Who /Somali/ here?

I am. AMA

>>130140649
The absolute state of my camera.
>>130141081
I'll bite.
What clan?

>>130140649
Nigger

>>130141081

go back to your cuckshed sven

>>130141173
I have one hand on my dick
I'm not gonna put any effort into LARPing beyond one-liners

>>130141330
Pretty sure you need 2 hands to hold a dildo,Sven.

>>130141742
hö hö hö

>>130141839
You started it by derailing my genuine thread.
Any assault by me was in full defense of my honor.

>>130142001
>This board is for the discussion of news, world events, political issues, and other related topics.

>Who /Somali/ here?

This isn't /int/ you infinite retard

>>130142313
/pol/ has become so infatuated with Reddit that the top thread is about twitch and the other is about a Reddit screenshot.

>>130140649
Fuck, you are so new please >>>/bant/

>>130142502
>Literally using the word "new"
I believe reddit is a more suitable site for you my fellow Chinese Provincial.

>>130142588
Check my flag again >>>/Reddit/, I'll use what ever word for faggot cancer I choose. kys

>>130140649
Me, dad is habar Younis and mum is idgalla

>>130143368
>idgalla
Ethiopian?

>>130143958
Nope pure Somali, probably incorrect spelling.

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>>130143958

>>130144424
Ah 100% Isaaq.
As for myself I am Darod specifically Majerteen.

>>130144603
Aight. Add me on kik, wanna legitamtely wanna talk about politics and state of somalia. ID300

>>130142400
> Other retards ruin /pol/ so I can do it too.
Fuck off nigger.

You Somalis are the worst type of nigger. How can you discuss politics when your nation doesn't even have a functioning government?

Also the lightbulb head that has a bong flag, GTFO of my country you muzzie unsexy pirate

>>130145032
how fucked is somalia honestly out of 10

How does clan politics function towards other clans?
What does a clan expect of a man in life?
Are there notable cultural differences between clans?
Is there a clan you really cant stand?

>>130148661
>How does clan politics function towards other clans?
Depends on the topic. If its land it'll be a full out skirmish. Anything else is sorted out by the elders.

>What does a clan expect of a man in life?
Depends on his father's standing in the clan. If its an important one you will have to continue his role after his death, provided you are the most competent amongst your brothers. If your garter has little to know standing, then you are literally cog in the machine.

>Are there notable cultural differences between clans?
Yes.
Dialect.
Appearance; southerners have a captain abdi (off of captain Phillips) look to them, whilst northerners tend to be fairer skinned and not look like insects.
Social standing;the ((yidir)), Somali Jews, are the most despised people. No one trusts their business and have had a lot of their women intermarry with the goy - both my grandmothers are Jewish. Them and another subhuman group, the midgaan, go round and circumcise males, do leather work and perform.
>Is there a clan you really cant stand?
I don't really care for clan politics, but habar jeclo need to be eradicated - they have basically become crypto jews I.e. ((dahabshill)).

>>130150498
Fucking hell the errors on that… forgive me kraut using my cell.

>>130150498
my sides
>I'm not racist, but I do advocate for the destruction of this racial group

It's all so tiresome

>>130141081
Ooga booga?

>>130140649
I am. I came with a boat from Somalia to Malta.

>>130148316
Pretty fucked, president firesaled 90% of all potential oil reserves to Qatar.
CIA base literally attached to presidential palace.
Al shabab growing stronger despite ((un)) occupation.
Mass chemical experiments on our soil - causing persistent food shortages.
((Un)) vaccinations for food schemes.
Depleted uranium dumped on our shores.
Islamist madrassas on every road.
Threats of annexation from Kenya and Ethiopia.
Economy based on remittances.

Positives are:
Heavily armed populace who have little fear.
Extremely nationalistic.
Qatar will get wiped out soon, so oil contracts will be null and void.
Low rates of inbreeding - heavily discouraged amongst northern tribes and you will be called a biriseunaeh (curry muncher *see Pakistan) if you do.
Building of inafstructure via private citizens - clans have begun to build roads, sewage systems, schools and health clinics.
Extremely pushy parents, will literally force you into going to school and beat you if you are to go astray ( ignore the welfare nogs who have begun to flood Europe the past decade, most of them are inbred hence the violence).
Immunity to western degeneracy.

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>>130150678
I am extremely racist bong. However havar jeclo are not a racial group - they are akin to liberals and have pushed a lot of fucking degeneracy and set up usury systems. We suppressed a group of jews, another rises amongst our ranks.

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>>130151292
Go back, your causing Europe's destruction via weponized gibs and demographic change through rape.

>>130141081

Go back to Somalia.

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>>130151292
Also you have caught aids through sharing loads via needles with your Ethiopian/west African walal.

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i am AMA

>>130152445
Minnesota?

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>>130140649
plz no bully

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>>130152613
You have to go back

>>130152875
Just an American larping. It's fun, eh?

>>130153047
I'm genuinely a Somali bruv, also have some fucking decent and use you flag instead of a cuck filter.

>>130153982
*decency

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>>130153982
just for you, nigger.

>>130154195
The african american negro has been led astray by Jewish sponsored pop culture and drugs. Moreover their ancestors are west african. So the screencap means nothing to me you disgusting Americanised mutt.

>>130141173
Abgal from mogadishu