How to spark Civil War 2: Nuclear Hellfire Boogaloo

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It involves, obviously, Calexit and Commiefornia.
>Pic related is a homeless jew who called himself Emperor Norton I of the United States, lived in san fran
>Was "recognized" endearingly by his subjects in san fran and was local celebrity, got free food lodging and other perks, went around levying "Taxes" from his subjects who paid willingly
>Had several siblings whose descendants are alive today
I propose:
1. Track down these descendants of his siblings
2. Find the one closest to him and most fit/willing
3. Try to meme the bear niggers up into a frenzy demanding a Britain/Japan style Parliamentary Socialist Monarchy set up in a sovereign soCal
4. Inevitable civil war

How do we make this happen, /pol/? I'm from the great lakes area so this is about survival for me. The Californiggers sold all their potable drinking water to nestle to keep their welfare state afloat, and now they want to build an irrigation system from the great lakes to give them OUR drinking water, soviet aral sea style.
Commiefornians are entitled scum and must be excised from the United States like the tumour they are. They will willingly demand to turn my home in the great lakes into a desert because they are so foolish and wasteful.
Help find and make Norton II become ascendant and make soCal what it was always meant to be: A fucked to death pile of burning garbage