>Be american >get shot

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i personally like crop dusting people at the grocery store. i'll go in after i drank a lot of beer the night before so i hit them with some really vile beer farts

>>130221935

Nah. I don't live in the ghetto.

>>130221935
>be european
>get trucked

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>>130222864
>63%

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>Be X
>get shot, run over, electrocuted, negligently treated in hospital, hit by run away tire, exposed to toxic substances in food, pass in sleep, get fatal head trauma from uppity idiot. etc 9999999999X

live in a bubble pussy.

>>130221935
>be shot
>get American

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>Be American
>Trust Saudis

>be American
>Sweden cucks
>63%

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>>130221935
>>130222996
fuck off leaf

>>130222996

Wow. What a clever and insightful post.

What's it like having a life so utterly pathetic that you spend your days shitposting on a tibetan basket weaving forum?

>>130221935
>Be american
>get shot
>shoot back

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>>130221935
>Be brazilian
>get shot, raped, mugged, beaten and shot again

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>>130221935
>Be leaf
>Get raked.