Ready for Drumpf to have his Pee Tape revealed? *sips tea*

My brother's cousin's uncle's journalist roommate told him to tell me that they had unnamed sources that were familiar enough with OP's thinking to confirm that he is, indeed, a tremendous faggot.

>>130173081
This. So. Much.
*sips cum*

True facts stated claims another.

I heard Comey's testimony was going to get Trump impeached.

*sips pee*

>>130173681
>>130173405

*sips tears*

>>130173081
*sips white piss*

>>130173081
>he's a lynchfaggot
probably just took too much acid when watching one of his shitty movies

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christmas in june if this is true

>>130173081
Dude I can't wait!
Quick Fact: My dad works at Nintendo!

>>130173081
I'll be waiting.
*mic drop*

>>130173288
This has now been confirmed by multiple sources.

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>>130173081
>my wife says
>runor
fake news

>>130173081
who wouldn't want some beaut russian hotness streaming all over them..hypocrites

>>130173896
> Inland Empire was too weird for him
normie pleb detected

>>130173081
>Not verified account
Fake news

>>130174164
pretentious lynch dicksucker detected, the fucker is even ruining Twin Peaks now

>>130174146
>>130174397
In the dossier it was stated that he just let the prostitutes piss on Obama's bed, not himself

>>130174125
Pathetic. Literally who types CNN.com and reads the news? They should all lose their press passes.

Also fuck the idea of releasing something like this even if it's real. Republicans set a bad precedent with Clinton. This type of shit should never be out in the open it's irrelevant and crass/degenerate

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>>130174436
Fuck you, lynch is still the patricians choice.

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>>130173081
(((Strong Rumor)))

Poo poo drumpf go pee pee on tape

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>>130174678
just look what he did to cooper, fuck him

>>130173081
>timestamp cropped

/thread

>>130173081
>Pee tapes
If that's all you got reelection is secured.

These types of tweets are the left's version of HAPPENING.
It's never happening, faggots.

>>130173081
just like the nigger tape that was going to be released?

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>>130174936
better drumpfkin
humfy drumpfy sat on his wall!

>>130174397
>edited (yellow water) video showing that trump was man enough to take the ice bucket challenge. shareblue fails again

>>130174891
Dooper is a great character faggot
Maybe you'd enjoy it more if you didn't have a 5min attention span and need le coffee and pie XD Mark Frost bullshit

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>>130173081
Even though this is fake as shit, I wish it were real. The thought of Trump having those whores piss on Barry's bed is fucking hilarious.

>>130173081
just let them destroy themselves
the more they do this, the more they kill their credibility

>>130173081
My uncle works at Nintendo, and he told me they are going to make Trump into an amiibo. He'll have a belly that's squishy like the Metroid. When scanned in, it will make you characters able to grab female characters by the pussy wuile the national anthem plays and a small loan of million in game currency falls from the sky.

Man Drumpf is FINISHED now!

POO
POO
PEE
PEE

>>130173288
i have verified, anonymous, sources concur as well.

How long until they start fabricating tapes?
https://lyrebird.ai/demo
http://gfx.cs.princeton.edu/pubs/Jin_2017_VTI/

Wonder how many libs are going to jack off to it while grunting"Hahaha you like that piss DRUMPF!!!!"

>>130174080
care to share them leaf?

What happens if the piss tape is reveled? does that mean he has to resign?

>>130174080
(((sources)))

>>130175422
This is regarding OP being a galaxy sized fag.

>>130173081
The whole story was made up by drunken bored pol tards... some of us read it like weeks before it got to the press.

This is pretty much as low as it gets lol.

>>130176320
United Nations. You fuckers love pizza!

>>130173081
then its fake considering the whole rumor was based off a fucking shitpost.

>>130173081

My wife's son's dad says I have a small peepee

>>130173081
Blah Blah Blah
Fake news

>>130176583
>>130176465
wrong, why even try to pretend if you're not a paid shill. Who's paying you?

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>>130173081
This is complete and total hearsay, but I had dinner with my older brother tonight. Somehow, he has ended up on a listserv with a lot of people who claim to be in intelligence positions in the government. In the past they have leaked accurate information onto the listerv a few weeks before it hit the press, so at least some of what they say is legit. Here's a rough summary of what he told me:

1. Trump is going down, not in years or months, but in weeks. The evidence against him and some others in the administration is irrefutable now, they're just trying to figure out how to do it in such a way that they can't pardon themselves first.
2. Flynn has given up on angling for immunity from prosecution, but is cooperating with the investigation in order to try and minimize his jail time. He's singing like a canary.
3. Manafort is going to jail.
4. Kushner is going to jail absent a Trump pardon.
5. Mueller is trying to get Pence to resign first - he's implicated in obstruction of justice, and doing so would stop Pence from immediately pardoning everyone else when he becomes President.
6. Ryan probably isn't guilty of anything, but there are incredibly damaging things he's said on tape which will force him to resign. We may be looking at President Orrin Hatch
7. There was already a divorce agreement between Melania and Donald prior to the election. But when Donald unexpectedly won, he basically forced her to stay on in the marriage - in part because if they divorce she will be able to testify against him.
8. Oddly enough, Steve Bannon is completely clean.
9. While Comey won't testify about this publicly, he will tell the Senate privately that both Trump and Kushner attempted to bribe him.

I can say with 100% certainty not all of these are true, but I wouldn't be surprised if over half of them are

>>130173939
isnt this a show aimed at kids? wtf

>>130174080
First time that a leaf's sources are confirming the same as my friend Ivan's.

>>130176931
worse. 90s kids

>>130176012
If true, we all have a laugh for 4 years. Trump doesn't pursue second term

>>130173081
k.. keep me posted

>>130177046
that too. but i swore i saw this in the kids section on netflix.

fucking sick

>>130176502
As long as it's gluten-free :^)

>>130175120
Ok.

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>>130173081

>>130176485
You've heard that eh? Seems legit.

>>130173081
You mean the ones we made up?
Topkek

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>>130173081
*sips pee*

>>130176850
>Trump is going down, not in years or months, but in weeks
it's impossible to impeach someone that fast

>Something's going to happen
>Nothing happens

Cant believe they're pushing this still. Intelligence agencies even said this was bullshit. What a joke.

>>130175244
well when the fuck is it going to be dead?

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>>130173081

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>>130176850
>You are trying too hard
4/10 for making me respond

>>130173081
>pee tape
lol this old thing? don't they even know that we made this up?

WE MADE UP THE PEE PEE STORY
WE NEVER THOUGHT THEY WOULD FALL FOR IT

they fell for it

>>130173081
>piss fetish
>BLOMPFFFFK
>FFFFFLLINPEEEENCH

>>130173081
My dad works for nintendo.
t. Retards

>>130173081
Sweet! I'd watch that. It'd be a nice change of pace before ultimately getting back to enjoying my President, my GOP-controlled congress, my conservative Supreme Court, and laughing at povertycrats dying from preventable illnesses due to lack of healthcare.

*sips tea while going over premium, not-for-poor-people healthcare package*

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It'll be a trump lookalike and recorded with a 2005 keychain camera from china.

>>130176850

>3rd person larp

Cute

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>>130173081
my boyfriends crossdressing intersexual panfluid xirfem commale questioning protokin democratic socialist mother in law femspalined to me that Drumpt is over

>*sips vape*

>>130173081
Wasn't the peepee document created by someone here?

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>>130173081
My Wife!
>pic related

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>>130173081
I hear R. Kelly is going to make a guest appearance.

i wish twitter threads were permaban offenses

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>>130173288
checked and verified.

>>130173779
*licks and sucks your dick*

>>130179766
You only get the permaban when you out 5000 kiddie porn sharing accounts.

>>130177564
Its dead silent because theyre waiting for someone to come on and tell them how they should feel about it

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>>130173288
>someone posts a doctored image supposedly from 'antifaforislam' using an age old picture of poisoned and tacked food to hurt pets
>/pol/ goes apeshit and falls for it without checking sources at all
>someone posts a tweet saying Trump did another bad thing and there's multiple anonymous sources back it up
>/pol/ calls this false news that's fake and also op's a fag

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>>130179970

>>130173081
Why didn't they release it during the election?

>>130173081
>>130173288
>>130173405
>"My Brother's Sister's Cousin..."
Prepare for a heavily edited VHS cam vid of a "blonde dude" whose face is never shown getting pee'd on

The Kanye West vid will be more convincing.

>>130180383
They were too busy waiting to release that "Trump says nigger" video we all heard about.

>>130180130
The only one taking anything seriously in this thread is you

>>130179674
when they finally admit this in congressional committee i will cum