YELLOWSTONE RED (YELLOW) ALERT

Is this related to the increase in methane levels, and the plane doing laser reading flying around there?
What are the chances if it goes off, its going to be a massive shitstorm.

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>>130112480
just tell me when IT BLOWS

>>130112480
Oh my god will you shut the fuck up. Somebody should make a bidding website where we can bid on these shitty happenings. Would be fun emptying retards' wallets. Would be even better if they could provide a time-updated receipt of purchase for people to prove they put their money where their mouth is, like a timestamp.

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>>130112480
>Fish have left the lakes

hope it kills me, i dont want to work tomorrow

When rocks don't get your nuts off

Saged faggot

>>130112712
Oh, you'll know when it blows.

Finally all amerishits are gonna die

>>130112480
This same post again.... fuck off with your fish.

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>>130112480
>fish have left the lakes

Almost had me

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>fish have left the lakes

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>>130112480
How exactly did the fish leave the lakes?

>>130112480
>ey guys, it's the Australian here that has been warning you about Yellowstone for years now.

It's all good. The pocalips cannot be avoided.

>>130113083
But how can I be really certain that it blows?

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>>130112480
>fish have left the lakes to find better places to live
...only sort of

>>130112480
Yellowstone is a meme desu, like 2012 etc,
it has no pressure cap.....it will erupt here and there to build one, but the whole process of building a pressure cap will likely take millions of years.

>>130114765
Those trouters.

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>>130113664
check google stats for spike in searches for "lake of fire"

>>130113584
>implying the fish have always been there

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Great thing about living in Alaska. Not on your lower 48 cucked power grid, won't see explosion, and the jet stream is blowing the other way. Have fun in your preppers wet dream

>>130112480
>Yellowstone to explode says increasily nervous man for the 100th time in a week.

>>130112480
>In secondary ash zone
well worst case I go get filters and go dusty mad max

>>130115262
America looks wonderful.
Too bad it's full of Americans.

>>130112712
>>130113083
>>130115185
anyone who lives within a quarter length of the united states away from the yellowstone park will die Pompeii style from the molten ash.

I live in northern Colorado. How fucked am I?

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>>130115471
sucks to be you

>>130112480
can you please define the length of a geographical second in standard seconds? not all of us have advanced rock science degrees.

>>130112480
>All the fish have left the lakes to find better places to live.

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>falling for this
for the newfags which I KNOW all of you faggots in here are, this is a fairly common pasta right next to the
>tfw forklift driver

Be sure to sage these and move on

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>>130114995
or it could start a few hundred thousand years of lava floods covering a few million square miles (like previously)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQhjkemEyUo

>does sound pretty cool

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>>130112480
Not this way

>>130112480
>fish have left the lakes

Lel top shitpost

>>130115632
Sup breh steamboat area and not worried.

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>>130112480

Please be real. I can't wait until End of Days.

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>Pic related

>>130112872
I think you're more inclined to empty retards' balls

'Cause you're gay

And like balls

Of retarded men.

unless the eartquakes go up to 6.0 and keep getting stronger there is no happening. Anything under 6.0 is not a happening unless the whole west coast shaking.

>fish have left the lake

Do the deer have any dough to get the buck out?

>>130112872
Leaf shit talking post means it's probably real.

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>>130115471
>french talking shit about americans
wew lad. you've got some of your own immediate problems right now , and americans arent one of them. pic related, faggot

>>130112480
I live in Idaho right next to it, fuck.

>>130112480
And how far do those fish plan on moving?

>>130113196
You'll be left with the worst Americans, Floridians. I believe they are far enough south that the ash won't affect them.

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>>130112712
>>130113083
In September of course.

>>130112685
>>130112480

nah nothing is going on

We deserve this.

I wish Earth best of luck in her next attempt.

>>130116442
So Niger Woods can keep getting busted

http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php

>>130112480
>A lot of them now live in Australia, and the rest are now leaving America now

Are they taking the fish with them?

Stop larping

>>130112480
>fish have left the lakes
did they fucking fly?

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>>130112685
Millions will die.

>>130117278
well there are rivers that feed into them

>>130112480
>fish dont like water
>
>
>?????
>
>
>...and thats why yellowstone is gonna erupt!

help me out, OP?

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https://www.eastidahonews.com/2017/06/4-5-magnitude-earthquake-reported-west-yellowstone/

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>>130112480
Lets plug it up with Hillary's fat ass to try and contain it

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>>130115471
true.
it's only the nature that's beautiful. the cities are smashed, built around the automobile, aesthetics or longevity are secondary if that.

dont lament. you live in a country where the nature AND cities are beautiful... and it's not full of americans.

>>130112480
Whats a swarm?

>>130115646
do you have any webms where you shoot people

>>130116276
>implying that America and Americans are not at the source of all the hardships and cultural shifts we have been facing since the end of WW2
"We are a migrant country" is a blatant paradigm on the cancerous nature of your culture.

>fish have left the lakes
How?

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>>130112685
>mfw I read that as "I can relate to the increase in methane levels"

I'm ready, let it happen

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>>130118147
Nobody goes where I hang out.

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I live on the edge of the east coast so at least I wouldn't be kill immediately. A shame for West Coast anons.

>>130112882
This. Thanks for the laugh OP

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>>130115584
i will be finding a cozy cave here

>>130118560
you think wisconsin would be pretty much fucked? 10-30 millimeters is a lot of ash. but at the same time its not all at once. though you likely wouldnt be able to live very long term.

>>130112480
you forgot the part about lighting coming from the vents and the rangers not being able to find the park zebras

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>>130118524
is organge belt kill?

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>>130112480
>fish have left the lakes

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>>130118560
>tfw in billings

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>>130118824
hey idiot
THUNDER comes out of vents

>the fish have all turned gay

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>>130112480
>fish have left the lakes

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From wikipedia:

>Studies and analysis may indicate that the greater hazard comes from hydrothermal activity which occurs independently of volcanic activity. Over 20 large craters have been produced in the past 14,000 years, resulting in such features as Mary Bay, Turbid Lake, and Indian Pond which was created in an eruption about 1300 BC.
>A study published in GSA Today identified three fault zones that future eruptions are most likely to be centered on.[40] Two of those areas are associated with lava flows aged 174,000–70,000 years, and the third area is a focus of present-day seismicity

A super eruption isn't very likely which is good because it would kill some of the whitest areas of the US. Worst we could see is a new lava flow or more likely an one-off hydrothermal explosion that would just make a new crater lake.

>>130118560
all good in sunny florida

>>130118824
link to credible source for info or fuck off back to middle earth.

>>130112480

You didn't need to warn us about Yellowstone. We've known for decades about the super volcano that's there. Also stop teasing.

>>130119446
Sure is.

>>130119482

Forgot to mention it's past it cycle of erupting. It's only a matter of not if but when.

>>130119400
>new crater lake.
Sweet, a new tourist attraction.

>>130118524
post your jewtube account, I want to see more Alaskan beauty

>>130119446
Yeah and that small bit of Texas is in the clear too. Unfortunately I'm pretty sure this map only displays the initial effects (not calculating ash carried to other places via weather and such). So all this means is that east coast anons wouldn't die immediately but everyone in the United States is reasonably going to get fucked at some point.

>>130119672
Not like the Crater Lake volcano in Oregon but a shallow bowl shaped crater called a maar. Those only erupt once.

>>130118560
Should be a good view from Seattle

>>130118560
>tfw mexico builds wall to keep murishits out

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>>130112712
Based Ethiopian knows what's up. Keep ignoring those fires

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>>130119865
>mexico builds wall
Mexicans cant even build a stable government.

>>130118560
tfw in the clear

>>130119986
Fuck off axis cult members

>>130119817
That's a shame. Seen enough of those already.

>>130119986

to be fair it's easier to build a wall than a stable government

>>130120102
Where? Do you live in Oregon?

>>130112480
The skies will darken. The next ice age will come.
What can we do to prevent global cooling?

>>130112480
Gelogical second is somewhat like 10kys.

>>130112685

>Plane doing laser reading

What do you mean? Do you know what model of what it looked like?

>>130115584
Oh God, please, yes.

>>130115471
My thoughts about France

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>>130119906
I warn the lady next door what more you want?

>>130112480
>fish have left the lakes
Makes me giggle every time I see this post.
(You)

>>130115649
Any time from now until 5000 years from now

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>>130120332
>France
>Full of French people

>>130120332
France isn't full of the French anymore.

>>130112480
Thanks was caused by Trump and the GOP's rhetoric

>>130115649
It could blow up this year or in the next 100,000. Or it could be like a retarded pimple that squeezes the magma out slowly.

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>>130112480
I live in Alberta. How fucked am I when Yellowstone erupts, geologybro?

>>130120515
CNN: "Even this large volcano has something to say about Trump. Negative approval rating from God?"

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Can we please have our weekly Yellowstone threads back again?

>>130112872
>bid on yellowstone to blow
>it does
>????
>no profit because i'm dead

>>130120663
If the wind doesn't blow all the ash to Leafistan then you're still fucked by the hordes of American refugees such an eruption would create. But hey, at least they would be mostly white and conservative.

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>>130120766
also, thread music

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Why do you always make these threads!?

>>130120868
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/5363fd3738c46--its-happening-.php

>>130119986
My sides

>>130112480
>fish have left the lakes to find better places to live.

Call me when the zebras start leaving the canyon, that's when you know shit is about to hit the fan

There are still fish also bears dont give a fuck

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>>130120766

>>130120848
Thanks, friend. I, for one, welcome my new American refugee overlords.

>>130112480
I really hope it blows up soon.

>>130121089
Meh. I'd rather have the Cascades wake up and destroy Portland and Seattle.

>>130120504
The frogs managed to find replacement that were somehow worse

>>130120184
Yes, I do.

oh look it's the same daily retarded thread again

>>130121220
I plan on moving there. What places do I avoid besides Portland?

>>130112480
In many instances, however, the statistical nature of earthquake occurrence is not simply homogeneous. Clustering occurs in both space and time.[11] In southern California about 6% of M≥3.0 earthquakes are "followed by an earthquake of larger magnitude within 5 days and 10 km."[12] In central Italy 9.5% of M≥3.0 earthquakes are followed by a larger event within 30 km and 48 hours.[13] While such statistics are not satisfactory for purposes of prediction (giving ten to twenty false alarms for each successful prediction) they will skew the results of any analysis that assumes that earthquakes occur randomly in time, for example, as realized from a Poisson process. It has been shown that a "naive" method based solely on clustering can successfully predict about 5% of earthquakes; "far better than 'chance'".[14]

>>130112480
>ANY GEOLOGICAL SECOND NOW

1 geological second = 10,000 years

>>130112685
>What are the chances if it goes off, its going to be a massive shitstorm.
tens of millions, maybe more, will die. it will be like Fallout

>>130121331
Worst are; Portland, Eastern and far southern Oregon.

Best places, from a moderate standpoint, are; Salem, Corvallis, and (some) coastal cities.

>>130115584
>tfw degenerate CA and NV will be buried in ash
bye bye Reno cunts

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>>130115584
>mfw NJ

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>>130112480
>fish have left the lakes to find better places to live.
This part always kills me

>>130118353
>implying the French had nothing to do with drawing the borders that contributes to the instability of the middle east
What the fuck is Sykes-Picot?

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>>130118560
South central PA prepper here, I should be alright in the Appalachians when the big one comes. Will keep you all posted if the internet survives, otherwise on shortwave

>>130121726
Forgot to mention, there are a lot of homeless people wherever you go.

>>130118560
you won't be killed at all.

>>130115584
I went to a pompeii exebit once.

The charred and now fosilised corpse are still a chilling memory.

>>130121726

How bad is Medford? My uncle wants to move there for some reason.

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>>130118560
It's a sign from god. All the shitskins and niggers will die because the ash in the atmosphere will prevent them from absorbing the vitamin D. All whites will be ok thanks to our vitamin d absorbing skin and lactose tolerance. DRINK YOUR MILK. The shitskin population crisis will collapse, America will return to it's glory days as a traditional country and a family and farm centric lifestyle. The left coast fags will all fucking die. The only problem could be migrations from south of the border, and even that isn't likely because what superstitious shitskin would come to a land covered in ash from their comparatively """"clean"""" country? The kind that will be left over will lynch those fuckers.

>>130121726
What about Colorado?

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This is from the last 7 days, that's a lot of siesmic activity. 179 earthquakes

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>>130112480

I'm coming to live with OP if it blows.

it will never blow

fags

>>130122072
Not too bad. The only gripe I have with it is the pot heads, there are way too many.

>>130118416
Kek

>>130122429
Eh I'm a lot more worried about tweakers than I am about stoners. There's a pretty big meth problem in Central CA and Fresno is the epicenter of it.

>>130122148
Good area for those who like outdoor hobbies. Otherwise, nothing to write home about.

>>130122230
I'm gonna live in the Ashlands. Americans aren't supposed to migrate. I was born in the USA, I'm gonna stay in the USA.

Last weak it was a stock crash, this week it's Yellowstone

>>130122553
>There's a pretty big meth problem
Same thing is happening in Oregon. My uncle works with the rehabilitation centers, and he says the number of cases has doubled in just a few years.

>>130112480
When a mountain is formed than you should be worried

>>130122690
Fuck. I guess I'll just need to stay away from the shittier towns. At least your state will be getting another red voter to keep the gun grabbers at bay and weed tourism will be dead by 2018 now that CA legalized it,

>>130112480

MT fag here.

All is well.

>>130112480
I live in Montana. Fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IP3S_KMYuU
Habbening. Gtfo now. Much lava, everyone ded.

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>>130122043
These were homos. History always repeats itself.

>>130115262

Yeah I mean it's not like Alaska didn't glaciate during the last ice age or anything...

>>130122807
Don't worry about the liberals too much. The further away from Portland you get; the more moderate people's views are.

>>130112480
Watching this guys stream is the saddest thing I can imagine

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>>130116495

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>>130122980

>>130112480
>it's an x volcano is "overdue" for an eruption meme thread
>volcanoes have due dates

>>130123084
Good to know there's hope for the state after all. I can't believe I met an Oregonian who doesn't want to shoot me as soon as I cross California's northern state line.

But those volcanoes still worry me.

>>130112480
>m4.5 earthquake
literally nothing

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>>130112480

>>130121731

I'm about to move there for a new job.

>>130112480
1 post by this ID
>Animals have left the park, fish have left the lakes to find better places to live.
OH MY GAWD I'M FREAKINK OWT!
OP has left the building.
No matter what the topic is, if there are a fucking hundred replies to a thread that OP has already stopped posting,
ESPECIALLY AT ONE FUCKING POST, you bury that thread and send it to page ten and beyond. SAGE IT or do not reply at all.
Look, all you newbs, you normies, you redditards, even fucking Turkroaches and Shariahblue. Welcome to the asshole of the internet. We will not always agree. There is not a down vote system. Controversial opinions=guaranteed replies. We spot shills and propagandists like their heads are on fire. You are here FOREVER.
This place will change you.
You can't shill us without us getting into your head.

>>130112480
GTFO to /x/ and /bant/

>>130112480
>4.5

Literally nothing. Rofl. If it was enough to trigger something bigger half of the US would already be dead.

When the turtles leave the shell, I know we're fucked.

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>>130112480
>Sodomites die
>God laughs

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>>130112480
>fish have left the lakes to find better places to live
every time

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>>130112480
>fish have left the lakes to find better places to live
What did OP mean by this

>>130115244
>can't seriously be this retarded

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>>130112480

>any geological second now.

>>130123518
Millennial fish can't afford homes in the current Yellowstone housing market so they're moving.

>>130112480
>Animals have left the park, fish have left the lakes to find better places to live.
!!!
I hope trees also moved the fuck out of there.

>>130123490
>No innocent people will die if Yellowstone erupts

The only faggot who should die is you.

>>130113584
>How exactly did the fish leave the lakes?
they swimmed out of it you dummy

>>130123279
>But those volcanoes still worry me.
The volcanoes won't be a problem for another 200 years. We do, however, have an earthquake that is way overdue. It will be an 8+ magnitude. Though when it does happen, California will be impacted by it just as much as Oregon.

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>>130112480
U just jelly

>>130122220
Compare it to the same time as last year for the last 10 years and you'll notice that it's pretty fucking standard actually..

>>130112480
I'm literally the living version of yellowstone but with ambition. it's all just bubbling up inside waiting to fucking explode and then i'll just be a super ambitious guy

Any cute traps in michigan are welcome to stay in my apartment as long as I get eat out your asshole as payment

>>130112872
ive considered this many many times, anon. escrow the bets until confirmation, pay out winners, take a small cut. would be comfy as fuck

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>>130113584

>>130112882
they just up and walked away m8. whats your problem?

>>130118416
i just want you to know i got a good chuckle out of that

I live at the gates to Yellowstone in pray valley. OP outs full of shit. Animals haven't left, they're shitting on our land and trying to eat our tomato plants as usual. I was near the lamar valley yesterday and guess what... buffalo are just farting and shitting on themselves, as usual.

Sorry doom tards and faggots, nothing is happening and earth quakes are pretty fucking normal in the park.

OP should kill himself live stream for not delivering and being a giant Kansas city faggot.

Sources report Bears are rapidly becoming aquatic and hiding in underwater caves, turtles are leaving their shells, and frogs are reverting back into tadpoles at an alarming rate.

>>130124426
What about the zebras?

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>/pol/ ecstatic to fight and retake countries

>This volcano will erupt and kill us all
>lol nice finally

>>130124516
Zebras gone. Sorry anon.

>>130118560
>Tfw Des Moines
Halfway between destruction

>>130120848

wtf i love refugees now

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>>130124553
>not wanting to die

>>130124811
Better times.

>>130112480
Good. Hope this country burns

>>130124811
>spain wanting a permanent siesta

>>130123372

>*heavy breathing intensifies*

>>130125120
flag or gtfo cunt

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>>130112480
It blows in August, shortly after the eclipse, you heard it here folks

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>>130125261
Hey, that's my birthday! Just what I always wanted.

>>130118560
>wouldn't be kill immediately
this is a bad thing?

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>>130115262
>(He doesnk think [[[know]]] it'll circle around the entire planet and get'em all sneaky like)

>>130112480
When are they going to say we hacked the park?

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>>130112480

>>130113584
They evolved legs and walked away

>>130125677
"How the hacker known as 4chan caused the Yellowstone eruption to kill off non-whites."

Muricas would all be evacuated to Brazil.
It's not even a joke

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>>130118353
The irony

>>130123873
Anything west of I5 would get rekt by a tsunami though.

>>130112480
>geological second
>probably more than 1000 years from now
We'll be dead, and our kid's kids will be dead.

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How does a Yellowstone Fish leave for a better place?....just asking

>>130126627
Lake has several streams that lead out of the park and into other bodies of water.

>>130112480
>Fish have left the lakes
Ummmmm

>>130123372
??

>>130115584
>>130118560
Nigga pretty much all of North America is screwed. If the volcanic ash doesn't kill it then the volcanic winter and the cooling of the earth (return of ice to much of North America) will.

Europe will be in shambles while the rest of the world scrambles to hoard as much resources as possible.

Australia would probably keep being Australia so they'll probably be the last fuckers standing.

Until the Emus mutate.

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>>130118560
>People told me living in the keys were not necessary
>They told me I was a "Loon" who knew next to nothing about geology
HOW'S IT TASTE NOW YA BASTARDS!!!!!

>>130118785
You don't live anywhere near those mountains, do you?

There are no caves. That range is old as shit.

>>130112480
Good thing the US has a agreement with ya Aussies stating if shit hits the fan....we get to seek refuge at your homes.

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>>130126627
Have you ever been to Wyoming? It would make more sense if you had.

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>>130127381
>if shit hits the fan
>if
>not when

>>130118560
Why don't we just go where the fish went?

Not a thing to worry about. Mt st helens blew its top years ago, dust everywhere. It cools off in the atmosphere and falls within a few days, no global ice age cooling, no molten ash corpses.

Wouldnt yellowstone be the ultimate spot for terror attack? Could someone speed it up? If there was big enough explosion, would it cause the eruption?

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>>130127504
That's because I don't believe Yellowstone is going to become a snackbar's wet dream since the entire history of that has been a cycle of soft eruptions and catastrophic explosions. The last one was a catastrophic explosion.

>>130116276
>pic
Shouldn't the last one have a bomb?

Really strong jet stream and weather fronts coupled with a St.Helens type of eruption would mean bad news for everything East of Jellystone, if it turns out to be a non explosive pressure relief you could be ok fairly close to the park, Oregon Washington and California could be the best places to be

>>130128246
The explosion would have to be several kilometers down in the crust and precisely at the right point to trigger an eruption. Would also need to be of a significant kilo-tonnage to cause anything more than a subterranean cave in.

Possible, but you would basically have to assemble a geological survey to find the right spot then either drill down to a good depth or use some sort of earth penetration missile.

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>>130118560
>mfw south rises again because it's the only part left

>>130113584
They evolved into mammals

>>130126099

>Not Mexico
kys

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>>130113664
>Mfw Missouri

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>>130125261

Shortly after? more like right in the moment when the eclipse is upon the yellowstone caldera.

>>130124553
>kill us all
not those who are prepared

>>130128442
The last one would be in pieces

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Will I be killed?

>>130121731
Not really.
The bulk of california gets maybe 30 millimeters of ash depending on the wind conditions. That's barely over an inch. It'll be a pain to clean up, but won't be world ending. The real problem comes from the central states being blown the fuck out and potentially the bulk of American crops dying.

>>130129008
Yeah you'd get rekt pretty hard.

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>>130129008

Yes, me too.

>>130129008
you might starve or get raped by roaming niggers

>>130112480
Thanks, Trump.

>>130121731
piss off you will die within almost a year thanks to ash and shit, starvation will also kick in thanks to global temps drop unless you use underground green houses with generators

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>>130129008
you got to worry about the madrid fault line

all of america is going to be taken down in 1 hour

nobody is coming out alive after the sept 23, russia and north korea are coming to clean up the stragglers after

>>130112480
>Animals have left the park, fish have left the lakes to find better places to live.
and people still take the bait. nice one anon. you truely live up to the flag. i dont even mind bumping this

>>130122125
Nice schizo LARP fantasy

>>130112480
There are still animals at Yellowstone and the ground is normal temperatures.

When supervolcanoes are "overdue" they tend to be overdue by thousands of years, not a century, but this is very interesting. Billionaires and thinkers (important humans) have been offered positions at a bunker - whether built or not - in Liberia, Africa, which would be a perfect place to escape the effects of Yellowstone when it does, inevitably, erupt and cause more damage than any nuclear war ever could.

America will be completely destroyed. Any island nation will be fucked, I'm dead, and the next 3 winters will be nuclear, with months of darkness, ash and poisonous air. Top that on to natural disasters like mass tsunamis and it will probably be the death of humanity.

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>>130129172
>>130129184
>>130129218
Shit

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>>130129328

>that pic
wtf, NK and Russia want Baja Peninsula?

>>130129008
People in Australia will be killed. People in the furthest possible point to you on earth will be killed.

Anywhere in the US, and you're dead. The last supervolcano eruption killed 85% of all of humanity. Every nuke in the world wouldn't compare to one of these.

>>130112480
4.5 is nothing, it won't even stir tea you dumb fuck.

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>>130112480
Yellowstone wont erupt for millions of years, prove me wrong.

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>>130112480
>fish have left the lakes to find better places to live.

wtf

>>130112480
Literally only reservation I have about buying a vacation house in MT
While it may not go off this year the property would stay in the family for generations compounding risk

>>130112480
>fish have found a better place to live

Well good for those fish. I heard they were hard workers! Good post Jeb, how is Randel?

>>130129127
>>3 centimeters of ash isnt a lot


Have you seen the ground and roofs blanketed by snow? Imagine that but made up an extremely dense and hot hot material. 3 cm is enough for dust clouds and suffocation let alone the immediate effects of collapsed roofs and vaporization of your skin organs and brain.

>>130129414
Nah, only a couple states will be obliterated. The rest will wither and prune up under the clouds of volcanic dust. The explosion would go around the Earth 7 times, youd hear it every few houra.

>>130129566
Its a supervolcano mate. Don't think you'll be safe in New Zealand. Island nations will be sweeped over by tsunamis within 24 hours.

ANY
GEOLOGICAL
SECOND


which means maybe your great great great grandkids will see it

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>>fish have left the lakes to find better places to live.

>>130113196
Bitch I got the rocky fucking mountains as my shield, I'm going no where.

>>130129730
The last supervolcano eruption killed 85% of humanity. That is the only thing we can possibly compare this to. The earth will be stuck in decades of nothingness. Survivors will not live a pretty life.

>tfw really high right now
>tfw live in humboldt county USA (north california)
am i gonna be alright lads???

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>>130112480
Glad to see you're still around m8. Look at all the glorious (You)s these newfags are giving you for this ancient bait post lmfao

>>130129730
And also island nations would be completely fucked like I said. We'd be dead in the tsunami aftermath.

>>130122125
>beautiful farm centric society
>after a huge portion of white america has been wiped out and crops no longer grow due to atmospheric ash

wat

>>130129848
True. We'll likely kill ourselves off just purely trying to survive, because I bet some people will stay in the US in there massive apocalypse bunker type structures. Will the dust cover the globe completely?

>>130112480
Here is how Bernie Sandlers could still win though.

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>>130118560
>South Texas in the clear

>>130129902
Also very true, didn't consider that... I live in Poole. Shit, son.

>>130129725
By the time the ash traverses the Rockies and falls into California it will be ambient temperature.

>>130129725
>Hot material
/pol/ confirmed for not knowing shit again.
That far out the ash isn't hot any more, it's a gentle snowfall that would certainly have to be cleared but it's manageable.

>>130120208
fart like you never farted before

http://www.cbc.ca/doczone/features/the-zones

Every map is different, but this one is interactive.

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>>130121894
South central PA here too, see you in the shitstorm anon

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>>130130055

>Living near to mexico,
that is so much worse.

>>130129730

How loud is that likely to be? Like blow your eardrums loud or like distant gunfire?

>>130129902
tfw live in a valley

>>130129990
My knowledge on Yellowstone (and supervolcanoes) is simply passion, but academics or anything, but in the upcoming events to an eruption there'd be massive earthquakes, everybody within 240 cubic miles (the initial blast) is dead without any negotiation. You'd be one of those figures at Pompeii. By the way, the ash thing you asked, the entire North American (and central america) continent would be covered in a layer of ash that is 5 inches thick ALONE. The ash that travels the world would lower global temperatures by 25*C, and sunlight would be a thing of the past for quite some time.

Also ACID rain.
>>130130290
Sorry mate but you're still dead in a valley.

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Its happening right now

>>130130461
You can watch livestreams of Yellowstone. There's still animals running around. They wouldn't if it was anywhere close to eruption, the ground would be too hot.

>>130130082
>>130130085
still the ash is very dense, as dense as the average /pol/ack. it basically would be like solid stone being laid upon the roofs. now 3cm probably isnt enough to make most roofs collapse, but it will be enough to break trees and one or the other roof will suffer. also the bigger problem with the ash is that its very fine. you inhale it and it will start blocking your lung from within, basically petrifying it making you suffocate after a short time

>>130130430

What should I be stocking for the worse case

>>130129836
kek

>>130130550
a coffin

>>130130548
None of which I disputed, only your retarded comment that it would some how incinerate people at that distance.

It would have to be managed but it's far from the INSTANT DEATH you believed.

>>130112480
I remember this copy pasta
>geological second
always cracks me up

>>130130550
I honestly can't say. I guess since I live in the UK I've just accepted my death if Yellowstone does erupt since island nations are fucked.

I think food is an obvious one. Access to purified water will be massive. I wouldn't worry about any form of currency, like people stack metals for survival, that ship would have sailed by that point. Water, food, and getting to a place like Liberia would be may your main concern.

>>130130550
An underground complex powered by geothermal electric generators and enough supplies and entertainment to keep you sane for 20 years until the worst of it is over.

Lads!
If this shit will explose I can invite 1-2 refugee. Not niggers and gays.

>>130130430

Yea... Valleys tend to fill with water, that's what I was saying

>>130130822
Ah my bad I read it out of context. I live 20 minutes from the coast at the north east lel. I'd be dead instantly too

>>130127289
You don't live anywhere near those mountains, they're full of caves you fucking moron.

Post your apocalypse jams https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7lbHPDba4M

>>130116261
guys GUYS

I went missiong for a few days, since when do we have the flags back like old times?!

>>130115471
>America looks wonderful.
>Too bad it's full of NIGGERS MUDS AND SPICS
fixed this for you
if america becomes a 98% ethnostate in the future ill do everything i can to migrate

>>130113196
Lol and so will all of you when the Midwest stops feeding you + two years of ashfall.

Looking forward to it

when this happens what the best method for killing your pets, or relatives?

>>130131028
You won't have to do that. The volcano will take care of it for you.

>>130130430
would be so rad

>>130130290
The first explosion is 20 0 decibels up to canada and down to mexico so your ear drums would be blown out. The rest would be quieter and likely just cause you to jump.

>>130118560
>the calm, white midwest gets fucking obliterated
>cuckifornia, jew york, detroit and shitcago are a-okay
What a fucking waste.

>>130130630
wasn my comment anon. learn how to ID

Just to quote the guy from the youtube link in the OP,
>the earthquake will not cause an erruption, there was a much larger earthquate some years ago in whqtever lake and it didn't cause an erruption
Please don't link videos you haven't watched.

>>130118560
Oh good, im going to be fine in Louisiana.

>>130131028
>ruining whatever chances you had of a good afterlife
Don't do that.

>>130131325
>>the earthquake will not cause an erruptio
It's inevitable that it WILL explode one day. And when it does, it will cause mass hysteria. It's overdue an eruption, probably just not in our lifetime because as people have pointed out, geographical time is much slower. It's more than plausible that it could erupt in our lifetime though.

You guys are all morons. When was the last time a volcano killed anyone? They're harmless. Just leave them alone and respect them and you will be fine.

>>130124553
I just want to be a wastelander desu

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>>130112480
I bet Global warming or climate change or whatever we are calling it now is to blame,1st world countries should economically cripple themselves to lower carbon or whatever etc etc.

>>130131502
Of course it will errupt one day, but people should call it everyday because there are some slight pressure release or earthquakes.

But I am prepared in cqse shit goes down, I have thousands of liters of water and food stocked in a warehouse close to where I live
>but anon you live in Belgium you literally won't even see it go boom
I know, but the real shitstorm will happen afterwards. It will fuck the climate up and I reccomend moving in southern africa or Australia.

>>130131908
Shouldn't*

>>130131908
Nah I know living in Belgium you'll see some pretty bad shit if Yellowstone does go boom. So much so I think your chances of survival are futile. I do wish you luck. Living in England I won't even try to escape though, my fate is sealed in the tsunami aftermath.

>>130132016
I wish you luck too but I would prefer to die trying honestly.

>>130132016
There is no life in trying to run away to some African country which are shitholes even without a supervolcanic eruption and then hiding underground for 20 years

>>130132221
>>130132128

>>130132221
You're probably right. But as much as I don't want to live in some shitty bunker with stale food for 20 years, I don't want to see my family die.

will I still be able to Tweet my Fee Fees?

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>>130112480

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>>130112480
>fish have left the lakes
Retard detected

>>130118560
lol I'm in SF rn, but in august I'll be in Boise. RIP me

>>130119986
buuurn

>>130112480
oh no what about Yogi Bear?

will he ded?

>>130133884
that commie bear can get a free ride left side,

Binland safe, nuclearwinter alltimes anyway. Also cannibalism if no food