LIVE: Yellowstone eruption imminent

>>130140097
BUMP

Have the fish left the lake yet?

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America will get like 5-10% less whiter if it happens. Mother nature is on our side

>>130140431
i am not that ausanon shitposter hahahaha

>>130140097
>How can we trigger Yellowstone into finally exploding?
We only have the power of memes and I for one would like to say that a catastrophe of this magnitude deserves our best efforts.

>>130140598
inb4 someone plants a bomb deep underground near a major fault line

Maybe it will happen... in a few million years. In the near future? No, not likely.

>>130140598
I say we start with expanding existing holes in the ozone to help speed things up.

We could send a suicidal maniac with a drill

>>130140097
Nothing

But seriously a civil war mixed with a huge disaster like yellowstone is just what this continent needs

>>130141345
some larping anon said the dominoes for civil war to erupt in USA will begin to fall next week.

>civil war
>USA destabilized
>NK/IRAN joint attack on USA
we ww3 now

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>>130140097
will this revert america back to the stone age?

>>130140097
It's nothing

>>130140097
>Yellowstone eruption imminen
We have this thread every quarter.

Hey guys, it's the Australian here that has been warning you about Yellowstone for years now. My geologist mates have been warning me about this for YEARS now. A lot of them now live in Australia, and the rest are now leaving America now.

I usually joked about this, but this is the first time my friends have told me that this is the first big one of many to come. Yellowstone is going to blow any geological second now.

Animals have left the park, fish have left the lakes to find better places to live.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaW1PUOqcug

https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/uu60203137#origin

DID YOU BUY YOUR FILTERS?

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>>130140097
A 4.5 earthquake is literally nothing.

>>130142222
>quads
oh FUG

>>130141345
Yellowstone blowing would p much wipe north america

>>130141498
>What is force projection

Don't be retarded.

>>130141498
>soon

JUST FUCK OFF ALREADY

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>>130142286

>>130140097
>tfw prevailing winds will wipe out the North
Dixie uber alles

>>130142339
No it wouldn't. Ashfall would be everywhere and people would die from it for sure, but it's not like the extent of physical damage (not counting the quakes) would extend into civilization. It's gonna freak people out, shake the whole continent, and rain ash on every square foot of this country

>>130141498
>some larping anon said the dominoes for civil war to erupt in USA will begin to fall next week
>some happening fag said something again

such threads appear every week or even every single day.

>>130142651
really? ok lets meme ww3 instead then

>>130142211
>fish have left the lakes.
Have a (you) for making me laugh.

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>>130140097
>tfw southern AZ

Will I swim in the ash boys?

>>130142537
it could be the end of humanity

>>130142798
Nonsense, we'll adapt. The last bottleneck eruption happened when we were hunter-gatherers. Agriculture will save us, even if it means moving towards the equator

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does nobody remember this?

were literally gonna die from a fucked up tri-force of super volcanoes

sleep tight friends

>>130140097

Florida man here, go fuck.

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I want everyone to take a look at pic related.

You see that? That's the number of threads created with the words "Yellowstone" in it.

>>130142887
There won't be any sun to agriculture the plants bro.

>>130141498
Do you have a screencap? Some Anon a few months ago made a really intricate LARP of the same scenario.

>>130142981
Another Florida man, are we actually out of the range of the "death zone"?

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>>130140598

kek wills yellowstone to explode
behold

>>130143207
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/130108461/#q130108461
>oo SPOOPY

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>>130140097
>mfw the south is going to rise again

>>130142887

The USA exports 150 billion dollars in food annually.

the next top producer is Netherlands at 92 million.

not to mention the loss of various other industries that other countries rely on.

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>>130140097
WAKE UP YELLOWSTONE WAKE UP

>>130143385
yogi bears ghost squad

>>130140097
I ducking hope it erupts. Fuck this gay earth

The aliens shooting their heat rays at Earths polar ice caps to trigger enough sea level rise until volcanic activity starts volcanos erupting smoke to block out the sun causing nuclear winter. They were counting on ww3 happening but since trumps been in office and actively mitigating war as best he can they are forced to do it this way.

>>130142981
>>130143316
/space coast/ reporting in. We'll be fine

>>130140097
Isn't Yellowstone erupting considered to be one of the natural disasters that could end the planet?

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mfw this is why they built those bunkers

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>>130143385
We want people dead and we want them dead now!

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>>130140097
JUST FUCKING KILL US ALL ALREADY

>>130143588
check dat shit

>>130143688
yes, most of it

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>>130143688
No. It won't end the planets current life. Lake Toba is the Super Volcano to worry about.

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>>130143385
>>130143760

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>>130143527
It will be glorious

>>130142211
> fish have left lakes

You fucking what mate?

>>130140097
>look at thread title
>immediatly look at flag
>chuckle to myself
plz never stop

>>130141498
Don't forget the total solar eclipse on August 21st. The shadow will traverse the United States from the west coast to the east coast, and end at Fort Sumter.

Find the Yellowstone Seimsographs and check for harmonisation (there should be 2 lines, one red one blue, harmonisation is when they line up perfectly or near perfectly)

If there's harmonisation across all of them it's HABBENING tier

If not numbers nothing will happen.

>>130143688
Yes, mainly due to the fact that the eruption would put enough ash into the atmosphere that it would effectively remove the concept of summer for many years and thus cause famine all over the place.

>>130143667
>They were counting on ww3 happening but since trumps been in office and actively mitigating war as best he can

>that's what delusional trumptards really think

>>130143499
Eh, that's a very LARPy LARP. Regardless, if you ain't stocking up you should be.

I feel like I'm going crazy though. I stay on /pol/ for a while and it seems like civil war is about to break out in the streets, and then I go out with some friends and everyone's enjoying the summer weather and being normal.

God has sent these doubles to confirm

every few months with this, jesus christ give it a rest

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You guys are looking at the wrong place.

>>130140097
>imminent
I doubt it. In any case Yellowstone could be so big that consequences would be felt all around the world. It would be a really unpleasant happening

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>>130140097

>>130143893
i dont understand this shit about an eclipse, who cares about an eclipse? yeah looks cool and then?

Sadly nothing will happen

>>130144078
Not really, if the air gets polluted I can just live off my farts.
If the crops die and there's no food well there should be a few survivors and decomposed animals to eat.
Sounds like a blast

WAKE UP, YELLOWSTONE, WAKE UP.

>>130140469
Wat about father nature, jamal?

>>130144255
>Not really, if the air gets polluted I can just live off my farts.
>If the crops die and there's no food well there should be a few survivors and decomposed animals to eat.
Yeah, but the rest of us aren't used to Bulgarian standards of living

>>130140097
Just look at earthquake logs for the region and you'll come to the conclusion this is literally nothing.
Or check search the archive for yellowstone.

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another thread full of hopes and memes

>>130142931
>God can't triforce

weak

Plz i wanna die

>>130140097
You idiots know that a caldera of that size would rumble and quake for hundreds of years before erupting, right?

The amateur geology here is just laughable.

Allah wills Yellowstone will erupt and wipe USA from the face of Earth

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>>130144457
sucks to be you then

>>130144642

Maybe with digits, then

>>130140097
>livestream
>isn't actually a livestream of Yellow Stone

We could stuff the vulcano with a hand full of muslims.

OH GOD IT JUST EXPLODED

>>130143316
>Another Florida man, are we actually out of the range of the "death zone"?
As a fellow Floridian I'd say with all the Puerto Ricans, Haitians, niggers and Mexicans we are already living in the death zone.

>>130144897
kek

>>130144548
▲
▲▲

America explodes bringing in a new dark age. Quads say so.

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PLEASE KEK
Take the dead ppl from the fire in England as sacrifice

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>>130140097
Bump
MAKE IT BLOW
NUMERALS CONFIRM

>>130140097
>disaster larping
Nothing will happen

nothing will happen

realistically what's the likelyhood of something happening

I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN

>>130140097
desu I've been seeing a lot of grayish clouds in the east, but could it really be smoke from Yellowstone? Seems like too much to be from a volcano.

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>>130140097
it will blow up in 2017

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>>130140097
Please Please Please Let it happen.

>>130145112
0%. Imagine the volcano like a bottle of soda being shaken very slowly. It will eventually burst, but it will be really obvious when it is close.

With a volcano this size, the magma below will have to build up enough pressure to cause lots of small earthquakes before it gets enough to explode.

>>130145112
About the same odds that Trump would become the next president. two years ago.

Literally nothing will happen. Stop wasting your time. Sage.

>>130145256
unless its (((somehow))) helped on its way....

>>130141498
Jew detected.

>>130145374
>the elites want depopulation
>their bunkers will be used to ride out the multi-year winter after eruption

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AND THEN

Take america sacrifice

Buckle up, buckaroos!

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>>130142339
>>130142651
Doesn't sound all bad desu.
I wouldn't mind a 10 year winter either

>>130140097
I don't see anything wrong with this.
#Volcanolivesmatter

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>>130145348
t.

#notallvolcanos

I would invite a volanco into my home if it needed it. You are all volancophobes.

>>130145588
kek

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>>130140097
>>130142211
>>130143588
>>130140598
>>130143909
>>130145120

How can we Trigger?

Go outside somewhere and sit on the ground and relax... Put your hands on the ground and think of the planet below you... Mentally send the thought into the planet:

"I know you want to release your anger. That place in the mountains with the geysers. Do it, Do it, Do it, waste no more time"

She (gaia) is already set on doing this, but having more people egg her on to it may cause her to jump the track and just do it now.

This is kinda like talking to a person rather than achieving a goal. Also, she has the power to do it herself without any tectonic events just having to come into alignment - she can spontaneously move shit around.


>>130143760
>>130143857
>>130144268

Ironically I agree.

Hey you EGS people ought to check out another group in the ethereal, they're called the Silver Legion.

Look up "Tanaath" and silver legion in context on youtube. They're working in kinda the same capacity.

>>130140097
When it does erupt, Is there any way to remove such a large amount of ash from the atmosphere?

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>>130142211
>fish have left the lake
Life will uhh...find a way.

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>>130140469
On the contrary, a super eruption would blot out the sun and cripple shitskins. That's our chance.

Please quote this post when it erupts.
Can't read the thread right now but will get a notification. Don't reply before it erupts please.

>>130140097
Maybe it'll only take the shock generated from the explosion of an RDX charge or the hit from a missile.

>>130145866
Like this, yes?

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>>130140097
Explode explode Yellowstone
Cleanse cleanse the jews
Explode explode Yellowstone
Cleanse cleanse the jews
Explode explode Yellowstone
Cleanse cleanse the jews
BENIS IN VAGINA, shadilay.

>Nasa does air observations
>random small earthquake somewhere

Unfortunetly no happening lads

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Can Yellowstone save us from the clutches of the Jews?

>mfw nature gets sick of amerilard and finish them off in your lifetime

JAAAAAAA HAHHAHHA

>>130143928
So what you're saying is that all this Climate change bullshit is a waste of time since once yellowstone blows the climate's fucked anyway.

>>130143928
Good, i fucking hate this fucking heat.
I miss the winter so bad, an eternal volcanic/nuclear winter would be awesome.

>>130145866
Here's your (you)

>>130140097
much of the US would be so lucky to die so quickly

the rest of the world would get a 10 year winter and the great majority would starve

>>130142134
Last thread was less than a week ago

>>130142758
Don't forget a towel

>>130142286
>A 4.5 earthquake is literally nothing.
I know. Fucking softcunts.

>>130145852
imagine the third world refugees

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>>130146521
You'd know all about soft cunts, ay m8?

Russia has to use few tsar bombs, detonating under the surface to create worldwide earthquake to trigger the YS

>>130145746
One theme that remains true is that all of those groups offer zero proof

>>130146521
>live in california all my life
>don't even wake up for anything under a 5
>news stations are still omg did u feel that 3.5?

>>130146583
Africa would be relatively fine.
Europe would be too cold for them.

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>>130143733
LET ME IN I'M CIA

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Yellowstone will erupt at the end of summer.

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>>130146583
> imagine the third world refugees being shot is more like it

Americans most likely wont be going anywhere. And if they do they'll be annexing Canada just because they can (there's whut 30 million canadians? and alot of empty land).

After the dust settles the ASH will be Harvested (think command & conquer style with the tiberium harvesters) and used as grade A fertilizer and concrete mix.

Oh look, we have a new exploitable resource and alot of it.

Not to mention ALL the land in the united states become more fertile than a black chick's cunt.

> nuclear winter from all that ash high in the atmosphere, well, we have this thing called Hydroponics.

Its also a good time to wheel out those Advanced Generators that the MiB keep suppressing. Hard to believe that with so much chaos going on that Nikola Tesla shit could be kept hidden.

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>dubs
nothing happens
>trips
it explodes
>quads
the USA will collapse after yellowstone explodes

Otherwise, who knows

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>>130142222
shi-

>>130140892
Bruce Willis called and asked for 1998 again.

>>130145943
>country so shit he hides behind a fake flag

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>>130147062
>>130147064
>>130142222

> utterly
> blasted

KEK
WILLS

>>130140702
I wonder if a small blast could create a reaction, like the fulminate in a battleships artillery shell or a very big bomb..
Or like that butterfly in Africa that keeps starting tornadoes in America by flapping its wings and starting a chain reaction?

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>oh hey, us rich billionaires are only building $30,000,000 facilities underground in New Zealand in the OFF CHANCE we have people rise up in mass!
>that's all!

>>130141498
We just had a high ranking congressman shot by a deranged leftie. They've already started to fall.

>>130147190
>>130147064

that suspicious timecode
> 44:44
what did he mean by this

>>130142222
Alex Jones that you?

>>130140814
You make no sense
Why does it have to limit itself into the dream time of millions of years in the future but cannot happen now
Is it because your imagination cannot handle change

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>>130141498
>some larping anon said the dominoes for civil war to erupt in USA will begin to fall next week.
>just as we set more sanctions on Russia

Civil war and another world war. Sounds like good planning. All Trump's fault, too, of course.

>>130147244
4, in some asian cultures, is linked to death due to being pronounced same way.

Holy shit you autists making these threads again. You are like nigger witch doctors dancing around hoping something explodes

>>130147293
Oh fug you didnt buy your filters did you anon?

>>130143106
>What is hydroponics
>What is nuclear energy
>What is modern technology
We'll be fine.

>>130143004
ever?
this site has been up for quite some time man

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>>130140097

>>130147343

and then mother earth declares war on humanity by drilling all her pussy juice out

>>130143669
Woo FL, one time living on the penis of the US would actually benefit someone.

>>130147381

at the very least my cock is exploding

>>130147383
Ima order an alexapure rite nao.

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>>130144176
It means the sun, earth and moon are aligned. When that happens, a pendulum rotating will reverse the direction of it's rotation. This means something funny is happening to the earth's gravity. Nothing we can feel though.

I'm in Nashville, is this hell?

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>>130140097
>How can we trigger Yellowstone into finally exploding?
We must make a sacrifice that it finds unacceptable, like a nigger.

>>130147498
>>130143669

Actually Florida will literally be the best place to live because the colder climate (about 20 degrees lower) will make that a real paradise, and it will severly cut down on the number of hurricanes we get yearly.

The runaway albiedo effect from the added snow in the northern climates will also keep it cold for a long time too... mini ice age.

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>>130147381
>#BLM!

Good cover.

>>130143004
Since when?

>>130147199
What about a series of blasts set off spaced apart in a rhythm to cause a ripple effect ?
Jellystone is the knifes edge one but I'm not sure I'd want to go up against Trump so we'd have to find somewhere else to destroy

>>130144176
It fucks with the earth's magnetic field and gravity which causes all kinds of small disturbances such as earthquakes among other things.

>>130143588
"Doctor, I have a slight burning sensation".

>>130142931
>tfw South African

>>130140097
Im tired of this happening that never happens. Stop making threads about it. This is as bad as making threads about the ice caps melting.

>>130147637
Quality post by a leaf...
Most be proxy

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>>130147661

> mfw I remember the standoff in Oregon and BLM meant Bureau Of Land Management because they were stealing everyone's fucking land out west

> then conveniently Black Lives Matter takes off and now BLM means that instead

>>130140097
TAKE MY ENERGY VULCANOOOOOO \o/

>>130147784
agreed

>>130147784

We're building pressure for it.
Have you learned nothing from Trump's election?

>>130140097
Nice. No America - no degeneracy

>>130147784
I'm sick of various non happenings but at least Jellystone is at risk
The ice caps are only at risk of oil exploration and fibs

So if I live in Ohio, on a scale of 1-10, how screwed am I? Not necessarily now, but when it eventually does blow.

>>130140431
This.

>>130140097
earthquakes are common around yellowstone ya nonce

What would happen in Europe if that shit blows out?

>>130140469
Please leave Abdul

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>>130147869
>>130147922

Fucking HABBENING
It is written.

>>130147964
you're more screwed by SHTF than you are by the volcano itself

Itll take down the economy immediately (everything food related on the stock market goes to 0, as well as anything having to do with the rocky mountains or the midwest).

There will be no Planes flying. Like evar.

That means the store shelves will be empty, and all of that stuff that follows.

Youll still get ash there but it wont be much at all.

>>130147922
u should be more worried about asteroids than a supervolcano that has small earthquakes going off everyday

>>130148060
party

>>130148054
he's shilling his faggy jewtube

>>130148087
>>130148060

You remember that iceland volcano that erupted a couple years ago and halted air traffic?

Imagine that, but like, everywhere. Also with the American Stock Market crashed so does yours.

>>130148097
> small earthquakes is how the magma gets to the surface... and finds a hole to poke through

>>130148132
Do you think the european human cattle can survive to something like that? We would be at the hands of the slavs and finngolians.

>>130147904
This famalam.

>>130140097
Finally we get rid of the sharts on the board and now the leafs and abbos can post in peace

>>130140097
>all links are youtube

It's 9:00 am in hueland, but i'm going to bed because nothing is habbening.

>>130148201
dramatic but generally means nothing.

>>130148201
>Imagine that, but like, everywhere. Also with the American Stock Market crashed so does yours.

We'll survive. It beats being covered in lava and ashes.

>>130148253
dont be such a pussy

>>130140469

If it happens, the world will lose all it's food and almost all of humanity will die, if not actually 100% die out.

This is literally an apocalyptic extinction event.

>>130142211
fucking aliens are abducting our god damn fish now

>>130140598
What if everyone goes there and jumps up and down at the same time

In the north east in the mountains. Glad to see Oregon and CA will be hit with pyroclastic flow. Apart from the ash and initial chimp out we should be fine. The caldera has shrunk every time it's blow up, so likely won't be a civilization killing event, just wiping out most of the west coast.

>>130148389
No it's not, don't be a faggot. We'll be fine. Our numbers will be thinned but our species will survive.

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>>130148444
Something like this will happen

>>130140097

>How can we trigger Yellowstone into finally exploding?

We should do like the Indians, offer muslim refugees to the god of the vulcan to soothe its anger!

>>130148509

>the planet being incapable of growing any crops is not an extinction event for humanity

I mean, ok, whatever you want to believe. I guess we'll just eat chemotophic bacteria from the bottom of the ocean.

>>130148444
>>130148555
Kek has spoken

>>130148555
checked

>>130148444
>>130148555
wow nerds u didnt watch the VSAUCE video on that?

pffffttttt

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>>130140097

HAPPEN READY. Holy gosh darn.

>>130148635
>>130147408

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Could it be that this has nothing to do with (((their))) narrative and it also fucks (((them))) because it even makes their money worthless too?

It has nothing to do with (((their))) Narrative but that doesn't mean it cant HAPPEN.

>>130148635

Ruger 10/22s will bring home dinner for a long time. Animals will find ways to eat, we'll eat them.

At least for a good 6-12 months, until the animals are all gone.

>>130142798
It would be the end of US for sure

>>130140097
It's about time desu. Death to America! Death to Israel!

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Cali aka the cancer of the planet getting blown to absolute smitherines? Millions of self absorbed selfie tards & celebs dying in 800 degree pyroclastic flow? I want front row seats Jeeves.

>>130147408

Who is "we?"

Do you consider yourself as part of the elite that will have the means to sustain themselves in this way?

Do you not realize that 99.9999% of people are sustained by conventional agriculture and that fucking HYDROPONICS isn't going to make up for the loss of agriculture.

"We" (not you, not I) will not be "fine"

Agriculture will die, almost all plant life will die, almost all animals will starve, just like the prehistorians tell us happened before; and then we (99.999999%) will die when all the food stores run out.

Sure, some high-tech high-level elites will survive in little bubbles of technology, but not you, and not me.

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>>130148879

Except that because the Deep State will be gone that means all that exotic technology shit that America has will come out.

While it would mostly be laid waste and fucked... whoever is left in charge there (probably Trump, being given emergency powers) will very likely be Even More Powerful than they are now.

Also with shit hitting the fan left and right like it would be, there would be about 0 fucks given for political correctness or civility.

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People have been doomsdaying this for years.

>>130148790
Well yeah I hope they don't control volcanoes now too

>>130149040
>>130148879

> mfw Edgar Cayce predicted this... after the fall of civilization a New Enclave possessing great technology would come back and rally humanity into a new golden age.

>>130144548
The projection messes it up, it works on the globe

>>130145852
Are they dependent on photosynthesis or something?

>>130142529
It's better it happens a lot in small increments then for one big one. The west coast has several earthquakes a day its just no one feels them

>>130149035

We'll find a way.
> soylent

>>130142931
I wonder if governments use of nukes to shift plates for oil will trigger one of these super volcanoes. You already see that making tsunamis so its not that far fetched right?

>>130149196
no but on vitamin D

>>130149035
We, humanity. Not we, the little people. We, the species, will be fine. I, personally will hold on as long as I can and as long as the Grace of God allows me to.

>>130149196

Sunlight wont be completely blocked though, but the growing season will be short. Tropics will still have plantlife.

Bigger danger for the united states is the immense amount of Acid Rain. Most everything will be dead because of that.

Yeah... this time it is surely actually legitimately happening... but this time for real...

>>130147215
where are they
i will destroy them
these globablists need to get the fuck out of my country
we're rightful chinese clay

>>130149035
Dont worry we will send food aid

>>130149398

Nice thing is if any semblance of human civilization does survive - these fuckers will not be welcome back in our civilization. Anywhere they make landfall after that they will be executed, even Fudds would know.

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>>130142931
>Siberian Traps
Best traps
I hope nothing happens ,brugers.

>>130145022
checked

Fuck you faggots, digits confirms nothing will happen and trump will stay in office while Kelly dies of aids within a year.

>>130142931

FUCK

WHY ARE THERE THREE FCKING SUPER VOLCANOS SO CLOSE TOGETHER

>7 super volcanos
>3 in western USA

REEEE

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>>130149398
>where are they
Really that unaware of what is happening on your own small island?

>>130148444
>>130148555
Digits confirm.

>>130140097
>tfw gotta waste my vacation with the inlaws next week
Please God let this happen. I don't want to go.

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next step is to fly in a few hundred thousand syrian volcanologists to cuc-i mean contain the situation

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>>130148444
I remember when I was a kid that was a legitimate concern

>>130142286
am i the only kiwi who wants some serious shit to hit NZ?

i want rangitoto to take out aucks and then taupo to blow its top again

we need to wake up from this hell

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>>130140097
>>130140097


Lads, you guys think this is a game.

It isn't, this is serious.

We are in the End Times, and it's only going to begin.

Has anyone else noticed that the night is no longer as dark lately? I've noticed that the sky is lighter, like if some light source is outside.

Tonight, when it gets night in USA, go outside and check it out for yourself....something weird is going on.

Lads, the sands of Time are running low.

Prepare.

>>130148153
this

>>130149959
Bro do you live in a city? It's always like that. Drive out a few hours and you can actually see the stars.

>>130149959
Sometimes it seems the sky looks fake

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guys...

http://quakes.globalincidentmap.com/

there is 4+ quakes everywhere all the time.
don't get your hopes up. it's not happening.

>>130150090
They are trying to hide the arrival of NIbiru

Nothing's going to happen.

>>130149959
Yeah, the sun hasn't set here for weeks. I always watch the stars but this year, sunset morphs into sunrise, there is no darkness anymore.
And no, I don't live somewhere with midnight sun.

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>>130142931
Ooh, get the Americans with their three super volcanos. One not good enough for you, eh?

>>130149679
So little actually fucking happens here so I don't pay attention.
And when I do listen to the news it's shit like "Comey says Trump didn't obstruct justice, but Washington post tells us they have anonymous sources that confirm he did."
Or how the police wants to be able to search homes without a warrant if you own a gun to "make sure it's safe goyim"

>>130149959
it's summer..you should go out more often.

>>130149959
What are you talking about? It's fucking dark where I'm at.

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>>130150059


No, this hasn't happened before, trust me.

It's only happened the last few days.

Tonight, go outside around 10:30 PM and you will see that it looks like the sun is still setting on the horizon.

It's too light outside, something is wrong.

I noticed this two days ago, and people have confirmed this online, I'm not the only one.

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>>130149959
It's never dark here during summer, literally midnight sun.

>>130140097
>How can we trigger the deaths of millions

Fucking whites

>>130150357
Close you're window and blinds and taking a fucking nap.

>>130142931
wait lake taupo is a super volcano?

fug

>>130150139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWQqHmG5cog

Also look at this. There was a 7+ in the 50s and it didn't cause an eruption.

>>130150254
>and spending what would be billions of dollars in US based on population to purpose changing a flag, and failing

>>130150357
Thats horrifying.

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>>130148444
>>130148555
>>130149688


Praize Kek check my Sevens

it will blow in 7hours

>>130150309
I took a walk to the lake by my house a few days ago and it was perfectly dark and clear, could see the Big Dipper and everything. What part of the country do you live in?

>>130142931
hmm could you give me some extra info on those siberian traps? i would like to know what they look like

>>130150309
What is the Summer Solstice?

>>130150433
>English is 1st language
>Still can't spell

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>>130149959
I have been getting a "not-so-fresh-" feeling even after I shower. I am not sure what to make of it desu.

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>>130149959
>wtf is light pollution

>>130150466
wiped everything out before the maoris came
chinese wrote about it

>>130149895

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>>130150309
fuck dude, made the same observation just yesterday. Didn't think too much about it but now that I read this...

>>130149959
God damn you larping faggots go back to /x/ already

>>130140097
>Yellowstone eruption imminent

i hate kids who need attention

>>130140097
in the INGV website there is nothing

>>130150654
I'd be fine with a volcano taking out Auckland, get rid of those fucking gooks for us.
But like, I live near Taupo, pretty lit desu, would prefer not to die horribly in Volcano hellfire.

>>130149959
Guess what buddy, there's this thing called the moon and it has phases.

i need a serious answer

what exactly would happen if it erupt?

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>>130150530
>>130150677
>>130150747


No, I'm serious.

Tonight I'm going to take pictures of what I mean, and you anons should do the same.

Just go outside and look at the sky tonight.

I live in Illinois.

Will post later tonight in a thread if it happens again.

>>130150855
Dumbass just google it.

>>130150855
When mountains pop up in yellowstone than you get worried

I'll be comfy in Florida,,,, John Titor says so....

Enjoy the ashfall bros, and if you make it here... remember .... fuck off ash niggers ... we're full

>>130141976
fuck yeah.

>>130142211
>fish have left the lakes
>geological second

Kek

>>130150855
Potentially the end of life on Earth. Pretty much an constant ash cloud blocking out the Sun for a decade or so. No Sun, no plankton, and the food chain collapses.

Or it could just go dark for a year or so. In which case, we'd probably recover.

>>130150855
The midwest would be a sucky place to live, and food would die off.

But cali and florida have lots of fruits and shit and they would be fine.

It would be hard times, but for those of us not around that it would be okay in the end.

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7.1 EQ JUST NOW - IT IS HAPPENING

>>130141498
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

kid thinks north korea and iran can make it to the us thats absolutely adorable

force projection kiddo force projection

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>>130142286
>what is foreshock

a single 4.5 wouldn't be anything even then, but Yellowstone area has seen increased activity for the past few days - dozens and dozens of minor quakes, which is a lot more than normally.

It's most likely a sign of a pressure build-up in the caldera, but it can go two ways: either the minor quakes, some geysirs and the like are enough to relieve the pressure for now or pressure keeps building faster than the minor happenings can relieve and we see a major eruption. Either way Yellowstone is going to have a major eruption "geologically soon" aka in the next 10k years and when it does do so it will be foreshadowed by activity just like this.

>Yellowstone is VEI 8

>>130150900
Yeah it's called lightbleed, more lights from cities etc and stars wont be visible.

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<-------------- look at this guys

you are VERY wrong.

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>>130140097

>>130144078
are you saying consequences will never be the same?

relief just another earthquake hits yellowstone

>>130140097
New earthquake just hit Yellowstone

>>130149959
If you only go outside 3 times a year how would you know if it night is no longer as dark lately?

>>130150900
>Burgers discovering length of days changes and correlates with the seasons
>"Hurr somethings wron aliun invashun"
You can't possibly be this fucking retarded.

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>>130149959
Well guys, we've got a lot of important work done here today. It's hard to get any rest with this endless nights and you are all looking more than a little weary. Why don't we try and get some shut eye and get a fresh start in the morning.

>>130147014
united states is already fertile you dipshit

unlike niggers we know how to work the land

>>130141498
autism! many such cases

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>>130151116
How bad is the light pollution in Norwegian cities? I haven't seen anything but a few stars for almost over a decade.

>>130150900
Yeah what >>130151116 said.
Look up skyglow my man. World is getting overpopulated so more people are contributing to light pollution

i fucking hate you larping niggers.

>>130151251
Sad!

>>130149959
It's summer, clearly

>>130143527
THIS IS OUR CHANCE

>>130151049
Do you know how many people live in Cali?
And where they get their water from?

They would be cannibalizing each other in a month.

>>130151055
LIQUID HOT MAG-MA.

>>130147381
this made me kek for some reason

>>130150959
This. We deal with enough refugees every winter. Ones that come down here and say how great it is up north, their shitty ass accents "that's not how we do it up north" even though they're only there half a year.

>>130148444
Well, time to go to Yellowstone and jump up and down, I guess.

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>>130143588

>>130147215
>only 30 million
sounds like a bargain if you're a billionaire
how much for a deluxe model deep underground bunker?

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the main thing people get into is ash will block the sun meme...but honestly why the fuck could we not just build HUGE fucking fans and either fan out the dust into space OR fan the dust to the ocean or lake or desert *that shit would be great for growing crops. also out land/dirt is SHIT because of all the shit we use to grow food and perhaps this is earths way of giving nutrients to all plants

>>130142751
>tfw right on the edge of the "cloud"
I'd rather die in volcanic ash than live in St. Paul I guess.
>>130146224
no summer means no crops

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i cant wait :)

>>130152037
Only rain can clear the sky and it will take forever.

>>130140814
It's about 40,000 years overdue. It could happen today or in another 40,000 years. With each passing day increasing the likelihood of an erruption.

Millions of years? Fuck off.

>>130151430
source? Pls

>>130144663
Saleem aleikum. May the filthy infidels burn.

>>130152037
>fans powerful enough to launch dust into space

Gee, I don't know. How about the fact that anything weighing 100kg or less would also be shot hundreds of meters into the air.

>>130150784
live a little son!