Super Mario Sisters

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Good evening, /pol/. I write to you now in all sincerity and fear.

I have recently received a most disturbing communication from my father, and after much deliberation I have decided to pass on this information to you in the dark hope that through your steadfast morality you might be the first to react to this distressing news.

For many long years my father has worked with great dedication and loyalty as a salaryman in the employ of the Nintendo Corpoation of Japan.

As you might know, the longterm characters of Mario and Luigi, brother Italian plumbers as they are, are most revered characters in the culture of Japan, and as such you must imagine my dismay when my father confessed to me over dinner last night that the company has laid ignoble plans for the next game in their franchise to depict these mascots as women.

I cannot abide such a betrayal. I will take this information to my indiginous chan shortly but such is their degeneracy I fear many would approve of this sick inversion. Please. Japan must not fall. Thank you and please excuse my poor English.