'm a fucking shill, what did you expect?
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>>130250132
Unless they get constantly put down for the country they just happen to be visiting kek
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>>130249520
What's a non-white country that must receive immigration?
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>>130250470
Judea.
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>>130250241
Were you that BLM flag poster in that Shapiro topic?
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>>130249520

Good lord your life must be sad. Have you thought about making it better by converting to Christianity? It's the only thing that's going to save you from the insanity this world seems to be embracing now.
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why does this picture never fail to make me uncomfortable
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>>130250606
BLACK KEKS MATTER.

I'm here to represent the majority of black men who want to be cuck'd by white men.

So many black men want to have their African wives railed by a white man while they look on in existential agony.

#istandwithblackcucks
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>>130250617
I follow the teachings of Aleister Crowley.

Or Styxhexenhammer666.

Whichever.
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Who do you work for and what methodologies do you employ. Just disrupt, or push new stuff?
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>>130250880
Generally, as a shill, the basic protocol is to take out your tiny, shriveled penis and to punch yourself in the nutsack repeatedly while exclaiming,

"GOD BLESS THE CHOSEN PEOPLE"
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>>130250392


Go on...
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>>130251104
Oh god. "Too Smart To Win".

The media really has gone utterly fucking batshit over this past election.

I mean, really, if people didn't trust the media before, they sure as fuck don't now.

And the media is just doubling down and doubling down.
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>>130250870

Sorry, I don't know who either of those people are (except I see that "Styx" guy being posted here a lot, I've never paid him any mind though).

Well, if you're ever feeling like you're just not in a right spot, give it a try (Christianity). It certainly can't hurt given how degenerate society's becoming nowadays. At the very least, it'll give you some psychological release in a time of complete madness.
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>>130249520
What makes you think that you will actually change people's opinions here? Also who/what organization is paying you?
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>>130249520
sage
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>>130251633
Who am I being paid by?

Black people pay me.

Just black people.
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>>130251260

do you legit hate the right?

or ar you just in it for the money?
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>>130249520
why the fuck do you make everything so obvious? (theoretically speaking to a shill; I expect this is a shitpost)
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>>130249520

Gheh, speaking about lotr. Check out pic related.
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>>130252157
Shitpost...? Nooooooo~
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>>130252368
That guy had to be baiting. There's just no way...
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>>130253089
He knows.
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>>130249520
How can I post something anti-Trump and not get called a shariablue shill? Seriously, this shit is approaching T_D levels of Trump worship. I don't get paid to say I don't like him, I just don't like him!
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>>130253725
Don't say anything.
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>>130253861
Sadly you are probably correct. I could state the plainly obvious (Trump has bad hair) and get 14 (You)s calling me a shill, refuting the fact that he has bad hair, calling me delusional, etc. I think you all won here. They hate shills more than they like Trump.
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>>130249801
>I won't prove my own bullshit
At least put some effort into your shit posts. Sage
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>>130255258
No
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>>130249520
How much did you get paid.

I'm considering of changing my job to shill, and I will buy bitcoin with my shill money.
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>>130249520
what does david brocks dick taste like?
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sage shill threads
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>>130249520
LARPing fagget

Sage
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