Vans pedo tour in Seattle!

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Vans pedo tour in Seattle! 2017-06-16 11:18:56 Post No. 130220141
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Vans pedo tour in Seattle! Anonymous 2017-06-16 11:18:56 Post No. 130220141 [Report]

WTF /pol/ I am COMPLETELY OUTRAGED about this! Pedophilia is actually getting normalized by the music industry, you were fucking right this whole time and I didn't want to believe it!!

> All Warped Tour Stages Moved 100 Feet from Audience to Comply with Sex Offender Laws
> “This measure is unfortunate, but we see no other solution,” said Jeremiah Reeves, head of public relations for Warped Tour. “Would we prefer to run a tour that doesn’t have at least one sex offender on every stage? Of course! But this is the music business, after all, and it has a rich legacy of creeps. Maybe when pop-punk and metalcore fall out of fashion, we can try again.”
http://thehardtimes.net/news/all-warped-tour-stages-moved-100-feet-from-audience-to-comply-with-sex-offender-laws/

How can we stop this????

Anonymous 2017-06-16 11:20:30 Post No.130220309
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> Longtime Warped Tour stagehand Erik “Dirt” Welch expressed disgust at this generation of band members taking advantage of young fans.
> “Seriously, why can’t these scumbags control themselves?” Welch said while loading dozens of fake amp shells onto a stage. “I’m a 42-year-old man who’s been on this tour for 15 years, and I can concretely say that an 18-year-old girl is just as hot as a 17-year-old girl. These bands today have no morals.”

what the fuck is wrong with this generation???

Anonymous 2017-06-16 11:22:50 Post No.130220543
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Anonymous 2017-06-16 11:22:50 Post No.130220543 [Report]

You should see if The Onion is running this story yet.

Anonymous 2017-06-16 11:24:27 Post No.130220708
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Anonymous 2017-06-16 11:24:27 Post No.130220708 [Report]

>>130220141
satire

funny though

Anonymous 2017-06-16 11:24:51 Post No.130220739
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>>130220309
>I’m a 42-year-old man who’s been on this tour for 15 years, and I can concretely say that an 18-year-old girl is just as hot as a 17-year-old girl.

Anonymous 2017-06-16 11:25:47 Post No.130220831
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