What the fuck is Dennis Rodman doing in North Korea?

>>130105474
Fucking pristine virginal nork pussy and/or ass (I'm not really sure if he's a fag or not).

kim is one of the richest men in the world, anyone would do it desu

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>>130105474
Are we sure we're not living in some crazy alternate reality here? This headline reads like a parody, but this is actually real. A retired basketball player just gave a foreign dictator a bestselling book written by a businessman/reality tv star/WWE hall of famer (who also happens to be the current president of America)
How did we get here?

>>130106473
magic

>>130105474
Again? I swear that filthy nigger goes there every year.

>>130105474

He's the only person on the planet to personally know both Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un

>>130105474
Doing his job as the unofficial American ambassador to North Korea.

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>>130105474
getting our hostages out

>>130105474

doing his fucking job.

>>130106836
He had nothing to do with that.

>>130105474
He's been there before a few years back.

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>>130106758
>on the planet

>>130105474
I think he's kind of crazy going back this time with Trump threatening war.

I mean they just gave one of your citizens a lobotomy the day he went to prison (Doctors said his brain is missing segments in all regions)

I mean Kim hasn't even rushed out to meet Rodman this time or given him the red carpet treatment. Rodman could end up in the same position as that kid.

Kim knows he is a friend of Trump and what better way to get to Trump then by holding Rodman as a hostage or killing him.

>>130106544

kek smiles upon us

>>130106473
Trump is in the WWE hall of fame?

>>130107116
Who are those guys could anyone give me a quick rundown?

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>he hasn't seen the movie
if you have (((Netflix))) you can watch it right now. Easily available online if not. Pop some popcorn, it gets weird.

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>>130107237
Indeed he is.

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/donald-trump

>>130105474
No one can complain about the Worm being an Ambassador to Best Korea, because The NIGGER O'bama used him for the same purpose, but BASED WORM isn't a nigger. He's a BASED BLACK MAN who is besties with Trump, not O'bama

>>130106473
The book was a gift to the finance minister, not Kim IIRC

Rodman is CIA or NSA or something crazy like that FORR SUREE

this is like his tenth trip he's made there and the reasons are always really weird.

I honestly believe he's part of some superhero group or real people.

>>130107384
Bogdanoffs from nebulon

>>130105474
unofficial political liason. Kim loves the guy. Tensions are heating up with NK launching shit every week. send in kim's favorite baskeball star to ease him up a bit

>>130106473

Best timeline.

Wasn't there a huge get a while back that said Rodman was gonna kill Kim?

>>130106758

how does he know Trump?

CIA did research on Kim and found out he was a fan. CIA approached the dress-wearing nigger freak to go on a mission to buddy-up to Kim and ask to release some of the rightfully imprisoned CIA agents. Anyone seriously think niggers even know where North Korea is on a map?

>>130107116

well the only person permanently on the planet

>>130109237

Trump knows essentially all the famous sports players

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>>130107384

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>>130107116
>Person

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>>130105474
Ambassador Rodman please. Part of the chess game.

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Promoting the potcoin

>>130105474

The like to parade him around like clown, as a prime example of a successful American.
It's a propaganda notion on their part.
They're always glad to host Rodman.

North Korea uses him as a 'stereotypical american' to dehumanize us

>>130105474
KEK

>>130107939
Kim invites him, Rodman doesn't just show up of his own accord

>>130109237
Dennis Rodman was on the celebrity apprentice (Trump's show)

>>130105474
Tapping under aged gook ass

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>>130110032
>mfw I sold my Potcoin back in December

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>>130107384
Quickly runned down in MSPaint.

>>130107192
Rodman is a long time family friend of the Kim's. They wouldn't hurt him.

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>Dennis Rodman
>U.S. Statesman

>>130107237
I didn't know mujahadeen watched wrastlin'. Neat.

>>130106473
You'd best get used to alternative realities, anon. You're in one.

>>130106473
we get here when we put a meme like president.

>>130110032
Fuck.i was using pot as my base currency

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>>130107051
>Implying

>>130107694
Would be cooler if Drew Carey wasn't in the same picture.