Is Trump literally the only thing this guy can talk about?

Fuck him .. he has a weird right ear

>>130177230
Trump derangement syndrome.

Plus it's the only thing libs can think about so it sells well with his core audience. I'm not the biggest Trump fan (I would've preferred Cruz) but he's the president and eventually most of these angry libs will have to come to terms with that and move on with their lives.

>>130177230
>Is Trump literally the only thing this guy can talk about?
I wish somebody would "diversify" this leftist piece of shit.

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>>130177230

I think these types just have a problem with traditional male dominance. Anytime an alpha wins they get upset.

I've come to realize nearly everyone on the left is a sociopath.
Best move is to stay away from them.

>>130177230
Apparently his ratings went up once he did. Heaven forbid CBS have to change their television model from a schedule based off 40 yrs ago and the fact that late night talk shows appeal to no one able to stay awake that long anymore, let's just trash Trump for 90 mins or however long, that's what will save our company.

>>130177230

He had shit ratings, talking about Trump probably increases his ratings so that's all he'll ever talk about in the future.

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>>130178728
>eventually most of these angry libs will have to come to terms with that and move on with their lives.
That's just it, it doesn't seem like that's going to be allowed to happen this time around, judging by the coordinated ramp-up of rhetoric against him. I've never seen anything like this before, and folks far older than me say the same thing.

>>130177230
BBBBLLLUMBPFFFFF TWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO SKEWWWWWPPSSSSSS

>>130177230
>4 years after trump has finished his term
>drumpffffff!!! AMIRITE?

>>130177230
His daughters kinda hot.

>>130177230

Trump is all anyone can talk about. Apparently it gets the ratings, though.

Honestly, I don't understand how even the most leftist person in America could still be entertained by CNN reporting every single day about Trump's latest tweet. It's the same shit every day. There's more going on in the world than an inexperienced president having inflammatory social media habits.

>>130180926
Post pics?

>>130177230

But hillarys emails tho.

>>130178728
When will they? What's currently happening has never happened in our nations history before.

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Not the only thing

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pretty much only reason of his continued existence

>>130177230
I stopped watching this faggot ten years ago and you regard fuck holes are still talking about him. You're all a god damn embarrassment.

It's all he talks about because the left never gets tired of hearing it. It's crazy how fucking obsessed they are with every move Trump makes. I've been wondering why they act this way. Is it because of the rise of the internet and social media? Because any schmuck now has a platform to voice their hate? Because they now have perpetual echo chambers where they can have their opinions and biases affirmed and just keep going in circles about it, and it never gets the chance to die down?

>>130182243
Ten year ago I was watching Stewart show and he was a side character.

>>130182476
That's how being the president it's like.

How does affect democracy if Lewinsky sucks the president dick?

>>130177230
I would love to punch this try-hard in the face. That goes for anyone who makes faces like in OP. Literally makes me see red.

>>130177230
it brings ratings

>>130177230
It gets views.

That's all that matters you retarded man child. It also allows his audience to confirm their existing biases.

>>130177230
Trump is the best thing to happen to yellow journalism since columbine.

>>130177230
His show was sinking, he latched onto picking on Trump, his ratings hit a slight boost and now he's clinging onto Trump for dear life.

>>130177230
It's really sad how pathetic he's become. He's like a cheerleader for liberals now, at least before his gimmick on comedy central was funny.. He gets to be a real bitch when someone doesn't agree with him or go off script in his view, I just can't watch him anymore honestly. Something about him and what I mentioned previously just really annoys me now.

>>130177230
2 SCOOOPPSPALSPSP DGLSIDIEUMPFLKINS
no but seriously this guy is like a virus, friend from college has turned into Stephen Colbert incarnate who just obsesses over trump, has a trump mask, bernout, always posting about trump. I swear they get a hard on about trump. Needless to say I don't associate with that kid kek, looks a lunatic spiraling out of control. Liberalism: not even once

>>130177230
trump is the best thing to ever happen to this faggot, i'm actually surprised he didn't get cancelled after how terribly he did his first six months or so

trump curse on this faggot when?

>>130185865
His gimmick was funny and even conservitive thought so regardless of being the butt of the joke. Same with American dad

Satire is the highest form of political comedy.

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>>130177230

Yes. That's his job now, the DNC has been giving him information to run.

Archives: http://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/subject/knowledge%20bomb/username/anonymous5/tripcode/%21%219O2tecpDHQ6/

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>>130177230
BRUMPLE CRUMP TWO SCOOPS

>>130177230
Yes

>>130186419
When he changed networks, he said he wanted to be positive because there was so much negativity in politics. He didn't realize that his liberal viewers only wanted a echo chamber and his ratings suffered greatly. Since jumping on the bash Trump train, his liberal fans have returned and his ratings gone up. It's the only way he can make money now.

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>>130177230
Why does he keep making those weird ugly gremlin faces?

What is that?

Is it funny? Is it exciting? What is he trying to project? He's like a character in some horrible dystopian scifi TwighLight Zone episode.

And why does youtube keep freezing it and showing him this way?

>>130189202
share a scoop brother?

>>130179457
Haha, I've never seen this..I've only seen the meme. DRUMPH IS FINISHED!

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drumple bump

>>130189204
He's become a dour lesbian.

>>130177230
He's a shabbos goy puppet speaking the words of Sumner Rothstein and Leslie Moonves

>>130177619
wat the fuck ur right

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>YOU WILL PAY
>GROHLAND LLUUUUUUMFPH

>>130177230
Trump is a international embarrassment so why shouldnt he talk about him?

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>>130191971
BURPLE DURP

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>>130177230

As long as it keeps getting him more ratings why wouldn't he?

>>130192896
>tfw Fallon is crumbling because he doesn't shit on Trump enough
what a gay country

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>>130192896
>(((ratings))) = (((polls)))
DRUMFOO TRUOOPS

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>>130177230
WHAT? WHY DO YOU IMBECILES CLAP FOR DRUMPF? AAAAAARGGHHH!
>starts to transform into raping, murderous ( but tolerant) demonic form

I was in the audience for his show a couple days ago. AMA

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>>130193244
Shame on you for not shouting TWO SCOOPS BRUMPLE CRUMPLE you faggot.

>>130177230
Trump is the only thing that everyone talks about.

BLOOOOOOOPFFFFFFFFFFFFFELLLED
GROPPPPLEESSSSS

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>>130194072
I fucking love these threads
MAKE SCOOP-POST GREAT AGAIN!

>>130177230
BRONLAD DRUMPH

audience cheers and roars

IS STUUUUPEEEEET

standing ovation

every...single....night.

>>130194227
You can tell Colbert's writers lurk the board and they get salty about these threads.

I'm going to start sending Colbert some BRUMBLE FRUMP postcards, I got one of those postcard printers at the thrift store the other day and it came with an ink / postcard pack with like 40 postcards left in there, works great.

If he did anything else his ratings would drop even more. He ruined his name, used to be known as a hilarious political commentator back with John Stewart but became a fucking lunatic during the election.

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>>130189202
>>130191926
>>130193473
>>130186178
>>130187889
>>130193861
>>130194108
SCOOP ABUSERS SHALL BE ELIMINATED!
RAAAAAAARGH!

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>blocks your path

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>>130194531
>hilarious political commentator back with John Stewart
he was never hilarious, it's just that the state of late night has always been awful so by comparison the stewart show mid 2000s was actually funny

but measured against say, the muppet show, it sucked of course

we will never again have a hilarious and politically neutral puppet oriented late night show, feels bad

>>130177230
All he really cares about his money, all his audience wants is trump hate, views = ad money.

So yes, it's all he will talk about.

The day Trump leaves office will be the day he cries himself to sleep, no matter what he wants people to think.

>>130191926
Why am I laughing so much at this

>>130179457
ONE SCOOP ONLY YOU MOTHER FUCKING SPONALD!

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>>130181421
I got you sempi

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>>130195755
She's older now, look at the way he handles her. Does he want to date her?

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>S-sop Dad, that's my underwire!
>NOT TILL I GET MY SCOOPS

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>>130177230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9zXPhHE8kY

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>>130177230
i honestly liked his show until the house nigga started making sound effects all the time

ZIP ZOP

WOOOOOOOOOOO

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAH

WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAHHHHH

no clue why they gave him a microphone

>>130195968
That's a big remote.

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>>130196327
black lives matter, they needs scoops too

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>>130195968
She is like a 7/10 at best, but with her father being who he is I'd give her a 4/10

>>130196327
>[random off-screen jungle sounds intensify]
the (un)funny thing is that when he actually uses words he doesn't say anything valuable. He's basically a dumb token monkey to half-assedly try to appeal to a "younger more urban" demographic which doesn't work anyway.

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>>130177619
>>130191640
He's actually deaf in that ear. I don't remember why, I think he had surgery on it for whatever reason, and that's why it looks weird.

I remember him saying so on the Colbert Report, back when he was funny.

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CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME TWO QUICK RUNDOWNS?

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Trump is just a really easy target. Plus my President Donald Trump feeds the fire. The host of the late show changes a lot of hearts and minds, as a huge part of culture. Plus I watch him because the jokes are actually really good. It takes a strong comptehension of topics to crack wise at them.

>>130196921
>the jokes are actually really good. It takes a strong comptehension of topics
kek, this is how I know it's b8. His new show is really dumbed down compared to the Report, you can figure out the crappy punchlines from half a minute away.

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Guys stop posting about the 2 scoops!

>>130177230
Bump

>>130191926
That ice cream looks like biscuits.

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>>130197195
VFIO)WGFUIGFIUG FIGOIGWIUG SCOOPS

>>130196921
Is that you Stephen?

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This is even better than Toddposting from /v/

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>>130177230

>>130180897
>term
You forgot the "s", buddy

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>>130197387
dsfn;oafsjoafhoafe;aieoeihgoergn;ajfeng;porhg
SCOOPS

>>130196630
>with her father being who he is
That makes her hotter, he'd kill himself knowing an ultra-nationalist is fucking her brains out every night

>>130193244
do they threaten the audience with violence off camera if they dont laugh?

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>>130177230

he talks about what he eats.

>>130193244
>PLEASE CLAP signs light up

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>>130193244
How many scoops did the audience get?

I used to really like Stephen Colbert, this is just sad to me

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TTWWWOOOOOOOOOO

>>130198301
>he talks about what he eats.

correction
he talks what he eats

SCRUPPPOS

Bump...

>>130196791
>>130177619
>>130191640
he had an airplane accident where he was younger and his brother and father both died in it, left him with a deaf ear

>>130197962
>That makes her hotter, he'd kill himself knowing an ultra-nationalist is fucking her brains out every night
You know she is loving the BBC, and wouldn't date anyone like that.

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WHY SO MAD SCOOPY

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SCCOOOROPS

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>>130195755
>>130195968
>>130196090
>>130196630
Is it me or does his daughter look like the girl Podesta brothers kidnapped?

>>130198354
Kek those were literally there on the tv screens

>>130198009
No but they bring out this asshole comedian before Colbert comes out and he basically tells us to laugh extra hard at everything

>>130199595
it's you, Cuckbert's daughter looks more Irish.

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>>130177230
I heard that Wikileaks supposedly released info showing that Colbert gets his material largely from the DNC itself. It would explain the constant Trump obession.

Also, notice how all these late night comedy shows make jokes about Trump being some Russian agent, despite there being no solid evidence for it? It's basically the same as Obama not being born in the US - but they never made jokes about that, because that would be rayciss and harmful to the leftist movement.

Also, there's irony in how many of the "leftist" idiots that clap like seals for Colbert quips don't realize they're actually supporting an effort by globalist capitalist elites like Soros to quell US trade protectionism. Basically, Starbucks Marxists are selling-out the actual working class because Trump hurts their sensitive fee-fees.

two scoops is a good meme

best one since ill bill

>>130198441
>used to really like Stephen Colbert

He was always (((Jon "Stewart" Liberman)))'s puppet. The Colbert Report was meant to be a parody of right-wing politics, where Colbert acted intentionally irrational and over-the-top. He's always been a shitlib.

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>>130200244
SSCCCC

>>130200244
Strangers with Candy was pretty funny, but I agree about the Colbert Report.

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i solemnly pledge that if i have nothing else to do at the moment and i see a two scoops or colbert thread pop up that i will make at least one meme

i urge you all to take this pledge with me, together we can increase the scoops

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>>130198730
wtf why does the tostitos logo look like molymeme's ???????

>>130177230
Bump

>>130200244
>He's always been a shitlib.
true, but even though people back then thought they were at peak-polarisation it was actually less polarised than it is now (now liberals are literally out for blood), and it was more good-hearted, it made fun of some real stuff (as opposed to fantasies about muh Rusha), and also the targets were neocon cucks, not anyone we ever liked.

>>130192896
Jesus, look at Conan. Is he that bad now?

>>130201060

>>130202432
he's on a no-name network and is as lame as ever

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SCERROOPOPPPPSSSSS

DDDEDRRUUMMP

Stephen Colbert also loves LOTR and can speak Elvish.

Don't liberals get tired of watching the same 8000 shows dissing Trump all the time?

>>130203076
sounds like shit talk to me

i'd like to test that out by giving him a phrase to translate

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TWO SCOOPS

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bump

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>*walks on set*
>*turns on heel so he's facing the audience, his head down*
>*audience gasps in anticipation*
>*slowly looks up*
>Br-brhmp
>*audience erupts in cheers*
>CRUMPLE DRUMP HARUMPF BARRON GOT A SCOOP
>*boos and hisses from rabid audience*
>BUT WE'RE GONNA SHOW THAT KID WHOSE BOSS
>*black audience members stand on chairs and twerk*
>HHAAAAAARRRRMMMPPPPPPPPPP
>*audience combusts into fireball*

Is Colbert posting the best meme of 2017?

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so far anyway

>>130177619
>>130179302
>>130179457
Where are your flags

>>130177230
Bump

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DRUMP

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>>130211529
DAMN ALEX JONES RAAA

oh sorry wrong thread, i'll see myself out

>>130209021
Those are the flags of the underageb&, it helps us know who they are.

>>130177230
Bump

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>mention trump
>instant ratings

>>130177230
Bump

>>130211872
Kek

>>130177230
everything trump is mentioned in gets ruined

Yes. Only thing.

>>130199280
what a faggot. let's make fun of his dead family

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>>130214077
nobody actually made fun of him for having a dead family you faggot

hump

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"Soo.... Homosexuals. Not people, right?" remarks Colbert as the audience nervously laughs. "I'm starting to think that, you know maybe..." he stops mid thought, his index finger extended to the side of his temple rubbing it as he ponders. "Maybe we should just kill them all. Because Donald Trump is stupid and gay." Eyes in the crowd shift side to side unsure if they should laugh or clap at Colbert's words. "Basically, folks, if you suck a dick you're a bad person. Women included but more specifically faggots." he barks at the studio. People look on in horror. The cameramen confused about whether or not they should cut the transmission. There's a sound of a weeping woman in the background. He raises his hand and points dead straight into the middle of the screens. "And if you're gay I only have one message for you: I'll find you." His cold stare hits everyone watching, his soulless eyes devoid of any shine or glint. He suddenly flicks his head back and smiles "Stay right there ladies and gentlemen! Coming up is Brad Pitt and Miley Cyrus! Stick around!"

>>130192896
Jesus, 2.9 million is the highest rated one? They don't even reach 3% of the country?

>>130215043
that's more like 0.8% of the country nowadays ƒam

>>130177230
Democrats literally have PTSD from the election and they can't stop thinking about it.

>>130215175
Kek

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>>130215175
they're literally shooting up congress people at baseball games now

they've completely gone mental and it's making me glad that we have fema camps after all

he is a one hit wonder

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>>130215498
sc

ah fuck it

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>>130195350

Because the fact that the liberal kike media actually dedicated an entire outraged news cycle to the two scoops thing was so surreal.

>>130177230
Did anyone see the segment where he kissed Andrew Garfield. It was uber creepy, I think most male Hollywood actors and celebs are fronting are all pedo's or faggots.

>>130216527
>pedo's or faggots
don't you mean and, they are one and the same

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>>130202432

Of all the anti-white late night host shitlibs, Conan is the one that is being too soft on XNORD BLEMPF

>>130215175
lel

>>130177230
Bump

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>>130217670

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>>130217789

>three scoops

>>130177230
Yeah it's a little too much.
He needs to expand his range.

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>>130177230

>>130177230
No fap is so stupid.

Masturbation increases your energy, it doesn't "sap" or "deplete" it, that's some fucking 16th century Puritan bullshit. Jesus.

>waah don't touch benis, you'll use up all your semen and then how will you get it back
>and, we all know energy goes one direction, high to low, it clearly doesn't fluctuate constantly under thousands of different factors and conditions.

I *gain* energy from jacking off. It's all about your mind. The problem you losers run into is you aren't masculine. You jack off, cum, and feel sad and depleted. That's because you're low-test, low-energy, low-masculinity to begin with. When I'm beating off, it's like a lightning-tornado of sexual energy that I pump throughout my whole body. I'm like Arnold in the gym. I'm like an opera singer on stage. I harness that shit. All you beta boys just don't know how to use that sexual dynamo.

Fun fact, every spiritual tradition and occult tradition is fundamentally about sex and sexual energy, both for reproduction and for personal power. People who have higher sex energies almost always outperform others with different characteristics. This is why white women sog all over 85 IQ black men, because they actually have energy to offer, unlike all you 120 IQ, 120-pound permavirgin chalk-white bitch-made beta-boys with all the energy of a damp towel.

>>130217789
FUCK OF NAZI SCUM

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>>130177230

>>130219632
I'm not going anywhere faggot.

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I miss this meme.

>>130219976
Kek. Miss it too

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>>130219775
DAHHHHNALLLLDDDDD GRUMPPPPPFFFFFFFF

>>130220205
I kek'd

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>>130177230
he's so obsessed, sad!!

>>130179636
Mmmh...

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Trump could walk across the surface of the ocean from Key West to Cuba, single-handedly reform their Communist government, then walk back to Florida without getting his feet wet and the next day Colbert would say, "HAHAHA TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!!!!!!"

>>130177230
Couldn't tell you, I don't pay money to be brainwashed by the electric Jew.

>>130177230
I think he is in turbo anti trump shill mode because of that pedo thing.

He probably has a few skeletons in his closet. He looks like I would look if I were a pedo :/

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TWO SCOOPS, SHLUMP? HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU ONE PUNCH!!!

NEHHAAAAAAAHHHH

>****POW**

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>>130215121
>he includes illegals in population figures

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DUNNNALD DRUUUUUUUUUUUUMPKT

DRUMPFELSTILTSKIN BTFO
GLOOOOOOOOMPFT HOW DARE YOU PUTIN 2 SCOOOOOPS

YOU
WILL
NOT
CLAP

BLUUUUUUUUUUUUMFPT YOU WILL MORE THAN 2 ICECREAM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHCRUMMMMPFFFFFFTTTTTTAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

GRAAAAAAAAMPPPFFFFFFFFFFTTTT WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS

LITERALLY HORTLER GRAAAAAAAAAMPFK
IMPEACH
IMPEACH
IMPEACH

THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE SHRUOOMPS I NEEED YOUR SCOOOOPS ZZZRRRRMGUULLLLD FBRRRRRRNNNNT!
SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS
STOP CLAPINGT LITERALY RUSSIA AAAARRGGGGG REALEASE NUCULAR RUSSIAN EXTRA SCOOP

GROMBALD DROMTHKT IS ABOUT TO IMPEACH STOP CLAPPING

I WILL FRUMPFLLTTTKKTSTUMSSKIMMP THE ICECREAM SCOOPER

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>>130180528
2 scoops and piana are kino memes.

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>>130177230

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>>130215339
Why contain it? Let it spill over into the schools and churches, let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end, they'll beg us to save them.

Colbert is a very sad man. Donald Trump is all he thinks about 24/7. I love Big Time Don and I don't even think about him half as much as Colbert or any of those "funny" faggots.

Very Sad! No way to live life.

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>>130188841

He kicked off the premiere with a dewy-eyed rendition of the national anthem. The audacity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9Z62HC7j-k

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BROLAN GRUMPFH

YOU SHALL
NOT
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS

>>130177230
The guy is being told by his kike bosses to keep the pressure on.

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>>130177230
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE WHEN GOBORKEL THWERMPH IS IMPEACHED

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>So
>*smiles smugly*
>*raises eybrow*
>Drumpfie
>*audience laughs into their sleeves*
>I mean come on
>*audience starts to howl in big gales of stupid laughter*
>*Colbert rips off his his clothes as his face turns red*
>DUUUHNOLD GRUMPF
>*audience begins rioting and destroying the studio*
>WE CAN'T LET THIS GUY HAVE THE NUCLEAR CODES
>*a primordial, coruscating chaos descends upon manhattan*
>*millions have epileptic fits from the bright flashing clouds*
>HE HAD TWO SCOOPS TOO MANY
>*fleshy tendrails sprout from Colbert's back as his face begins to swell*
>*the audience dissolves into a stew of screaming meat*
>AND ITS TIME TO IMPEACH
>*ascends to the astral plane*
>*brings forth rivers of blood and oceans of sorrow*
>DUMOLG HRUMPFFFHHH IS A LITERAL HITLER

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[spoiler]DAMN YOU DONNIE DARKOOOOOO!!![/spoiler]

>>130177230
Bump

>>130225787
this one will never be topped

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>>130177230
Trump is a target rich environment

Russian connections
No Tax Returns
His bigotry
Hatred of Obama
Inept attempts at legislation
4am drunk Tweets
Shady Business connections
Bizarre behavior
Using Air Force One as his Golf Kart

>>130212313
I haven't been on /pol/ in six months you fucking kike
Did they add an optional flag option?

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>>130220527
NOT YOU TOO HILLEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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His show is just 30 minutes of autistic screeching.

>>130214475
And why shouldn't we? this site has done worse raids before.

His relationship with Trump is like the Joker's relationship to Batman.
Joker wants to get under Batman's skin because it's the only way he can justify his worthless existence. Unfortunately for Joker, Batman doesn't find him that interesting.

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This thread is a Salt mine

>>130177230

Thats what his handlers are instructing him to do.