Do you was your ass?

>>130205073
wipe with tp then finish with a baby wipe.

Why even wipe honestly? Just shit before you shower in the morning.

>>130205073
everytime i shit i take a quick shower to wash my ass

>>130205073
I wipe regularly, and use a wet piece of toilet paper w/ soup to finish the job. I'd use baby wipes but they're expensive.

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>>130205073
I got something like this.

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I have such a good diet that my ass never gets dirty enough that I would need to wash it.
My logs are with firm and soft without any cracks and they slide out of my butthole with such a precision that my anus never gets dirty.

Stop eating trash and you might don't need to wash your ass everytime you take a dump.

Just remembered one huge pro of washing. Basically it works like an anal bleaching. Yes, if you have a yellowish/brownish tint to your asshole - it's a shit.

Goes away in a month or two of regular usage.

>>130205660
this

wipe once or twice then squat in the shower and blast my ass. the clean feeling is just great, I couldn't even imagine going back to paper only

>>130205073
bidet toilet seat owner here.
yeah i feel subhuman without one.

Wash.

We don't have bidets here we just wipe with TP until clean

fucking europeans are gross, so you blast your ass with water and leave a shitty sink for the next person to use?

Just clean with tp you degenerates, no wonder we voted brexit

>>130205073
Wait, you telling me eurocucks can't even afford toilet paper so they water to clean? HAHAHAHAAH

>>130205073

I use flushable wet wipes, myself. Dry toilet paper isn't enough to get you properly clean.

>>130205073
i have never past-tensed my ass

>>130205703
mushroom or tomato soup?

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Bidet didn't come from the muslim. You think they had bidet-pulling camels in the desert?
Surprisingly the bidet is French.

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>>130205786
This. I got one for like $30 on Amazon and it's been the best purchase I made in years

>>130206315

>he thinks people wash their ass in the sink

Bidets aren't fucking sinks, you moron.

>>130206454
same

>>130205073
It stings and it's gross and why are my pants wet again? I've lived in places. Same ones in fact. And if you look at paper and it's fine, where is the problem? I am conscious of my smells. Of which i have none that aren't covered up with sprays and chemicals. Like a normal person

>>130206315
Bidet is basically a different toilet which is designed not to keep any shit in it.

>>130206344
We do have toilet paper for pre-wiping especially nasty shits.

>>130205973
So it's bleaching it because our water or something. Sounds all raisiny and dried out

>>130206315
the gay has a point
if the bidet or nozzle seat gets dirty it blasts that dirty back at you
if that is somebody elses dirty then i don't see this as a good way to get rid of dirty

>>130205073
>Eurofag
>Enjoys being pissed on his anus

You don't say

>>130206573
Why it is less popular in France than Italy then? We have it basically in every house. There it's not the case.

>>130205073
of course i don't wash my ass.

i'm American.

I eat right and shit clean.

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>>130206760
>mfw taking a shit for yurops is a 2-toilet relay race

I blast clean my anus in the shower literally every time after I take a shit at home. At work I use wet paper towels to give it a good thorough clean.

Live life with a clean butthole and it boosts your confidence at least 2x.

>>130206783
No. it's that if you don't wash your ass properly after you shit, all the micro particles of shit coat your ass and get absorbed over time, more and more. Takes time to get rid of it, basically what happens is you don't have new shit on and the skin eventually renews.

>>130205073

That's dumb. I just dip my tp in the toilet water and viola it's a wet wipe.

>>130205703
Broccoli cheddar soup?

>>130207173
your approach is suboptimal but
>>Live life with a clean butthole and it boosts your confidence at least 2x.
I can confirm 100%

>>130206551
tomatoe. works wonders.

>>130207530
>>130207548

>>130206315
Only a degenerate would wash in the sink and leave it dirty for the next person

t. habitual washer of arse in sinks

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>>130206114

+1

Do you normies wipe up or down? Also do you wad or fold?

>>130205073
In all seriousness, how do you use such a device? The faucet point downwards and not in the direction of your ass, how do you get the water up? I completely understand those toilets with a built in water jet, but this construct is a complete mystery to me.

>>130208292
You don't get a water up, you sit in a way that your butthole is parallel to the water stream. Then you use your hand and soap to wash it. It's kinda intuitive when you try.

>>130205660
>>130206114
This. Paper peasants should just kill themselves.

>>130208633
so you basically sit ass up head down on it or what? Does your hand touch your anus in the process?

>>130205073
No they are just to incompetent to wipe their ass. Thats why they needed this

>>130208881
No, it's not head down, you just sit a bit forward of the stream, not on top of it. And it's not a jet stream usually.

Of course you use your hand, no jet or shower can clean your ass well enough. Then you wash your hand, obviously.

>>130209452
ok, in that case I prefer a shower over this. But it's certainly better than nothing. Wiping with dry paper only is truly barbaric, even the indians are better than this.

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don't have a bidet but i shower every time.
a really fucking annoying habit of mine.

I always WAS my ass

I still don't get how you don't get shitwater running down your ass and legs when you use this. does it have anti-gravity?

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>>130205448

based

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>>130205073

I don't feel myself fully clean if I use paper only.

Most of the finnish homes have bidet shower. I can wash my ass while sitting on toilet seat. Usually I just time my dump before shower.

Question to all bidet haters: If your face is full of shit, do you start wiping it with paper or wash it away? Which one is better?

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>>130210353
Demonstration in pic.

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>>130205448
Don't forget your diaper.

>>130206344
We use both dumbass

>>130205936
>My logs are with firm and soft without any cracks and they slide out of my butthole with such a precision that my anus never gets dirty.
That's my life goal. Please tell me your secret.

>>130205073

I usually take a shower afterwards.

But you're right, a bidet would be a lot less wasted water.

>>130206905
For the simple reason that only french whores use it and its made for them in france and in italy its normal

>>130208633
Weird, my old home had a bidet that actually shot a stream up.

We never used it though, it ended up being a magazine holder next to the toilet.

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>>130210595
Shower shots have many great attachments

Bidet, clean easy and refreshing. Save on paper, rarely ever buying any.

>>130207473
So you wipe your ass with piss and shit?

>>130206114
this

>Not just scooping the shit off with your hands and washing your hands in the cistern

Saves me a ton of money on toilet paper

>>130207324
Yeah but people shower you know. I dont want wet raisin ass im sorry

>>130208040

up and down until it's literally just white tp, gotta get it clean from all the angles before you go in the shower to blast it with water and some soap on your ass cheeks to clean it from the seat.

>>130205073

I wipe it one/two times then wash it on the bidet

>>130205448
That's disgusting. Then you have soap on your ass. I wash with the tub faucet after i wipe

>>130210868
But you use soap on your cornhole in the shower.

All these faggot bidet fans are only spraying water on this asshole. It's not getting anything clean. It's psychological. Plus, most of these Euros don't shower once a day...3 or 4 times a week at best. Throw in their propensity for wearing their clothes 2-3 days in a row and it's almost understandable why they use bidets.

Of course, it's still subhuman not to shower daily...

>>130206838
a lot of bidets have a nozzle-cleaning mechanism, at least the ones that attach to the toilet itself

>>130205786
>>130206601
does this work? cause I'm about to order

>>130211832
who doesn't use soap on bidet? wtf mate

>>130205073
I use toilet paper and my butthole gets very clean. I'm sorry you are retarded.

>>130212797
SHART

>>130212797
visibly clean != clean

>>130212693
It's really nice. Just turn it one for a bit, move around on the seat to reach everything, wipe once (pretty much just to dry the area off because the water gets everything) and your done. You use waaaay less tp.

>>130212899
I can (and do) probe in and around my asshole with a bare finger after wiping and it smells nothing like feces. Your move.

>>130212899
>visibly clean != clean
exactly
you fags trade having a 99% clean arsehole with toilet paper and 100% clean hands to having a spotless arsehole and feces all over your hands, simply because you enjoy the feeling of fondling your sphincter

have you ever had to clean up shit and no matter how much soap you use, the smell is still there for hours? of course you do, it's your daily routine

>>130213243
you just got used to the smell

>>130213403
Feces are washed away easily with water and soap, you know? Off the hands, too

>>130210639
yeah but in that position if water was sprayed on your asshole it would drip down onto your balls and legs maybe

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>>130205073
Pic related

>>130213623
i don't want your smelly, shit-stained fingers making my pizza m8

>>130213243

So you're inhaling fecal matter?

Nice.

>>130213852
No. All the fecal matter is in the toilet, retard.

Eat properly for a start. You should not be shitting brown clay.

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>>130205073
how is this a /pol/ worthy thread ? hurr durr my popperhole durr.

sage
/sage
#sage for pols future

>>130205786
Does that not just spray liquid shit all over your arse?

>>130214056

Enjoy your low key jenkem highs bro.

>>130212910
sounds good, I'm ordering. Already got the squatty potty after seeing it on /pol/.

>>130214131
>Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.
http://www.4chan.org/rules#global7

>>130205073
bidet masterrace
glad we have a bidet in the house
its the most proper way
this or using alot of wet toilet paper
my butthole is as clean as my mouth

>>130214131

It hasn't been a solid Friday afternoon w/out a bidet post and a circumsion post.

This is a solid Friday afternoon.

>>130205660
What about public bathrooms?

>>130205073
Underpants sheild the world from my poop and peepee

wtf arent those common?
I have always had one at home?
If your country doesn't have one you are borderline poo in loo.

>>130211700
>I wash with the tub faucet after i wipe
This
I wipe once or twice to remove any bulk then I squat in the tub and wash my ass off. Seriously changed my life. I never have to worry about particularly nasty shits that basically require you to wipe your ass raw

>>130210595
i always use a warm washcloth to wipe shit from my face.

>>130208040
Fold and both directions it's the fastest method otherwise you're just pushing shit further and further up your arse crack.

>>130213243
What the fuck, really?

I have a spray attachment for my toilet. Love it.

>>130208040
wipe - fold - wipe - toss

repeat

>>130205448
The patrician answer.

I use the detachable shower head to clean my ass crack after wiping with toilet paper

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>>130214384
We need bidet and bifet style attachments
Paper is not enough.

>>130205501
I try and do this, otherwise wet wipes.

>>130215591
So you basically take a shower after every poop? What if you have to shit away from your home?

>>130214684

You have a bidet because the people of your culture don't shower regularly.

In reality, the arugment isn't about "bidet vs. no bidet." The argument is about those that shower daily (US, Canada) and those that don't (pretty much everywhere else). If you shower daily and shit before doing so, you don't need a bidet. Fucking hillbillies...probably still use chamber pots too.

>>130214684
Poo in loos use their left hand to wipe. You are closer to them than toilet paper users.
Civilized people don't have physical contact with their human waste at any other point than where necessary. Especially the body part they use most.

lol who wipes their ass in 2018 i mean wtf

>>130205501
this
a healthy human will shit not long after waking.

>>130205073
Wet wipes are superior in every way.

>>130205073
Our American food is so greasy it just slides out of there, half the time I don't even need to wipe.

>>130205073
I shit twice a day.
In the morning before breakfast, and then again at night before dinner.
Always shower afterwards.

>>130205786
That's just cold water though, fuck that. Just keep the area free of hair and wipe thoroughly, it is the realm of shit and those thinking that it will stay clean for longer than 5 minutes after a wash are kidding themselves.

>>130205073
Every time I can.
I actually keep a slim pack of baby wipes with me at all times when I might not have the opportunity.

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>>130216007
>that flag
>that lack of basic hygiene
checks out

>>130215672
In Italy, we shower daily in cold season and twice-thrice a day with a fucking heat like it is right now. And we still use a bidet. Your argument is invalid.

>>130215993
That is some serial killer shit, one of my employees used to do the same and I caught him on a roof killing baby birds just for fun

>>130205073
I was never my ass.
My ass was me.

Do you was your ass?

>>130216007
>Just keep the area free of hair
homo detected

>>130216007
Lol filthy fuck shart in mart dirty ass, what do you eat that your ass leaks shit thru out the day?

>>130206114
Less hemoroids blasting water on the hole and crack after wiping.
Bidets or movable shower heads stop hemmoroids from gettibg inflamed.

>>130216007
eh... you mean you leaking shit in between the times you shit?

Never heard of such a phenomena unless you eat a ton of olestra

I carry a travel bidet in my backpack. I hate having to wipe with tp alone.

>>130205073
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aLlhs-7T7Cw

>>130211832
Showering every day can be bad for your skin. Every other day, depending on how dirty you get, is the most optimal way to go.

>>130216538
>unarchived BuzzFeedVideo video
Use hooktube so they don't get views

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=aLlhs-7T7Cw

>>130215842

It's the Euro diet that is causing these guys to shit at 3PM. They eat fucking Bifis, cheese, loaves of poor person bread, cabbage and then they wash it down w/room temp beer, a yogurt drink or 4% milk. The result? Always be crapping...sitting on the pot and reading "Asterix and Obelix" or something concerning Scrooge McDuck.

Nobody should ever listen to a Euro when it comes to personal hygiene. Source: Lived in Germany, smelled them before I saw them.

>>130215663
Then wipe
I use the shower head like a bidet to clean my ass crack when taking a shower so theres no shit smell when i get a blow job.

>>130216352
I just realized that it maybe his asshole is so worn out that it doesn't hold.

I wash my ass in the ladies room sink...fuck them with their private single bathroom...men have to sit there smelling multiple peoples shit.

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>>130205073
Wet wipes my good man. That's how the burger cleans his buns.

>>130216620
I'm sure your dad doesn't mind the smell as much as you think anon

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I bet you filthy fucking barbarians don't even shave your asshair

Try smearing peanut butter on your hair and then wiping it off

>>130206699

its only smellz

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>>130205073
If Indians earn an F at poo technology, Europeans get an A+ for having bidets and putting the toilet in a separate room from the shower.

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>>130205073
TP then bidet. Clean as fuck

>>13020507 3
Just get addicted to heroine so you never poo

>>130216934

Ahmed likes your ass clean shaven huh Sven? Your wife so loose he is fucking you now?

>>130216352
Mine is a bit loose but the average anus still emits faecal matter in gasses and such, you're continually farting you know, not just the ones you let rip.

>>130217067
But you aren't factoring in the lack of daily personal hygiene (showering) by Euros.

That A+ in bidet technology is like being the fastest guy in a wheelchair. Who cares?

>>130205786
I have the same one.

People in India always use a jet/bidet after taking a shit and then use to TP.

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>>130205073
I was in Rome for a week and didn't see a single bidet. I don't think this shit actually exists outside of Crocodile Dundee 2.

bidets are pretty queer

>>130212693
Yes it works, although it might take some time for you to relax so that you're not clenched up.

I bought one with a heated toilet seat and an internal ceramic heater for heating the water. One of the best purchases that I've made in a long time.

>>130205073
>Believing you are enlightened while never even sharting in a mart
you just ain't living Luigi

>>130217406
>People in India always use a jet/bidet after taking a shit
>designated shitting streets

>>130206838
I doubt it ever happens since the nozzle is always hidden under the seat.

I just take a bath after a shit,and I DON'T,NO MATTER WHAT,shit outside my home
how can people shit outside their houses is beyond me

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>trusting the loo merchant
take the Indian pill /pol/

>>130217067
We often do not put them in separate rooms in fact. Instead, we have 2-3 bathrooms per apartment, usually 2 for 3-room and 3 for 4-5.

>>130216613
And the germans consider us dirty. Just imagine the smell!

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>>130217406

/pol/ is toppest satire

>>130217574
Walking around with shit streaks and a shit rimmed anus like you got fucked in the butt is literally gay as shit desu

>>130217293
Don't Muslims wipe with their hand anyway? Still India-tier F-, would rather use a bidet while someone showers in the next room.

I've noticed no difference in smell between Euro and American cities, except that Venice smells the worst. People mostly have odorless pheromones and it only takes 2-3 body odor guys to ruin a traincar in any case.

>>130217406
you should have said "people in my kasta"

>>130217228
Youre thinking of vaginas

>>130205073
>$800 bidet from japland
>heated seat
>mist or spray option
>heated air dry

>>130205448

This, i always keep baby wipes and disinfectant wipe near my throne.

P.S. Women like it too

>>130218010
That doesnt happen though. It's like a woman measuring a dick properly

>>130217761
You seem to be stalking me in all the threads.

Do you intend to bully/harass me because someone told you Indians poo in the streets?

>>130214425
only shit at home, I'm not a degenerate with an unbalanced intestine

>>130205660
This. I haven't used toilet paper in 30 years. It's fucking disgusting. Use the showerhead and scrub vigorously with soap, every time.

Shitting in public restrooms is absolutely unthinkable. People who come to work and take a morning shit, bombing out the entire building, should be killed. Subhumans.

>>130218198
>Muh bullying
Beta

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>>130214684
>Let me bring my diet to the conversation
>Let me assume you dont shower
>Let me derail the original question
These people are savages I tell you.

>>130218011
Venice smells because of the algae, and shit ton of tourists maybe.

>>130205073
I use a Japanese electric toilet. I hate going anywhere else now

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>>130218198
>told
Pajeet, the statistics don't lie

>>130218198
The videos are on the net man.

>>130205448
make sure it's a flushable one otherwise it fucks up the sewerage system

>>130218198
don't...

90% of brazilians have a little attachment in their bathoom , a little sprinkler to wash our assholes.

>>130217945
I saw it in Poland but not France/Germany/England, and friends have confirmed it's more of an eastern thing.

Euro showers only really "fail" when there's no difference between shower drain and bathroom floor. That's fungus infected YMCA-tier in America

>>130218198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Pj4L7C2twI

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>>130218493
forgot the pic

>>130218484
That's just poor design. I understand what you're saying but haven't seen one like this in a long time.

>>130205073
No, I were.

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>>130218481
I'm sure that having a little sprinkle of water on there asses is a high priority for most people there.

>>130205501
Dirty af

Whats the better way of wiping? Standing or sitting?

I'm /uprightandtight/

>>130218342
Yeah: (((algae))), along with other minor factors such as everyone constantly throwing trash in the canals for centuries

Don't worry dawg, Italy was my first trip in Europe and definitely a good standard of comparison. Would like to go back and party as an adult and not a tourist, but you must live there and make the connections so people open their couches to you

>>130217406
>india
I'm confused. Do you actually have outdoors bidet? Like... on the sidewalk, in the same places where fire hydrants in countries like America normally are?

>>130218458
Nah it's fine. They just need to hire more people to maintainence the pipes. In essence I'm a job creator.

>>130205073
Does no one here know what wet wipes are?

>>130216934
>shaving anything but your face (optional)

SWEDEN YES

just cleaner than paper only

>>130205936
Brilliant pic Hans.

>>130218198
Just ignore it, everybody catches shit on /pol/

Don't reply to him

>>130205448

Reverse this

>>130207051
>not taking a bushmans shit and using a snake like a piece of floss to clean your ass.

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FUCK ALL YOU NIGGERS!
we Indians wash our asses with dedicated water cannons

wet wipes are full of chemicals

besides, the jet is like an enema, removes shit particles inside

>>130219233
They stink, they put that nasty chemical perfume in them and they block sewer pipes. The people at the treatment plant love clearing shitty wipes of their grids as well.

Here in the South we use the classic corncob.

>>130214425
If I shit in a public bathroom, something has gone wrong. I wipe, go home, and shower.

Firstly i wipe with tp to get the worst of it.

Then i wipe with baby wipes until absolutely no visible trace of shit is left on the wipe four times in a row.

Then i take a shower, using the smaller maneuverable shower head along with soap to clean my ass completely.

This method is probably only viable because i shit relatively rarely, usually 3-4 times per week. If I shat multiple times a day I would probably dry out my asshole, not even considering the immense amount of time my routine would consume if it was to be done that much more frequently.

I have been wanting to purchase a attachable bidet for a while, but haven't yet gotten around to doing so.

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>>130217761
>>130217950
>>130218037
>>130218296
>>130218431
>>130218480
>>130218493
>>130219121
I hope this thread doesn't turn into "my" thread because seems like you guys are derailing it while trying to bash me that the poor part of India shits wherever you believe they shit at. I doubt it is a wise stance since you have no clue about my country better than me, who resides here. I would not be responding to such posts anymore since your prejudice is only as good as goon in society.

Posting my shitter for you stalky/creepy people so please stop derailing the thread.

>>130219589
then explain why you don't use your left hand to eat

>>130219641
I'd think they gay guy wouldn't have a problem getting involved with a bitty of shitty work. Do you put a towel down or just change your sheets after sex each time?

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>>130219589
I've heard of penis envy, but never toilet envy

>>130205073
Nope, periodically pay chinese girls to wash it for me.

>>130219803
Consider the fact that your country is literally worse than sub-saharan African states when it comes to shitting in the streets

>>130219803
>third world plumbing
LMAO

>>130219546
Nah, you'd get loads of tp left in your bum hole

>>130216346
>doesn't know the feeling of having a bald ass
Not a homo here. I just enjoy the ease of cleaning up after taking a shit, and the unusually loud reverberations of my farts right after removing the hair.

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