POTENTIAL HAPPENING

Got any potassium iodide?
Might help ease the effects of your skin falling off.

>>130207166
>guy leaves briefcase in a university
>AHHHHH

>>130207166

take some iodine pills and bury yourself in concrete.

your school has a fucking nuclear reactor?

>>130207166
What kind of fucking uni is this?

>Missouri University Science Technology
>MUST
>BOOOOOOOM
>JUST

>>130207753
Dude come on. A brief case? You think we're a bunch of retards or something?

It's a fucking package man.

>>130208022
Yeah it's really old. I've actually heard stories about graduate students who end up sterile after spending too much time researching in it.

>>130208291
A STEM uni.
The only respectable kind.

>>130208022
UNLIMITED POWAH!!!

jesus christ since when do universities have nuclear reactors? Thats fucking dumb, its like they want radicalized ass holes to come blow it up.

Just start running anon lmao or get an uber.

F

>>130208611
Dude. Get yourself an Uber and gtfo of there.

Wellllll... Actually, in hindsight, it probably won't be anything... Item will be removed and destroyed in a controlled explosion and then you return to your normal boring science shit work.

>>130208777
F

>>130207166
suspicious package never amounts to anything. if someone wanted to blow up the reactor it wouldn't be some lazy half ass attempt

>>130207166
an explosion wouldnt set off a nuke...

>>130209274

The reason it's usually nothing is because of extreme paranoia. EVERYTHING is suspicious these days.

PLUTONIUM

You do realize there's a massive difference between a nuclear reactor and a nuclear warhead, right?

A satchel charge isn't going to cause uranium rods to detonate

>>130207166
Call the Turks.

It's a tiny experimental reactor that can easily be deactivated

Unless they blast a giant crater there isn't going to be a melt down

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>>130208777
>777
well fuck

>>130208611
Nah. Youre retarded. Lemme know when the square goes on your round head

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>>130207166
>its another "nuclear reactors explode with the force of a nuclear bomb" episode

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>>130209773
>>130209414
>what is radiation

>>130208777
These are not very powerful reactors. They are built for research purposes and to teach how reactors work and how to operate them. They are maybe useful to power a lightbulb or something.

>>130208022
there's one in austin

>>130208022
Quite a few US colleges have very small research reactors. These things are fucking tiny, though.

>>130208022

This is not that special. A bunch of universities have an research reactor. Obviously its not nearly as big as commerical power nuclear reactor.

>>130208022
Most if not all large universities in the US have small reactors for research purposes. They aren't actually operating most of the time.

>>130207166
RASH B. RAAASSSHHH B!!!

>>130210339
Still very nasty if the fissile products inventory gets vaporized by some radicalized asshole and blown around with the wind they do not have containment structures.

>chernoybl University edition

Gurantee it's either a Muslim or antifa leftist.

>>130208777

>get an uber

or a taxi, or something. hop a train, ride a horse, etc.

where there's a will there's a way

>uni research reactors
>a threat

Why is /pol/ so fucking retarded? Pretty sure [s4s] has a higher IQ than you faggots

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>>130207166
>rave alert

You be fucked, brom

>>130208332
Plane
Steel
Must
Hit

>>130210111
This isn't a neutron bomb either dipshit. If you think an explosive device going off near a reactor would cause Chernobyl 2.0 you really don't understand how these reactors function

>>130207166

It'd take more than a random package to blow that reactor up, even if it was full of fucking C4.

Worst case, it'd cause a leak and you wouldn't want to be near the containment wall. Reactors generally don't "explode". They melt. Down. (Barring tsunami/quake level action)

>>130210658
99% positive the bag wasn't in the main reactor chamber

Even if it was the vaporized uranium would mostly be contained by the water it stays submerged in

>>130208022
that's standard for every tech uni retard

>>130211004
well you cold make a dirty bomb if you actually get all the martial inside and stick in a high despersing bomb

>>130208777
nuclear reactors are not dangerous

>>130207166
Time to take a day trip OP.
Get a bus or an Uber or something

Dont worry, nuclear pollution is totally safe, in fact, a little bit of Ra226 is beneficial.

t. studying reactor construction

>>130208022
Not uncommon. There are something like 18 teaching reactors. Kansas State has one; my office looked out over the cooling equipment for the better part 14 years.

>>130211413
Kite
Hit
Steel
Plane
MUST

>>130208022
Imagine being so poor your school doesn't have a nuclear reactor and you have to burn coal or cow shit to generate power instead. God damn am I glad I'm not some rural Ameritard.

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>>130210107
But my Mom lives in St. Louis. I'm scared.

>>130212917
Imagine being so fucking poor you gotta ask POLAND to help you.

Im glad not to be part of the EU.

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>>130207166

omae no tame ni ... owari da. sayonara.

>>130213372
Imagine being A FUCKING LEAF. I agree with you though.

>>130213372
Cancelling Poland's welfare cheque is asking for help? k

>>130213638
What happens in your country?

>>130208022
Most do - the research department where I'm doing my PhD has a small nuclear reactor, a small particle collider, and a smal lfusion device

>>130213638
after what your favorite son adolf did to them, it's racis

>>130213814
Sorry, many, not most. Not trying to imply every campus has a reactor, but basically anywhere with an established physics department that does nuclear physics will.

>>130207166
Take Potassium Iodide and jump into the nearest deepest swimming pool. Stay at the bottom for shielding until the crisis passes.

>>130207166
>>130208611
>>130209925
Nothing to worry about dude, most of these things have b̻͔̗̳̫̥̥͎̱͓̫̞͙͖̜̙̓ͣ͐̎͜͞ͅr̰̙̗̜̥̜̮̙̙͆̇́̍̚͢a̵̧̛̭̺̮̝̭̱͚͔͖͕̓ͤͮ̏ͮ͂̀ͧͅȧ̡̨͕͉̬̞ͮ̿̄̃̽̒̒͐ͣ̍̏͂̀a̷̵̦̖͙̝̬͚̟͎̬̎̂̃̾ͬ̑͊͊̓͌a̴̞͈̗̬̠̥̰̜͉̜̣͙̟͓̬͙̺͎ͮ͗̈́̆́̔͗ͬ͑̇ͬ̀̚̕͢͟a̛̘̹̙̘̞͔ͭ͛ͣ̑͞a̶͓͈͔̥̱̱͐̿̈́͗̔̍ͤͤ̎́̚͟͝ã̷̸̖̗̪̻͓͎̞͐̌̄̆͒̏̀à̶̸̢̛̦͖̝̮̖͎͇͓ͣ̈ͦͫͪͬͮͩͫ̀̈́ͬͅa͕͖͇̹͑̂̑̚̕͢ṗ̷̸̱͚̝̹͍̞̰͇͕̮̎̌̌̃̾ͪ̓̋ͣ͜ͅ!̶̹̳͓͍͙̻̤̀̃͐̽̕͠ ̧̬̫̰̱͈̟̘̩̟̪̖̘̥͚̖͙͍̋̋̾̔̿̀̑̿͛̌̈̄̇̑͢͞͠ͅb̷̧̥̣̻̹̼̱̝̖̹̖͓̯̜̩ͪ͛ͦ̈ͪ̽ͣ̉́̋̃̕͟r̨͓̫̩̫̼͈̗̺͚̝̯̞̞͂̆̀̀̊̀ͨͧ̇̆̐̃̾̃̇ͯͭ̇́͘͘a̧̫͎̟̤̤͎̩̟͚̟̪̋͐̒ͤ̓̎̃ͪͦ͗͋ǎ̴̛̳͉͖̪̟̬̙̟̦͓̻̩̙̗̿̔ͣͦ͢͡͡a̡̨̯̝̘̦͓̗ͦ͐̉͂̄̓̕̕a̢̢̡̡̤͕̦̺̼͇̖͍̻̜̪̤̞̓͌́͗a͖̗̬͆̓̓̚͘͠ͅa̱̩͚͚͚̙͔̝̜̱̝͗͒̌ͩ̍̄͟͡ā̵̶̢̨͎͙̭̹̘̟̦̗̞̬̭̳̝̗̺̳͍͐ͨ̒̌̓̓̎̋ͬͦͨͮ̾̂̄̉a̸̡̭͚̖̞̭̭̍͋̋̿̀̎̓̄̍̊̚̚a̸̢̨̺͖͓ͧ̎͆͊ͧ͌ͣͪͦ̓̾͋͢͠ͅp̵̡̨͇̮̟̳͉̙͙̤̓̌ͩ̏̋ͬ̔͗͊̏͆̆!̸̸̧̛̳͖̬͕͉̻̖͇̻̣̥̥̌̄̽̃ͤ̎ͫ͐ͪͪ̐̓̚ͅ

Embrace the atom, anon. Become one with the atom. When you are with atom, you and it will become one and the same. Love thy Atom.

Any updateon this?

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>>130207166
Blow it up yourself. Cuck them

>>130213838
Poles confirmed for niggers
>>130213731
we pay

>replies in this thread
There surely can't be this many retards that think the uranium used for power generation is enriched enough to explode like a fucking nuke, can there? Being that this is a small university reactor, that shit likely can barely even hold criticality on its own.

>>130213948
>Drown yourself to be safe from the radiations!

>>130207166
Relax

Radiation is your friend, you just have to open up

>>130207166
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missouri_University_of_Science_and_Technology_Nuclear_Reactor
this?

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>>130208022
>his school doesn't have a nuclear reactor
laugh at this pleb

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>>130218794
>He's an AnCap flag and he doesn't have his own LFTR in his backyard, selling his surplus energy to his neighbours and then cutting it off when the one neighbour won't sell his daughter into your servitude.

Laugh at this plebeian.

>>130207166
Clearly the only solution is to shuffle off this mortal coil prematurely.

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>>130218794

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>>130208022
Don't they teach love in your school?

>>130208022
>he thinks nuclear phycicists are taught with painted styrofoam balls

>>130208777
>since when
since half a century ago
see >>130222475

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>>130207166
Thanks for letting us know.

>>130215162
pay to house niggers, glad you're enjoying democracy

Lewis Black once said, "If you feel like killining yourself, Rolla's the place to do it!. you get there and take one look around and say I want to end it all. I was in the audience when he roasted us and then he later went on to do it on a late night show.

>>130207166
RIP OP

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>>130207166
God fucking dammit I live a mile from there!

>>130223551
Dang ol kaboom, man

Who owns the reactor?

>>130223307
>fellow UMR anon who was also in audience for Lewis Black here

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>>130207166
>4:20pm

funny larp fucktard

>>130212917
> God damn am I glad I'm not some rural Ameritard.
This statement leads me to believe you have no idea where Rolla, MO is.

>>130223783
Why do you have a production test picture of the "B Unit" Boney Bob from Wolfman Mac's Chiller Drive-In?

>>130223307
>>130224036

That makes me so fucking angry. How long ago was that?

Being from STL, I absolutely love Rolla. It's a small town, but not too small. I love being away from the hustle and bustle of the city.

Lewis Black is a fucking Jewish piece of shit.

Finally something big happening in Missouri

>>130224208
Reasons
A more pressing matter is what the fuck am I going to do is the reactor gets blown up.
There gonna quarantine the town and I'm gonna be have a new fallout DLC:The real life pack.

>>130224338
I left in '04 so it was a year or two before. It was actually pretty funny because he was making fun of having to fly into STL and then take 44 to Rolla and being a lonely Jew on a desolate road and all you see are big billboards that just say "Jesus." He reused the material on Conan or something.

>>130224627
MURR's containment vessel can withstand a DC-10 or large direct hit. You should be okay.

Any Rolla anon's want to join my Brotherhood of Steel chapter if the worst happens?

>>130207166
I guess you'll just shitpost to 4chan until your body gives out on you. And then the afterlife will then look at you and go "LOL faget"

>>130207166
Hang out and collect some corium.

>>130207166
>What do I do?
Personally I'd be using the "We're about to die, let's fuck!" line on every attractive girl I see.

>>130224627
Sorry, just realized it's the MSTR facility. LEU is very safe when dispersed. Localized contamination is the only likely event. INES 4 in a worse case scenario.

>>130208022
my university had one too. we called it the atomic egg

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>>130207166
Take a good look anon.

>>130225605
>every attractive girl I see
>at a STEM university
>in rural Missouri

If you only knew how bad it is here...