Old man claims to be Adolf Hitler and about to drop Massive Red Pill

>>130234190
Big if true

>>130234190
looks nothing like him but ok

>>130234190
nose shape is completely different.

>>130234190
Checks out

Different nose.

There's also no way Hitler would live so long with all his health issues.

>>130234306
>>130234341
keep in mind once you turn '128' everything starts to sag and change shape, im not sure what to think of it, im hoping its true

>>130234341
nose/ear-lobes keep growing into old age

>>130234393
nose and ears grow until death

Oldest man ever: Hitler

Seems legit

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>>130234585

>>130234190
>128

humans can only live to be about 115 years old. lets cut the old man in half and count his rings.

im napoleon, AMA

>>130234585
kek, talk about a middle finger to zimmergoldbergman

Green Blue eyes?!?

>>130234190
Only the good die young.

"Argentina is white" confirmed.

>>130234711
sup, I'm John F. Canada, founder of Canada

AMA

>>130234513
>once you turn 128

lol. Yeah because Hitler also happens to be like the oldest person ever. A sucker like you is born every day.

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>/pol/ unironically believes hitler is still alive

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>>130234190
He's just a fucking Larper

Obviously bullshit right? But could you even imagine if the real, live, actual, ADOLF HITLER was alive TODAY at 128 years of age? And he gave a TV interview?

The amount of salt produced would be enough to make a mountain large enough to just climb to fucking Mars, let alone fly there on a South African man's rocket.

Fuck off and stop giving this old shit attention
Hitler is dead regardless if he ever got out of Berlin alive or not

Ears and nose actually appear to be a match(with age) .. I would need to see a profile of his ears and I could tell you if it was him for certain

>>130234585
this
it was a huge deal when there was a woman in france who made it to 123 years ago, and she wasn't famous for anything at all

>>130234950
>eah because Hitler also happens to be like the oldest person ever.

those people in the bible lived a lot longer and didn't need secret nazi walnut sauce

>>130234971
he was but he's probably dead because of Parkinson

This board is getting dumber and dumber.

>>130234513
look at the nose dude

it went from aryan to kike

>>130234950
Nah, these things start to happen when you reach 105.

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>>130234190
Nope

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>>130235101
No one lives to be 900 years old anymore thoigh dude

>>130234190
>Mossad had proved its ambition and global reach in the past with the capture of Nazi war criminal Adolf Eichmann in 1960 in Argentina, but it has abandoned this mission over recent years
K E K
As if it's strange that (((they've))) abandoned the search for old nazis when they are all dead

>>130234190
“Sometimes, he would forget who I was and where he was. He looked like he was in trance, and he would start talking about Jews and demons. Then he’d come back to normal.”
This guy is clearly one of us

>>130234190

Does no one read the article?

>Mr. Gunterberg’s wife claims he’s not Adolf Hitler, only a senile old man who is beginning to lose his mind.

If it really was Hitler, do you think he would be stupid enough to go to some shitskin Argentinian news outlet to drop redpills? Give me a break.

The International Jewish mafia would have him killed before he could take his next breath

>>130235272
No one did in the first place. Religion is just mythology by another name.

>>130235209
i dont care if its fake.

but if this larper can convince some people i am all for it.

>>130234190
>128

How....the......FUCK?!

>>130235420
Secret Nazi technology.

>>130234985
Imagine they are able to prove genetically that he is Adolph Hitler. And then imagine Hitler comes out to support blm, feminism, gay rights, pepsi, etc

>>130235420
Nano machines son.

>>130234190
Hitler was using methamphetamines. Do you really think he could avoid cardiovascular problems for 72 years?

>nobody is noticing how it's a satirical news site like the onion

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>>130235285
This

CAPTCHA

>>130235363
my stance extactly desu. just want people to take the red pill on the holocaust...

>>130235420
Jewish science

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>>130234190

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pic related Jean-Marie Loret claimed he was Hitler's son.
His story even holds up,and he looks like Hitler's son if he ever had one.
What ya think?

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>>130234190
He looks way too happy to be living in modern society

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Spirit of Adolf Hitler coming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBcV7cYP12w

>>130235348
Hell is for ever!

>>130235542

yes

i use meth and intend to live forever

argentina is whiiiite

>>130234190
Quick were hitlers eyes green or blue?!

This doesn't help all that much seeing as his eyes are blueish green on the left but what about the right?

>>130234190
>Totally not a jew

>>130235720
Hell doesn't exist

>>130235420
longinus powers

>>130234190
please be real

>>130234950
You know nazi scientists were researching some crazy shit right?

I doubt it but if this is true it would be the most heartwarming thing ever

>>130234305
Dude with a nazi flag using r/nba memes. What a faggot

>>130235788
isnt the picture on the right colorized? what if the hue is off?

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>>130234894
hitler fucks

This thread is well on it's way to become the /dailykike/ shitpost

>>130235959
WHAT DO THE RECORDS SAY GOY- I MEAN ANCAP?!

I think that guy is an imposter.
The real one is in New Jersey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ7KP3yrXDw

>>130234718
Hitler's eyes have been described as dark blue/brownish-blue. The brown eyes is a propaganda story.

>>130235788
blue

>>130235028
>>130234393

The Right Eye Is Indicative of Parkinson...No...No....This can't be real....

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>>130234513
>once you turn 128


b8. That or kys.

Haha well all I know is that Mozart isn't alive
Everyone can calm down and forget about stuff like that.
Like, what are even the chances?
People need to be realistic

>>130234711
The original founder of "manlets never learn"

>>130234992
this everybody knows hitler died in 1978 during the ghost wars

>Parody site
>No one bothers to check

>>130236623
Whatever you fucking say you powder wigg'ed fuck.

128

>>130234190
Ears are different.
/thread

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>elongated earlobes due to ageing
>elongated and hooked nose due to ageing
>mouth isn't very similar, but he's smiling; compare to pic related
>eyebrows look like they would be a different shape
>shit teeth
>compare gap between teeth in pic related and in the supposed Hitler pic
I'd have to see him in motion.

>>130234190
hitler believed in a reich to rule over a better humanity. when he saw all was lost you better believe he killed himself. Also there are nu cucks from reddit who actually believe conjecture from that jordan qeterson guy saying "In the end hitler wanted berlin to burn to the ground". Nothing is more self serving than that statement based on some deqictions of the fire rallies and shit. Hitler died, because he was the last man willing to sacrifice himself for a world better left ungoy'd.

>>130235788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xej_SGMGA4

>>130234190
>128
>nazi science

This might be true.

>>130235711
wtf even is that?

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>>130234190
Same teeth. Literally /ourguy/

William Wallace here.

My balls itch.

Oh wait.

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>N-... NANI?

>>130235666
I mean trips pretty much seals it

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>>130237498

>>130234971
It's absolutely possible. Where are his death photos? Bird so high must have had thousands of photos and videos of his corpse. There's only one picture as i understand, without proper dna analysis.

>>130237441
Note the gap in his teeth on his face's right.

>>130237600
mirror flipped photo

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>>130234190
It's established Hitler had a heart condition and would have been lucky to make it to the 1950's

>>130237016

Hitler is in new swabia currently.

>>130237664
I mean in general with photos of him. There's always a gap in the teeth to his right.

>World News Daily Report is an American Jewish Zionist newspaper based in Tel Aviv and dedicated on covering biblical archeology news and other mysteries around the Globe.
>100 replies

>>130234585
H-He really does have superior genetics!

>>130237081
This.

Hitler spent his life turning Germany into a new Roman Empire, and in the end, he fell on his sword in the fashion of a Roman general facing capture.

>>130237081
>"In the end hitler wanted berlin to burn to the ground"
P.S. This is all based on the testimony of the traitor Speer, who was a pathological liar and was willing to say anything to save himself.

In addition to being a chronic asskisser of jews for the rest of his life, he published accounts of the other National Socialists that even cuck historians say is out of character and implausible.

>>130237683
Just like it's established that he had a micro penis?
Stop falling for jew stuff.

>>130234190
>Ms. Martinez claims her husband never spoke about Hitler until approximately two years ago when he began showing signs of Alzheimer’s disease.
Too good to be true.
Incoming book.

>>130238370
>Thinking it was the Jews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w3nsAaOpq4

>>130234190

>people keep posting this satirical article
>/pol/ keeps falling for it

every time

>>130235926
there has to be at least 5 of us that like basketball and hate nogs and joooos at the same time.

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>>130237333
Diget confirmed. It's him.

>>130235505
lost at pepsi

>>130234971

yeah all of pol definitely believes this, you're absolutely right.

What I don't understand is why the Media is literally mocking a 128 year old man. At that age there is zero chance your brain is functioning properly; yet they just NEED those clicks, so they're going to report the ramblings as real news. It's quite disgusting.

>>130234949
Nobody cares faggot

if it is hitler he didnt tell a soul until his brain turned to mush and started firing off secrets

>>130234190
Why isn't he a drug addict with a neurological disease like Hitler was?

There was a reason they didn't assassinate Hitler.. His successor would have been healthier and more competent.

hitler had parkinsons and didn't want to see a world under jewish control. he wen't down with his ship.

What would /pol/ do if he came out and was truly not dead?

>>130234190
What a cheap twist. What kind of hack is writing this world?

>>130239316
>Implying there was just someone lying around that was greater in every aspect than Hitler

It is inevitable that any great leader will have sufficiently great flaws.

>>130239401
Join his new Schutzestaffe en masse.

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>>130235505
holy shit, just imagine that classic hitler accent saying: 'fuck trump'.

>>130239401
Set a gofundme and send him prepaid pizza of course

I want a C U T E flag!

>>130235720
>for ever

>>130234190
>128 year old man

>>130239401
autist mass immigration/quest to argentina

>>130235505
wtf, I hate hitler now

>>130234190
what a fgt

>>130239643
Argentina would become white

The true red-pill:

Hitler was the bastard son of Rothschild.

>>130234341
Could of had a nose job at any point in the last 50 years to help conceal his identify.
But given Hitler's documented health problems it's nearly impossible he'd live to 128.

>>130235823

>What is the middle east and africa?

>>130239316
>There was a reason they didn't assassinate Hitler
Are you fucking retarded, or did you just not know about the dozen or so attempts at assassination that failed?

The reason that the allies never assassinated Hitler was because Hitler's security forces were too effective.

Also, Hitler wasn't a drug addict. They found painkillers in his doctor's medicine bag and started that rumor. Literally every doctor carried painkillers.

Also, literally every long-term decision Hitler made was the right one. I know you're referring to halting the drive on Moscow, because that is what every retard is referring to when they say "Hitler wasn't competent." To which I say, Germany needed to occupy the oilfields to continue the war, as it had become a war of attrition, and Moscow had been fortified; the German army risked being overextended and encircled and Moscow was no longer attackable at the time this decision was made.

>>130238756
nogs and joooos ruined basketball

>>130235666
Oh shit

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>>130238505
>Be Hiitler
>Hide it for decades
>get dementia
>forget my fabricated life sometimes
>fucking jews

>>130239205
There's no one on this planet who's 128 years old.

There's a reason why no one takes you /pol/virgins seriously

>>130235101
Wasn't Methusula over 500?

>>130234190
>Not my president

>>130239950
>Also, literally every long-term decision Hitler made was the right one.
P.S. The Stalingrad airdrop failed because Goering lied to Hitler and gave him faulty information.

>>130234305
huge if factual

>>130237016
Actually the mouth and teeth are strikingly similar

>>130234190
>pol is now taking the ramblings of an old man with dementia seriously

>>130239890
Candy land compared to the hell that is the Straya

>>130240143
Hey don't talk about Ron Paul that way.

>>130239950
How do you explain his decision to go against Romel's wishes to split the tank division on D-day to the possible invasion locations, rather than hold them back and send them where they were needed once they knew where the allies landed?

I mean, I like Hitler alright, but I feel like that was a strategic mistake that very well could have costed the war.

>>130240123
I said that the teeth were similar (i.e. gap on Hitler's right).
Hard to tell with lips because, well, he's old, but the bottom lip looks very similar.

HITLER WOULDN'T MARRY A MEXICAN. AREU AUTISTIC FUCKS SERIOUS?

Threads like this just put into perspective the type of minds that frolick on /pol/

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>>130234190
Just in time.

>>130234681
French woman lived til 122, she quit smoking a few years before that. It's possibru

Get Drumpf the fuck out of here and bring in the Fuhrer!

>>130234393
Sadly this, although the droopy nose could be his demented son's who might have also had a meth usage history. Noses droop with old age.

BTW any political position that dependent on image, like fascism, isn't going to be popular in contemporary (or rather near future) politics, it has too much similarities with lefties virtue signalling. People basically don't trust politicians and don't believe they believe in their jobs, this is especially true if your politics surrounds an image rather than policies and ideology. So no, Adolf Hitler junior, your politics would not be genuinely popular.

That's where libertarianism comes in, it doesn't actually have an image and even when it does, a young guy in a collared shirt isn't a bad look. There's no obsession with image here, libertarians are motivated by the principles they believe are being shit on, like equality before the law, free markets especially in employment and equal treatment between partners in family courts. Because these are actually civic nationalists as well, their limits are fairly simple, if it exists as a good idea in the western legal tradition it probably is, if it's something new and experiemental baby bird Marxists that just need a push to learn to fly invented, it's probably shit.

Fascism is basically all the bad things about modern Marxism with absolutely no rights to say you're a caring person with an idea about equality, even if that's obviously a lie for Marxists, they just want to hurt who they feel resentful towards. That being said, Hitler's fascism isn't extreme left wing, it's in fact only moderately, but is still authoritarian and still would make people sceptical it actually helps the people.

Tl;dr Hitler's sons make noise, I remind people why it's obvious you can't be an unironic Nazi. Too similar to being an unironic Marxist.

Okay Argentina bros, your time has come.

Go find him and see if it's possible. Bring a photocopier or scanner and get this biography he mentioned.

If you do this Argentinians will be off limits for banter for at least a week.

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>worldnewsdailyreport

>>130236623
Where would you even hide?

>>130234513
Yeah I remember when I turned 128, my nose changed to another type as well as my facial bone structure

>>130240097
explain this leaf
I thought the story was Goering told Hitler the Luftwaffe could do it then they dropped the wrong supplies?

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>>130240478

>>130240174

Oh please, at least you are not dead from HIV.

>>130235542
actually. taking amphetamines is probably healthier than being obese. With the right doctors he could still be alive. If this man has any documentation or proof this is gonna be a HUGE twist on the world stage

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>>130234190
I can't tell if everyone here is a part of this joke.

All he has to do is tell us where some undiscovered gold is hidden and then we find it.

>>130240048
Methusula was 969 iirc

the lips guys...

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>>130240034

>There's a reason why no one takes you /pol/ virgins seriously

Yeah because people come here and constantly drop ridiculous conspiracy theory threads like "flat earth" to make everything else we say that is true seem as equally ridiculous. Its a discredit strategy and it mostly works because people generally aren't willing to go out on a limb and think for themselves. So they hear about this place, come here, look at all the weird shit, spend about 15 minutes browsing, and leave without understanding anything. Then they look down at their phone and see an alert from CNN.com.

Mission accomplished.

>>130234393
>forgetting Thule
>implying Hitler isn't immortal

I'm Muhammed, the prophet of Islam. Ask me nothing, just obey.

HOLY SHIT, ITS REALLY HIM!

Heil Mein Fuhrer!!!!!

>>130234190
I mean... there was that Chinese guy who lived to be 250ish

>>130234190
Hitler is dead you retards.

His staff were trying to escape the bunker days before Hitler even died and they were shot trying to escape.

Yet some how Hitler managed to make it to Argentina?

fuck you mother fuckers right in your goddamned ears

WHY AREN'T (((THEY))) TAlKING ABOUT THIS????????

>>130241046
No. No there wasn't.

>>130235300
She's probably fearing for her husband so is covering for him so (((they))) can't catch him, it's him look at the eyes, the Jewish controlled media won't report on it so he's had to go to a small Argentinian news website, it's all there is

who?

>>130240478
Your nose and ears never stop growing, leaf

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Here he is, no need for a search. All other bones are are in uncle Joe's summer house next to his bed.

We should honestly meme this for shits and giggles. He wants to be Hitler so fuck it lets make him Hitler.

>>130240478
>my nose changed to another type'
You do know that your noses never stops "growing"?

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I'm not convinced that it isn't him.

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>>130241994
(((ultimate redpill)))

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This man is absolutely not 128 years old.

No human has ever lived past 123, and no man has lived that long, and while not impossible, it's doubtful to be true

There's no way Mozart could be alive
How would I even live that long?

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>>130235505
>YOU MEAN ANTI RACIST HITLER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKDeyuM0-Og

>>130241879
>>130241994
>kikes trying to pass their nose shapes off as natural growth
Nice try, but I'm woke af right now

>>130240980
If he used Aryan magic to become immortal, why does he look 128 years old?

>>130242311
I was going to post this.

Let's see if the ball is missing

>>130235222
Hitler confirmed as Jewish plant to destroy European nationalism.

>>130242037
>same eyes
>same teeth
>same smile
>same ears
>similar face shape

It's him guys I don't give a fuck

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>>130234190

>>130237081
>killed himself

Evidence seems to be to the contrary.

>>130235101
>what is the lunar calendar

>>130234190


Hitler's obviously dead. this is a stupid thread

there's no way I could live that long.

We need to pull an operation uncle Adolf. Spread this shit like crazy on social media and make this old timer Hitler.

>>130241943
I second this.

Imagine the chimping and the glory!

>>130242829
I mean, they say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time.

>>130235279
I'm the neighbour of Eichmann's last son, i've talked with him a lot about his father, AMA

>>130234190
you are a nazi

>>130235505
Top fucking kek

>>130235788
Eye colour changes as you age anyway

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>128 years old

>>130235551
You don't have Google captcha?

>>130242785
idk, what is it

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>>130234190

>>130234971
He's alive, in my heart.

>>130243768
well ofc hitler's not listed. he's supposed to be dead and whatnot.

>>130234190
If true, he'll save the world with his new book: Mein Nigger

I'm not a nazi but I think it would be pretty neato for hitler to have somehow become the oldest living person. Would be like having a living fossil, a remnant of an age that seems otherwordly at this point. I would just want to hear hitler's opinion on things like computers and the internet. It would be adorable desu

>>130234393
sadly this is so.

I had a relative who the last tiem I saw her was a jolly, big older woman.. so I was at a nursing home visting my Godmother/Aunt and my uncle says do you want to see Annette who is actually this aunt's cousin and I say yah sure I didn't know she was in this nursing home.

My uncle says she's right in front of you...

We were sitting at a table in like a lunchroom and a woman in a wheelchair was directly across the table from me but she had advanced parkinsons disease and had the typical frozen mask face ... she had lost most of her weight also.. She was completely unrecognizable and she said .. its ok ,Anon I know I look different..

I felt like a puddle of poop and wanted to drain away into the floor..

>>130242371
That's the curse with immortality. There's always a catch.

>>130234681
It's the nazi occultism that kept him alive

>>130235101
>Those people in the Bible

top kek

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>>130234190
>128

>>130236357

lmao

>>130236812
This board died about two years ago from now.

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>>130242311
I lost it at the transformation speech. Also, why was this not posted when the rainbow was being claimed for the "Alt-Right"?

>>130236357
is this real life

>>130235101
>those people in the bible lived a lot longer
Because they were closer to the perfection of Adam & Eve. As we have strayed farther, we've gotten worse

Holy fugggg
>born in 1889

>>130245722
I agree, Trump running for president (actually I'll say as far as 2012 election or post Zimmerman maybe) killed this board.

>>130234190

It's exceedingly improbably that he's alive today, but I've got no doubt that it's very possible he lived a long life after the war. Many of the higher ups escaped, why not Hortler himself? In fact when Hitler said "my spirit will rise from the grave and the world will know I was right" maybe he was being literal instead of metaphorical and the huge popular growth of antisemitic may mays in the late 200Xs and early 2010s coincided with his death?

>>130242095
Nazi life-extension technology bro.

>>130234190
only one way to know, ask him about Mein Kampf.

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>>130234190

>MEIN FUHRER, HE LIVES!

YOOOOOGE (if true)

>>130235479
>>130235531
>>130235589
According to the newest Wolfenstine games, these are all the same thing.

>>130234190
>worldnewsdailyreport

He used Nazi gold to make the Elixir of Life.

>The oldest Indian writings, the Vedas (Hindu sacred scriptures), contain the same hints of alchemy that are found in evidence from ancient China, namely vague references to a connection between gold and long life.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elixir_of_life

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I am Hitler.

>>130242311
I'm a full blown leftist and that video is hilarious and a warning to retarded leftists that seem to be becoming more prevalent.

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No, I am Hitler!

>>130246461
>Wolfenstine
Not this shit again. Learn to fucking spell.

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Nah bro, I'm Hitler

>>130234190
>tfw just been reading the FBI files on Hitler being in Argentina
>see this thread

Literally 2spooky4me

>implying Krespi wasn't Hitler

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Blow it out your ass, I'm Hitler!

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>>130246706
>>130246782

>>130234190
Many people, including his wife of 55 years, Angela Martinez, believe that Herman Guntherberg isn’t really Adolf Hitler, but is simply suffering from dementia.

Ms. Martinez claims her husband never spoke about Hitler until approximately two years ago when he began showing signs of Alzheimer’s disease.

“Sometimes, he would forget who I was and where he was. He looked like he was in trance, and he would start talking about Jews and demons. Then he’d come back to normal.”

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Now, I have become Hitler.

>>130234190
He's definitely not 128 years old. He's probably a crazy or something. If he said he was Hitler's son that would be believable.

>>130240637
No

It goes like this:
>Oh no, the Army in Stalingrad is surrounded!
~No worries Adolf, my Luftwaffe can keep them supplied.
>Are you sure Hermann?
~Definitely, it will be a trivial achievement for our aircraft. :^]
>Okay, no retreat or surrender, the Luftwaffe will supply them ez-pz.

Reality:
Luftwaffe can barely reach 15% of needed supply support daily.
Weather and harassment from the Red Airforce makes it worse some days.

Hermann Goering was a pompous fool.

>>130247279
Maybe...

>>130234585
>>130234190
Is killing Jews the secret to longevity that big pharma doesn't want us to know about??

Heil der fuhrer

>>130247279
Can we get Somalian pirate i am the hitler now

>worldnewsdailyreport
>230 replies

Is this actually what David brock does with his time?

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>>130247405
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XmBWOIg_FCE

>>130246899
Fuck.

WolfenSTEIN!

>>130234190
>http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/argentina-128-year-old-man-claims-he-is-adolf-hitler/
not him

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>>130234585
HEY KIDS!!!

WANNA LIVE FOREVER?!?!?!

***KILL MILLIONS OF FUCKING JEWS A.S.A.P.!!***

GO-GO-GO!!!

>>130234190
>IWANTTOBELIVE.JPG

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I read this article. This man said his autobiography will be available is September.

SEPTEMBER...As in "see you in September" september.

As in, the GERMAN ELECTIONS September.

THE TRUE FUEHRER WILL RETURN!

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>>130239858
>But given Hitler's documented health problems it's nearly impossible he'd live to 128.

Implying his Vrill energy wouldn't keep him alive to 200

>>130234190
>128-year-old-man-claims-he-is-adolf-hitler/
Yeah right. That man doesn't look even 100. And if it's true, then Hitler is not only still alive "shocking" but also the oldest man ever recorded. Too many WOW factors makes this very unrealisitc.

>>130234190
>CLICKBAIT

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>>130247872
SEPTEMBER 23 NIGGA

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>>130247460
Yar, look at me, look at me. I be the Hitler now.

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>>130234190

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>>130247872
>>130248043
yes , yes my power is unleashing

>>130248108
Kek thanks anon, saved

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>>130248174

>>130234190
What did he mean by this?

It's fucking satire. Everybody should know this website by now.

>>130235666
It's only true if I get digits too.

>>130234985
He should be prosecuted as Adolf Hitler and sentenced to death. No tv interviews, no fame.

(but its not him, sadly Hitler was too much of a pussy to face mortal redemption)

>>130234190
I thought the oldest person in the world was 124? He doesnt look over 100, those people look like death.

>>130234341

keep in mind your ears and nose never stops growing. if he really is 128, his nose would look really different.

>>130234190
>that skull shape
Could plausibly be hitler, look at the squaring off of the temples toward the back

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>>130234971

No Hitler's body is found.

He could be somewhere in the universe.

>>130248750
More likely a body double who actually stood in place of hitler. Was his job during the reich.

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>>130248575
he doesnt look a day over 25

lets be honest

>>130243831
Biblical Jews used the lunar calendar. the solar calendar measures how long it takes Earth to circumnavigate the Sun. the lunar calendar is based on the phases of the moon. ergo, people had higher ages, in spite of less medical technology and disease and shit

>>130248782

Just like Bin Laden's body was conveniently "dropped in the ocean" right goyim?

>>130235420
Aryan genetics

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post yfw hitler turns out to be immortal

>>130234393
>all his health issues
probably right, but take any info on his supposed ailments with a grain of salt. (((Mainstream))) historians would have us believe he was a syphilis riddled drug addict who was doing methamphetamine in between shitting his pants and conquering half of europe. Not saying he was a super healthy ubermensch, but like everything else about him, most of whats out there is propoganda.

>>130248906
So when people make estimates that according to the bible the earth is 6000 years old does that mean that it'd have to be even younger?

>>130240380
can this place get any more redit?

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>>130234190
It's a satire site.

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>>130234190
>“Sometimes, he would forget who I was and where he was. He looked like he was in trance, and he would start talking about Jews and demons. Then he’d come back to normal.”

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>>130247910

Don't forget Nazi scientists were allowed to use any means necessary, including tests and experiments on humans, to gain technological superiority.

>>130249157
But that sounds like America to me.

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>>130234190
Well, come on Jerrycucks, you know what they say, third time's a charm!

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>>130249024

save us

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>>130235548
this.
its a satirical website (obviously)

>>130249237
Would rather have skinheads eating bibles than muslims killing children

>>130234190
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4611890/Tucker-Carlson-hospitalized-appendicitis.html
The bible says that no man lives beyond 120 yrs. It may be hitler, but he aint 128.

What the FUCK happened in 2016 that injected the world with all this crazy shit happening all the time? Everything happens so much...

>>130249024
post YFW it's the shitty kind of immortal where you continue to become more and more decrepit.

Post YFW Hitler is alive, but really DOES have dementia, and it's causing him to blow his big return.

>>130249371
>you can research proof but can't click on the link to see its satire

>>130249335
Your native population already dominates the market for killing kids

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>>130243320
That's really neat. The old house was demolished right? Did the kidnapping affect his older son a lot?

The site is satire. What the Fuck do you people just fall for everything that sounds exciting?

>>130249466
Not sure what you mean, enjoy the muslim riots though, Nigel.

>>130235926
>big if true
>r/nba meme
stupid fucking leaf kys

>>130234190
>Those eyes...

One on the titties, one on the gas chambers

Who would have thought Hitler would be the last surviving world war one vet, and the oldest person in history by 6 plus years

>>130243320

Hitler didn't go to Argentina, right?

>>130234190
>>130234306
>>130234513
He looks pretty fucking good for 128

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Nobody has ever lived past age 122.

>>130248900
>Jessicaposting
Are you that faggot I saw post in the final fantasy generals on /vg/ once, got into an argument with on /ck/, and see posting frequently in kpop generals?

>>130234305
Fake because sources

>>130249315
>Mossad had proved its ambition and global reach in the past with the capture of Nazi war criminal Adolf Eichmann

Herberts Cukurs wasn't ambitious enough?

>>130234190
HE'S BACK!
Anti-racist Hitler:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKDeyuM0-Og

>>130234190
Hitler lives, but not through this man.

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>>130249858
quite possibly

however kshit general is tyranny city

get banned for talking about anything

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>128
Sigh, all these (You)s... this site has become unbearable these days

>>130236673
>napoleon
>manlet
Stop listening to anglo propaganda
>yeah we (with 3/4ths of europe on our side) got our asses handed to us by france but he was short so i think we win.

>>130234190
I'll buy this autobiography even if he's not really Hitler.

>>130249460
>>130249371
Can't into math either

Hitler would be 128 years old if he were alive
>It may be him, but there's no way he's 128

One thing's for sure, that book is gonna be a fun read.

>>130234190
holy shit we are in the best timeline

>>130234190
i knew he wasnt dead 2bh

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>>130241895
Retard

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It's obviously his spic wife trying to make money on a fake autobiography.

> “I’ve been depicted as a bad guy only because we lost the war. When people read my side of the story, it will change the way the perceive me.”
> I’ve been blamed for a lot of crimes that I’ve never committed. Because of that, I’ve had to spend more than half of my life hiding from Jews, so I’ve had my punishment already.”
We getting a book in September too.

>>130249715
maybe he used some nordic pagan esoteric magic

>>130238744
yeah, thats whats going on in here

>mock everyone for being stupid
>cant into obvious sarcasm

>>130249806
They said the same thing about noone living past 121 you unimaginative fuck.

>>130242311
hoyl shit those quotes bahaha

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>>130250567
>have skull
>claim its hitler
>is actually german woman your soldiers raped and murdered
Rev up the helicopter

>>130249315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brawJsSUtxk

>>130250811
Top ten oldest people are all women. For Hitler not only being a male, but to beat them all with an additional 6 years. Just saying the unlikelihood is through the roof.

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>using a young photograph instead of a more recent one thats confirmed

In his older age he does look more similar, look at the distance between lips and jawbone, nostrils and lips, the thin lip etc

It is plausible.

>>130250697
it can be a good book, who cares if it's real or not

lovecraft books are also filled with bullshit claiming to be true, they are still interresting. I wonder if the book is going to be available in english only ?

>>130234681

Carbon dating his penis would be less invasive.

>>130251175
I want to believe in this, if nothing else in the world.

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>>130234190
i live next door to this guy

>>130251167
That is irrelevant to your statement of "noone can live past 122".

>>130235222

He already looked part kike and purportedly was. He just made the full conversion, took up kabbalism, and managed to cheat death with black magic until his ripe old age of 400.

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>>130234190

I wish this was true more than anything, and I know the odds are infintisimal, but if I was the Fuher and I wanted to announce that I was alive to the world while keeping myself from being assassinated, you bet your ass I would use a parody site to do it.

>>130239401

For nazis, skinheads, and white nationalists everywhere, it would be less than the fucking rapture. Talk about an army of fanatics, the Zionist heads be would be on spikes within the decade.

SIG HEIL!

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>>130251922
and im adolf hitler
and my dad worked at sandy hook and died and came back and told me it was real

>>130235505

Wouldn't surprise me, Hitler was a kike and an inside job.

it would be better if he actually had a son and announce him like his sucessor...or even a grand son...

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>>130252560
Sieg Heil mein Doggo

And for the inevitable shitpost, here's an immunity doggo.

captcha: STOP grilla

article says he's releasing a book in september we need to keep tabs on it.