>watching porn
>parents come into room
>"anon it's time for Church"
>slam alt-tab
>porn minimizes just in time
>but /pol/ thread pops up (http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/130229630)
>mom starts crying
>dad says "Son, we're disappointed in you. You should stay home tonight."
>low-key gives me a wink as he leaves
How was your day, boys?
>>130231584
We know that never happened
>>130231584
Nigger
fapped to femdom today... not proud
>>130231584
If your mom ever talks back to you like that again you must rape her to assert your dominance