ABSOLUTE HAPPENING! MADMAN EDITION!

Autism exploding now

>>130111500

Ha ha God I love Alex. I wish I was a women so I could fuck his brains out. O well I guess I could go try to meet him as a tranys person. Right? Am I Right?

Best 2:08 of my life today! The Very Very Best. Really it was. .... :D

I'm retarded, what is happening?

>>130112236
florida?

>>130112347

Shabbos goy alex jones is shilling more bullshit

>>130112390

where else does the mud fall too? ha ha ha

Na I was joking. I really do like matt and alex.

>>130112502

come on he isn't that bad.

I fucking love Alex Jones, Owen Shroyer, and info wars. I might actually buy some of their merchandise when I get home.

>>130112731

I got the belt they where selling 2 years ago. Also the calendar was a good buy.

>>130111500
>>130112731
Hey Alex

>>130112731
owen it's past your bedtime

>>130111500

could somebody please hit me up with the basic gestalt of op's video? I'm in a serious meeting, and have no way of watching

>>130112731
low quality bait

>>130112888
I think I might get a shirt or take a chance with that health supplement stuff

>>130113049
hello

>>130113101
please 10 more minutes?

>>130111500
I love his voice

>>130113146
Calling someone out on bait is usually lowkey bait

by far the water filter salesman's best moment:
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=9qX5ZbZJrY4

can't believe there are people on this board who actually listen to this hack

who cares about these irrelevant no bodies

>larping.tiff

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>>130113374
>lowkey
gb2reddit

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>>130111500

This is now a Millie thread

is he allowed to air it? did they sign contracts?

I took double the recommended dose of male vitality and straight tore my girlfriend a new pussy hole

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>>130112347
Megan Kelly interviewed Alex and told him he'd be really nice to him and make him look good.

The promo makes him out to be a complete lunatic and Alex ain't having it.

He asked them to not air it -- or else he'll show behind the scenes recordings of Megan Kelly.

In other words, it's a manufactured controversy comparable to click-bait.

But at least it's entertaining!

>>130113977
if she agreed to being filmed and recorded, then yes, its legal. the context goes out the window if the agreement did not specifically state "on-air only"

>>130113939
must buy shampoo now

>>130113821
baitception

>>130112731
>some of their merchandise
>not their filters and super male vitality

You're not even trying.

>>130114125

did alex jones go full yolo on her interview to BAIT nbc into doing this?

10d chess

>>130111500
Alex was good before, but under fire and under pressure he's amazing.

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>>130112731
My favorite is Bio-PCA

It has Silica from Bamboo Extract!

>>130111500
THERES ALREADY A THREAD UP ABOUT THIS, SAGED.

>>130114125
But he is a complete lunatic.

>>130111500

So he thought she wanted to fuck him?

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>>130111500
Leave it to a woman to fuck up a career path that was set on ez mode. All she had to do was look hot and not be a cunt

>>130114346
he has more credibility than the MSM at this point

>>130111500
megan kelly constitutes a happening? really? and i know i didn't spell her name right i just don't care enough to hit backspace.

>>130114233
I already have a filter, and i said I might take a gamble with their health supplements which smv is part of

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>>130111500

It's like a WWE match for wannabe media

>when you work together to contrive a conflict for mutually-assured ratings

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>>130112731
>merchandise
>merchan

you devil.

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>>130112731

>>130115237
>>130115086
not sponsored by the honorable Alex Jones or InfoWars™

Shouldnt you wait until they release their cut?

I mean...if you leak it now...they can just make an honest piece and say, "See, we weren't going to be malicious."

>>130113533
KEK

Where the fuck is it? Its not 12:37am EST. Did she call him and fax over a legal document saying she won't air anymore and to pay restitution or something to keep him from airing it?

Does anybody even watch Megyn Kelly? Trump btfo'd her, Putin btfo'd her, this is shaping up to be another shitshow, the bitch is just toxic. She should start a podcast, see if she can make it on her razor sharp insight and personality.

>>130116823
Also, Jones is a kike and NBC are turbo-kikes.

>>130112731
I bought SMV and Brainforce when Trump won the election.

>with the winnings I received in BTC after betting on Trump

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>>130112731
Hell yeah! Purple Iodine crystals baby!
That shit's better then crack. Whooo

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>>130113445
Even if you consider him a hack and don't take anything he says seriously in any way... it's often still entertaining to watch him, especially when he goes off on enthusiastic rants and tirades. You ever see him start screaming and during the rant says more and more crazy shit until the point he's flipping out about transdimensional overlords that some of the globalist elites worship?

The guy is entertaining... deal with it faggot (preferably just kys though).

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>>130111500
He should have revealed this AFTER they put the "fake interview" on air sunday
That way they could have made CNN look like complete retards, and discredit them

>>130111500

I think it's hilarious that Alex said that she said that she wanted to have steaks with him and that she was obsessed with him. Why would he ever associate with her knowing what network she represents?

>muh dick

that's why.

>>130117418

Right. I listen to his podcast and love when he starts getting mad and goes off. I also enjoy the people who call in and run down the list of shit they bought and it's like 45 life changing products. Gets me every time.

>>130111500
FED RAISES RATES AND DUMPS 4.5 TRILLION IN ITS OWN ASSETS READY FOR 2008 PART 2 BOYS
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>>130117418
I like watching his rants. And then how he smoothly transitions into an advertisement for his shit he likes to sell. It's good entertainment.

>>130118436

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZNlaiWNvqU

He could've been a voice actor

>>130114346
Wrong. He's ~73.47% lunatic. This makes him orders of magnitude more credible than the majority of MSM.

>>130111500
He's on fire :)

>>130112888
I'd pay good $$$ for McAdoo's used panties.

Alex is the man.

>Tune in
>He's got nothing probably
>It's on the tape
BOOOOOOIIIII

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>>130113417

>>130114465
sad truth right there

>>130120836

There should be a meme where this guy's eyes just keep getting larger. What a fucking bug.

>>130111500

> fat water salesman actor from infowars
> happening

kys

>>130112731
Bit lit isn't it Alex?

Thread is loaded with ShariaBlue shills

so where the fuck is the video

>>130113445
Wasnt going too... But now I am
Alex Jones new biggest fan now faggot.

still hate jones for cucking out on pizzagate, but this could be gold

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So where is the interview?

>>130111500
Don't think it's Gunna air OP. Either legal issues, or this whole scenario is a fabrication for attention.

>>130122510
>>130121956
Alex said it would come out tonight so that Megyn would stay up all night thinking about him. He'll post it at his leisure tomorrow.

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He's been doing this for over a decade or more, I'm 28 and pretty much as long as I can remember the internet he's been around it, save for the AOL days. He was always semi-big with his own crowd and having his name out there a little, but I remember when Loose Change 2nd Edition came out, that's what the internet conspiracy culture really really blew up. I started seeing him way more around that time... and the funny part is that he has actually calmed down a lot.

He used to be way more into the really strange conspiracies, reptilian type of things, I wanna say he played a big part in the term Illuminati getting popularized, had a pretty notable documentary where he supposedly infiltrated the Bil-de-bear Group meetings and you got to see the weird rituals they were doing out in some California forest glen... as far as I know he definitely brought NWO to the forefront of mainstream conspiracy culture. As far as making money, he's more or less a snake oil salesman who offers up all of his material for completely free, he used to be on AM radio stations syndicated too, similar to Coast 2 Coast AM... this is him back in his AM radio days 'crying' about 9/11 but he's not crying for the reasons most Americans were on that day...

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDx-7tBPXLM


He's basically the Hulk Hogan of conspiracy theory politics, makes it exciting, theatrical and WWE-esque. Very charismatic, created this boogeyman enemy that makes people feel like they are uniting against something together, and provides all this 24/7 free radio/streaming TV coverage making it feel like something is always happening somewhere that goes with his story. He creates this sense of urgency and dire seriousness about his NWO enemy taking over...

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>>130111500
>Alex Jones about to BTFO of a news thot
Best timeline

>>130122805
Why is the video you linked a minute ago unavailable?

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>>130112502
>>130112578
He unfortunately made the mistake of marrying a Jewess before he was redpilled.
Pretty sure it's the same thing with Jared Taylor, reason why he won't have David Duke at Amren events.
It's like these Jewesses have a sixth sense on who to latch onto.

That's not a happening you retarded newfag

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>>130111500
nice

>>130112731
a fucking elephant

Is it up now?

>>130123223

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJNO3CCI7rI

>>130114465
Unfortunately that's not saying much.

Where is it

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you guys got any more of them alex jones memes?

>>130113939
I want to fuck that shampoo bottle now

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkpNO675Beg

>>130131033
>it's out

Fuck yeah

>>130113939
>nympho wars

>>130131033
Kek this is what Michael Jackson did to that worm Martin Bashir.

>>130111500
>AAAAALLEEEEEX JOOOOOOOONES!!!
>spits water
Alex always does this, he does something self-damaging, not necessarily bad in itself, then plays the victim, that's why he likes Trump, they play the same game and it's kind of a liberal mindset to do that.