What's happening in the President Bernie timeline?

>>130220729
Every married man has to be cucked by a Muslim and take care of the offspring.

>>130220729
USA has been invaded by the Chinese-Canadian Alliance after Sanders defunded the militairy.

>>130220729
i bet there's not a wall being built and people still use Obamacare

>>130220729
Free healthcare for all, stronger gun laws, and true equality has been achieved.

>>130220729
He's sending weapons to Venezuela to kill the poor

>>130220729

More money for Israel.

Not that there's anything wrong with that but...

>>130220729
World Proxy Wars 3 since he'd be a globalist puppet.

Quite simply, happiness :^)

>>130220729
USA probably in ruins

>>130220729
Who cares?

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>>130220729
war

>>130221162
happiness index is definitely up

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>president bernie

He's being dragged away in cuffs because he literally was a Russian spy.

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Government has multiplied in size 10X fold, new laws and regulations, more people unable to attain the American dream, more people relying on the state, population has become 3% weaker and softer, they continue to add more laws regulations hiring more administrators more red tape, almost there anon just few more restrictions too utopia!

>>130221534
>ban semi-auto weapons
wtf Bernie

What is the likelihood that a Bernie victory against Trump would have resulted in a Dem House and Senate?

>>130221534
>close the gunshot loophole
This does not exist, buzzword
>make "straw man" purchases a felony
These are already felonies

fuck this asshole. I'm going to throw a party when he kicks the fucking bucket.

>>130221967
Sorry, forgot to change my shill flag

>>130220729
Israel is no more

ein volk, ein reich, ein bern

>>130221967
100%

CIA forced him into war with Russia over Syria.
Deep state manipulates him and keeps doing their Obama agenda
Congress injects a bunch of tax loop holes for the wealthy and lobbyist sponsored regulations into his healthcare, tax, and infrastructure plans.

Hopefully the economy does well under Trump. I don't want some socialist in 4 to 8 years talking about how he's gonna give America a 'New Deal'. One time for that nonsense is more than enough

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Bill Clinton's wife did us a favor by jewing the jew. Seriously fuck that old kike faggot.

>>130220729
Wars for Israel against Syria, Russia, etc.
Failing economy

You know, the usual.

>>130220729
Everything blocked by the Republican House and Senate but a lot of SJW shit will pass cause politicians don't care.

If you thought you hate Social Justice before, you would drown in it on the Bernie timeline.

>>130220729
the last rolls of toiletpaper were just sold in the US

>>130220729
people are realizing that when he said he was going to put a tax on wall street speculations what he really meant was that he was essentially adding a tax to everyone's 401k

>>130221116
Sanders is the least pro Israel candidate. He was the only candidate not to attend AIPAC and swear his loyalty to Israel, and he doesn't praise Israel

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>>130220729
2017 in the Bernie timeline
>sitting on my government-approved(tm) plastic diversity chair that cost me half my nonexistent paycheck
>waiting for the nightly news channel/propaganda broadcast to come on
>coincidentally also the only channel that the TV picks up
>i hear a knock on my door
>it's the local commissar
>he tells me Comrade Sanders has gloriously raised the minimum wage again to $700 an hour
>asks me for my white privilege tax
>i have no money so i have to extract my children's kidneys and sell them on the black market
>commissar overhears me calling it a "black market" and places me under arrest for violating the Racial Sensitivity Clause of the 48th Amendment
>have to go to the work camps now
>transport truck carrying all the prisoners breaks down on the way there
>officer in charge demands that i pay the repairs for the truck under the Privilege act because i have the whitest skin
>tell him i have no money for such a thing
>i get placed under arrest again for violating the Universal Income Act
>end up having to sell my body to pay for the truck breaking down
>i get AIDS from doing this, but it's okay because i'm covered under the Berniecare (tm) plan for only $925/min
>go to the doctor's office
>he informs me political prisoners aren't covered by Berniecare and I shouldn't have had it in the first place
>get arrested again

>>130221116
He told Bibi to fuck off and that Saudis can solve the Isis problem and financial bankers would pay their share but whatever.

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>>130220729
Bernie 2017 timeline
>Top 1% leave nation within the first weeks of his taking office. They take 90% of the nations wealth with them
>Next top 1% leave within the following month. Taking 90% of the remaining nations wealth with them
>Bernie realizes that as a wealthy man with 3 houses in closed neighborhoods he is now the 1% he claims to hate. He now realizes he must "pay his fair share"
>Two weeks later he leaves the nation taking all of his wealth with him.

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>>130221534
>ban semi automatic assault weapons which are designed strictly for killing human beings

No shit fuckhead. Do you even Constitution Senatorfag? Its there as a default mechanism to give the citizens a recourse to assholes like you that were voted in by other assholes who live in a fantasy handout land. VT is hopeless.

>>130220729
we're all fucking little boys.

>>130223616
p good. fell apart a bit at the AIDS bit, but solid overall

needed a sinker at the end though.

>FUACK DIS SYSTUM SHITS BROKE NIGGUH