Explain to me why this country exists.

>>130217065
because blond eyebrows.

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>>130217065
Because of your mommas cock faggot

Because the flag has a cross, Jesus loves them.

Because people who spoke the same language thought it was a good idea to unite, much like any other country in existence.

>>130217065
Because Holger Danske

>>130217065
I don't know
I hate this shitty country

>>130217065
polser and tuborg
they are so polite (more than brits and leaves together)
olsenbande
they are hyggeligk

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>>130217065
use your own flag Svensker

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>>130219269

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>>130219269
Muhammedaner! UD!

>>130219417
Det är hennes halvsyskon Bubba. Hennes pappa var negerkung i Afrika.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6Ohm209UGo

>>130217065
Because that's my Papa

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>>130219640
>even back then Sverige was cucked
>"Min far er negerkonge!"
Hvorfor Sverige? Hvorfor?

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It exists to control the passage to the Baltic sea. If it weren't for the Netherlands then Denmark wouldn't even exist. It would have been annexed by Sweden. Netherlands couldn't allow that because it would make Sweden to powerful so they keep to Denmarks aid during the siege of Copenhagen

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>>130219977
Grandiose delusions (GD), delusions of grandeur, expansive delusions or megalomania are a subtype of delusion that occur in patients suffering from a wide range of psychiatric diseases, including two-thirds of patients in manic state of bipolar disorder, half of those with schizophrenia, patients with the grandiose subtype of delusional disorder, and a substantial portion of those with substance abuse disorders. GDs are characterized by fantastical beliefs that one is famous, omnipotent, wealthy, or otherwise very powerful. The delusions are generally fantastic and typically have a religious, science fictional, or supernatural theme. There is a relative lack of research into GD, in contrast to persecutory delusions and auditory hallucinations. About 10% of healthy people experience grandiose thoughts but do not meet full criteria for a diagnosis of GD.

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>>130219977
because you rebelled against your betters! Like the savage negro the Swede will stab you in the back the movement you show them mercy.

>>130217065
Nice proxy faggot

>>130219977
Thank god for that. Netherlands are our greatest ally. Once europe lies in smoldering ruins from islamic terrorism, danish and dutch men will rise from the ashes and rebuild EVROPA to its former glory. And we will kill every last swede in the world.

>>130220237
Explain why the dutch would come to your rescue when the danes were literally starving inside Copenhagen. The swedes had you surrounded on practically every corner and were waiting the danes out to surrender since they were on a clock but suddenly the dutch arrives to defend Denmark. Clearly they didn't want Sweden to win and control the entirety of Scandinavia because it would have been to close and too powerful for the Netherlands.

>>130217065
>tfw you realise Denmark is LITERALLY Legoland

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>breathes in
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>wheeze
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>130221768
>implying we even want that German infested clay
Build Dannevirke!

>>130219423
>>130219640

Get em Sven

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>>130217065
stop scandibaiting you fat USAnian piece of shit

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>>130217065

>>130219903
KAMELÅSÅ, Danskjävel

>>130217065
Pathetic gay asshole country with obnoxious posters

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>>130221077
Do you have any idea what you sound like?

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>>130222900
>>130222888
Hej Sven

>>130217065
We exist to make Lego and windmills.

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>>130217065
Really?

Superior race of people

we let them

because they were too tough for german hordes

What one is that again?

Atleast they don't let every fucking sandnigger in their country. (im looking at you sweden)

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>>130224554
this guy is better.
also quarter polish

>>130219269
Muslim kys

>>130219640
Swedish law is retaining you for calling her father nigger king, that's why the original was banned.

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>>130224674
Whatever you say captain Cuck.

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>>130221413

>>130217065
Because Denmark is a meme.

>>130221768
We voted in the 20s, the danes didn't want it because nothing can grow on that clay.

>>130225882
>Lokke

Somewhere has to be the best where.

>>130224554
Vikings is a faggot series. The vikings from Assterix in Britain the movie are more authentic.

>>130219977
When in need of wood and wheat, create a country out of this mess along this big ass river

>>130226009
and two tags to describe one person

only zyklon ben could have been behind this

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>nazi and democrat flag
Can't be a coincidence.

>>130226009
Yeah. If the guy who drew that gets stampede by feral muslims, I will laugh myself to sleep for the rest of my life.

>>130226137
Who picks toothpaste for a flag?

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>>130226465
Retards whose language sounds like Arabic and are rapidly working to turn their society to fit the profile.

>>130217065
So Sweden can have something to aspire towards.

>>130226945
Who are they selling land to? Colgate?

>>130217065
Pile of shit that isn't even nordic. Their greatest king was half-slavshit and they still brag about "we wuz angles n shieet"

>>130217065
Because they live on an island, and built lots of boats.

>>130229248
Our greatest king was Gorm the elder you cuck.

>>130229248
>isn't even nordic
wat

>>130231492
He was half slavnigger, that's not nordic

One drop of nigger blood is too much.

>>130231599
True. I guess Denmark isn't Nordic after all.

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>>130231492
Only Norway, Sweden and Iceland are Nordic. The rest of the subhumans should kindly fuck off