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>be Steve Scalise
>you're a politician, but still a red-blooded American
>going out to play some baseball
>standing in the infield
>crazy-ass Berniefag starts shooting people with assault rifle
>there's 40 people at the field, and the guy shoots 50+ rounds
>he's a terrible shot, but out of all those people, somehow he manages to hit you
>laying on pitcher's mound bleeding out for several minutes
>finally, professionals are coming to help
>thankgod.jpg
>you crack open you're eyes to see who's rescuing you
>it's a dumb motherfucking jungle monkey who somehow got handed a stethoscope
>helpmejesus.jpg
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>>130123049
bumping for a good chuckle
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A 10 round stripper-clip fed SKS isn't an assault rifle faggot. Nice 'narrative-change', Jewish puppet.
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>>130123366
Whatever, dude. Not really essential to the story, but ok
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>>130123049
sad!
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apologize
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>>130123049
>marketing consultant cunt tweets her wish that you were hurt worse. Gets BTFO by /pol/ and the rest of the internet
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>>129934249
>changes Twitter to @resisthate1234
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>>130123743
lol
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