mad webm from China

>inb4 moved to /bant/

woah
I didn't know China was a shithole
this thread has been very informative
thanks OP

>>130231561
But why did this happen?

>>130232265
Situational awareness nonzero, obviously not born Chinese

>>130232856
>But why did this happen?
at bus station, someone got fed up waiting, and jumped in drivers seat, but didn't know how to drive, unlucky for the poor bugger walking down the street

>>130231499
Chinese people are like a mixture between lemmings and germans

>>130231815
IS HE THE ONE THEY CALL FORTUNE?

>>130231815
He missed the baby chink but killed the poor bastard with the flat tyre, such is life.

>>130231499
lol thats the Filipino helper, not a chinamen

the helpers are essentially slaves who get paid around 10 usd a week and sleep on the floor in the kitchen

>>130231906
Execution?

>>130232896
savage thread OP

>>130232452
This is almost actually kind of bad-ass.
>>130233759
I bet she switches to muay thai.

>>130232856
why not?

>>130232418
Thank god for that red circle

>>130232116
Terrible parents make my soul weep.

>>130233759
What a silly but painful prank to do.

OP, how many of these do you have?

>>130231815
Fuck the mother
Why Asia is so shit

>be chinese
>leave the house
>die

>>130234588
>Why Asia is so shit
jews I guess? i dont know

>>130231944
fucking crossfit

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>>130232058

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>>130234551
>OP, how many of these do you have?
from China, its endless

>>130231906
Corbyns England

>>130232616
>someone comes running to help
fake

Looks perfect to me

>>130231906
I hope the cameraman was next

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>>130234782
What is this guys deal? Jesus Christ.

>>130231872
Chinks really can't drive for shit. What's up with those motor skills? Slanty eyed cunts are only used to playing Angry Birds.

>>130231561
>in soviet china bus catches you

>>130232058
>asian drivers

>>130231815
I'm impressed he didn't slam into the chinklet with no remorse.

>>130232452
Fast and furious Tokyo drift look like shit

>>130232313
That gook has some good reflexes!

Where is the webm where a whole town is watching a wmen suck of a man.

>>130233157
This is one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen.

Anyone got the one where he tries to catch a ferry, misses and puts his windscreen wipers on as he sinks into the water? That was a classic

>>130232165
Slayer

>>130231499
oh man please make this thread every night last night's thread was fucking kickass.

>>130235087
impressive desu

>>130234802
worth the wait

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>>130231499
>>seriously had a bout of yellow fever had to get out of system
>looking up porn in Chinese using very rudimentary Mandarin
>stumble across some good sites
>Inside a normal looking gallery is nothing but crime scene photos of raped chinks and dead chinks
what the FUCK china, what the FUCK

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>>130234802
>>130234782
I understand everything now.

The reason why the whole world is pushing for self driving cars, is because of the Chinese.
If we don't acquire self-driving cars, the Chinese will keep dying like this by the millions.

>>130234925
Some of us are just out there, having fun.

>>130232265
He seems disappointed.

>>130235464
there is another one.

she is on her knees and sucking her man off.

looks like after a wedding.

>>130234928
they didn't have cars 20 years ago

instead of having young drivers learning to drive around experienced ones, everyone got a vehicle and they're still figuring it out

>>130235268
I heard the reason they don't help is it is illegal to intervene with ... some may call it Gods will but I guess they would say natural selection.

>>130233046
>fed up waiting, and jumped in drivers seat, but didn't know how to drive

BULL. SHIT. That was intentional swerving for pedestrians right there. More likely someone finally 'snapped' and just went on a rampage, with a bus.

>>130233204
Is that Filthy Frank?

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>>130235319
>oh man please make this thread every night last night's thread was fucking kickass.

but they archive/delete them, why ?

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>>130235437
C-can you link?

This is why you dont start a land war in SE Asia. Slanteyed people just dont give a fuck.

>>130235437
s... source?

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>>130232896
That shoot

>>130235645
porn probably
see >>130235464

I've been banned for way less.

>>130232452
I'm looking for the motorcycle driver, who crashes into a car and safely lands atop the car.

>>130232659
are these people even humans. damn

>>130235214
Commercials like this give me hope. As long as the jews never make it to Asia, there's a chance.

>>130232896
Climbing out of that must've been scary as hell.

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Reminder that niggers are even worse at driving than chinks.

And at least chinks can into math and science.

>>130232616
Why do they keep driving even after they hit the person?

>>130235596
I'd believe that if even American chinks that are born and raised here weren't such shitty drivers. Going to any China/Korea/Japan town is borderline suicidal.

>>130231906
I've always wondered about stuff like this. I know china has a pretty totalitarian government and they do all kinds of executions and "disappearinga" but it's all so mysterious and you never see vids of it

>>130235214
This is awesome. Asians hate niggers to a hilarious degree.

t. nigger-hating aZn

>>130235599
it's not illegal, but police consider it a sign of guilt
so if you're a third party to an accident and try to help they'll arrest you for causing it

>>130235932
if the person survives you have to pay their medical costs which they'll stretch for the rest of their lives

if you kill the person you have to pay for their funeral and don't get charged for anything

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>>130231760

looks like fun desu

>>130231760
looks fun, imo

>>130233204
Is this from the new Mad Max?

>>130234782
>whoopsie, bug on the windshield (spritz)
>whoops, there's another one (spritz)
>>130236065
maybe someday they'll know about insurance

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>>130234891

>posting in slide thread
Absolute faggots, the lot of you.

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Definitely one of my favs

>>130235916
Looking at these statistics, I'm pretty sure half the images from this thread is from Thailand, and not China.

but liveleak just shows me chinese women beating the shit out of naked chinese hookers

>>130235916
>libya
>niggers
libya not liberia

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>>130235214
lol based.

>>130232265
lucky

>>130232213
unlucky

>>130234782
me, getting drunk and playing gta

>>130231815
CHILDREN
ARE
CANCER

>>130236177
>whoopsie, bug on the windshield (spritz)
>whoops, there's another one (spritz)
That's why I am assuming it's a woman driver.

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>>130235599
>>130236065
Also they don't have Good Samaritan Law, so if you try to help, victim can sue shit out of you.
This is the main reason they never rush to help

>>130231714


>He starts it facing the wrong way

>>130235911
except it was pulled and the company publicly apologized and the actress can't find work
not all well

>>130235916

I'm sure a goodly number of the accidents in china go unreported thus China not showing up on the list.

>>130236295
>chinks acting sociopathically and dying in hilarious ways
>not funny and comfy every time
pick one

>>130232165
Nice

>>130236467
This is what lefties want to live in
my heart breaks for that poor kid, she is looking around for human compassion and doesn't get it.
What a fucking dump of a country.

>>130236227
>THIS.IS.CHINA!!!

>>130236677
hotdo....too easy

>>130236637
China also 1.3 Billion people. Surely more of these accidents will occur in a country that large. Also keep in mind the older generation in China didn't even have cars just 30-40 years ago.

>>130232452
I see this everyday in downtown toronto

fucking chinks

>>130234802
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


I KEKED SO HARD MY DOG DIED OF A HEART ATTACK

>>130236420
Too much styrofoam mixed into the concrete?

>>130236734
I honestly don't feel a thing for the girl as she is chinese. Maybe if the person shared the same ethnicity as me.

>>130235214
Hahaha

>>130235932
you don't understand the yellow menace

>>130236811
You have absolutely no room to laugh about anything you fucking poo in loo

>>130236467
so sad, if i lived there i would patrol the streets and come to the aid of people in need of compassion

>>130235214
Fuck that girl is so hot.

>>130236885
> Random speeding, flaming tire

>>130236885
thailand tho

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>>130236617
>that filename

>>130236885
so thats why peripherals are important

>>130236860
We get it, you're edgy.

>>130237033
Only in China

>>130231561
This is some GTA shit

>>130236860
Racial realism not racism, have some empathy for that girl

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>>130237057
Feels good, you should try it sometime.

>>130237131
Why?

>that british anon who calls trucks Lorries in all his webms

CUTE

CUTE!

>>130236299
That chink in the bike who thinks will scape and ends kill by the streetlight.

Awesome.

>>130237033
I was more surprised at seeing the womans arm fly off and land on that blue container.

>>130234802
lmfao..what the fucking hell?

>>130235156
When will the Chinese discover all-way stop signs?

>>130232856
maa sha' allah

>>130232265

Someone should mix that video with this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhMbT_hksGQ

>>130237131
THE DEMOCRATS ARE THE REAL RACISTS

>>130237270
Holy fuck. I'm scared of going outside now.

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>>130237270
welp shit. now i see that.

>>130236983
Admit it, you laughed too.

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>>130236467

>>130237324
>obeying all-way stop signs in the country
Not happening

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>>130236677

>>130235464
is that a fucking diaper

>>130237418
*squeaking noises*

>>130236885
kek what the fuck

>>130236835
Zero child policy in that family

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>>130236941
Man, I really don't like Asians.

>>130231499
My hand sweats just by looking at this shit

>>130231906
>faggotcam5000

>>130236885
Too perfect. Has to be fake.

>>130237059
well that's a twist.
asian fags ganging up on a nigger instead of a gang of niggers attacking an asian

>>130236285
>finaldestination.webm

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>>130236941
That fucking filename

>>130237655
Look at this one.
>>130232896
I got dizzy.

>>130231760
>weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>130237706
It's from Thailand. Quite a few of these videos are.

>>130235464
They're retarded and related. They were accused of incest, so the villagers made them have sex. Don't really get it.

>>130237505
Fucking animals.

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>>130233842

>>130236885
>the obvious cgi on the arm
jesus fucking christ guys

>>130232452
https://youtu.be/dv13gl0a-FA?t=63

>>130236885
Fake
This isn't the original

>>130232505
holy fuck anime truly is real

>flips visor up
>heh...looks like you fell for my genjutsu

>>130236885
flames are cgi

>>130236885
NEVER stick your arm out of the window

>>130232736
wow

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>>130234806
>Corbyns England
fucking underrated
although i think the execution is a confirmed hoax

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>>130234327
>yfw your whole country is now full of Chinese bikes, buses and cars

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>>130237265

It's literally GTA come alive.

>>130231872
Kill all niggers the earth is flat

>>130231906
China is a total shithole.

>>130234802
How do you hit 4 different motorists then drive into a hole?

>>130232058
Literally the worst drivers in the world.

>>130237549
Sanitary pad. Not sure if it's sanitary any longer.

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This thread makes me glad china never made widespread use of the "megabus" that drives over cars. I can only imagine the nightmare-tier shit that would have arisen from that thing.

>>130231561
That is American entertainment "Grand Theft Auto", very niceeeeeeeeeey, I like!

>>130232265
New Chinese superhero?

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>>130232265
WTF?
Is this guy stretch armstrong?

>>130238262
It isn't, you can see shit in it.
Which is why I doubt it's a maxipad.

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>>130235787

>>130238046
And the hand too

Everything else is real

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>>130236677

When I see shit like this, it makes me glad we have a thread full of chinks getting squashed and slammed and set on fire.

>>130238388
Chinese cars are weaker.

>>130237655
Oh my Brazilian brother, have you already figured out how to use your shemale supremacy to find international prestige?

>>130238264
>glad
I think you misspelled sad, buddy. Just imagine all the awesome webms that we could have had.

>>130238136
100% turned me into a /b/tard muh cawk

>>130233743
unless that wasn't hot asphalt that spilled out, the guy might've gotten away with only getting dirt washed

>>130235916
>>130236424
>Libya
Do suicide car bombs count too?

>>130236941
are dogs the white man best and only friend? every race seems to not share the same relation also dogs in romania hate gypsy all of them seems have some hatred for the gypsy

>>130236299
I was looking the the Michael Bay one.

>>130237505
I was really surprised they didn't run her over and then... she gets run over. Is that a little girl or small woman?

>>130232896
Best chink thread I've seen in a long time.

>>130232616
how the fuck are you going to turn directly at a person walking ? like where the fuck was this motherfucker looking while he's driving if not straight forward ?

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i found these on /gif/

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>>130235214
based chinks

>>130236385
what the fuck.

>>130235497
Back in 2008 I went to China with my highschool class ( we took Chinese, one of the first schools in my state to offer it). One of my classmates got hit by a car, while standing on the sidewalk mind you.
He was fine but Jesus it was a shit show.

>>130238550
yeah, ive jacked off to chinese hookers getting btfo on liveleak

>>130232896
fuck outta here with that!

>>130232791
Why are all these lorries in these webms always have sand in them? What the fuck is China trying to do?

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reminder that nigger threads are way funnier

this is just gore

>>130236536
>Pulled
You nog underestimated the racist power of chink

>>130232265
>>130238387
That's a Russian

>>130236677

He's just cleaning off the fleas, this is normal practice in China

>>130238550
why do they do this is this their mating dance wtf? why do they pick some random chick and try strip her naked and beat her?

>>130238751
that's hot, what's going on?

>>130238872
>Gore
Summerfag here everybody

>>130236299

maybe the weirdest traffic accident I have ever seen

>>130234327
lol

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>>130238593
>literally no ass

icantfaptothat.webm

>>130236536

where is the proofs?

>>130238423
ok, where are the wires?

>>130238872
>gore
Jesus Christ how fucking new are you?

>>130234814
It's a girl and she looks cute, only reason.

>>130238872
t. zheng pingliang

>>130237008
go to vancouver then

>>130238973
>>130238969
whores fucked their husbands, wives and community members shaming/beating the whores. basically doing what is necessary, since attacking the male isnt what these subhumans do. whatever, still fapped

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>>130238423
Thank you. I have it, but I couldn't find it. I was going mad.

>>130232116

>I'm just gonna wark on ahead my kids will be fine ror
>WTF DIS CAH HE RUN OVA MY CHIRD

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>>130231499
>you will never marry her
>your children will never inherit her superior courage.

>>130238969
Try it it's fun

>>130233387
kek

>>130232616
Im dying. Its the worlds slowest running-over

>>130239280
natives aren't afraid of heights, just get a native

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>>130239168
Noice.

>>130235932
they get less punishment if the person dies
if they live, they have to pay medical bills for the victim's entire life, instead of just a funeral
so when they run over kids, they will often back up to make sure its dead

>>130232827
I would never walk in the streets again

>>130236677
This is how they remove fleas, the doggo is fine. They have it hanging so the fleas can't jump back on.

>>130233743
>He missed the baby chink but killed the poor bastard with the flat tyre

That's some Final Destination shit right there.

>>130231944
visited china a number of times

Their parks have fitness equipment, crude but a lot of people use it and kids love it
People are super friendly
Everything is cheap
Chinese working hard is a myth, they have a 'siesta' in the middle of the day, afternoon is spent pretending to work until knock off time
Average chink just wants to have a peaceful happy life
All of the western bullshit about communism etc turned out to be just that, bullshit
Couples walk the streets while romantic music plays at midnight
Drinking in public isn't frowned upon but isn't encouraged
Women dress and act like women

It's the rich ones that are cunts but that goes for any culture.
Per person their waste output is much lower than western people and they are ingenious little fucks, recycling everything

They are proud to a fault though.

>>130233743

>chink changing his tire
>get's crushed by another cars tire
>as it spews gravel all over the place

it's all so tiresome

>>130232452
At first, I thought those were bobble head tits on the dashboard.

>>130238871
Building islands in the south china sea

>>130232896
holy fuck

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>>130231944

fuck Romba classes, this is where it's at.

>>130234802
I love how the two guys from the truck watch him fall into the hole and then GTFO as quick as they can

>>130239785
t. chang-lu

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>>130239785
Fuck off Zhou.

You aren't fooling anyone here.


http://archive.is/L4L19

>1 in 10 Chinese students is a spy.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/05/19/china-espionage-technology/27570735/

>Chinese professors spy for China.

>http://www.ipcommission.org/report/ip_commission_report_052213.pdf

>Chinese corporate espionage costs the US hundreds of billions annually in stolen IP/technology.

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>>130236941
WE MUST WAR WITH CHINA TO FREE THE PUPPERS!

>>130239983
not even, grew up hating chinks. don't believe all of the bullshit you read in kike papers

>>130239168
I'm pretty sure this was actually the wife getting beaten.
captcha: public regina

>>130240081
>usatoday
LOL

Chinese spies are real though

>>130232213
kekekek

>>130238694
SHAME
SHAME
SHAME

>>130234782
>chink drivers
they can't keep getting away with it

>>130239168
well i guess is not so retarded as it seems at first if that is what they are doing makes sense to discourage whoring but still some thing strikes me as a bit savage like african or middle east shit hole

>>130238871
Its for making concrete. The Chinese use more concrete in a couple of years than the rest of human civilisation has since time began including the industrial revolution. Its like ants building a nest, except out of concrete.

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>>130235214

>>130232265
The Brother from Another Planet

>>130237059
He'd probably still win.

>>130240106
you can't fool me chink

>>130232116
>carrunoverchild7.webm
>7

kek china is like an ancap country

The better question is,

How do those hyper-individualist selfish people with zero empathy manage to become the most collectivist nation on Earth?

>>130240124
just why

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I used this one to troll japs on /int/

>korean girl gets beaten by japs

>>130239197
such a human reaction when he loses grip on whatever that is its like Oh god damn it nooo i lost it

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>>130231561

>>130240124
what the fuck

>>130240295
Obviously I can, I'm not asian at all.
also
>hiding behind a flag
POO

>>130232616
What the fuck is wrong with their reaction times, always they keep on driving after they hit someone, never hit the fucking brakes, like insect zombies.

>>130240257
you make mortar out of sand concrete requires rocks dumbo

>>130233842
>Darwnism isn't re-

>>130233575
Hahahaha, the driver is like "Nope, fuck this"

>>130240484
hit someone in your car = pay them or their family big dollars

>>130236835
Retard groom tries to kick the fence and falls down the hill at the end

>>130235599
heard something on NPR where an american saw a brit or some other European get hit and needed to be taken to the hospital. In helping him, the american was given the bill and was fucked.

>>130240420
its more like what the fuck, why?

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>>130240420
I put my hands to my head when I get shocked, too. Apes and chimps really act human, sometimes. That, or I act like an ape and chimp.

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>>130234802
>see hole
>know someone is going down the hole

>>130236811
R A R E

>>130235916
i was seriously shitting myself on the roads in thailand. their freeway system is insanity.

>>130232570
How come he turned into ashes

>>130240614
basically this. if you help someone in chink law its your responsibility to pay for the hospital bills.

>>130236835
>chink kicks railing in anger and falls down hill
Hilarious

>>130233204
Ey b0ss

>>130237059
What they lack in physical strength they make up for in numbers.

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>>130240547
F

Thank God for OP came in clutch

>>130236617
Lmfao. This is gold. It was like a perfect comedy sketch

>>130232313
got-damn

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>>130240926

Hahahahaha

there is literally nothing wrong with china

>>130235916
How is India not on this list ? I was once almost run over walking on the shoulder of a side rode, and a rickshaw I once rode in bumped into a BMW or Mercedes, I forget which. Traffic was so bad in the second accident, but the rickshaw drove away through narrow openings in the traffic jam.

>>130237505
is rape legal in china? just wondering

>>130239922
is that how you make taffy

>>130232659
how did he steer?