/CPD/ Thread: Reports of Fireworks and Fighting

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Bump for Friday night

Evening, Roberts.

>Wife hit Husband with baseball bat

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82 degrees in Chicago atm
shits gonna get real brutal real fast

It's 83F in Chicago.


Shit's probably going to get real tonight lads, Get a drink and get comfy

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Think there will be Philando Castile related chimpouts?

People are fighting in the rear

>>130237102
Most likely.


More black on white violence then usual probably.

I would hate to live in Chicongo as a white man

>>130237102
Not if Soros doesn't pay

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>Male Black walking around with a gun

Chicagoan here. Evenin' Roberts

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>>130235469

Have a bump,. Roberts.

>You need backup for this one
>Alarm at OfficeMax going off

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evening Roberts... getting comfy

>children on the roof of the abandoned building

Robert!!

>>130238877
That's because It's a woman cop

What tickets sales is this woman talking about

>unknown male spraying a chemical in the hallway
>it's burning her skin

GOT AN EMERGENCY

Dispatcher is freaking out

oven cleaner? or saddam hussein?

>Is Officer Butler ok?

Robert better be ok

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Shift Change

Now it gets good

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CPD = BEST PD
>btw who ready for chimpmas?

>there's a lot of debris and a lot of oil

Special episode tonight, roberts, from your friends over in St. Paul:
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1ZkJzyrkXrLGv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANj8yaXryPI

Scanner here:
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13544/web

>>130240706
any good chimpenings over there so far?

>>130240888
soon, riots expected within the hour

>Male Black
>Threatening people at a McDonalds

>male his panic possibly drunk or high at the dunkin donuts

>>130241014
Watch for when/if the whites leave the group. Until that happens they're just going to be boring. Do you think it's too late to call Ben Garrison?

>Gangbangers shooting fireworks at people

>male black age 10-12 walking around selling candy, caller thinks someone may have knocked him down and stolen his candy

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Evening Roberts just got here

What did I miss?

Any mass chimp outs yet?

>gunshot wounds to the hand, arm, back and sternum
>serious condition

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>>130241580

>several kids on top of school's roof setting off fireworks

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>>130235469
> reports of a 10 year old black boy coming in, he's been pushed over and some of his candy taken

I thought this was Chicago was a rough place?

>employee is refusing to leave, throwing bottles at caller's car

>>130242720
Employee has to be
>Black Male

>intoxicated male drove into yard, now the husband is holding him to prevent him from leaving

>>130242778
>male black
>employed

Think about what you just said, anon. It's probably a beaner.

>>130242416
this guy knows how to live

>aggressive pit bull running loose, male his panic is the owner

>male black trying to fight security at a movie theater

>Two male blacks detained at Movie Theater
>One trying to fight security

>40 people on rooftop refusing to leave

40 ppl on roof top ppl not going home .....missing person...

WE INTERRUPT YOUR REGULAR ROBERTS FOR DINDUS MARCHING ON FREEWAY
https://livestream.com/unicornriot/yanezverdict

>>130243460
Its Minnesota, they will not be removed

>>130243460
>friday night chicongo coonery and BLM chimpout on at the same time

We have reached maixmum comfy.

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>>130243460
>people deliberately stopping up the freeway/infrastructure in defense of muh feelings

RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RUN THEM THE FUCK OVER DONT STOP FUCK THESE INCONSIDERATE CUNTS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS

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> we have reach max level of coonery extremely comfy

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Need to gas them on the highway again

>female white standing in the alley smoking crack

>>130243460
>no one is laying on the horn and rolling through
fucking enablers

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>SEVEN
>SEVEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>>130235469
>white male and female smoking crack in an allyway

Fake news.

>>130244798
There's never a muslim with a truck when you need one.

>something on fire in the alley
>lots of calls about it

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>get home
>check /pol/
>see minneapolis chimpout live thread
>see /cpd/ thread
>choose /cpd/

Good to be home, Robert.

> CPD BEST PD
they have mike pence on the live feed now boring

>THANK YOU FOR YOUR HARD WORK!

polite dispatch!

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>>130245274
Spics with pipes tonight

Watch out Robert

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>>130243460
show them you're pissed; go play on the freeway

Woman shot up?

Did I hear that right

>>130245904
window shot up

>male hispanic displayed a weapon and shot at them

>gail says she tried to kill herself several times

>>130246332
Isn't that a job for the suicide hotline and not the police?

Fire is lazy

>>130245904
>>130245956
cpd emotional rollercoaster

>update in st. paul
Nogs currently lined up against riot police
https://livestream.com/unicornriot/yanezverdict

>traffic stop on the way to DOA

busy fucking night

>group of 15 drinking and being disruptive
>male overdosed, receiving CPR

>>130246737
I do appreciate the updates, anon. You are allowing me to stay up to date while max comfy

>>130235469
Who's Robert?

>shots fired on 1st floor

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>>130246854

>>130246854
Every Chicago cop is called Robert to hide their real names

>three kids broke into a bank
>not the ATM vestibule

>St. Paul update
Unlawful Assembly has been called, orders to disperse have been given. T-Minus 5 minutes to disperse
https://livestream.com/unicornriot/yanezverdict

>Male black
>Threw pregnant woman down the stairs

towin the cars from the festival

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ADHA?

>habitual missing
>asthma
>ADHD
>depression
>on prozac

I work in the ghetto in Detroit unfortunately and I have a job where I get to interact with all the high level drug dealers (I work at a jewelry store) so I've learned a lot from the niggers.


Apparently fireworks cover up gunfire well so around holidays like the 4th, new year. ect..drug dealers will put their contracts out on other drug dealers and other gang members so the gunfire goes unnoticed.

>a barking dog

>>130247613
Thank god. Tear gas and flash grenades imminent.

>>130247877
you forgot
>two suicide attempts

>belmont&sheffeild Hit & run

>12 year old selling candy on the street

LOCK HIS ASS UP

>male black 10 or 12 selling candy @ grand & state

>>130247613
they just made the 2nd 5 min warning

>>130242416
the candy case has been re-opened

>>130248318
a lot of that candy is rock candy if you get my Tokyo drift

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cozy riot wife for you roberts

>>130248671
roberta

WAIFUUUUUUUU

>>130248671
I'd let her extend my baton, If you catch my drift.

>>130248671
>she's married

>the riverwalk's being cleared right now

>>130236932

Chimpcagoan here. The weather is just perfect.

Brb going to make some crime

>>130248001
Owo what's this here??
Interesting.

>Male Black
>Stealing out of cars

WEZ WAZ KINGS ... turn out to be white sjws... live cam update

>suspicious males with a bag on the ground
>one is a fat manlet

>Gang of people stomping on a male

>Male Black
>Punching SUV full of people, he is chasing them

>man down
>seems to be in distress
>not responsive

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Riot Update: pic related

>>130251714
literal gay nigger jews

Evening Roberts.

Hows my shithole city treating everyone?

I'm new to this. Can someone define Robert, keys, Adam, etc?

>>130252150
>Male black
>Threw pregnant woman down the stairs

>male hispanic displayed a weapon and shot at them

>man down
>seems to be in distress
>not responsive

Normal Night so far

>Two Shots Fired

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literal kangz

>>130252239
Robert designates a car.

Each district is divided into sectors and each sector has beats. For example 16th district sector 3 beat 4 would be the 1634 car. If there is just one car in 1634 it will be designated on the radio as 1634 or 1634 robert. When theres more than one its goes by Adam but that applies to the "tac" units which are gang and drug enforcement plain clothes. Another example would be the 16th tac team which is identifed by number 1667 usually but since there are more than one car its 1667 Adam, 1667 Boy, 1667 Charlie and so on.


Keys are the button you use to talk into the radio and they often get stuck on things or gear so dispatch will tell officers to check them.

Shitcongo resident and LEO. Hope that helps.

>>130253078
My man. Thank you very much.
Anything else I should know?

nigger are like a plague and get comfyyyy

>>130253545
This scanner feed everyones using is delayed by about 45 seconds and its scanning the whole city so not everything is from the same area. If you arent familiar with the city you can pull up a district map to see where everythings coming from.

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posting st. paul roberts

>3 people shot

> drag racers

>>130254945
Theyre the shittuest excuse for racers youve ever seen. City made a big deal about it a year ago.

>>130255172
Any accidents?

>wedding at the planetarium
>1 shot fired at west Grenshaw

>>130255359
5 years ago it was very low key and legitimate nice and fast cars were running around the citty. But recently it got attention on social media and every fucktard boy racer with moms car wanted to be on lower wacker or at ozinga. There were lots of accidents and some deaths leading up to the city cracking down on it.

>>130255633
Squints and beans, beans and squints. Ain't no rollin without dat tint.

>>130255797
It went from going to see races to going so you can bet on which beaner is gonna total his civic.

>>130256420
Even racing has been tainted by niggers

>st. paul update
Arrests being made, one man beat with baton, chimping occuring
https://livestream.com/unicornriot/yanezverdict

>gunshot wound to the left back
>stable is not a condition

>homicide victim on scene
>many shell casings
>multiple weapons on scene

>>130235469
who the fuck is robert? what does that mean? and fuck chicago. i hope all the niggers and shit stain libs are bitchered

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>>130258143
i discovered google and figured it out. i am smarts

>>130258143
>>130253078

https://twitter.com/WeWuzMetokur/status/875944291079737344
It's over lads

>>130258529
AAAAHAHAHHAA


>beats chest

st paul crowd got shut down
pretty sure CPD dispatch just said
>5 shots fired
>male leaning over roof, knocking on the caller's window

>suspicious person
>this one's kind of interesting
>male is leaning off the roof knocking caller's window

Spidernig?

>caller says female white just hit her

>female in a silver dress just planted trees and is letting her kids swing on the trees

>5'9 285 pound corpse

I'm guessing the killer was diabeetus.

>person shot

>kids congregating in the parking lot of Shiller School
>6 gunshots fired in 11th district

>shots fired west of the district

>female screaming loudly in the alley

F

8000 gun murders in the US annually, 800 in "gun free" Chicago

>>130260049
B L A C K E D

>heard 10 shots
>they're still shooting

> ten shots

>10 shots over 2 tickets
>ford focus and SUV hit each other but there are no people to be seen
>caller brittney heard 1 shot fired

>girl bought a hot dog and now the restaurant owner is yelling at her

life is pain

>friend bought a hot dog
>now the owner of the restaurant is swearing at her
>all she did was buy a hot dog

>7 males in front fired shots [unknown amount]

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>TEN
>TEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>cars circling the block looking for prostitutes

>black car
>silver BMW
>maroon SUV
>circling the block looking for prostitutes

>we need another car for a prisoner transfer to the hospital
>yeah we stand by I'm a little busy right now

>3 lasers were pointed at aircraft

wat

>three lasers were being pointed at aircraft

Tyrone gonna get fucked by the FAA.

>>130262182
UFOs vs. Male Black
intergalactic nig warfare

>bunch of bangers on the corner
>caller can hear a dog whining

>>130263101
F

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>>130251714
Pic related did a speech about how America is now Africa and white people need green cards. The lower image is based Minnesota Roberts hauling him off to jail.

>male caller said he got hit in the head with a bottle

unlawful glassing

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What's up CPD?
How do you like your coffee?

>>130263499

Like the most criminal race

>>130263499
Black. Id get fatter otherwise because i regularly consume multiple pots per day.

>shirtless homeless male sleeping in the flower bed
>called in of security officer tyrone
>sounds comfortable I've got to try that

>male black in a new york yankees shirt got kicked out of the bar
>said he's going to come back and shoot up the place

>>130263499
Checked
Also, use a shitton of grounds, put entire pot in fridge and load with ice sugar and cream

>>130263982
As a Yankee fan I understand the sentiment . Literally blowing two late game leads to the literal A's.

>he can't be driving recklessly
>he's in the drivethrough at mcdonalds playing loud music out of his car

>ghandi got punched in the face

>battery report
>Gandhi punched in the face

>the boyfriend dragged her with the vehicle

>>130264192
>be nonviolently protesting
>get punched

after the St Paul protest tonight, maybe this is the right way to deal with lawbreakers

>heard a loud boom
>saw a male running away

First time tuning in.
Comfy af.

>guy just shot at the train

>5 shots fired at Clark and Division
>man at the red line firing shots

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Is every other message "shots fired"?

>man wearing no pants or shirt trying to kick door in

>kicking at the door trying to get in
>described as wearing no shirt or pants

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things are getting out of control

> Not wearing shirt or pants so I guess he's naked.

>male beating up a female in the street

Big trouble at the sushi bar

>male just ran into the lobby and refuses to leave
>says he was shot at
>has no shirt

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Fresh Friday Night Love

>jeff wayne was beaten and robbed by two male blacks

>chef says he was beat up by female black offenders

>two male blacks with rainbow glowsticks
I think I heard that right, but it's so fucking goofy I can't tell.

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Made something special for you boys

>caller heard about 30 shots

>male hispanic slashing people
>male black with gunshot wound to right shoulder, in critical condition

>male black was just knocked out of his wheelchair
>14 y/o with gunshot wounds to neck and chest

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Touched it up again

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>>130267173
not bad, but it could use a mustache taking up some space

>shots fired, blood and shell casings on the ground

Shots fired blood on ground. Sweet home chicago

>>130267517
The summer of rage is starting early it seems

>Oscar's sister just got knocked out by 3 male blacks at Fullerton and Milwaukee

>caller says they threw him to the ground, put a gun to his head and took everything from his pockets

>"a dark minivan is circling the block, possibly trying to steal catalytic converters"

>male hispanic with gunshot wound to hand

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>13-20 shots fired at Oakley

>>130270067
>>male hispanic with gunshot wound to hand
better to the hand than the dick, heyjackass rackin em up lately